Avalon has tagged me into this silly game, so time to answer some silly questions about my OC. Just for the hell of it, my girlfriend will be joining me with answers about her own OC. Enjoy, or not~



1. What is your name?
Him: Empu
Her: Amore

2. Do you know why you were named that?
Him: It's the name I was given by the "pack" I was raised by
Her: I don't know. Ask my creator, she must like italian or something

3. Single or taken?
Him: See this girl here ? Mine mine mine mine xD
Her: I'm taken by that one dude above me. See that answer? Yeah, him

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Him: I have the power to annoy people to the point where they want to punch me in the face >:3
Her: I'm a cartoon character, I can do as I please!

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Him: But what the hell is that anyway?
Her: Nope~

6. What's your eye colour?
Him: Crimson
Her: Whatever color my creator has available

7. How about hair colour?
Him: My fur's white as snow, my hair's red as blood
Her: My hair is supposed to be blue with pink or purple tips, but it just depends on my creator's mood

8. Have you any family members?
Him: No
Her: No, but I'll ask my creator about one, because I want a sister!!

9. Oh? How about pets?
Him: yes, she is also my pet
Her: I have no pet, I AM the pet here (even a pet to the paper)

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Him: I hate morning people... and mornings... and people
Her: I hate night time, but I don't know how can I tell since I'm on paper

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Him: Practice my fighting skills
Her: Lay on fictional clouds

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Him: I gave my girlfriend/pet a bath... she looked like she was gonna hurt me after that
Her: *hides the bloody dagger behind her back* Of course not, don't you see my halo? I'm a little angel!

13. Ever... killed anyone before?
Him: Not particularly
Her: Just read the answer to question number 12

14. What kind of animal are you?
Him: Shapeshifter, I don't know what the fuck I am! But I'm usually seen in the form of a wolf
Her: Whatever my creator wants me to be~

15. Name your worst habits.
Him: I fucking can't stop cursing, goddammit!
Her: Putting my underwear on my boyfriend as he sleeps and taking pictures of it. He doesn't know about this... well, now he does *runs away*

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Him: I don't think so
Her: I look up at my creator and think "Oh God, what is she gonna do to me today?"

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Him: Demisexual
Her: I'm a blob of ink on a piece of paper that doesn't even have genitals

18. Do you go to school?
Him: Nope
Her: *laughs* My creator draws me at school, so I guess yes

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Him: I'd love to marry my lady, but still a bit unsure about kids
Her: Marry? Yes. Kids? Like I said, I have no genitals

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Him: Psh, no
Her: I don't know. Do I?

21. What are you most afraid of?
Him: Lightning, that' some scary shit, yo!
Her: Water and wind. Do you know what happens to paper under those conditions?

22. What do you usually wear?
Him: Naked, bitches!!
Her: My collar and my halo, can't leave home without those <3

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Him: Pasta x3
Her: Pasta, chocolate and sweet stuff that doesn't spill all over my page

24. Am I annoying you?
Him: Not at all, I could do this all day
Her: Better question: am I annoying YOU?

25. Well, it's still not over!
Him: Bring it on!
Her: Good -w-

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Him: I have no idea really
Her: I live in an old notebook, inside an old backpack. That's very low class

27. How many friends do you have?
Him: Few friends but good friends ^^
Her: My pages are filled with sketches of myself, so I only talk to me. I'm my own best friend!

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Him: Food? Delicious! Number? Oh god numbers ;-;
Her: Eww, it makes my paper all messy!

30. Favourite drink?
Him: Pepsi
Her: Since when does ink need to drink?

31. What's your favourite place?
Him: As long as I'm with someone I like, I don't quite care about the place itself
Her: The internet, where I can be free!

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Him: Yes and I'm dating her, thank you very much
Her: I'm interested in getting out of this piece of paper, if that matters to anybody

33. That was a stupid question.
Him: No, but this one is.. actually, this one isn't even a question ;o;
Her: If you say so!

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Him: I can't swim
Her: If you fold my little paper into an origami ship, maybe I can float.. but just maybe!

35. What's your type?
Him: Fun, but serious and smart and.. and.. screw this question, it's too difficult
Her: Comic Sans, that's how I type everything!

36. Any fetishes?
Him: Apparently I like paper, is there a fetish for that?
Her: See answer 15, I like putting little feminine underwear on my boyfriend as he sleeps

37. Seme or uke?
Him: Ugh, don't give me no weeaboo terms
Her: I'm submissive, considering the fact I have to be drawn everyday and I have no say about it

38. Camping or indoors?
Him: Indoors, it's more comfy
Her: Indoors please, my paper could get ruined outside

39. Tag People!
*Empu and Amore start playing tag with each other*

Hello my peeps, it's been quite some time since there's been any actual activity coming from me. Thing is, I've been searching high and low for a job because.. well, I've been unemployed for far too long. So yeah, been looking here and there, around the city as well as in cities nearby. After some hectic weeks of traveling everywhere to go to job interviews, I finally found something! I am now officially a teacher... yes that's right, I'm a teacher! Of all things, I'm gonna be teaching people, haha. No, not to children or anything like that, I'm working at an English Institute. Yup, I teach english to people in my country. What can I say about it? I kinda like it there already. Lots of foreigners! Heck, one of my coworkers (a new theacher there as well) is a woman from Estonia.


So yes, that's what I've been up to as of lately. I started this just yesterday and the director says he's already got faith in me, which is kinda nice for a change! lol. Thanks for taking the time to read me, see ya!

- Describe your sex life in two words
- My what?

1.)Are you kinky?
If you know me, you know the answer

2.)Have you had sex?
... do I have to say this one out loud? .w.

3.)Do you like anal?
Girls call me the butthole terrorist for a reason ;)

4.)Are you bi gay or les?
I'm a guy, I'm dating a beautiful lady, that should be an indication~

5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Not really

6.)Ever spank someone?
Not at all

7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
I rarely do it, but when I do, it's usually with somebody else so that we can make stupid comments about what's going on XD

8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if you're a guy)
Just my own

9.)How do you think you are in bed?
I'm great in bed!.. I could sleep all day <3

10.)Top or bottom?
Top

11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Never done anything in that one particular position

12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Yes I have done this.. oddly enough.. I regret nothing XD

13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Nah, I shower everyday

14.)Can I spank you?
Only if you want to be spanked back

15.)Can you tell I can't think of much more to say that's dirty?
I suppose that means your vocabulary is rather limited :P

16.)What's one dirty thing you like to say?
Fuck. I always use that word, even when I shouldn't

17.)What's a fetish of yours?
You'd like to know, wouldn't you? Well, I don't just flat out say that, you'd have to know me well enough like to know. Too bad there's only one woman who's put up with me for long enough to figure this one out ;)

18.)Bed or couch?
Both sound good to me, I can sleep on either of those :3

19.)Dominate or be dominated?
I do the domination here

20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Sure, let's go with that

21.)Where would you LOVE to lose your virginity?
In my girlfriend, of course~

22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
Terrible question, we're in FA! This place is full of fucking dicks XD

23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
See above, although to a lesser degree of course

24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
Once in a blue moon if I've got nothing better to do

25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
All of the girls I'm watching in FA, of course ;)
Just kidding
It's enough with just that one girl :3

26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
The answer to this one is pretty obvious, don't ya think? That one girl, of course

27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
Bleh, numbers.. I dislike numbers x.x

28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Yes I would.. but will I? Most likely not XD

29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
Meine liebe can cum on my face all she wants~ hahaha

30.)How do you like it?
Short and sweet

31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Psh, I'm too old to be having crushes

32.)What's your favorite porn site?
Technically FA, since it's the one I visit the most

33.)How big is your dick/boobs?
Penis? 20 inches... or was it centimeters? Eh, I don't remember XD

34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
That's a pretty good question!

35.)What's your favorite part of your body?
My beard :D

Yeah, just like the title says. Enjoy, or not, it's up to you x3


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
If you're not my girlfriend, then fuck off~

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night, so I'd have an excuse to just pass out, hahaha

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
.. what the fuck kind of NSFW kind of question is this!? Left side

4. Do you masturbate?
If you know me, you know the answer

5. How often? Lately?
Lately? Like once every leap year more or less

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Not NSFW again. Showers, I like showers

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Keyword here is that it was ATTEMPTED

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I once watched porn with my online bestie. We only did that because the woman in the video looked like her teacher... needless to say, we laughed the whole way through~

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want someone who can aggressively make the bed for me, cause I'm too lazy for that crap x3

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, my girlfriend

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
IRL? Not really

13. Would you choose love or money?
I already have someone's love, so I choose money; that way I could travel around the world with my girl <3

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
lol, no clue, never really got to try anything XD

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not answering this .__.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
wat? Don't think I've ever done things in a romantic place

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
That one attempt in the shower maybe?

