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I'm sorry I'm being a lazy dickbutt
Posted 12 years ago
This is mostly to commissioners. I mean... I still don't have a tablet but I can definitely still be working with the eraser of my broken one and I've just been being a real dick ass and I need to finish this shit. I seriously do not have a lot to do.
I just need someone to kick me or something. In the ribs.
Ah. Jeebs. Okay. I'm gonna try and finish one when I get back from class today. If I dont finish it y'all have full permission to light torches and sharpen your pitchforks.
Sorry!! I hope y'all are having a happy April! ;3;
edit: Awe yeah werking
edit2: WOO i got pretty far but now I have to go in to work and i'll probably pass out when I get home. SOB.
Late FWA report!!
Posted 12 years ago
UHM.
It was a blast.
The end.
This video is really long and stupid so I think some must-see scenes are:
3:12-4:04 Babby(gryphon suit I made) being worn for the first time!
6:55-8:11 The "nasty pickle" starring 
and 
8:30-9:13 Scurrow and the passive-aggressive clapping
10:05-11:20 Sexy CVS sub song
12:30-13:35 Something that might make you uncomfortable
13:35-14:36 Clip of the Kendi showcase (Which was AMAZING holyshit dog!!)
No but seriously! I just got done being sick from the con and that's how you KNOW it was great! ;D
...I think.
Shittiest tablet ever
Posted 12 years ago
So I ended up buying a Bamboo SPLASH and lemme tell you I'm SUPER glad it can be returned.
It was just so bad.
The first thing that made me twitch was when I selected the "right hand" setting the cord pointed inwards into my keyboard. Who designed that??
Also... the cord was incredibly short. Again. WHO DESIGNED THAT.
Three. Was this: http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h.....ps0d204182.png
Lines. Wat are you doing???
And 4: the pen didn't have an eraser and thats just dumb as fuck.
I probably coulda read into some of these but they just all seem like such poor design and I trusted wacom. ;n;
So yeah. Sending it back lol.
BUT BUT BUTTT!
I plugged in my old tablet*which my pen tip broke)... and the ERASER of my old pen works like the TIP NOW. So I can totally draw for at least a while now with the newer driver!
Hah. hahaha. HAHAHAH FUCK YOU BAMBOO. So yeah. If anyone has a great tablet that they 100% trust and love and recommend, tell me the name. <3 THX.
GUYS LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS
Posted 12 years ago
wolfbound pretty much drew last weekend's event when I invaded her home-nest.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/10225894/
I just love it so much.
1st row: My spit puke story.
Cake wars: I brought cake and I think we smeared it on people's faces/nipples more than actually eating it.
YeEEEaaa-uuh: She just likes when I say that because she's a freak. Why??? I don't know.
Slow down mom: I was speeding through a park and an angry mom yelled at me.
and the last was "I'm drunk and I'm just gonna lay here k?"
Ahhhh its so fabulous. Go watch her QTness!!
8
Annnnd my tablet broke
Posted 12 years ago
Just now.
Sweet.
FUN.
Thankfully I actually DO have a little bit of money.
Any recommendation for a new tablet preferably under $200?
This one was only $80. Haha. It lasted a good time for the lil piece of shit it was.
;V;
edit: I purchased a new Wacom bamboo with 2-day speed shipping so I will be working again on commissions promptly!
I WANT TO CRY
Posted 12 years ago
WATCHING FWA VIDEOS ON MY CAMERA NOW. OMG
Fuck.
;___;
I miss everyone.
sbhtiuujssssdhjdwfhwfhfhhfdhh CRIES CRIES
PLEASE CAN WE ALL JUST LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER AND SPOON AND SMELL FUNNY.
Alarming Dicks (NSFW)
Posted 12 years ago
I'm sorry guys... but this is like my favorite GIF on the internet right now:
(NSFW!!!!) http://media.tumblr.com/e4775835b22.....mzv1qz4rgp.gif (NSFW!!!!)
I hope I don't get in trouble for posting this but I'm not sure I even care because it's so damn funny.
Surely the admins would understand.
I just can't get over it. I've been re-watching it for weeks now. ;U;
Sergals are sexy
Posted 12 years ago
I caved.
I cant deny it any more.
Sergals are sexy beasts.
