All you bastards better do it! I will kill a kitten for each person who doesn't! Think of the poor adorable kitten blood that will be on your hands!

So we found a kitten on the side of the road that was extremely skinny and the rest of its litter were dead. We took the little matted lump of fur home and long story short its doing really well and 70 bucks later got a clean bill of health. The only down side, every time I sit on the couch it attacks my ear ring! Totally worth it.

Anyone who wants a Google+ invite comment with your email address!

Well i returned my last laptop because the wonderful people of Asus were a bunch of assholes so they can eat the cost of the laptop! Swapped it out for a Dell Inspiron. Its usually a $850 computer but i got it for $549.99. Its a dell which I cant say I am thrilled about but for the price its pretty decent.

Had an amazing time at my 1st con! Did a lot of work in the art show with  raggedyhatter  arcthecollie and  Sable-Crimsonpawwz which was awesome because I don't see them nearly enough and will hopefully be Art show staff for the next FWA. Also met some awesome new peoples,  DragonMelde  jenks and  Kouros_Akanari, the latter did a wonderful rendition of "bring on the men". You all better be at the next FWA or I shall be sad! So lets hope we can all make it again next year and that it will be even better *coughregistrationcough*

So the metlife guy actually called back and if all goes well I'll set up an interview tonight!

So I met this random guy while at work yesterday and we talked for a half hour and turns out he runs a regional branch of Met-life and he offered me a job selling life insurance! I really hope this goes through because I'd be (comparatively) fucking rich *roles in piles of money*.

Arrival and Departure:
Thursday till sunday

Staying at:
The Sheraton, main con hotel

Mode of Transportation:
Altima!

Room Share:
 ebonywolf99  chronomega


Major Plans at the Con:
everything i guess :p

Artwork / commissions:
um yes!

Fursuit(s):
No :(

Attending Parties:
I suppose I can grace a few people with my glorious presence

How best to find me:
TEXT

Stage Performance:
no!

Drink:
Most likely

Smoke:
no

Hugs:
Sure?

Talk:
Why not!

What is your gender?
Male

How old are you?
18!

Can I touch you?
depends on where :p

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
of course! Would never turn down a free drink

Can I give you lots of money?
Hell yea you can!

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Depends on a lot of things. I'll make an on the spot decision

How tall are you?
5'9"

You look pissed off out of suit. Can I come up to you?
I has no suit but best to avoid me if I'm pissed :p

Are you nice?
I'm the biggest asshole on the planet! Nah I'm nice i guess

Are you cliquey?
Hmm I have a group of people i always hang out with but im not opposed to a new face!

Can I stalk you?
between the hours of 9am-10pm quiet time is 10:01-8:59

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
say hi?

Can I take a picture of ya?
sure?

Can I steal ya away for *censored*?
XD probably not. You'd have to be one charming fella to do that :p

Well after a month of epic battle against the evil that is Amex insurance and PC Laptop repair I couldn't hold out any longer and I had to buy a laptop. Got me a spiffy new Asus. So far I love it but we will see *crosses fingers* Also Amex will be paying to have my last laptop fixed. Not sure what to do with it when I get it back... Maybe a gift for the parents.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
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Day six
 sako223  wolfknight1990  raggedyhatter  jackeldemon  riddle_me_this
______________________________________________________________________
Day seven
1: Vore
2: Muscle furs
3: Macro/Micor
4: women :p

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
____________________________
1 Stopped taking antidepressants (withdraws are a bitch)
2 Chose to stay with my parents (not sure why I even trusted them to keep their word)
3 Came out to my father
4-6 shall not be said here :p

ya did 2 days in a row. deal with it
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________________________________________________
1: Is my boss going to take me off the schedule again.
2: What do I want to do today.
3: Should I work on that paper I've been putting off?
4: What to have for lunch.
5: My dad's a dick.
6: Did I fill up my car?
7: How much money is in my checking account.

Ya missed a few days lol
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
____________________________________________________
Day three: eight days to win your heart
1: Don't be a douche.
2: Seriously don't be a douche :p.
3: Being honest and faithful.
4: Not being afraid to hold hands.
5: Treating me right.
6: Ya gotta like cuddles :p.
7: Randomly visiting me or calling just to say hi.
8: Really I'm not kidding no douchebaggery.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
______________________________________________________
Day two: nine things about yourself
one: I'm a political science major.
two: I'm completely fabulous.
three: I am extremely liberal.
four: I was in rodeos for about four years.
five: I work at Costco giving out free samples!
six: I used to live in Connecticut.
seven: Now I live in Georgia.
eight: Still not sure why I chose to do this MEME.
nine: Morning Joe is my favorite news show.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
________________________________________________________________
Figured I'd get in on this.
Day one: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
1: Your my best friend. I've never had someone be as kind to me as you are.
2: Your just an ass hole. Get into a car crash.
3: Your pretty cool when in small groups but you have to show off at parties and such.
4: DTMFA!
5: A little maturity goes a long way. You'd be so cool if you would just grow up.
6: Why couldn't we have met sooner.
7: Why don't we talk anymore?
8: You drive like a madman.
9: I've always wanted to tell you this but never could.
10: You cant churn butter with a toothpick.

If one more person on fa talks about halo reach I might have to start strangling babies.

