Experiment CLOSED Until Further Notice!!
Posted 5 years ago*****(6th EDIT: Thanks to my wonderful and amazing mate, I now have a Microsoft Surface. I still can't believe I have one. I mean, he's been wanting to get me one. It just feels like a dream, I guess. We are not rich by any stretch of the imagination. We scrape by each month, which is how we're used to living. So to even think that he would get me something so damn expensive... I dunno. I'm just super grateful. He says it's an investment in me. I'm not entirely sure what he means by that, but I am a little derpy, so...
Anyway, I will be spending the next several days learning the basics of Paint Tool Sai. Then I will be getting the rest of these sketches done. Can't wait to do the rest, then work on finishing them!! I'm super excited to get these out for you guys. Thank you all, again, for participating in this experiment. Though it has been a bit difficult with the technical issues and delays, it was and is still fun.
Please continue to bare with me on this oh-so-long journey of learning new art programs. I think I've tried maybe 8 different apps. Yeah, pretty crazy. Some just weren't even worth messing with. Like the ones that want money so you can unlock everything (literally every app) lol. Okay, so... Sit tight, and I'll have some more sketches up here soon.
On a side note, I've been pretty sick the last several days. Bronchitis is not fun. Coughing, wheezing, sneezing, can't breathe without it sounding like tiny squeaky demons are calling from my lungs... Just sooo over this. >__<
More sketches coming up soon!!)*****
-Zhyr
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*****(5th EDIT: Okay, so I will be continuing these sketches soon. The apps are still giving me issues. The only way I have found around the problem, is to constantly save my layers and send them to myself through email. It's the only way I can guarantee I will have my work to go back to. So for now this is what I will do. It's a temporary solution, but it is working for now.
Should have another sketch up here relatively soon. Probably within the next 24 hours. Might be able to do more than that, we'll see. I'll definitely get at least one out. I know I never gave a date to you guys or anything, I just like to get it out to you guys as soon as I can.
Thank you all again for your patience. Once I finish all the sketches I will work on lining and coloring them all. Then possibly consider reopening this experiment. Or maybe make a new one... Either way, it'll be something fun.)*****
-Zhyr
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******(4th EDIT: Ugh... There's yet another problem with this new app. I was sketching my next piece and now this app is doing something similar as the last one. It's deleting my progress. It seems to do this now when I merge layers. Which it wasn't doing before. I just paid to unlock the full app and now it's useless to me. I have to figure something out.
My phone is the only thing I have to draw on. I do not have the money for any kind of tablet or fancy art programs. So I'm not sure what to do now. I guess I just can't draw for the time being. Sorry to all participating in this. I will figure something else out eventually.
I wish I had an immediate fix. Unfortunately, I do not. Please bare with me and I will get that art to you all somehow. I'm not sure how, I'll have to find another app, I guess. If that doesn't work, then I don't know what else to do. T__T)*****
-Zhyr
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*****(3rd EDIT: So... I figured out the file size issue I was having. It's all set now. Yaaayy!! More sketches coming up soon. I'll have one posted up by tonight if I have the time. Thank you for your patience. I'm doing my best to keep you guys updated. ^w^ Looking forward to doing the rest of these, and seeing what other crazy positions I come up with. XD)*****
Thank you guys, again, for joining my little experiment. Happy Holidays everyone!! <3
All the best,
- Zhyr
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*****(2nd EDIT: Having an issue with res size on the new app. Hopefully it will be resolved soon. I will still be working on these, regardless. That being said, this journal is closed, I will not be accepting any more participants until after the issue is resolved. Thank you for understanding. :3)*****
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*** (EDIT: I use my phone to draw. As a result I have to use an app for drawing. The app I've been using for the last 7+ years has been crashing and has deleted my progress on many of my works. So, I had to find a new app that I can use. I'm using one now, hoping that it works out. I have to get used to it as it is a much different set up than I'm used to. Please bare with me. You're all still getting art, just please be patient while I figure out this new app.
Thank you all for joining this fun little experiment. Can't wait to work on the rest of these. ^w^) ***
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Okay, so I want to do a small experiment. Please leave your ref sheet (must be a full body picture or reference sheet, no descriptions please) and a list of 7 or more songs of your choice.
The idea here is that the music will inspire what I draw. Please DO NOT take this so literally. I will not draw NSFW because you send me songs like WAP. So please be aware of that. Whatever I feel in the music is what I will draw. With your character, of course.
All characters welcome. I prefer feral, however, anthro is also acceptable, as well as human. This is 100% free. I just require at least 7 songs. My sketching process is very thorough, so I need several songs, at the very least.
Please do not link any playlists. Just make your list here, and post your ref. As soon as I'm satisfied with a sketch I will show you. These will be lined and flat colored.
A full body pic is not guaranteed. I may do a portrait, face, full body, whatever I end up drawing. Only guarantee is that it will be of your character.
First come, first served. One entry per person please!! I look forward to doing this. :3
Anyway, I will be spending the next several days learning the basics of Paint Tool Sai. Then I will be getting the rest of these sketches done. Can't wait to do the rest, then work on finishing them!! I'm super excited to get these out for you guys. Thank you all, again, for participating in this experiment. Though it has been a bit difficult with the technical issues and delays, it was and is still fun.
Please continue to bare with me on this oh-so-long journey of learning new art programs. I think I've tried maybe 8 different apps. Yeah, pretty crazy. Some just weren't even worth messing with. Like the ones that want money so you can unlock everything (literally every app) lol. Okay, so... Sit tight, and I'll have some more sketches up here soon.
On a side note, I've been pretty sick the last several days. Bronchitis is not fun. Coughing, wheezing, sneezing, can't breathe without it sounding like tiny squeaky demons are calling from my lungs... Just sooo over this. >__<
More sketches coming up soon!!)*****
-Zhyr
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*****(5th EDIT: Okay, so I will be continuing these sketches soon. The apps are still giving me issues. The only way I have found around the problem, is to constantly save my layers and send them to myself through email. It's the only way I can guarantee I will have my work to go back to. So for now this is what I will do. It's a temporary solution, but it is working for now.
Should have another sketch up here relatively soon. Probably within the next 24 hours. Might be able to do more than that, we'll see. I'll definitely get at least one out. I know I never gave a date to you guys or anything, I just like to get it out to you guys as soon as I can.
Thank you all again for your patience. Once I finish all the sketches I will work on lining and coloring them all. Then possibly consider reopening this experiment. Or maybe make a new one... Either way, it'll be something fun.)*****
-Zhyr
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******(4th EDIT: Ugh... There's yet another problem with this new app. I was sketching my next piece and now this app is doing something similar as the last one. It's deleting my progress. It seems to do this now when I merge layers. Which it wasn't doing before. I just paid to unlock the full app and now it's useless to me. I have to figure something out.
My phone is the only thing I have to draw on. I do not have the money for any kind of tablet or fancy art programs. So I'm not sure what to do now. I guess I just can't draw for the time being. Sorry to all participating in this. I will figure something else out eventually.
I wish I had an immediate fix. Unfortunately, I do not. Please bare with me and I will get that art to you all somehow. I'm not sure how, I'll have to find another app, I guess. If that doesn't work, then I don't know what else to do. T__T)*****
-Zhyr
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*****(3rd EDIT: So... I figured out the file size issue I was having. It's all set now. Yaaayy!! More sketches coming up soon. I'll have one posted up by tonight if I have the time. Thank you for your patience. I'm doing my best to keep you guys updated. ^w^ Looking forward to doing the rest of these, and seeing what other crazy positions I come up with. XD)*****
Thank you guys, again, for joining my little experiment. Happy Holidays everyone!! <3
All the best,
- Zhyr
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*****(2nd EDIT: Having an issue with res size on the new app. Hopefully it will be resolved soon. I will still be working on these, regardless. That being said, this journal is closed, I will not be accepting any more participants until after the issue is resolved. Thank you for understanding. :3)*****
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*** (EDIT: I use my phone to draw. As a result I have to use an app for drawing. The app I've been using for the last 7+ years has been crashing and has deleted my progress on many of my works. So, I had to find a new app that I can use. I'm using one now, hoping that it works out. I have to get used to it as it is a much different set up than I'm used to. Please bare with me. You're all still getting art, just please be patient while I figure out this new app.
Thank you all for joining this fun little experiment. Can't wait to work on the rest of these. ^w^) ***
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Okay, so I want to do a small experiment. Please leave your ref sheet (must be a full body picture or reference sheet, no descriptions please) and a list of 7 or more songs of your choice.
The idea here is that the music will inspire what I draw. Please DO NOT take this so literally. I will not draw NSFW because you send me songs like WAP. So please be aware of that. Whatever I feel in the music is what I will draw. With your character, of course.
All characters welcome. I prefer feral, however, anthro is also acceptable, as well as human. This is 100% free. I just require at least 7 songs. My sketching process is very thorough, so I need several songs, at the very least.
Please do not link any playlists. Just make your list here, and post your ref. As soon as I'm satisfied with a sketch I will show you. These will be lined and flat colored.
A full body pic is not guaranteed. I may do a portrait, face, full body, whatever I end up drawing. Only guarantee is that it will be of your character.
First come, first served. One entry per person please!! I look forward to doing this. :3
Terms Of Service
Posted 8 years agoTOS:
TERMS OF SERVICE
Hereafter, (you) refers to the client and (me) or (I) refers to the artist, Enola. (FA) refers to the website, www.FurAffinity.net.
Short & Sweet Version
~ SFW ONLY
~ The customer can upload to their account with credit given
~ Provide clear reference pictures/description
~ Two (2) free minor edits in the sketch phase
~ One (1) free major edit in the sketch phase
~ I can only accept payment through PayPal
~ I retain all copyrights to the picture
Full Version (please read anyways)
~ When ordering a commission, you agree to all of my Terms of Service.
~ If you order a collaboration from me with another artist, you are agreeing, and are subject to both our Terms of Service.
Client Responsibility
1. You, as a client, are responsible for providing a recent/updated reference of the character(s), including, but not limited to: an official reference sheet, a worded description, and single pictures.
2. I am not responsible if you neglect to mention things you want added or removed in a commission after the sketch phase. At that point it will be at my discretion to deviate from the current drawing.
3. If your wording is not clear and I misunderstand you, I am not at fault. Please be as clear as possible when describing what you want and provide reference material.
4. Please be ready with details of the commission and what you want before commissioning me. Include all reference materials in the initial note. Any additions or subtractions from the initial commission description are not subject to the free-sketch-edits and may cost extra based on complexity.
5. I am able to work with game screenshot references, but understand that I will be unable to pull the colors correctly and they will look different from the original capture.
B. Edit(s) Policy
1. I am willing to do two (2) minor edits on commissions (ie. missed fingers on wings) and one (1) major edit (pose or expression) on the sketch phase, free of charge (at my discretion). Any more changes will require an additional fee.
