I really need to watch what I draw and think about it first... If I drew something for you and you don't like it, feel free to tell me and I will delete it for you.

Also I need to be more active here! And I need to draw more. Don't worry, more pics from the Big bunny and other girls. ;D

This time I will be even more active on here. :D A new drawing everyday here. I am just more active on Discord, Facebook, and probably Twitter is all.

Sorry for being so inactive on this site. I was just trying to practice art stuff, trying to practice my skills with the anatomy... Not to mention doing stuff real life, I sorta have a job now. And that's about it. I think....

Happy 4th of July everyone!

So... I will be more active here, because DeviantArt sucks ass. You can't post pornography on the website. I would get an Inkbunny account, but I rather not.

Same thing what I said on dA except.... Need more Eddie X Star pornz! I must keep drawing in order to see how everyone draws Eddie and Star fucking!

WHAT I WILL DRAW

SEXY Happy Tree Friends
Your characters in my own sexy style.
Shippings (Yuri or Het)
I can try draw Scalie

WILL NOT DRAW

Pedophilia
Necrophilia
Certain Fetishes (Note me what fetish you want me to draw and I will talk it over)
Hate Art
My Little Pony
Undertale

It was amazing despite we had to be rushed to get to the lake out of town early so my mom's favorite spot doesn't get taken. We even forgot a few stuff here and there at the house, yeah we were that in a hurry. Luckily our relatives reserved the spot for us, if only they told us earlier but they don't have our phone number.

Anyways, when we got there I had some fun times, first thing we did was setted up a tent first, luckily the ground was soft so we just stick the stakes in there while setting it up because we forgot the hammer. After that my family went swimming while I go back to sleep because I couldn't sleep that night.

Once I woke up I found more relatives into the point, and I have seen a big puppy of their's, yup she is 11 weeks old and she is a big pup, cute as well. As well as some other dogs of course. See? Even I love puppies too, what makes anyone say I don't? Only a man with a heart of stone doesn't like puppies.

Soon after the first night of my camping trip, I've met a few more relatives including my grandma. Another thing I like to mention is I know some of these relatives before, most I haven't seen before but of course it was nice seeing them. We had some barbueque, played some horse shoes which is a game known more in the southern USA where you try to get the horseshoe into the peg in the ground, much like those hoops and pegs at a carnival.

Then when the campfire started, they started getting drunk, listening to music. While I am just looking at the campfire watching it burn, there wasn't much to say other than my parents like to go nighttime swimming in the lake. I didn't swim at the night, I don't think I ever swim in the lake at night, mainly because I don't want to get wet at night.

The second day I woke up, and I was laying on the ground of course in the tent, my pillow is also gone so I had to use a towel as one. Anyways I woke up and it started raining lightly of course, but soon it stopped for a while. As I got out of the tent, there was more relatives, and they brought their food there, and there was a lot of chicken I got to tell ya, both barbuequed and fried. I got full as well from the food.

Soon enough I gone swimming, even though the water wasn't as deep as it used to be, also the ground was like really muddy as well, so it was messy on my feet. But I had fun swimming in the lake, it reminds me like the old times I been in it, I mean I loved being in the lake, I grew up with it. My parents used to fish in it until they lost the fishing poles long ago in a car.

In conclusion, I had a great time at the reunion. Lots of food, swimming, socializing with people, it's all good here. Also I want to mention I am back on Furaffinity, after a long ass time I haven't post anything. So I will make sure that I will post more common here as of deviantArt.

Who needs the succ anyway? I kick ass and chew bubblegum. IF I HAD SOME GUM!!! Truthfully I do. Cannot deny that. *Puts on sunglasses* I have found my gum anyways. Don't need the succ, at all.

So... Where are can I find those big monsters from Hopeless? 'Cause I am ready to kick their ass. Or I am always open for an art trade. commissions are also still opened. Always ask me to draw badass stuff. Who's the man? I'm the man! I'm an awesome man! Ask for an Art Trade or Commission, they are always open and affordable.