I've been secretly drawing them in my sketches.
I think imma make a sergal version of Kyle.
The end.
If there's any fabulous sergal art you wanna share, please do! <333 I really want some more sergulls
Did someone feature me?
Posted 12 years ago
All these watches out of the blue are confusing me.
Where are y'all coming from?? ;;
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thats enough now
Posted 12 years ago
I can't imagine walking into someones house and seeing a furry porn poster on the wall.
Like.
Even if I know they're furry.
It seems so awkward.
I see some artists sell prints... Do people really hang them?
Maybe they have like a porn room IDK.
I would like. Instantly feel awkward. Like, living room porn or something.
You know. I've been kinda in a situation like that.
Where a couple had furry drawings framed of them instead of like... photos.
No photos. Just furry portraits.
I'm not sure why its weird, but I think about it. I feel if I had a furry poster I need like at least 10 and posters or something to balance it out. IDK.
Tell me your thoughts.
Do you?
Do your friends and family see it?
EDIT: OKAY. Lots of comments! I'm not gonna try and reply any more
General consensus:
It should be out of the public eye
If you are sacrificing a guest's comfort for your own fetish you're sorta either or obnoxious, socially unaware, a dick weed or any of those in combo.
Just read comments for opinions. It seems to sum up to that. haha
My feet are dead/first day of work
Posted 12 years ago
As some of your know I just got a job at a bakery in a grocery store. In normal areas there might be some(a lot) of breathing time in a bakery, but since I'm in a high tourist area I have discovered tonight that that will not be the case. haha
I worked a total of 6 hours and I swear I did the same amount of walking as I would at like... Anthrocon. My feet are soooore.
And there's all this machinery to work and it's like @w@;;; AHHHH
I'm SO FUCKING THANKFUL when customers are understanding of me not knowing shit yet, and then also kinda wanna throw a tin-can at the ones who give me a "UHG" bitch face. Chill bro. I'll get your donuts as soon as I can find the button of donuttiness. :I
Thankfully there was this other girl with me starting the same day, because the SECOND our supervisor went to break, like, 5 wild people appeared wanting cakes and we hadn't had that all day so we didn't know where the cake boxes were. ;n; ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
BUT!
With the power of TEAMWORK (and puppy-eyeing deli workers) we were able to figure that shit out! We did it huzzay!
Sucks though that my next training/work day is on VALENTINES... which totally means the bakery will be even more busy>
And THEN during the summer tourist season... oh my. Oh my oh my. If THIS is just the snow birds.
I really want some icecream. The end.
Prak auction ends today
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/9866348/
In work orientation right now so I can't really reply to comments ;3;
In work orientation right now so I can't really reply to comments ;3;
HELP I need BIRD KISS examples
Posted 12 years ago
I can't figure out how to make bird kisses.
I searched it and this came up: (NSFW) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7934729/
I don;t think that could be any more accurate...
BUT STILL.
If you have seen a beaky smooch image/art that actually looks super legit I wanna see.
Because I don't understand and I want to. :I
ART RAFFLE???!?!??????????????
Posted 12 years agoSomeone stole our trashcan
Posted 12 years ago
Who even watches the Superbowl???
How boring.
I GOT A JOB
Posted 12 years ago
FUCKING FINALLY.
Days of filling out retarded questionnaire...
Uhg. So happy.
It ain't much, I'm working in the bakery of a grocery store(do I even know how to bake???).
Sounds like I got this job because of art and they want me to be the CAKE DECORATOR. So yeah.
GUESS IMMA BE DOING BAKERY THINGS NOW. What ever the heck you do in bakeries. Yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah. This is my first legitimate job btw. I've always just done like... art commissions. ;V;
And the grocery store, Publix, is actually pretty awesome with employee benefits and such. yey. <3
I also rubbed a lemon on my face earlier. Just so you know. Good-luck lemons.
Custom FURSUIT auction starting at $1!
Posted 12 years ago
Over on my 
designosaur account!
Auction: www.furaffinity.net/view/9799217
designosaurUh oh I made Snooki mad
Posted 12 years agoThere's this chick in one of my classes that looks like Snooki but worse (edit: i'm referring to like- caked up make-up/trying too hard/doesn't even look real)
So I tried to take a pic of her to show my friends
And she saw. Whoops (totally missed too)
And now she hates me and is apparently talking shit.
