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Posted 10 years agoNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'VE BEEN SO INACTIVE!
I'll catch up to being myself in a few days. Please enjoy the occasional Pyro profile picture.
I'll catch up to being myself in a few days. Please enjoy the occasional Pyro profile picture.
I got bored.
Posted 10 years agoSo I made a TF2 theory about the Kritzkreig and how it works.
The healing power of the Kritzkreig is more unstable than the other mediguns, which is why it ubers faster. However, there are consequences. It has the ability to uber with crits and invulnerability, but it might damage the patient, medigun, or the Medic himself! So the gun is restricted for Crits only. But why not normal uber and no crits? Well, the instability of the beam might not handle the uber. The Medic was interested in it's crit ability, so he used it, and got cocky, relying on his patient instead of just ubering with normal uber and crits. The kritzkreig got used to it, and would have to re-adjust if it ubered normally, which it can't. But it still has the ability to. Again, medic dies, gun dies, patient dies, you get it. Also, it makes the patient feel more comfortable, kind of like when I'm sitting inside someone's belly. I love that feeling, just so warm and sof-WAIT I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC- *Beeeep*
This results in them feeling careless when crit-ubered, brutally slaughtering them, which normally they MIGHT feel bad for. Plus, when the Medic does his taunt, his medigun is leaking, giving him that feeling his patients have. He illucinates himself at the Oktoberfest, and tries to drink his medigun beam. He feels a burst of healing, snapping him back into reality, knowing beer can't heal people.
What do you think? I think I got almost everything.
The healing power of the Kritzkreig is more unstable than the other mediguns, which is why it ubers faster. However, there are consequences. It has the ability to uber with crits and invulnerability, but it might damage the patient, medigun, or the Medic himself! So the gun is restricted for Crits only. But why not normal uber and no crits? Well, the instability of the beam might not handle the uber. The Medic was interested in it's crit ability, so he used it, and got cocky, relying on his patient instead of just ubering with normal uber and crits. The kritzkreig got used to it, and would have to re-adjust if it ubered normally, which it can't. But it still has the ability to. Again, medic dies, gun dies, patient dies, you get it. Also, it makes the patient feel more comfortable, kind of like when I'm sitting inside someone's belly. I love that feeling, just so warm and sof-WAIT I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC- *Beeeep*
This results in them feeling careless when crit-ubered, brutally slaughtering them, which normally they MIGHT feel bad for. Plus, when the Medic does his taunt, his medigun is leaking, giving him that feeling his patients have. He illucinates himself at the Oktoberfest, and tries to drink his medigun beam. He feels a burst of healing, snapping him back into reality, knowing beer can't heal people.
What do you think? I think I got almost everything.