When I asked for one art, ONE ART, of Eddie and Star doing the nasty, some people sees it and decides to bash on it. This is the first time Eddie and Star having sexual relations since I decide not to ask for Eddie X whoever in the picture from now on, in other words, be ready when I have the skills.

Anyways, why can't people just not comment on that picture instead of bashing on it. I can't tell if it's another one of those "SJW" bullshit. But I don't think the picture violates the deviantArt policy since it's censored, it doesn't even violate the Inkbunny policy if it's censored, and IB doesn't allow that type of interspecies relations.

If you don't know what's going on, look at the comments: http://jazzhtf13.deviantart.com/art.....9-PC-634383993 (I might upload the uncensored version here maybe if you want)

Hey guys, it's me EddieHTFHuman. Trying not to be personal as possible, but my family is extremely poor. So I have decided to open up some commissions so I can help out my family, to feed them. This is pretty much my only way. Probably going to do the same thing with my DeviantArt account as well. Feel free to ask me commissions, if I ever get any commissions hopefully. My art is good, and affordable.

Here are the DO's and DON'Ts to what I can draw.

I CAN
-Draw your OC in my style.
-Shade and do backgrounds in the art (Costs a bit extra).
-Draw a short comic of your OC.
-Draw nudity (Also cost extra)
-Draw violence.
-Draw paired up characters.
-Even can draw humans.

I CAN'T
-Draw NSFW art (+18)
-Draw dragons, cars, or anime.
-Draw a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.
-Draw fetish art of any kind.
-Accept any copyrighted work for money. (Art Trade instead)

Anyone can ask me for any commissions whether or not you are watching me or not, as long as you respect the rules.

Am I the only one who doesn't like Futanari (Females with male genitals)? If so, is it a problem? Like is it sexist to not like that stuff, or is it a fetish type of thing?

The old pervy me is back. Would you guys rather have the old me who likes to say "May I join you girls" instead of "Every girl is bisexual"?

Now I know the damage is done, but if you can give me another chance, you will know that I have changed back to better.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT THAT IS THE REASON WHY EVERYONE HATES ME!!! NOT EVERY FEMALE IS BISEXUAL, AND EVEN IF THEY'RE ARE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK NONE OF THEM LIKES THREESOMES?!? JUST GET OUT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! AND NOT EVERYONE IS INTO UNDERTALE!!! I HAVE A TON OF FRIENDS WHO HATE THE GAME AS WELL!!! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MAKES ME AN OUTCAST!!! YOU ARE THE ONE WHY EVERYONE HATES ME!!! AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! GET LOST PARANOIA AND DON'T COME BACK OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

As well as getting back into my medications that helps me sleep and stay calm under-pressure.

I have shown my real face, and it is ugly. But you should enjoy my art anyway. :D

I feel like I am the last straight person in existence. I feel like am I a target for bullying? A target due to my sexuality? Is it true that straight people died out? Even if the whole world is not straight anymore, deep down, I feel like I'm unique in my own way.

Bisexuality is the majority in the furry fandom, while heterosexual furries question that if their are other straight furries out there, we feel that we are unique. I am saying this, not to come out of the closet, not to admit that I'm straight... But because I am unique and not afraid of my sexuality.

I feel like I am the last straight person, and in ways.... I am proud. Just like I am the last human and I am proud. If anyone here wants to call me a breeder or try to convert me, go ahead and do it. Try your hardest in fact. Nothing will ever change my sexuality.

This is my message, my speech, to say I am not afraid.

For starters, don't ask me to draw NSFW art. (I might practice) and never ever ever ask me to draw Yoai NSFW art. I know what you're thinking... "What? You are straight? Why can't you date boys as well?"... Because I'm into girls, not boys. As for my OCs, Eddie the human (male), Drifty the raccoon (male), Dash the fox (male), Gamette the rabbit (female)... All of them, do not pair them with the same gender. And no matter how much I beg... Or plead... Or cry... Don't let me get into yoai... EVER! You can draw NSFW art with my characters, in fact I might ask some people here some time.

Now I am ready to be called a breeder like 100 times here.