I'm not homeless anymore, wheeeee~!

Blah blah, getting evicted. Blah blah, staying in the house as long as we can. Blah blah, packing up anything important so we can put it in storage and leave immediately if the owner of the house sends the police. My mother's brilliant plan. Anyways, this includes my computer. So this journal does two jobs: it informs the people here on FA watchin' me that I won't be uploading anything new any time soon [ as if that's new =P ], and it's a place for people on my IMs to know where I've disappeared to. Sorry. If any of you get desperate enough for the lemon, there's a bunch of recordings of my voice not too far off... =P I'm sorry this is so sudden for a few of you that I never made time to tell.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3378592/ Kaboom, baby.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2760655/

Get all up in that bitch... If... you want, or whatever. Or don't; that's cool. =o xD

Just felt like I needed a new journal, since the other one was all, like... a year ago...

But yeah! Stuff... ... -=Dances.=-

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Okay, now that that's out of the way... This is a bit delayed, and I apologize for that...

I will not be getting my laptop fixed. Why? Because it's gonna cost twice what it cost to buy the damn thing. To fix the screen. =| So, because of that, I'm reduced to using my mother's desktop until I can get myself a new computer because, frankly, that just seems easier at this point. But because it's my mother's desktop, I don't think I'll be writing any more stories until I can get my own computer... I s'pose I could keep doing music though. =/ Eh, we'll see...

So yeah. The reason I've been all quiet and shit is, well. You see, I have this laptop. And I do all my shit on it. Stories, music, bullshit. -Everything-. Well, yeah. Motherfucker broke. This is one of the few times I've actually managed to get online, and I wish I had something better than; I dunno when it'll be fixed. >.<;; But yeah. 'Sall I've got.

Okays. Reason why I don't have the story I said I would have up; left my laptop's power chord at a friend's a few days ago. Got it back today. Am working on aforementioned story nao. =3 In between bouts of Lost Planet 2. <.<;;

Since I wanna keep updating this at least every other day or so, here. Have a journal. xD

Obviously, I nao has guitar. =3 And, apparently, a perpetually stuffy nose. Fuh. But whatever. This weekend I'm headed over to a friend's, and I'm bringin' my recording stuffs to... like. Record stuff. And yeah... =3 He's better at guitar than I am so there's that. xD But yeah. As long as I keep getting a response for it, I plan to keep doin' musics.

On the writing front, I -am- actually writing something. =D Again, it's clean but it's still something. xD It's another relatively large project, but I'm actually fairly convinced I'm gonna stick with this one. Because it's basically a device to introduce my most used characters and their histories. =3 But it's also a full-on story, so yeah. x3 I might have the first part of it up by... tomorrow or Friday. Maybeh. We'll see. =3

ADDITIONALLY; If someone out tharr has a PS3 and wants another friend or whatever, yeah. EdenVolfer... xD I've got Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition, MAG, Army of Two [both], Resistance: Fall of Man, and Uncharted 2 for online games... The last two I haven't really played too much though, so yeah. <.<;;

Anywho, yeah. Tha's the update, I guess... =3

No mic. Sadness. 'Sall I've got right now. =/ I might type up somethin' and put it up but I dunno. I lack the drive to do anything other than screw around on TF2 or sleep right now... Eh...

Okay, I actually -kinda- have something, but I'm not gonna put it up because it's not complete. =/ It's a song, but in the middle of doing the vocals for it my -good- mic decided 'fuck you' and stopped working for me... Awesome.

Nothing much more than that. I'll see if I can grab another mic and record vocals before the end of the week. So, the end of the month. >.<;;

Okay. I had said I would get something up by the end of last week but that totally didn't happen. Spending an entire weekend at a friend's house kinda messed with that plan. So, for serious now, I shall have something up by the end of -this- week. For serious.

Yeah. Wow. I don't even know what to say. Type. Whatever. <.<

But yeah. Total failure on my part. -Again-. I need to start doing shit again. But school just recently started up, and I'm gonna be busy -not- doing stuff there. =/ But I do have my little laptop now, so I can walk around campus writing... ... Those would be some interesting conversations. That I never want to have... Eh. Okay, I -promise- I'll get something up by... the end of the week. If not, you have the right to harm me. Somehow. Over... the internet... Don't question my logic. >.> But yeah. By 'something' I don't mean another journal. I mean, like, a story... Or crappy art. Or, like, I dunno... A voice meme... -=Shrugs.=- I -might- get that bored. =| ... Hell, I'd have to find one of those things... Ugh. Never mind, too much effort. But yeah, now I've been reduced to rambling, so I'm just gonna go to sleep now. I get something up. By Saturday. For serious.

Oh. Hi there... ... Hasn't been... that long has it? ... -=Looks at a calendar.=- Oh... Well then... As you can see, I haven't lost my ellipsis fetish... >.>;; Okay, that's actually -way- too many. I'm done with that now... ... Dammit.

-Anyways-.