I can't even express how hilareous this is to me.
I'm so good at making new friends.
So I tried to take a pic of her to show my friends
And she saw. Whoops (totally missed too)
And now she hates me and is apparently talking shit.
I can't even express how hilareous this is to me.
I'm so good at making new friends.
Cat character auction ENDS IN 4 HOURS
Posted 12 years ago
Just so you know: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9753351/
I wont be online when the time passes but, you know. just a lil warning if you were waiting for last minute bids.
I love you guys! Thanks for the help! <3
Why do "hipsters" like triangles?
Posted 12 years ago
Why?
shag and I wanna know.
Why do "hipsters" like triangles so much.
Give me your deep thoughts.
Your... THEORIES.
FWA meme!
Posted 12 years agoWhere are you staying?
Main hotel :3
What day are you getting there?
I will be arriving in the area Thursday night but won't actually enter the con until Friday.
Who will you be with?
pugbites walf and 
steelyphil
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
The people listed above + kangaroopawz<3 and whoever wants to hang.
Will you be suiting?
Nop
Do you do free art?
Probably not
What is your gender?
Tits
How tall are you?
5'7"
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'm just gonna say yes. Because. Yes. No creeping on me! >=[
Can I talk to you?
Absolutely! I'd LOVE to meet new people!
Can I touch you?
In a non-creepy way. If you smell funky then no.
How can I find you?
Follow your heart! Im not entirely sure. I have pics of me online so just look for me.
Can I visit your room?
Probably not.
Can I buy you drinks?
Lol
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
You can snuggle if your name is Alan Roobutts. If not, GIT OFF! Hugs are okey.
Are you nice?
Yes. Unless you piss me off or you smell real bad!
Do you have an artist table?
Nah
Will you be going to parties?
I dunno.
Will you be performing?
Nope.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Scream EILAVUE!! Or HEY CHICKEN! Or scream obscenities and scare me.
What/where will you be eating?
I- what? I certainly hope I'll be eating more than once!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If we agree to it. Please don't like... Stalk us to a restruant.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
If I have one!
Can I take your picture?
Sure bro.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet people. Have fun. Hug fluffies. Take pictures of my suits running round. Make babbies. Good goals. Very good. 
pugbites
steelyphilSARASOTA
Posted 12 years ago
BE MY FRIEND
Because
I'm sad
because I don't live near anyone I know anymore
*cries*
I need some cool tumblr blogs to follow!
Posted 12 years ago
Any suggestions?
You can send me yours or ones you like and I'll take a look.
And no instagram supposedly "hipster" shitblogs. I'm so fucking tired of that. (I had to unfollow a lot of people recently and now my dash is barren) Bad filters don't make anything cooler.
But yeah. Shoot me some blogs! <3
Jobs
Posted 12 years ago
Finding a job weird.
Like some stores I walk I into and I'm like GIMMI AN APPLICATION !
And others I get super scared cuz Im a paranoid fucker and just leave :I
I've applied for a lot of jobs online and while hunting in the real world i found a hardware store and a tourist shop accepting applications today! There's also a touristy coffee shop looking to hire I just gotta go back in tomorrow when their hiring lady is back in.
Yay life. This is fun. I'm such a loser Lookit me go! Haha
Also there's this person named Alan who is pretty awesome and sexy. Wow. Go Alan.
Submitted my application...
Posted 12 years ago
...To my dream college! With a day to spare! * procrastination queen*
Sent them some srs stuff and some dumb stuff like the bag-dog and also sketches that I've never posted online! :0
Skatches.
My internet is still broken- I think its something wrong with the modem. Like, right now I'm online but in like 10 minutes it will break off/lose signal again. But it'll be foreeal fixed tomorrow afternoon soooo whee!
*w* Life is good. And stuff.
It also looks like I might be getting a house (with the help of my mom) because houses are crazy cheap now because of the housing market crash. I'm excited. n stuff.
EDIT: ALSO IM JOB HUNTING... FOR LIKE. AnYTHING. I DONT KNOW HPW THIS WORKS BUT IM TRYING
I WANT ONE WITHN A WEEK.