2. If I have misread something or drew something wrong and it was clearly explained in the note, it will be considered my mistake and I will make the edits free of charge.
3. I will not change something after it has been drawn if you change your mind, nor will I add anything after the sketch phase. If you do choose to suggest something, that is fine, but it will be considered an edit.
C. Acceptable Use Policy
1. You may re-upload to your personal FurAffinity page or any other website as long as you do not remove my signature and/or watermark and credit me.
2. The image may not be claimed as being created by you or someone else.
3. Images may not be used for commercial purposes or for profit of any sort. You are free to discuss the possibility of using them for commercial use before the commission is ordered.
4. The image may not be colored/edited by anyone other than the commissioner. You must also have permission to do so before hand.
D. Payment Policy:
1. I will send an invoice to you after we have come to a conclusion on an order.
2. Payment is due upfront, before the commission is started unless otherwise discussed.
3. I will not upload the full resolution picture until I receive full payment.
4. Tips are always welcome.
E. Cancellation Policy
I reserve the right to cancel/refuse commissions at any time for any reason that I see fit (Not accepting ToS, being rude to myself, or others in the comment sections, cannot come to an agreement, cannot pay, etc.)
F. Refund Policy
1. If a commission has been cancelled by either myself, or the client, a refund may be issued. The amount refunded depends on the amount of work already completed up to the notice of cancellation.
2. If the commission has been finished and you are totally unsatisfied in some way, it does not entitle you to a refund as I have completed the service. We will discuss what is wrong with the commission and work something out.
3. If the commission has been cancelled before any work is done, you will receive a full refund.
G. Scheduling Policy
1. I work on commissions in order of payment/ complexity. If you have a deadline to which your art must be complete, message me on FA and for an additional $5, I can expedite your commission. Please allow me a minimum of 3 days to complete a commission. Depending on how much free time I have, it may take a week, or more, to complete larger commisions.
H. Turn Around/Wait time
1. Allow between 1 day and 1 month depending on when payment is received, commission queue, and the complexity of the piece.
I. Copyright Policy
1. You may upload your commission to your account on various websites, as long as my name and a link to my post/profile is given.
2. If you wish me to color or line someone else's artwork, please have them e-mail/note me personally. I require the permission to come directly from them.
3. Do not edit the images unless you contact me, and I agree that you may edit it.
4. You MAY use my artwork as an icon, wallpaper, make yourself a print to hang up. etc as long as it is for personal use only. If you repost to your FA, please give proper credit, as per the FA acceptable upload policy.
5. I am not required to upload every piece of artwork done. I will note you with an external link to the full resolution file that you can download and upload if you wish.
6. I retain all copyright to the artwork I do. Do not claim that you drew the artwork, remove my watermark/signature, or sell any of my artwork for your own profit.
J. My Rights
I, the artist, retain all rights to the artwork including, but not limiting to:
1. The right to refuse any commission at any time for any reason.
2. The right to post the picture in my gallery (as an example, on DA, SoFurry, FA, or any other art website, for advertising or promotional purposes as well.
3. I have full rights to any images I make. This means I am allowed to distribute in prints, merchandise, etc... Please be aware of this! This is a legal law! I will not claim your character but I do claim the artwork and the right to distribute it.
K. Extras Policy
1. There will be an additional fee for any character with an intricate design (markings, tattoos, accessories, etc.) or extra body parts. LIMITS: 1 head, 6 limbs (taurs only), 2 wings, 2 tails
2. I have the right to change these terms and conditions without notice, at any time.
If you are buying a commission from me, you are confirming that you have read, understood, and accept these terms and conditions. Ignorance to these rules is not an excuse.
Thank you for reading and hope you order soon!
THINGS I WILL DRAW( As long as its clean art, NO Bits)
-Babyfur/toddelrfur/kidfur/diaperfur
-Gore/Vore
-Anything "g-pg" rating
-Fetishes as long as the subject matter is clean and can be marked as tame.
-Femboys
-Colorful characters aka sparkle dogs
-Anthro
-Feral
-Any species
-Clean pin ups
-Multifur/conjoinment
Will NOT draw any:
-Anything "NSFW"
-Demeaning to anyone or anything
-Political
TERMS OF SERVICE
Hereafter, (you) refers to the client and (me) or (I) refers to the artist, Enola. (FA) refers to the website, www.FurAffinity.net.
Short & Sweet Version
~ SFW ONLY
~ The customer can upload to their account with credit given
~ Provide clear reference pictures/description
~ Two (2) free minor edits in the sketch phase
~ One (1) free major edit in the sketch phase
~ I can only accept payment through PayPal
~ I retain all copyrights to the picture
Full Version (please read anyways)
~ When ordering a commission, you agree to all of my Terms of Service.
~ If you order a collaboration from me with another artist, you are agreeing, and are subject to both our Terms of Service.
Client Responsibility
1. You, as a client, are responsible for providing a recent/updated reference of the character(s), including, but not limited to: an official reference sheet, a worded description, and single pictures.
2. I am not responsible if you neglect to mention things you want added or removed in a commission after the sketch phase. At that point it will be at my discretion to deviate from the current drawing.
3. If your wording is not clear and I misunderstand you, I am not at fault. Please be as clear as possible when describing what you want and provide reference material.
4. Please be ready with details of the commission and what you want before commissioning me. Include all reference materials in the initial note. Any additions or subtractions from the initial commission description are not subject to the free-sketch-edits and may cost extra based on complexity.
5. I am able to work with game screenshot references, but understand that I will be unable to pull the colors correctly and they will look different from the original capture.
B. Edit(s) Policy
1. I am willing to do two (2) minor edits on commissions (ie. missed fingers on wings) and one (1) major edit (pose or expression) on the sketch phase, free of charge (at my discretion). Any more changes will require an additional fee.
2. If I have misread something or drew something wrong and it was clearly explained in the note, it will be considered my mistake and I will make the edits free of charge.
3. I will not change something after it has been drawn if you change your mind, nor will I add anything after the sketch phase. If you do choose to suggest something, that is fine, but it will be considered an edit.
C. Acceptable Use Policy
1. You may re-upload to your personal FurAffinity page or any other website as long as you do not remove my signature and/or watermark and credit me.
2. The image may not be claimed as being created by you or someone else.
3. Images may not be used for commercial purposes or for profit of any sort. You are free to discuss the possibility of using them for commercial use before the commission is ordered.
4. The image may not be colored/edited by anyone other than the commissioner. You must also have permission to do so before hand.
D. Payment Policy:
1. I will send an invoice to you after we have come to a conclusion on an order.
2. Payment is due upfront, before the commission is started unless otherwise discussed.
3. I will not upload the full resolution picture until I receive full payment.
4. Tips are always welcome.
E. Cancellation Policy
I reserve the right to cancel/refuse commissions at any time for any reason that I see fit (Not accepting ToS, being rude to myself, or others in the comment sections, cannot come to an agreement, cannot pay, etc.)
F. Refund Policy
1. If a commission has been cancelled by either myself, or the client, a refund may be issued. The amount refunded depends on the amount of work already completed up to the notice of cancellation.
2. If the commission has been finished and you are totally unsatisfied in some way, it does not entitle you to a refund as I have completed the service. We will discuss what is wrong with the commission and work something out.
3. If the commission has been cancelled before any work is done, you will receive a full refund.
G. Scheduling Policy
1. I work on commissions in order of payment/ complexity. If you have a deadline to which your art must be complete, message me on FA and for an additional $5, I can expedite your commission. Please allow me a minimum of 3 days to complete a commission. Depending on how much free time I have, it may take a week, or more, to complete larger commisions.
H. Turn Around/Wait time
1. Allow between 1 day and 1 month depending on when payment is received, commission queue, and the complexity of the piece.
I. Copyright Policy
1. You may upload your commission to your account on various websites, as long as my name and a link to my post/profile is given.
2. If you wish me to color or line someone else's artwork, please have them e-mail/note me personally. I require the permission to come directly from them.
3. Do not edit the images unless you contact me, and I agree that you may edit it.
4. You MAY use my artwork as an icon, wallpaper, make yourself a print to hang up. etc as long as it is for personal use only. If you repost to your FA, please give proper credit, as per the FA acceptable upload policy.
5. I am not required to upload every piece of artwork done. I will note you with an external link to the full resolution file that you can download and upload if you wish.
6. I retain all copyright to the artwork I do. Do not claim that you drew the artwork, remove my watermark/signature, or sell any of my artwork for your own profit.
J. My Rights
I, the artist, retain all rights to the artwork including, but not limiting to:
1. The right to refuse any commission at any time for any reason.
2. The right to post the picture in my gallery (as an example, on DA, SoFurry, FA, or any other art website, for advertising or promotional purposes as well.
3. I have full rights to any images I make. This means I am allowed to distribute in prints, merchandise, etc... Please be aware of this! This is a legal law! I will not claim your character but I do claim the artwork and the right to distribute it.
K. Extras Policy
1. There will be an additional fee for any character with an intricate design (markings, tattoos, accessories, etc.) or extra body parts. LIMITS: 1 head, 6 limbs (taurs only), 2 wings, 2 tails
2. I have the right to change these terms and conditions without notice, at any time.
If you are buying a commission from me, you are confirming that you have read, understood, and accept these terms and conditions. Ignorance to these rules is not an excuse.
Thank you for reading and hope you order soon!
THINGS I WILL DRAW( As long as its clean art, NO Bits)
-Babyfur/toddelrfur/kidfur/diaperfur
-Gore/Vore
-Anything "g-pg" rating
-Fetishes as long as the subject matter is clean and can be marked as tame.
-Femboys
-Colorful characters aka sparkle dogs
-Anthro
-Feral
-Any species
-Clean pin ups
-Multifur/conjoinment
Will NOT draw any:
-Anything "NSFW"
-Demeaning to anyone or anything
-Political
Untitled Song...
Posted 8 years agoWell I know I never met you
But I know you'd be beautiful
I never got to hold you
And I'll never see your face
As I sit here crying out for you
All I can do is pray within this pain
I can hardly even breathe tonight
Wishing you were here with me
Oh, I couldn't save you
I'll never raise you
I'll never sing you back to sleep
Won't hear you say mommy
No need to say sorry
Nothing can bring you back to me
The pain is getting stronger
Every second I lay here
My worry for you may be over
But I am sinking in this fear
Drowning deeply in my sorrow
As I think about this loss
But I'll lay this burden down now
At the foot of the mighty cross
Oh, I couldn't save you
I'll never raise you
I'll never sing you back to sleep
Won't hear you say mommy
No need to say sorry
Nothing can bring you back to me
And even though you're gone
I have to carry on
I just wanted you to know
Oh, that I love you so
I'll never see your smile
I'll never hear you speak
But I will always love you
And I hope that you'd love me
There's nothing I could do
No way I could have known
That you weren't meant to be
And so it saddens me
That I couldn't save you
That I'll never raise you
That I'll never sing you back to sleep
Won't hear you say mommy
No need to say sorry
Nothing can bring you back to me
Oh, I couldn't save you
I'll never raise you
I'll never sing you back to sleep
Won't hear you say mommy
No need to say sorry
Nothing can bring you back to me
And even though you're gone
I have to carry on
I just wanted you to know
Oh, that I love you so
I just wanted you to know
Oh, how I love you so
I am currently experiencing this. I wrote this when the chorus flooded my heart today. I am torn. I am hurting. I am a mess. You may leave comments, but please don't be rude. I am going through enough at the moment. Thank you for reading...
But I know you'd be beautiful
I never got to hold you
And I'll never see your face
As I sit here crying out for you
All I can do is pray within this pain
I can hardly even breathe tonight
Wishing you were here with me
Oh, I couldn't save you
I'll never raise you
I'll never sing you back to sleep
Won't hear you say mommy
No need to say sorry
Nothing can bring you back to me
The pain is getting stronger
Every second I lay here
My worry for you may be over
But I am sinking in this fear
Drowning deeply in my sorrow
As I think about this loss
But I'll lay this burden down now
At the foot of the mighty cross
Oh, I couldn't save you
I'll never raise you
I'll never sing you back to sleep
Won't hear you say mommy
No need to say sorry
Nothing can bring you back to me
And even though you're gone
I have to carry on
I just wanted you to know
Oh, that I love you so
I'll never see your smile
I'll never hear you speak
But I will always love you
And I hope that you'd love me
There's nothing I could do
No way I could have known
That you weren't meant to be
And so it saddens me
That I couldn't save you
That I'll never raise you
That I'll never sing you back to sleep
Won't hear you say mommy
No need to say sorry
Nothing can bring you back to me
Oh, I couldn't save you
I'll never raise you
I'll never sing you back to sleep
Won't hear you say mommy
No need to say sorry
Nothing can bring you back to me
And even though you're gone
I have to carry on
I just wanted you to know
Oh, that I love you so
I just wanted you to know
Oh, how I love you so
I am currently experiencing this. I wrote this when the chorus flooded my heart today. I am torn. I am hurting. I am a mess. You may leave comments, but please don't be rude. I am going through enough at the moment. Thank you for reading...
To My Watchers!!
Posted 8 years agoFirst off, I'd like to say thank you to all who have watched my page for my artwork. I appreciate it so very much. I love to draw even if I don't get any commissions. Drawing is one of my passions. That being said... It may or may not be obvious that I haven't been on FA as often as I used to. I've been busy in life, like we all get at times. But... I hope to be able to spend a bit more time drawing, and posting more work again, soon. There are just some things that come first. Not that I'm all that big on this site, just thought I'd post a little journal for anyone who is wondering where I've been. I love you all and hope you're all doing well. <3
-Rio/Tesla/Enola
-Rio/Tesla/Enola
Psssst, Hey Everyone...
Posted 9 years agoYou're beautiful, you're smart, you're talented,
you have potential, you matter, your feelings matter,
you're awesome, you can make it work, you will make it work,
and whatever life throws your way just know that you are loved.
I love you!! :D
you have potential, you matter, your feelings matter,
you're awesome, you can make it work, you will make it work,
and whatever life throws your way just know that you are loved.
I love you!! :D
I'm terrible...
Posted 10 years agoScrub scrub here, scrub scrub there
And some wicked loud "yehaws!"
That's how we get rid of your crabs
In the merry old land of Pawz
Snip snip here, snip snip there
And a couple of "oohs!" and "aahs!"
That's how we cut your foreskin off
In the merry old land of Pawz
Stuff stuff here, stuff stuff there
Shove a dick in every maw
We do it all here our own way
In the merry old land of Pawz
And some wicked loud "yehaws!"
That's how we get rid of your crabs
In the merry old land of Pawz
Snip snip here, snip snip there
And a couple of "oohs!" and "aahs!"
That's how we cut your foreskin off
In the merry old land of Pawz
Stuff stuff here, stuff stuff there
Shove a dick in every maw
We do it all here our own way
In the merry old land of Pawz
Anniversary poem
Posted 12 years agoThis is the poem my husband wrote for me for our 1st wedding anniversary. He's the sweetest man I've ever met and I'm proud to call him my husband. An amazing poem by an amazing man.