So lately I've been pretty much a complete dick to everyone of my friends. First off I would like to offer my sincerest apology because I truly do not deserve friends as wonderful as all of you. Secondly I feel as though you all deserve an explanation not some excuse. I've just been under so much pressure and stress that I can not even keep food down anymore so I've just stopped trying to eat all together. I just can't take my father anymore nor all the things that come along with my family. I'm constantly judged by them and it just kills my self confidence and I guess I'm taking all the hostility that I can't take out on them onto you. Like I said this is not an excuse just an explanation because there is no excuse for what a dick I've been. There is no need for behavior like mine because I have been acting like a damn child. I hope you all can forgive me because I promise you that this will stop because without all my friends I honestly probably wouldn't be here. You guys are really the only reason I have to carry on anymore. Maybe I'm just not tough skinned enough like my father says, but emotionally I'm the worlds biggest fuck up and I can't do anything right when it comes to my friendships and relationships in general. So I will say it again. I'm so sorry and you guys are really all I have anymore so I can't lose that. If I start this shit up again please tell me so I can stop myself before I get this way ever again because when I get this way I don't think as rationally as I'd like and I fuck things up. So quick re-cap I'm an asshole, I'm sorry, I'll stop being one, oodles of stress, tell me if I'm being an ass. That about sums it up.

Would you...

[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap me
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You...

[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?

Am I...
[] fox?
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?

Have You Ever...

[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About having Sex with Me?

Are You...

[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend

stolen from  RED_WOLF5652 and I am also worth more than him apparently :P

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$50

Total of Far: $100

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $75
[ ] Other - $15

Total of Far: $150

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95

Total of Far: $235

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total of Far: $335

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total of Far: $655

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[x] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600

Total of Far: $955
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25 (why are contacts less than glasses?)
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total of Far: $980

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so Far: $1480

Favorite Colors (two):

[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total of Far: $2450

Letter your middle name(s) start with:

[ ] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[x] l-p - $300
[ ] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250

Total of Far: $2750

Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[x] white - $110
[x] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $330
[ ] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350

Total of Far: $3190

First letter of the person you last talked to

[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[x] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250

Total of Far: $3390

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $1,000
[ ] some- $750

Total: $4390

Ok so I met a "friend" of my dad's who called himself my Uncle Richard and after he told me that he says my dad calls him "the big Dick" and I'm pretty sure my dad grabbed his ass. I'm not sure I'm ok with that at all. Probably the creepiest and most awkward moments I've ever had, and I'm sure the phrase "But your dad calls me the big dick" is seared into my mind forever. Well I suppose that is all that can be said on that *vomits everywhere*.

I think that I will be sitting out of the fandom for a bit. May be a week or a month or longer. I just need to get my shit together and spend some time away from the things that have me feeling this way. I don’t want to be seen as that emo fur who mopes around the meets and other social events and drags everyone else down. I don’t want that and no one wants someone like that around. So as I have said before I am on a sort of hiatus from the fandom and I just wanted to say that I love all of you and your all the best friends I could have ever hoped for in life. I’ll probably still be on MSN and Yahoo and all that jazz and I’m not going to be the dick who won’t respond to texts so feel free to say hi just don’t expect me at any major social events. Once again I love you all and I hope to be back soon.

I think that I will be sitting out of the fandom for a bit. May be a week or a month or longer. I just need to get my shit together and spend some time away from the things that have me feeling this way. I don’t want to be seen as that emo fur who mopes around the meets and other social events and drags everyone else down. I don’t want that and no one wants someone like that around. So as I have said before I am on a sort of hiatus from the fandom and I just wanted to say that I love all of you and your all the best friends I could have ever hoped for in life. I’ll probably still be on MSN and Yahoo and all that jazz and I’m not going to be the dick who won’t respond to texts so feel free to say hi just don’t expect me at any major social events. Once again I love you all and I hope to be back soon.

is takin commissions to help pay for FWA go and commission now!
Here is a link to his prices and such http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1214816/

So apparently according to the youth pastor at 1st Baptist of Woodstock the people of Haiti were punished by god for their sins. Okay I know that everyone has an opinion but really? Here is a bible verse for you! James 2:10 "He who keeps the law whole but offends it at one point is guilty of all" so... Haiti has about 9 million people and we have around 300 million people. If you do the math and take in to consideration what James 2:10 tells us, mainly that no one sin is greater than another, why aren't we being wiped off the face of the earth seeing as we have 33 times Haiti's population and I'm sure we sin just as much as they do. Hell wouldn't you sin if you lived in a country where 80% of the country is under the poverty level. You try living on 2 dollars a day then tell me what some did was not necessary for their survival and the survival of their families. So to the youth pastor of 1st Baptist of Woodstock fuck off, and i hope you die a horrible fiery death in an earthquake after being stuck under tons of rubble for days. You'd probably deserve it after all you are kinda a prick and going back to James 2:10 you deserve it as much as the Haitians you claim were being "punishes" furthermore I hear by apologize for all those douche-bag christian fundamentalists whose narrow-mindedness and dogmatic views give all Christians a bad name.

Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me In a clown suit and I saw you Hit on My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and You should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore....

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How to play:

Dear (someone you spoke to recently),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12)
(your name!)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - Pull the clothes off
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - Sterile
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scared
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- High

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your tongue ring

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your car
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/ . . Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber- . . fetishism. . is weird
Whiskey - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore....