My Life According to Skinny Puppy
Posted 16 years agoGanked from Fluffball. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fluffball/
The Rules: Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"
• Pick your Artist:
Skinny Puppy
• Are you a male or female?
Worlock
• Describe yourself:
The Soul That Creates
• How do you feel:
Edge of Insanity
• Describe where you currently live:
Censor
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
One Time One Place
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Cast Iron Bathtub
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Blood on the Wall
• Your best friend is:
Grave Wisdom
• You and your best friends are:
Spasmolytic
• What's the weather like:
Dead of Winter
• Favorite moment:
Quiet Solitude
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Shadow Cast
• What is life to you:
Cauldron of Sorrow
• Your last relationship:
Tormentor
• Your fear:
Smothered Hope
• What is the best advice you have to give:
Love in Vein
• Thought for the Day:
Dig It
• How I would like to die:
Sleeping Beast
• My soul's condition:
Far Too Frail
• Most Faithful Companion:
Deep Down Trauma Hounds
• My motto:
Who’s Laughing Now?
The Rules: Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"
• Pick your Artist:
Skinny Puppy
• Are you a male or female?
Worlock
• Describe yourself:
The Soul That Creates
• How do you feel:
Edge of Insanity
• Describe where you currently live:
Censor
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
One Time One Place
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Cast Iron Bathtub
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Blood on the Wall
• Your best friend is:
Grave Wisdom
• You and your best friends are:
Spasmolytic
• What's the weather like:
Dead of Winter
• Favorite moment:
Quiet Solitude
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Shadow Cast
• What is life to you:
Cauldron of Sorrow
• Your last relationship:
Tormentor
• Your fear:
Smothered Hope
• What is the best advice you have to give:
Love in Vein
• Thought for the Day:
Dig It
• How I would like to die:
Sleeping Beast
• My soul's condition:
Far Too Frail
• Most Faithful Companion:
Deep Down Trauma Hounds
• My motto:
Who’s Laughing Now?
No Subject
Posted 16 years agoBorrowed with interest from Fluffball http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fluffball
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Nope
Been arrested? — Arrested?
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yep.
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes. But didn’t get to sleep until 6AM beforehand (and we need our rest XD)
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Heh. Both.
Held a snake? — Yes, a long time ago. No freakin’ way now.
Ran a red light? — By accident, yes.
Been suspended from school? — Detention in kindergarten, but never suspended.
Experienced love at first sight? — Love? Nope. No such thing. Lust? Hell yeah!
Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope.
Been fired from a job? — Yes, because the supervisor hated me.
Fired somebody? — Nope.
Sung karaoke? — More times than I care to admit
Pointed a gun at someone? — No way in hell.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Uh-huh. Again, more times than I care to admit.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes. Frappahino. And it hurt like a mo-fo.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Not often enough.
Kissed in the rain? — Yes. Cold and warm at the same time…beautiful.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? – Uh-huh. Too often.
Saw someone die? — Yes. And took photos :( Traffic reporting can really suck.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes. But nothing happened. Still chafes my butt too.
Smoked a cigar? — Yes. Only thing I can smoke without puking.
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? — No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes.
Broken a bone? — Yes. Arm. And no one believed me!
Skipped school? — Does driving to another city when you should be in class count?
Eaten a bug? — Accidentally, yes. <gag>
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Several :) Greece, Hawaii, and several lakes in Canada.
Ridden a motorcycle? — Technically, yes. Three-wheelers.
Dumped someone? — Yes. HORRIBLE experience.
Forgotten your anniversary? — :( Yes.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No.
Shaved your head? — Not a chance…
Blacked out from drinking? — Oh yes. ‘Cause I was an idiot.
Played a prank on someone? — More than a few.
Hit a home run? — Once, yes
Felt like killing someone? — At least once a week.
Cross-dressed? — On a dare, yes. I’m one ugly-ass chick :P
Been falling-down drunk? — Yep. ‘Cause I was an idiot.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes.
Eaten snake? — Not that I know of…
Marched/Protested? — LOL. Yes. It’s why I got detention in kindergarten.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Say what? No.
Puked on an amusement ride? — On? No. After I got off it. YEP.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes. Shell gasoline. After I saw some of the crap they’ve pulled in Africa, I’ll never buy their gasoline unless I have no choice.
Knitted? — I’m man enough to say, ‘yes.’
Been on TV? — Yes.
Shot a gun? — Several.
Skinny-dipped? — Yep
Given someone stitches? — Nope. Broke someone’s nose once.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Me? HAH-HAH-HAH… no.
Ridden a surfboard? — Uh… I’m not sure if that nightmare could have been considered ‘ridden,’ so no.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes. ‘Cause I was an IDIOT.
Had surgery? — Yes :( And the anesthetic didn’t work. Fun times.
Streaked? — Not that I’m aware of.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yup, a couple of times.
Tripped on mushrooms? — My brain is messed up enough to dare try that sorta crap.
When NOT drinking? — Say-wah?
Peed on a bush? — Sorta hard not to when you’re out in the bush camping.
