A - Age: 24
B - Bed size: Full
C - Chore you hate: cleaning the guinea pig cage
D - Dog's name: Murphy
E - Essential start your day item: my phone(it's my alarm clock)
F - Favorite color: Hot pink
G - Gold or Silver: Silver
H - Height: 5'7
I - Ireland or Italy: Ireland
J - Job title: Student
K - Kid(s): None
L - Living arrangements: in an apartment by myself
M - Mom's name: nope
N - Nicknames: I don't really have any anymore but I used to get called 'Bear' a lot.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: n//a
P - Pet Peeve(s): People who tell me grad school is a waste of time/money >:(
Q - Quote from a movie: "Why are there doughnuts on the floor? Do you want ants? because that is how you get ants!" (yes I know it's tv not a movie but eehhhhh)
R - Righty or Lefty: Righty
S - Siblings: one WEIRD older sister
T - Time you wake up: On school days 7, otherwise 9-9:30ish usually
U - Underwear: cute panties and a sports bra usually
V - Vegetables you dislike: Lima beans
W - Water or land: Water
X - X-rated or PG: X-rated xD
Y - Yesterday's best moment: drawing with my frands~
Z - Zoo favorite: otters

so drunk. who's with me atm?

OMG YOU GUYS I KNOW ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING BUT I FINALLY HAVE A CAR!!!!!!!!

sweet, tasty vehicular freedom is finally mine T_T

Pinkie Pie:
[ ] You’re the black sheep of the family.
[x] You’re majorly hyper.
[x] You love to siiiing!
[ ] You’re known for throwing great parties!
[x] You’re great at baking.
[X] People sometimes don’t get your jokes.
[x] You’re a prankster troll.
[x] You’re a super-intense personality.
[ ] You have strange pets.
[X] You are known to go to extremes.
Total: 7

Applejack:
[ ] You’re very stubborn.
[x] You find great joy in working.
[ ] You prefer the country to the city.
[x] You speak with an accent.
[x] You HATE cheating.
[ ] You have freckles.
[ ] You prefer casual wear rather than formal things.
[ ] You wear your hair in (a) ponytail(s).
[ ] You have a large family.
[x] You have trouble lying.
Total: 4

Twilight Sparkle:
[X] You have a huge collection of books.
[ ] You value your alone time.
[ ] You have trouble making friends.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] You write letters regularly.
[x] You find a lesson in everything.
[ ] You have trouble doing things “the old-fashioned way.”
[ ] You’ve recently moved to a new town.
[x] You’re rather sarcastic.
[ ] You’re often accused of being a know-it-all.
Total: 4

Rarity:
[x] You love being the center of attention.
[x] You have a cat.
[ ] You sew well.
[ ] It’s well-known that you’re somewhat vain.
[x] You love the excitement of the city!
[x] You will overwork yourself to do something nice for your friends.
[ ] You wear makeup.
[ ] You’re prone to whining.
[ ] You have original taste in fashion.
[x] You enjoy bonding with your besties
Total: 5

Rainbow Dash:
[ ] You love winning.
[ ] You like sports.
[ ] You have a funky hair color. [not anymore, but it used to be crazy colors all the time]
[x] You have fangirl tendencies.
[x] You have no problem speaking your mind.
[ ] You will give up anything for your friends.
[X] You like being recognized for good things.
[X] You have no problem defying traditional gender-roles.
[ ] You act now, think later.
[ ] You’re very brave.
Total: 4

Fluttershy:
[ ] You HATE being the center of attention.
[ ] You struggle with sharing your mind.
[X] You love animals and help them however you can.
[ ] You’re graceful.
[ ] You’re very quiet or soft-spoken.
[ ] You have a secret mean-streak.
[ ] You’ve been told you could model.
[ ] You’re the eldest of your friends.
[ ] You like wearing your hair loose and long.
[x] You’re very nurturing
Total: 2

I am Pinkie! I would have checked the parties related one in her category also, but I can't throw parties right now T_T

Stolen from  teathebunny

So I am Enki as in Crazy as hell, cool person, crazy (damn I got it twice!) and everyone's best friend..... this is accurate I should think

Roll as in Beautiful, different and have doubly beautiful eyes~ also accurate


A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone

And then you get up and deal with it and realize how strong you are. I broke up with my then mate about a week ago. Or more accurately, we both finally admitted it just wasn't going to work. I won't list the private details, because likely if you matter to me you've already heard about them.

I am really happy that this happened right before FWA though, because the escape from reality for four days has really catalyzed my healing process. I bought everything I wanted with the money I had received from family to do non-furry commissions. I talked to a bunch of awesome people who I hope to stay in contact with on some level. I snuggled with some very lovely ladies. I went to a couple rad panels that are going to help me be a better artist. I got drunk off my ass and expressed my rage in safe and healthy ways. I danced like a fool on at least Thursday. AND I actually remembered to take pictures of everything this year :)

I am also just so fucking thankful for my friends right now, especially my number one bro for life Alsair/ Cyber Shepherd. We made our con weekend one the best experiences of my life at least. Also thanks to Miku, Redneckfur, Dixie, Dusk Cheetah, Scribble Dragon, Ruko, Marbles, and Goldfox. I love all of you so much, thank you for being my chosen family and getting me through this difficult time.

tl;dr I had my heart broken but I am healing thanks to FWA and especially my friends being awesome and rad-tacular.

I am very sorry to those who I owe art but my computer is dead. I am getting it replaced soon and my files are intact but it might be a while before I can finish any art work I owe you.

If I am having a conversation with you on a messenger, the fastest way to make me lose interest in a conversation is if you start whining about being bored. I don't care. It's a big wild internet out there, go find a new fetish or something and come back when I have a reason to give a shit.

Hotel:
The Sheraton Atlanta Hotel

Arrival/Departure:
Thursday night, sunday evening

Staying in the main hotel:
Oh yes~

Means of transportation:
Driving up with my bro Alsair~

Sharing a room with:
Ruko, Marbles, Alsair, Alex Dachshund

Who do you hang out with:
Probably mostly the triangle furs and whoever is my temporary drinking buddy xD

Gender:
Female

Preference:
Ladies~~

Relationship Status:
Taken <3

Open:
Nope!

How old are you:
23

Are you an Artist:
Yes

Are you a Fursuiter:
No, I have a smothering phobia T_T

How many Fursuits are you going to bring/wear:
See above

Which Characters:
See above

Any new suits or characters Debuting:
N/A

Attending parties:
As long as they're not yiff parties why not?

Do you drink:
Yes!

Do you smoke:
Socially, mostly hookah and I'm trying to quit completely -_-

Can I buy you a drink:
Unless I already know you it will probably creep me out.

Can I give you lots of money:
If you want to commission me?

Are you attending any panels:
Depends on if there are any good ones

Stage or public performance:
I might play Rock Band in the gamer room but other than that eh

How do I identify my self to you:
If you can't answer this one by yourself I feel bad for you.

Rules of engagement (physical Contact out of Suit):
If I don't know you don't touch me.

Out of suit:
If you don't know me don't touch me.

Personality Type:
Snarky but caring

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset):
I won't be on the con floor if I don't feel like talking to people.

What's the best way to find you:
I guess by my badge?

Do you do trades:
Probably not but you can ask.

Can I touch you:
No.

Can I hug or snuggle with you:
No and fuck no.

How tall are you:
5'7

Are you nice:
If you deserve it.

Are you cliquey:
Honestly I probably am but I have very high/weird standards for who I hang out with.

Can I stalk you:
Wtf no.

Do you like parties:
Yes :3

If I see you, how should i get your attention:
Yell Enki! or something idk

Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances:
I guess?

Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime:
I'm pretty sure this would creep me out if I didn't know you already.

Can I take a picture of ya:
No, I'd rather you didn't.

Can I kidnap you for *censored*
Nope. I go to cons to have fun, not to acquire STDs.

Are you going to commission art at the con:
I might get a badge or two.

Anything to add:
I'm so excited to go because I thought I couldn't! I will never miss birthday con!!!!