I thought about a poem
And then about a song
And then I finally realized
That all of that was wrong
I thought about my love for you
And of yours for me
And I knew that my future goal
Was already history
Now don't get excited
And don't start to worry
Just don't get yourself upset
Until you know the story
I don't want you thinking
That this is turning bad
I wanted to get you something
That no one's ever had
Words have all been said before
And sentiments are nice
But I wanted to get you something
That would make you think twice
Most people might wonder
How much that would cost
The price has already been paid
And everything gained, nothing lost
The things I want to present you
I simply cannot give
The desire to love everyone
And the endless will to live
I cannot make your dreams come true
Or the nightmares fade away
I cannot make the rainclouds go
Or make the sunshine stay
I simply cannot protect you
From the things inside your mind
I don't know how to guide you
From places I cannot find
The things I want to do for you
Have already been done
The battles I want to fight for you
Have already been won
The Lord has already fought for you
He has already won the war
He obviously knew what I also know
You are worth fighting for
There are still a few secrets
That have yet to be revealed
One of them I will tell you
Your wounds can ALL be healed
Emotional and physical
Each and every one
The Lord God heals every wound
Through Jesus Christ the Son
There are a few catches
I don't want you deceived
The word of God only works
When it is believed
God will not have us suffer
He will not have us wallow
But in order for Him to help us
We must agree to follow
The final catch might be
The most bitter of all pills
Our great and powerful Lord
Only does what He wills
Before you get discouraged
And before you get upset
Listen close because this might be
The best part yet
He fought for you, He died for you
He loves you to no end
He's more than just our master
He wants to be your friend
God took two people
And made them one
Two separate battles
Two battles won
There is still a long road
And more battles to be fought
But I know I'm not alone
And that really means a lot
But better than not alone
I share my life with you
Every day I thank God
For making one out of two
Love is the bond of perfection
Even though we are not so
Love is our Godly roadmap
That guides us where to go
God put us together
No one can tear us apart
I hope that you know
That you will always have my heart
Our love is from God
A gift for you and me
It's nothing we can pay for
He offered it for free
Because it came from God
It's reflected in His deeds
He always watches out for us
And He takes care of our needs
I still have one more
Trick under my hat
I know you miss me all the time
And I can help with that
The next night that you are missing me
Go outside and look above
God's universe in front of you
Is still too small to hold our love
I thought about a poem
And then about a song
And then I finally realized
That all of that was wrong
I thought about my love for you
And of yours for me
And I knew that my future goal
Was already history
Now don't get excited
And don't start to worry
Just don't get yourself upset
Until you know the story
I don't want you thinking
That this is turning bad
I wanted to get you something
That no one's ever had
Words have all been said before
And sentiments are nice
But I wanted to get you something
That would make you think twice
Most people might wonder
How much that would cost
The price has already been paid
And everything gained, nothing lost
The things I want to present you
I simply cannot give
The desire to love everyone
And the endless will to live
I cannot make your dreams come true
Or the nightmares fade away
I cannot make the rainclouds go
Or make the sunshine stay
I simply cannot protect you
From the things inside your mind
I don't know how to guide you
From places I cannot find
The things I want to do for you
Have already been done
The battles I want to fight for you
Have already been won
The Lord has already fought for you
He has already won the war
He obviously knew what I also know
You are worth fighting for
There are still a few secrets
That have yet to be revealed
One of them I will tell you
Your wounds can ALL be healed
Emotional and physical
Each and every one
The Lord God heals every wound
Through Jesus Christ the Son
There are a few catches
I don't want you deceived
The word of God only works
When it is believed
God will not have us suffer
He will not have us wallow
But in order for Him to help us
We must agree to follow
The final catch might be
The most bitter of all pills
Our great and powerful Lord
Only does what He wills
Before you get discouraged
And before you get upset
Listen close because this might be
The best part yet
He fought for you, He died for you
He loves you to no end
He's more than just our master
He wants to be your friend
God took two people
And made them one
Two separate battles
Two battles won
There is still a long road
And more battles to be fought
But I know I'm not alone
And that really means a lot
But better than not alone
I share my life with you
Every day I thank God
For making one out of two
Love is the bond of perfection
Even though we are not so
Love is our Godly roadmap
That guides us where to go
God put us together
No one can tear us apart
I hope that you know
That you will always have my heart
Our love is from God
A gift for you and me
It's nothing we can pay for
He offered it for free
Because it came from God
It's reflected in His deeds
He always watches out for us
And He takes care of our needs
I still have one more
Trick under my hat
I know you miss me all the time
And I can help with that
The next night that you are missing me
Go outside and look above
God's universe in front of you
Is still too small to hold our love
The Unexpected
Posted 13 years agoUnder the sky of forbidden time
Where your shy eyes caught mine
How could we have ever known
That the conversations to come
would make us fall in love
So very deeply in love
Affection felt in every color
Our beating hearts for each other
Little time to connect
No reason to reject
Broken hearts collide, new
Love is the only truth
Distance lies in unity
A divide so guilty
For the reason is futile
Though the glass is so fragile
But the solid armor, strong
Separated right from wrong
In a castle all alone
Welcoming just one to the throne
One not to take over
But instead become a lover
One crowned on the inside
Living only to abide
Every misery faded
And the cold steel jaded
Crimson thoughts linger still
Though the voids were filled
How can a blazing sun cry
Shining bright in the sky
Colors bleed within
Letting the safe in
A rainbow of new sights
Never seen in dark broken nights
The old fading away
All new welcomed to stay
The walls still stand
But the key is in your hand
To open the golden gate
Which leads to a place
A castle made for just two
For only me and you
So true <3
Posted 13 years agoWhat's the worry, silly furry, life is blurry, better hurry!
Down the hill and through the woods, finding all them not-so-goods.
But look, oh my, a bear is there! A bear? A bear! A bear that cares.
His face so sweet and heart is kind, so leave your saddened past behind.
No need to fear, no need to fight, for he will keep you safe at night.
One misunderstood caring bear met a tiger who was in major despair.
But nevermore will she be sad for she has met the perfect lad.
To hold her when she wants to hide, to fill that empty space inside.
A bear, one bear, that bear, he loves, one silly tiger who no one else does.
How can it be she's loved at last, her loneliness gone, her heart healing fast.
One bear, that bear, this bear saved me. The tiger is I and in love are we.
Down the hill and through the woods, finding all them not-so-goods.
But look, oh my, a bear is there! A bear? A bear! A bear that cares.
His face so sweet and heart is kind, so leave your saddened past behind.
No need to fear, no need to fight, for he will keep you safe at night.