I fail. Let's get that out of the way right-quick, okay? I have a few paragraphs of the next chapter of my little story idea typed up, but, again, I lack motivation to finish it... Ironically, I'm probably gonna go work on it once I finish this Journal. Also, my foot's -finally- fully healed now! I can do shit again! And I'm not all mopey! Yaaaay! =D

Also, I've decided to get off my lazy ass and pull my electric bass out of my closet... I think it was cream-colored at one point. Now it's kinda grayish... Oh, that's just dust... But anywho, I -also- got a mic, so I can do some recording shizzle-nizzle too. ... You have the right to shoot me if I ever say/type that again. Anyways. I was thinking about doing something like the voice meme that was going around a while ago, but meh. Again, I'd need motivation to do it. xD I am, however, working with a friend of mine who guitars, yes I made that a verb, and we're gonna do some acoustic covers and maybe some original songs, and I'm also working on a song of my own right now. Keep in mind, however, that we've said we'd do this a few years ago, and we're -just now getting started-. =|

Additionally, I wanna start doing... stuff more often on this site, even if it's just, like journals, or commenting/shouting. So, I'm gonna try and do journals more often, maybe daily-slash bi, or tri-weekly. I dunno -exactly- what I'm gonna do, but I have a few ideas. Probably just a lot of random shit. It'll be easier than stories, I'm sure... xD

TL;DR - I'm alive and gonna start doing shit again! Yaaaay! =D ... ... Cheer, dammit! D<

I should probably explain why I've been... um... let's say... quiet as fuck lately? =o And just so you know, yes. I'm quiet during fucking. =| Aaaaaanyways. Yeah. As... a few of you may have guessed, I use Microsoft Word to write my stories. And I just convert them into txt format so you don't have to download them. Ain't I nice? =3 Anywho. What... probably none of you know is that my mother... is a WoWfag. =| Okay, yeah. No big deal right? Fucking WRONG. In her infinite wisdom, she realized that a lot of space was being taken up by WoW. And instead of, oh, say, compressing unused files or deleting useless programs, she goes through the computer and uninstalls some programs. Not of hers, oh no. Of -mine-. Among these being; iTunes, FireFox, Yahoo Messenger, and, yes, you guessed it. FUCKING MICROSOFT WORD. -.- So yeah. It was then that I found out... You have to -pay- to get Word on the computer if it isn't already installed. Fun. So I thought... Oh, how do I put this kindly... ... ... "FUCK THAT!" ... Yeah, that works. Anywho. So yeah. Long fucking story short, I now have a new program that was free, and is relatively similar to Word, but have to convert my Word files before I can do anything with them again. >.<;; I have a program doing that for me now, but I'm still waiting. =/

So yes. That's why I've been gone. And why I'm saying 'fuck' so much. Also maybe because it's over one-hundred degrees over here and my foot is -still- in a fucking cast... -.-;; Getting around campus on crutches? Let me tell you.... IT FUCKING SUCKS. >.<;; But anyways. Yeah. I should have the documents converted soon, and return to writing... Maybe something... with fucking. Because that seems to be my theme recently. >.<;; The word, I mean...

Anyways. Now that that's out of my system... ... FUCK... ...

There we go. =3

Okay, okay. Yeah I know, I kinda went poof. I have an excuse though. >.<;; Honors English research paper. Enough said. But I have now finished said piece of Satan's work, and I should, should, be able to write more. I already have a few ideas in my pervy little head, so yeah. Expect at least one before this week is over. But, ya know, don't get your hopes up. <.<;;

You know what to expect. =/ I'm sure you knew this would happen right after my last journal. I know. I'm a horrible person. Can't seem to update when I say I will. I blame schoolwork. Fucking schoolwork. Yeah. That's my reason. School's tired me the fuck out. See, I'm too tired to even try to make this Journal longer. -=Dies.=-

Now I know what you're thinking. 'Good God. Another Journal from Eden... Probably says he can't update again'. You're right... Kind of. I will actually have a story up tonight. I promise. I'll write some goddamned porn even if it kills me. So don't worry about that...

But I've figured out that posting a story every other day is a bit... unrealistic. That plus school work... Ugh. My brain and I have decided that we can't cope with that kind of pressure. >.<;; Now, I'm thinking about a new kind of schedule, and I'm gonna try to keep to it. I was figuring one or two updates a week. That sounds reasonable to me. Sound reasonable to you?

Good...

P.S. Yes. I do have an obsession with ellipses... Some might call it a fetish... Oh yeah... Oh... Bab-- Erm...

Okay. Admittedly, that went a bit too far. =/

I lied. =/ I still have plenty of time to write up a story to post, but don't count on it happening. Remember what I said about my real life issues getting in the way? Yeah. How's this for an issue -- I have the attention span of my dog. One second he staring at some burritos, then next he's chasing one of my cats, and the next he's sniffing and licking at his dick. Which is oddly reminiscent of how I am... >.>;; Ahem. Anyways...

There's still a slight possibility that I'll have a story up. And if I do, it'll be porn. 'Cause I do that shit fast. Clean stories I actually have to think about. Since it's not all 'yiffmurrfuckpurrohyeabbyhrdr.' =/ I actually had to think for a while to come up with that statement right there. And I figure it's pretty damn accurate.

Ya know, pretty soon, I'm going to have more journals saying that I can't update a story than I will have actually stories. >.<;;

I think I just need some motivation. I mean, I figure it's just- oh look a kitty! -=Runs off.=-

I can actually write non-pron stories. I know, I was as surprised as you. Now, I'd post a few, if I could find them again, but I've seen the kind of reception clean stories/art get here in FA, so I'm a bit 'meh' about it. So the purpose of this journal, other than to slake my boredom, is to ask if you, my two watchers, if you want me to post those stories. Or if you're just watching me for the porn. Which I'm totally fine with, by the way...

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I'll be trying to keep to a schedule of uploading something every other day. But, you know, shit happens. Oddly enough, my real life issues my interfere with me posting porn. I know, how dare they.

... I just read what I typed and it barely made any sense to me...

I should get some sleep...

Dammit. I had been planning to make an update tonight in order to keep submitting something every other day, with writing a story like two hours before posting it. >.<;; But I got lazy. I was playing StarCraft, leave me alone. And I would do it now, but I have my shows to watch... Bleh. I'll try and get one up tomorrow... I'm not making any promises though.

Then again, it's not like more than two people are going to see this journal. >.>;;