I have used my powers of insomnia to tell all my friends I love them. Especially if you just got a shout from me I love you 5EVAH BC THAT IS MORE THAN 4EVAH.

I might be living on peanut butter and vodka the whole weekend but DAMN IT I am not missing my birthday con.

On that note does anyone want to commission me to help me cover costs ? :P

Guess who is legally able to drive now? ME. Now my biggest source of anxiety is gone forever or until I'm like 80 and they won't let me drive anymore.

To everyone who has hauled my ass around the past few years, thank you, thank you, thank you! I don't actually have a car yet so I'll still be troubling you a while longer, but I CAN DRIVE. Sweet tasty vehicular based freedom is mine.

Hello lovelies! I am recently graduated and jobless so I have lots of time for furry porn (or whatever you might want me to draw)! Please note that I am primarily a digital artist and am not taking traditional commissions at this time.

Things I won't draw:
Babyfur porn
Scat/poo
Guro
~~>Everything else is pretty much ok

Things I LOVE
Porn
Pin-ups
BDSM
Lesbians
Cross-dressing

Prices (this is for no background and up to two characters):
$15 for an Inked piece
example (except this one has 3 characters) http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3342173/
$25 for a simple shaded piece
example: http://www.furaffinity.net/full/6921815/
$35 for a painterly shaded piece
example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5772660/

Backgrounds are $10 more
Characters are $5 extra for each character

Policies:
~I require half of the price of the commission before it is started. I will send a sketch promptly after I get the money.
~Please voice issues with the piece while it is in the sketch/penciling stage. It is really difficult to change anything once it is inked.
~Be polite to me. If you are nasty to me I will not want to work on your piece.
~It's ok if you're character doesn't have a ref sheet, but be able to describe them in detail.
~I only accept paypal at this time.

PM me if you want one! I will give a paypal address then.

1. What did you do in 2011 that you'd never done before?
Made someone cry on purpose for fun (it was consensual!!!)

2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I kept the one to get healthier but not the drawing every day one.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No.

5. What countries did you visit?
None

6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
A driver's license (SOON)

7. What dates from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
8/15/2011 I moved in with my girlfriend and NO other roommates
12/17/2011 I graduated with two degrees :D

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Graduating from college

9. What was your biggest failure?
Failing the stupid driving test twice, ugh

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Not really, very thankful for that. In fact I even am rid of my anxiety/depression issues for the most part.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
Season passes to Adventure Time and Regular Show.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
All of my wonderful friends for just being generally awesome people :)

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
There is no way to answer this with out causing drama or upsetting someone so I'm not telling haha

14. Where did most of your money go?
Food, probably. I also went to Dragon Con this year and that was freaking expensive

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Moving in with Riot, finishing college, the cons I went to

16. What song will always remind you of 2011?
Shake it Out by Florence + the Machine

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? definitely happier

b) thinner or fatter? thinner by about 30~ pounds, still want to lose 20 more

c) richer or poorer? a bit richer I guess?

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Drawing, writing, exercise

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Worry, talk about furry group drama

20. How did you/will you spend Christmas?
With my family and some friends of the family for an excellent diner.

21. Did you fall in love in 2011?
I am still in love with my wonderful girlfriend of almost four years <3

22. What was your favorite TV program?
Doctor Who, Southpark, Parks & Rec, American Horror Story, Community (I watch too much TV lol)

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Another drama bomb question. People may annoy me or even piss me off but I don't hink there's anyone I hate.

24. What was the best book you read?
Probably the Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan

25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
I'm super slow to pick up new music so I don't know if I really got that into anyone new. Nicki Minaj is kind of interesting I guess?

26. What did you want and get?
More active in the BDSM community.

27. What did you want and not get?
Expensive BDSM toys haha (although my collection has gotten fairly decent at this point)

28. What was your favorite film of this year?
Muppets! I love this movie more than I can describe

29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Driving home from FWA lol But if the day before counts, drinking wine with random hipsters who 'weren't furries.' Also I think technically I got a sub for my birthday because I think that was the first time I did a very extensive scene with pony boy.