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Hell no!

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Ha! Nope

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, I'm not exactly into men anyway

24. What's your sexual preference?
Asexual, maybe demisexual

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Getting a handjob (and a bit of a bj) counts? You know what, nevermind

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Dafuq? No. Oh wait, the shower thing >.>

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No -.-

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup, been there

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Condoms. They thought I'd be too shy to buy something there. I won the bet :D

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Do I look like the kind of guy that'd go waste money on a sex toy? .__.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
... just... just read above, ok? -.-

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Those of you who have my naughty pics... stfu about it <3

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Psh, no XD

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Maybe in my younger days, haha

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Not really?

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ha! No clue either, because like I said before, I've never really got to do much of anything :D

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Read above once again

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Fuck no! Haven't and won't!

DID THE TITLE GET YOUR ATTENTION, BRO?


1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?: Most certainly

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?: Not your business, but I've been heartbroken more times than I could count, lol

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?: Who the hell are you and why are you spying me!? >:C

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?: This and a crap ton of other lies too XD

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?: Yes

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?: Voicechatting with someone I miss

7: Do you want to be single?: Would you stop the relationship questions, please? O.o

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?: Stay in my room, lol

9: How late did you stay up last night?: Around 3 AM I think

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?: Sure can, it was last year

11: Last three things you had to drink?: Tea in the morning, apple juice later and Pepsi not too long ago

12: Have you ever pretended to like someone?: No, I never pretend

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?: No, but if you ask me if other people have done that to me...

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?: Who the f*ck comes up with these questions!? .__.

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?: Depends on how much I liked them

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?: Most of you already know the answer to this

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?: Watching Ashens and the quest for the gamechild

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?: No

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?: Hell yeah

20: What would you name your future daughter?: Sophia... only one person's going to get this XD

21: Do you miss anyone?: Yus!

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?: Barely even kissed just ONE O.o

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?: You're expecting me to remember a kiss from 2007? Most likely not gonna happen xD

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?: Yes sir!

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?: Not really

26: Who did you last see in person?: From FA? Nobody, lol

27: Are you listening to music right now?: Yup, listening to this http://youtu.be/gcQIwiZU9j8

28: What is something you currently want right now?: Win the motherfucking lottery, woo! lol

29: What is the last thing you said out loud?: Good night, bro!

30: How is your heart lately?: Slowly healing, maybe

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?: Rarely

32: Are you wearing socks?: Yup, cold winter night

33: What do people call you?: People here? Empu, E, E-butt, Bitch (don't ask)

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? We're texting

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? Would rather not get into those here, haha

36: Who did you last share a bed with?: My dog Perla who sometimes sleeps on my bed

37: Did you do something bad today?: Everything I do is bad, am I right guys!? RIGHT!?

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?: Mom gave me a hug like tuesday night? Does that count?

39: Do you get stressed out easily?: No, I del with stress constantly, so screw that xD

40: Will you sing today?: Not out loud

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?: Don't do that, I always tell it like it is~

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?: A dear someone, certain FA people (you know who you are) or Vanessa

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?: Never been in an ambulance

44: What are you listening to right now?: http://youtu.be/WxNKWGKEwW4?t=1m1s

45: What is wrong with you right now?: It's 4:10 AM, I should probably be sleeping

46: What is on your wrists right now?: Not a damn thing

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?: No clue, lol

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?: CHOCOLATE!

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?: Why such a random time? O.o

50: Are you a good artist?: Haha, no

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?: It either makes you whole, or destroys you

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?: My life hasn't changed much in these past 6 months anyway

53: Ever been on a golf cart?: No sir

54: Do you have trust issues?: Fuck yeah >_<

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?: On skype, yes. With someone I like a lot

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?: What's Hot Topic?

57: Do you use chap stick?: No!

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?: It was gonna be a punch, but then I changed my mind while the fist was going straight to his face and turned it into a full force slap, lol

59: Do you have a little sister?: I have no sisters

60: Have you ever been to New York?: Never

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?: I sure would love to think so!

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?: Again, does my mother count?