Donated Blood? — Not that I’m aware of.
Grabbed electric fence? — I may have been an idiot, but I’m not $^%#ing stupid.
Eaten alligator meat? — HELL YEAH! And damn is it gooooooood.
Eaten cheesecake? — I have eaten an /entire/ cheesecake, so yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Technically, yes. Mice in the house.
Peed your pants in public? — Uh… yeah. When I was four.
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Um… yeah. Platoon.
Written graffiti? —Yes… DEATH COW FOREVER! (long story)
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes.
Think about the future? — Too often.
Been in handcuffs? — Yes. ::gets a wistful grin:: That was a fun night.
Believe in love? — Yep.
Bungee jump?- See electric fence answer
Drowned?- Technically, yes. But they grabbed me pretty fast.
Kicked some guy in his jewels?- Yes. And the %$#&er deserved it!
Ass faced?- As in drunk? Yes. As in put my bare ass on some one’s face? None of your business :P
Ever had suicidal thoughts?- I’m a writer… comes with the territory, but not for a very long time
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Nope
Been arrested? — Arrested?
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yep.
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes. But didn’t get to sleep until 6AM beforehand (and we need our rest XD)
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Heh. Both.
Held a snake? — Yes, a long time ago. No freakin’ way now.
Ran a red light? — By accident, yes.
Been suspended from school? — Detention in kindergarten, but never suspended.
Experienced love at first sight? — Love? Nope. No such thing. Lust? Hell yeah!
Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope.
Been fired from a job? — Yes, because the supervisor hated me.
Fired somebody? — Nope.
Sung karaoke? — More times than I care to admit
Pointed a gun at someone? — No way in hell.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Uh-huh. Again, more times than I care to admit.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes. Frappahino. And it hurt like a mo-fo.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Not often enough.
Kissed in the rain? — Yes. Cold and warm at the same time…beautiful.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? – Uh-huh. Too often.
Saw someone die? — Yes. And took photos :( Traffic reporting can really suck.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes. But nothing happened. Still chafes my butt too.
Smoked a cigar? — Yes. Only thing I can smoke without puking.
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? — No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes.
Broken a bone? — Yes. Arm. And no one believed me!
Skipped school? — Does driving to another city when you should be in class count?
Eaten a bug? — Accidentally, yes. <gag>
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Several :) Greece, Hawaii, and several lakes in Canada.
Ridden a motorcycle? — Technically, yes. Three-wheelers.
Dumped someone? — Yes. HORRIBLE experience.
Forgotten your anniversary? — :( Yes.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No.
Shaved your head? — Not a chance…
Blacked out from drinking? — Oh yes. ‘Cause I was an idiot.
Played a prank on someone? — More than a few.
Hit a home run? — Once, yes
Felt like killing someone? — At least once a week.
Cross-dressed? — On a dare, yes. I’m one ugly-ass chick :P
Been falling-down drunk? — Yep. ‘Cause I was an idiot.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes.
Eaten snake? — Not that I know of…
Marched/Protested? — LOL. Yes. It’s why I got detention in kindergarten.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Say what? No.
Puked on an amusement ride? — On? No. After I got off it. YEP.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes. Shell gasoline. After I saw some of the crap they’ve pulled in Africa, I’ll never buy their gasoline unless I have no choice.
Knitted? — I’m man enough to say, ‘yes.’
Been on TV? — Yes.
Shot a gun? — Several.
Skinny-dipped? — Yep
Given someone stitches? — Nope. Broke someone’s nose once.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Me? HAH-HAH-HAH… no.
Ridden a surfboard? — Uh… I’m not sure if that nightmare could have been considered ‘ridden,’ so no.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes. ‘Cause I was an IDIOT.
Had surgery? — Yes :( And the anesthetic didn’t work. Fun times.
Streaked? — Not that I’m aware of.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yup, a couple of times.
Tripped on mushrooms? — My brain is messed up enough to dare try that sorta crap.
When NOT drinking? — Say-wah?
Peed on a bush? — Sorta hard not to when you’re out in the bush camping.
Donated Blood? — Not that I’m aware of.
Grabbed electric fence? — I may have been an idiot, but I’m not $^%#ing stupid.
Eaten alligator meat? — HELL YEAH! And damn is it gooooooood.
Eaten cheesecake? — I have eaten an /entire/ cheesecake, so yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Technically, yes. Mice in the house.
Peed your pants in public? — Uh… yeah. When I was four.
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Um… yeah. Platoon.
Written graffiti? —Yes… DEATH COW FOREVER! (long story)
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes.
Think about the future? — Too often.
Been in handcuffs? — Yes. ::gets a wistful grin:: That was a fun night.
Believe in love? — Yep.
Bungee jump?- See electric fence answer
Drowned?- Technically, yes. But they grabbed me pretty fast.
Kicked some guy in his jewels?- Yes. And the %$#&er deserved it!
Ass faced?- As in drunk? Yes. As in put my bare ass on some one’s face? None of your business :P
Ever had suicidal thoughts?- I’m a writer… comes with the territory, but not for a very long time
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