One misunderstood caring bear met a tiger who was in major despair.
But nevermore will she be sad for she has met the perfect lad.
To hold her when she wants to hide, to fill that empty space inside.
A bear, one bear, that bear, he loves, one silly tiger who no one else does.
How can it be she's loved at last, her loneliness gone, her heart healing fast.
One bear, that bear, this bear saved me. The tiger is I and in love are we.
True Love
Posted 13 years agoA story my husband wrote for me. Cuz he's super pawsum like that. XD
_ True Love
_ There was a prince of the countryside and a princess of the city. No two royal people could seem more opposite.
_ Both enjoyed music from their royal musician, however they both wanted different types of music played. The city princess (from the Hills of Haver) enjoyed a style of music that gave the countryside prince (from the Fords of Mil) a headache and made him want to rip his ears off from his oddly shapen head.
_ Most of the people in the Fords of Mil noticed the Prince's oddly shaped head but none would say anything about it because they all feared that the prince might become angry and sentence them to hard labor in the sweat shop known as Hitchiner.
_ Hitchiner people worked very hard for a small wage. Even the queen of the Fords of Mil was not able to escape the reaches of Hitchiner, but that's a different story.
_ Back to the music issue finally. The prince enjoyed a style of music that would cause the listeners to swing their heads up and down, trying to slam their brains into their skulls and make it all go away.
_ The princess of the city and the prince of the countryside were very different people.
_ However the countryside prince did some work at the chariot races in the township of Lee. The Jester of the Hills of Haver also did enjoy the chariot races. The jester and the prince became friends. The jester was also friends with the princess of the Hills of Haver.
_ Most jesters are fun loving and funny, however this jester also had a darker side of selfishness and greed. This jester would do things for his own needs without concern for others, as he would prove in the future.
_ Through the jester the prince met the princess at an all you can eat buffet, which was the custom at the time.
_ During the meal the prince could not help but notice the princess had beautiful hands and fingers. He became drawn to her hands and he couldn't stop staring at her beautiful hands and fingers.
_ The princess, who had seen paintings of the prince before, was captivated by his head. She wondered if the paintings were exaggerated and here he was in front of her and she could tell the paintings were correct and accurate. His head was that oddly shapen!
_ Still, there was something that she found attracted about him. His face, his ears, the way his nose was slightly off center. Something about his face was undeniable for her and she hoped he wouldn't catch her sneaking peeks at his face, but he was too busy staring at her hands to notice that.
_ After the traditional meal of Fries of French and Fingers od Chicken the trio (the jester was driving the chariot) went to play Knockem' Down, another tradition.
_ During the game of Knockem' Down, the princess found herself looking at more of the prince and the prince started looking at more of the princess. They also, and more importantly, got to know each other.
_ The prince discovered that the princess was a gentle and caring person that wanted everyone around her to be happy and felt everyone's pain along with the large amount of pain that she already felt. This was an unhappy princess that so badly wanted to be happy. In her short moments of happiness she glowed, and he found that addicting.
_ The princess found that the prince was a patient and understanding man with compassion that was only surpassed by her own. She saw that he was a man that had an inner beauty that far outweighed any outer beauty of even the finest models in all of the Hills of Haver.
_ After the game of Knockem' Down the three went back to the modest castle in the Fords of Mil for a short while where it was revealed that the prince was going to be imprisoned for close to 5 years, perhaps longer in the near future.
_ The princess said she would write to him and the prince said "Write to me now?" and she agreed.
_ The two exchanged thousands of letters and grew very close. Even though little time had passed, the Prince and the Princess had begun to fall in love.
_ The prince and the princess planned a weekend with the jester, but the jester backed out. The prince and the princess decided to go ahead and keep the plan and spend the weekend together.
_ The weekend was wonderful and the two had thei first royal meeting. During their first royal meeting the prince said "I want to show you something." The princess knew what was coming and she agreed. He held up his hand and said "hold your hand close to mine and put your face close to mine, but do not touch me."
_ She did as he instructed. Her hands wer trembling and her mouth started to water a bit, but her lips became dry. She licked her lips slightly, staring into his eyes.
_ He stared back and said "Closer."
_ She glanced at her hand without turning her head and moved her hand a little closer. She inched her face closer to his. She could feel his breath on her mouth as he exhaled from his nose. She licked her lips again as they dried out one more time from nerved and the prince's breath. She locked eyes with him again, a little shy but awaiting more instruction.
_ He stared back and said "Closer" one more time to the princess.
_ She again glanced only with her eyes to her hand as she moved her hand as close as she could without touching his hand. She felt the heat swirl between the two hands as the passion built. The butterflies in her stomach were huge, they might as well have been dragons at this point as far as she was concerned.
_ She gave her lips one last short lick, as did the prince (his own), and she moved her face closer to the prince's. Their noses grazed one another for an instant, the small hairs on their faces touching but the skin staying seperate, for now. She once again looked at the prince, knowing what was coming next, wanting what was next and being afraid of it as well.
_ Next was the first royal kiss and she wanted it more than she wanted anything else at that moment, but she was scared. She had only kissed a few people before and never a prince like this.
_ He was older than her, by 16 years, certainly he has kissed princesses before! What if their kisses were better than her kiss is? What if she messes it up like she had messed up so many other things up?
_ She remembered the pumpkin pie judging problem that she caused when she made a joke that only she thought was funny about "pie for your pumkin made out of your pumpkin," and how it could mean you made a pie for a gord out of your spouse.