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?: Uploading pictures to a friends' website

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?: Considering I've only ever kissed one person, I don't think I regret it

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?: Si

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?: Yup and all of 'em were 6 years ago

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?: lol nope

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?: Depends on who this someone else would be

69: Will next Friday be a good one?: Why should it be? I can't see the future, lol

1. Full Name.
Empu Sameer, at your service =)

2. Zodiac Sign.
Pisces

3. 3 Fears.
Thunderstorms, becoming blind or deaf.. can't think of anything else really

4. 3 loved things.
My dog, my friends, a certain someone

5. Best friend.
IRL, Vanessa. She's basically my only real life friend anyway. Sadly for me, I am not her best friend, I'm more like the 5th best or something

6. Last song you listened to.
Forsaken by Seether

7. 4 Turn ons.
Eyes, pretty hair, a good sense of humor, a nice singing voice

8. 4 Turn offs.
Arrogance, overconfidence, liars, reggaeton music... sorry, I just can't stand that thing xD

9. What colored underwear are you wearing right now?
Black boxers

10. How many tattoos/piercings do you have?
None

11. The reason you joined FA?
To meet people within the fandom

12. How you feel right now?
Very tired, a bit worried about someone

13. Something you really, really want.
Her

14. Relationship Status?
Don't need to say this, you all know me

15. Meaning behind your username?
Empu = Honorific title applied to especially craftmen and scholars

16. Favorite Movie.
Can't choose just one

17. Favorite Song.
Same as above

18. Favorite Band.
Metallica

19. 3 things that upset you.
My father
Prejudice
Rabid fanboys

20. 3 things that make you happy.
Her
My FA friends
Playing videogames when I need to relax

21. What do you find attractive about people?
Voices

22. Someone you miss.
Her

23. Someone you love.
Her

24. Relationship with parents.
Dad and I have never got along at all
Mom and I... well, it's kinda weird, I really love her and all, but having her ALWAYS favor my brother makes me sad

25. Favorite Holiday.
Meh, don't care

26. Closest FA Friend.
I'd have to say the ones that have helped me with depression in the past. No need to say names, you guys know who you are

27. Someone on FA you dated.


28. A confession.
I should be sleeping by now, but I sort of can't for whatever reason

29. 3 Things that annoy me easily.
Rabid fanboys (don't you dare to disagree with their opinions)
Close minded people
Double standards

30. Favorite animal(s).
Tigers

31. Pets?
I have a dog named Perla.. and maybe an FA pet too, haha

32. One thing I've lied about.
Being happy when I wasn't

33. Something that's currently worrying you.
Someone who seems to be having a bad time with depression

34. An embarrassing moment.
Having my best friend walking in on me while I was completely naked

35. Where you work.
Jobless

36. Something that's constantly on your mind.
Her

37. 3 habits you have.
Cursing more than needed (lol)
Biting my nails
Rewording everything at least twice when writing something

38. Future Goals.
Getting my ass all the way up to USA to meet some people

39. Something you fantasize about.
Sorry, my fantasies are private

40. Favorite stores.
Todojuegos... yes, I love videogames

41. Favorite food.
Pasta

42. What you did yesterday.
Jobhunt, renewing my identity card, went on a walk, played smash brothers with my brother

43. Something you're talented at.
Pissing people off apparently, lol

44. Your Idea of a perfect date.
Getting to spend time with the one I love, specially if it's just the two of us.. that's all I really care for, no need for fancy things

45. Your celebrity crush.
Tarja Turunen

46. A photo of yourself.
My ID pic in here is a photo of myself

47. Favorite Artist.
Can't pick just one

48. Number of kids you want.
Not confident about this, but maybe only one

49. Do you smoke or drink?
Not at all

50. THE END.
This isn't even a question!

Fall down some stairs and end up unharmed? Seriously, it's friggin 4:20 in the morning and he tripped over while trying to go downstairs... he then gets up as if nothing happened, laughs, says "that was odd" and goes to the bathroom. Wut? Lesson learned: apparently, beer makes you fly... but doesn't give you any clue on how to land properly, though it hardly seems to matter, since it also gives you a brief moment of invincibility or something xD

Link: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4783818/

Here you go, now go and get a chance of winning a color digital painting and stuff. C'mon, you know you wanna, you've got nothing to lose <3

This is THE loudest I've ever heard in my 24 years of life. Seriously bros, car's alarms are now sounding all the way around the block, my poor dog is scared and curled up at my feet, my mother's wondering if something exploded nearby... just simply great. Ugh, I can kiss the rest of my sleep good bye and probably the power and internet too soon enough T.T