30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Driver's license. I want more freedom omfg I am sick of inconveniencing people with asking for rides.

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2011?
Woot shirts

32. What kept you sane?
drawing, therapy and good friends

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
I'm not so into famous people. I love, love, love John Barrowman though (I WANT TO HAVE HIS GAY BABIES LOLOLOL not really).

34. What political issue stirred you the most?
NC's gay marriage amendment.

35. Who did you miss?
Childhood best friend who was forced to move to Canada because immigration laws are stupid.

36. Who was the best new person you met?
With the Fur group growing so fast, that's really hard to say! Recently met some Greensboro people who were pretty cool.

37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011.
Deep breathing in moments of stress is a really good idea.

38. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.

And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't
So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my road
And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope
It's a shot in the dark and right at my throat
Cause looking for heaven, for the devil in me
Looking for heaven, for the devil in me
Well what the hell I'm gonna let it happen to me

If you have nothing to say in your journals other than how much FA sucks and how whatever the current fad on this website is, I will unwatch you. It is extremely childish to complain all the time about a free website that you voluntarily use. I don't care how good your art is if you do this it's not worth my time to look at your page.

~~PS I understand the irony about this technically being a complaint about FA users. But you'll notice it is my ONLY one and I really doubt I will make any others.

What color are your underwear?
Black

Do they have a design?
They're kinda frilly :3

Girls, what color is your bra?
Blue.

Is there a design?
Nah.

Are you a virgin?
Nope.

Happy that way?
Absolutely.

What is your favorite sex position?
I don't really have a favorite, I like variety x3

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Lesbian~~

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Yes, futa especially

Real porn?
Yes

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
I <3 Literotica

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Occasionally

Who was your first kiss with?
First girlfriend

Are they of the opposite sex?
No

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Haha no (and I haven't done this with the opposite sex either)

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I've had sex dreams about some of my friends but I don't actually wanna.

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
It would probably at least partially destroy me.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
I don't even have those pierced anymore

If so, where?
See above

Do you have any tattoos?
No. I have a couple I really want though

If so, where?
See above

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope

Ever done any illegal drugs?
No

If so, which ones?
No

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No

Ever been cheated on?
No

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Only in dirty talk when it's fun and not mean :3

Do you own any sex toys?
More than is reasonable for someone not in the sex industry

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Not that weird haha

Have you ever masturbated?
Quite a bit, haha

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yes

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yes

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No need.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I've drawn it, I don't think I could write it.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes
Do they care?
Mostly no

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Nope

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
It seemed fun

So if anyone was going to get me a Christmas present, I NEED this:

http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish.....+Round+Buffalo

Seriously though, does anyone want to do a Christmas/Solstice trade (would not have to be holiday themed)?

Lost: one mind, possibly more depending on how you look at it. It was mostly a receptacle for pornography and random ideas for sci-fi fantasy characters. Rainbow coloured. Reward of eternal gratitude and cookies if found.

How do y'all on the internet deal with your crazies? Right now I'm watching Star Trek and pretending my responsibilities don't exist (very mature I know XD)

Bc fuck studying!

- What sort of artist would you most identify yourself as?
Comic artist

- What would be your secondary identity?
I guess pornographer?

- What forms of art do you dabble in, but don't excel at?
I love ceramics but my stuff isn't that great. I also love markers but I totally suck at traditional -_-

- How would you describe your 'style'?
Gestural, expressive

- What medium do you favor most?
Photoshop and Illustrator. I'd love to check out art rage

- What are your favorite subject matters?
Magical girls & badass ladies

- What are your least favorite subject matters?
anything that could be described as 'bcackground' lol

- List your Artistic Strengths
I'm good at line and expression.


- List your Artistic Weaknesses
I'm not so great at shading because I seem to have an abhorrence to contrast. Also I need more anatomy knowledge/practice.

- Which of the above weaknesses would you most like to see improve?
Anatomy & Accurate perspective

- Adult Content. . . yes/no?
Yep. Porn is good anatomy practice lol Plus it is one of my life goals to increase the amount of quality lesbian porn

- Adult Subject Matter you favor
Lesbians especially in bondage situations.