1. Asked someone to marry you?
~Jokingly doesn't count, so innocent

2. Kissed one of your FA friends?
~Innocent, don't know any of them IRL

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
~Innocent

4. Ever told a lie?
~Guilty

5. Had feelings for someone you couldn't have back?
~Guilty.. for both being unable to have back and just unable to have

6. Kissed a picture?
~Innocent

7. Slept till 5PM?
~Guilty

8. Fallen asleep at work or school?
~Guilty... fucking math class Dx

9. Been suspended from school?
~Innocent

10. Worked fast food?
~Innocent

11. stolen from a store?
~Innocent

12. Been fired from a job?
~Innocent

13. Done something you regretted?
~Don't tend to regret things, but there's one that I SOMETIMES regret, so half innocent?

14. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
~Innocent

15. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
~Innocent

16. Kissed in the rain?
~Innocent

17. Sat on the rooftop?
~Guilty

18. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
~The only kisses I've given shouldn't count and were disapointing anyway :/

19. Sang in the shower?
~Guilty

20. Been pushed into a pool fully dressed?
~Innocent

21. Shaved your head?
~Innocent. Fuck you, I love my hair

22. Had a boxing membership?
~Innocent

23. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
~Innocent, it happens the other way around :3

24. Been in a band?
~Just three guys being stupid with instruments at age 14 shouldn't count, so innocent

25. Shot a gun?
~Innocent, never shot a real one

26. Donated blood?
~Innocent

27. Eaten gator meat?
~Innocent

28. Eaten cheesecake?
~Guilty

29. Have/had a tattoo
~Innocent

30. Liked someone but will never tell who?
~Guilty

31. Been too honest?
~Guilty, all the time

32. Ruined a surprise?
~Innocent, I think, lol

33.Ate in a resturant and got so bloated you couldnt walk?
~Innocent

34. Erased someone from your friends list
~Guilty, fucking bots

35. Dressed in women's clothing(if your a guy) or guys clothes(if your a girl)?
~Guilty. My best friend and I crossdressed as each other with each other's clothes for one day in our last year of high school... due to height differences, her skirt kinda looked like a mini one on me xD

36. Joined a pageant?
~Innocent

37. Been told you were handsome or beautiful by someone who meant it?
~Hard to tell when someone means it or just wants you to be sort of happy

38. Had comunication with an ex?
~Guilty

39. DATING someone current or past?
~wut's this supposed to mean?

40. Got totally schnockered one night and had an important test the next day?
~Schnockered? Are you stupid? I don't drink :C innocent

41. Had a total stranger pay for dinner or a drink?
~Innocent

42. Got so mad you started crying?
~Innocent

43. Tried staying away from someone for their own good?
~Innocent, haven't felt like I need to do this yet

44. Thought about suicide?
~Guilty... looking at you and your actions, 17 years old me

45. How about mass murder?
~Innocent, will be happy with just one murder -3-

46. Tried illegal drugs then liked em?
~Innocent

47. Rode in strangers vehicle?
~Innocent

48. Stalked someone?
~Innocent

49. Had a girlfriend or boyfriend?
~Guilty

50. Danced around in your underwear?
~Innocent

51. Jumped off a house?
~Innocent

52. Ever missed someone so much you cried everyday?
~Innocent

53. Actually want to get married?
~Every marriage I know has been a failure, but if I am eeeeeeever asked about getting married, then it'll all depend on how I feel about that person and how much I trust her at the moment

54. Smoked a cigar?
~Innocent

55. Sang really loud when no one is home making up words?
~Guilty

56. Had dreams of your bf/gf?
~Guilty

57. Fallen for your best friend?
~Guilty, many years ago, never again since then

58. Tripped on flat ground?
~Innocent

59. Cheated on your BF/GF?
~Innocent, again, it's the other way around the way this thing happens

60. Gone to school under the influence of drugs or booze?
~Innocent

61. Had a crush on someone 2 or more years younger than you?
~Guilty

62. Wanted to tell someones secret for their own good?
~Something that should be kept a secret but that they should know regardless? Guilty

63. Felt so confused you wanted to cry?
~Innocent

64. Ever broke the rules on a quiz like this cause you over explain things or cause its annoying to answer vaguely?
~... When I stole this, it came without rules, so fuck you

65. Ever spent the night at someone of the opposite sexes house who wasn't family?
~Guilty, had to pretend being gay to be allowed to

66. Poured glue on a birds wings?
~Innocent... who's the sick fuck who would do this? O.o

67. Freaked out cause you thought someone was in your room but it was clothes?
~Innocent

68. Put so much food in your mouth you choked?
~Innocent, thoughI I've choked on food because of hiccups before

69. Lied to someone to protect them from something worse?
~Innocent

70. Tried to hide yourself from everyone cause you felt stupid?
~Innocent, I don't feel it, I am :3

71. Hate your job?
~Innocent, I am jobless... but guilty at the time I had an internship, it was awfulf

72. Car surfed an SUV at 40 mph?
~Innocent

73. Ran full speed into a glass sliding door?
~Innocent

74. Wish you could go back in time?
~Innocent.. I wish I could teleport, dammit :C

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
Reality shows and most TV shows in general actually

2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
Rap/Hip hop, Reggae, Reggaeton (specially this garbage), Dubstep (sounds like some noise I could do in a blender).. that's about it? if I remember something else that I hate, I'll be sure to update this~

3. A selection of celebrities you couldn't care less about.
Most of them? Why should I care about celebrities anyway?

4. A hobby you “don’t get”.
Milk bottle collecting... no, I am not kidding, that DOES exist

5. A habit you find disgusting.
Drinking until you can't even stand up without being helped

6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
Writing essays

7. Your favorite household chore.
How can you like household chores? Are you crazy? Well, if you're watching me you probably are xD

8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
First person shooter games in general. They're so damn popular, yet every release on a FPS series is nearly identical to the ones before them

9. PC or MAC?
PC all the way, I see absolutely nothing on Apple's MAC

10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
Soccer! I hate soccer! It happens to be the most popular sport in my country, so I'm screwed -.-

11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
Wrestling

12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Once again, Wrestling. "But dude, that's so fake"... well, so are your goddamn movies but I don't hear you complaining about that

13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
The Cure, yes really.

14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
Gaming I guess? Well, people outside the fandom make fun of me for that sometimes

15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.
Biting my nails

16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
Math, oh god math

17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
Cleaning a bathroom

18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn't.
Fuck you, I'll enjoy the games I want >:C

19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
Kia Stevens.. wrestling celebrity crush that I'd say it's a bit odd, but just because people seem to disagree with me when I say she's pretty, lol

20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
I'm perfectly calm at the moment. Weird, isn't it?

I'll be gone for the next couple of days. No, it's not that I'm having an emo mental breakdown or something like that, I'm just being forced to go on a family trip. Joy -.- well anyway, see you later guys!

Happy new year to the following people: everyone who reads this! I'll see ya all in 2013 (and I so hope it'll be a better year >.>)

Stolen from  avalonanders because I'm bored and because I can! so, here we go~

1) Where did you begin 2012?
Some bullshit beach place called Algarrobo

2) What was your status by Valentine’s Day?
Single as with every year's Valentine's Day

3) Were you in school anytime this year?
No

4) How did you earn your money?
Internship

5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
Went to see my brother

6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
Nope

7) Would you relive 2012 over and over again?
Only certain moments

8) What did you purchase that was over $1000?
.. are you fucking kidding me? there's no way I could get that much O.o

9) Did you know anybody who got married?
Don't think so

10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
Yes

11) Did you know anyone who had a baby?
Sort of

12) Did you move anywhere?
No

13) What concerts/shows did you go to?
None

14) Are you registered to vote?
Psh, yeah right

15) Do you still have the same job as You did in 2011?
Didn't have a job back then

16) Has anyone betrayed you in 2012?
Yup

17) Where do you live now?
Same place as before

18) Describe your birthday?
Lonely

19) What’s one thing you thought you’d never do but did in 2012?
Have my shortest relationship ever? lol

20) What has been your favorite moment?
That's private <3

21) What’s something you learned about yourself?
I'm decently liked by people who don't see me, be it internet or pen pals.. which probably means my looks scare people away~

22) Any new additions to your family?
No

23) What was your best month?
Some time between june or july I'd say

24) Were you in a relationship this year?
One in January (I was dumped in the same month), One in April (I was dumped the month after) and... that's about it for relationships for me this life time, I mean year

25) What music will you remember 2012 by?
Probably Turisas or Therion

26) Favorite book you read?
None really

27) Favorite Movie?
The Expendables 2

28) Favorite TV show?
Beavis & Butthead

29) New friend?
A few from here, like  GalmGaruda51

30) Would you say you’ve changed since the beginning of this year?
Probably

31) Do you think 2013 will be better or worse?
No clue really

Do you have the following in your bedroom?