- Schooling/Training received in the arts?
I have a four year degree in art/design.

- Schooling/Training you'd still like to have?
If I could afford it, I would ALWAYS be in a figure drawing class.

- Would you consider yourself prolific, or a 'quality over quantity' sort of artist?
I'm a 'whenever I have time' artist. What does that count as?

- Would you considering yourself a Fine Artist, or a Commercial Artist?
Fine artist I suppose. Commercial artist always implied graphic designer to me or something like it.

- Where would you like to be in five years?
Be updating a webcomic at least once a week and a sketch blog once a day-ish.

Things I love but have a really hard time finding (not just on FA)

-Porn of females that don't look they are about to starve to death. If I see rib bone I lose interest immediately.
-Lesbian BDSM
-Any lesbian porn at all that is for a female audience
-Subby cross-dressed boys getting what they deserve from fem-doms
-Futas that don't have hyper, super veiny dicks (if it would puncture a lung by going all the way in it's waaaaay too big!) Also, I hate futa porn where there is an ungodly amount of semen everywhere. Baw whine cry.
-Tentacle porn. Admittedly this one is weirder than the others, but COME ON it's FA for God's sake. Why can't I find any well drawn tentacle porn?

Homework: everyone go draw me a porn that isn't awful (not really lol).

It has come to my attention that there is not nearly enough lesbian porn on this website. I want to do some arts to change this. I already have a couple ideas, but I'd love some more. Ok internet, what's the hottest kind of lesbian porn? TELL ME NOW.

I love my friends so much! You know who you are :3

I love hyenas and there are many qualities about them that made me pick them for my fursona. I'm goofy looking and so are they. They are a scavenger type animal and I steal fries from everyone and have been known to pick furniture and other still usable items out of the trash. Hyenas are vicious and if you piss me off in the right way I will be a bitch to you. However no matter how many qualities of hyenas I like or identify with, that does not make me one.

But what is the point of these ramblings? It's this simple fact: I am not a hyena on the inside just because I identify with some of their qualities. I do not pretend that I was a hyena in a previous life or that I have some deep spiritual connection with them simply because they are one of my favorite animals. Anyone who says they are literally their fursona on the inside is delusional. I'm not saying that you can't role play and have fun (or that you 'can't' do anything really, I'm not your boss, mom or a law officer so why should you care if I tell you that you can't do something anyway?). What I am saying is that it is not healthy to actually believe you are any kind of animal at heart. Fantasies are fine but eventually you have to get used to reality.

tl; dr You are not a fox on the inside. If you really think that, you probably need therapy.

Who wants one? Because I am new at accepting commissions I am willing to go as low as 20 for a two character piece with no background. If you want a fancy background you can PM me for details and we can work something out (bare minimum would be an extra 10 dollars).

Rules/Limits:
-This is for BDSM/fetish related commissions only. Vanilla stuff bores me to tears, even for money. Sexual stuff is definitely okay though as long as it's kinky ;P If you are unsure about your idea, just PM me about it.
-No scat/poop
-No babyfur or age play
-No bloodsports or guro
-Enki is a personal character so I will not draw her being sexual with anyone other than my mate.
-Be polite and be specific about what you want. I am not a mind reader. But, I believe in politeness to everyone so don't be scared to ask about something you are unsure of. However I will not put up with rudeness and I will cancel your commission if you are unreasonably mean or unpleasant.
-i only start work after half of the price is paid. I will upload a sketch as soon as I have one. Please, please, please if you have issues with the work address them when it is in sketch stage. It is very difficult for me to make edits happen even once something gets just to inking. I will NOT give refunds if you hate it once it is done if the sketch was approved.
-Currently I can only accept paypal. I will PM the correct email address if you are interested.

Gonna start with three slots:
1. Falko
2.
3.

Is it bad when you find out an ex's life is kind of going very shitty and it makes you sad at first... but then also a little happy? I think this person deserves these feelings. Maybe you just never get 100% over your first real relationship. That and I'm a terrible grudge holder. Oh well, everyone watching me already knows I'm going to hell.