Condoms:
lmao, what for? I'm single, of course I don't have condoms

Cell phone:
Yes

Book shelf:
Yeah, though it has everything but books xD

Couch:
No

Futon:
Nope

Computer/laptop:
Laptop

Pictures:
Yup

Mirror:
Why would I want to see myself anyway? o.o

Skateboard:
No

Bed:
A big one ^^

Smoke detector:
Not at all

Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums:
No

Blacklight:
No

Lava Lamp:
Nope

CDs:
Shit ton of those

Flag:
No

Stop sign/any sign:
Welcome... to the disorder temple

Paintball gun:
No

Real Gun:
No

Cigarettes:
No

Pot:
No

Any drugs:
I don't do drugs, go away

Alcohol:
Nope

Books:
No

ps2:
That one's on my bro's room

Xbox:
Don't even own one

Gamecube:
Fuck yeah, my black Gamecube be one sexy console to look at <3

Stereo:
A home cinema, does that count?

Gum:
No

How many windows do you have in ur room:
One

What is the color of your walls?
It's just wood, no real colors or anything

Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?
My room

What's on your walls?
A good luck charm a high school friend gave me years ago (doesn't work) and a pic of Nightwish

Has the opposite sex been in your room before?
Only my best friend

Has the opposite sex been on your bed?
My bed takes too much room, so we used it as our only way to sit down in here and play some fucking Mortal Kombat

Has the opposite sex slept in your bed?
... does my dog pet count?

Ever had sex in your bed?
Hahahaha, no

Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you?
My pet Perla

Do you like your bedroom:
It's my very own little world, so yes

Feel free to either answer honestly or with funny answers



If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe

Am I attractive?
[ ] Hot As Hell [ ] Cute [ ] Alright [ ] Hell No [ ] Completely Ugly

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me...
[ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10

Would you ever go on a date with me?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Would you kiss me?
[ ] Hell Yeah [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] I Really Want To

Would you sleep in the same bed as me?
[ ] In An Instant [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe

Do you think I'm a virgin?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

I seem like...
[ ] A Player
[ ] A Slut
[ ] One Time Thing
[ ] Next Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[ ] A Friend
[ ] A Friend With Benefits
[ ] A Loser
[ ] A Hot Person

Would you rather...?
[ ] Hook Up With Me
[ ] Cuddle With Me
[ ] Eat Me
[ ] Hurt Me
[ ] Tease Me
[ ] Date Me
[ ] Friends
[ ] Friends With Benefits
[ ] Marry Me

What would you want me to be to you?
[ ] Friend
[ ] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[ ] Friend With Benefits
[ ] Husband/Wife/Mate
[ ] Dinner
[ ] Snuggle Buddy
[ ] Punching Bag
[ ] Guinea Pig

Are you going to re-post this so I can answer for you?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [] Already did

Reply with any symbols that apply~


‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
＃- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
＊ - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
© - Will you be mine?

Use this pkmn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php
(leave everything as it is hit "Generate" then hit back and repeat for each number. Thus giving you a random pokemon)

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#429 - Mismagius (yay, my best friend is a ghost)

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#338 - Solrock (the sun is my boss.. dafuq?)

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#601 - Klinklang (spinning metal gears)

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#110 - Weezing (poisoning to death!)

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#648 - Meloetta (a legendary mother-in-law!)

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#336 - Seviper (no blowjobs for me, that's for sure)

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#642 - Thundurus (I dated the god of thunder? lol)

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#97 - Hypno (no, no, no, no, no, NO!! Hypno? The one from the creepy pasta? oh god)

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#214 - Heracross (my bones will be crushed Dx)

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#52 - Meowth (friggin cat, give me back my food!!)

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#185 - Sudowoodo (wood...)

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#148 - Dragonair (a long blue dildo? lmao)

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#125 - Electabuzz (wow, shocking!)

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#646 - Kyurem (White) (impressive, I'm a legend killer)

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
#501 - Oshawatt (aww, an otter following me forever)

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#106 - Hitmonlee (kung fu stories I assume?)

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#58 - Growlithe (yay, doggy pet for me!)

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#404 - Luxio (that could be painful O.o)

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#624 - Pawniard (so I dream of metal? nice I guess)

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#583 - Vanillish (ice cream <3)

21. This pokemon represents you.
#477 - Dusknoir (so I'm dead)