_ She worried that it might be too wet or too dry. What if she turned her head in the same direction that he turned his? Disaster! It would be chaos! Kissing anarchy could result!
_ No, this kiss was probably a bad idea. She was going to back out of it. Everything inside of her said back out of the kiss, but his blue eyes simply said "Closer."
_ She realized that their eyes were still locked. He hadn't moved or kissed her yet. Why not? What was wrong? Was he going to bail out?
_ Just as she started to worry that the prince was going to back away his hand touched hers. She thought to herself "He said not to touch..."
_ Then his fingers closed around her hand, his hand was so much larger than hers that her hand almost automatically closed as well, but it also felt right to close her hand.
_ "Any time now" she thought to herself. She looked into his eyes as he looked into hers and he saw what he was looking for in her eyes.
_ He leaned in, sliding his nose along hers, until his lips touched hers. Their eyes closed and the rest of the world stopped existing the second their lips met. Other chariots traveling past their stopped chariot didn't matter. The rain outside didn't matter.
_ It was an amazing royal kiss. Amazing because of the people that were doing the kissing and the emotion behind it. Amazing because the love was already there before the kiss took place.
_ It might not have been the kiss that wins "best kiss" at an award night for most people, but for the prince and the princess it was most certainly the best kiss ever.
_ The romance built over the following 2 months and the princess moved into the castle of the Fords of Mil, forsaking her throne in the Hills of Haver, at least temporarily. She was told she could resume her throne if she wished.
_ As time went on the prince, who had been married twice before and had sworn off of marriage, knew that he wanted to spend his life with his much younger princess.
_ He found a most inopportune time ans asked her to marry him and to his joy she agreed.
_ The wedding was the smallest royal wedding in history. The jester didn't even come, even though he was invited. Only the queen of the Fords of Mil was in attendance, nobody else was even aware the wedding was taking place.
_ One month and two days after the wedding the prince was taken to prison and locked up.
_ During the time he was locked up the jester came to the castle and visited the princess and tried to kiss her. She refused. He tried again but she threw him out of the castle.
_ The princess felt bad and would later try to befriend the jester to no avail, the jester had shown his true colors and they were ugly.
_ The prince was locked up for a long time but the princess communicated with his and visited him whenever she could. She waited for him the entire time that he was in prison.
_ When the time came for the prince to be released into supervised release called "royal parole" the princess and the queen were there waiting for him outside of the prison.
_ They knew that he was concerned about going back to the Fords of Mil because of his time in prison and the thought of everyone knowing him so they had a surprise for him.
_ They had given up the castle in the Fords of Mil and moved to another countryside town in a small house.
_ The family was no longer a royal family, and this troubled the former prince a great deal.
_ He said "Because of me we are no longer an important family."
_ The former princess said "You made this family important before and you will again. This family is an important family because of the love that's in it."
_ The former prince said, "You never cease to amaze me, do you know that?"
_ The former queen said "Lets go home."
_ The former prince and princess had two children, one boy and one girl (both with beautiful hands and properly shaped heads) and they had 6 birds as pets as well as 2 dogs.
_ I would like to say they lived hapily ever after, but they lived in the real world and they had problems just like any other couple, but they always forgave, never went to bed angry, and they never forgot the love that kept them together while the prince was in prison.
_ Now that we look at it that way, I guess that qualifies as "hapily ever after" doesn't it?
_ The End
_ True Love
_ There was a prince of the countryside and a princess of the city. No two royal people could seem more opposite.
_ Both enjoyed music from their royal musician, however they both wanted different types of music played. The city princess (from the Hills of Haver) enjoyed a style of music that gave the countryside prince (from the Fords of Mil) a headache and made him want to rip his ears off from his oddly shapen head.
_ Most of the people in the Fords of Mil noticed the Prince's oddly shaped head but none would say anything about it because they all feared that the prince might become angry and sentence them to hard labor in the sweat shop known as Hitchiner.
_ Hitchiner people worked very hard for a small wage. Even the queen of the Fords of Mil was not able to escape the reaches of Hitchiner, but that's a different story.
_ Back to the music issue finally. The prince enjoyed a style of music that would cause the listeners to swing their heads up and down, trying to slam their brains into their skulls and make it all go away.
_ The princess of the city and the prince of the countryside were very different people.
_ However the countryside prince did some work at the chariot races in the township of Lee. The Jester of the Hills of Haver also did enjoy the chariot races. The jester and the prince became friends. The jester was also friends with the princess of the Hills of Haver.
_ Most jesters are fun loving and funny, however this jester also had a darker side of selfishness and greed. This jester would do things for his own needs without concern for others, as he would prove in the future.
_ Through the jester the prince met the princess at an all you can eat buffet, which was the custom at the time.
_ During the meal the prince could not help but notice the princess had beautiful hands and fingers. He became drawn to her hands and he couldn't stop staring at her beautiful hands and fingers.
_ The princess, who had seen paintings of the prince before, was captivated by his head. She wondered if the paintings were exaggerated and here he was in front of her and she could tell the paintings were correct and accurate. His head was that oddly shapen!
_ Still, there was something that she found attracted about him. His face, his ears, the way his nose was slightly off center. Something about his face was undeniable for her and she hoped he wouldn't catch her sneaking peeks at his face, but he was too busy staring at her hands to notice that.
_ After the traditional meal of Fries of French and Fingers od Chicken the trio (the jester was driving the chariot) went to play Knockem' Down, another tradition.
_ During the game of Knockem' Down, the princess found herself looking at more of the prince and the prince started looking at more of the princess. They also, and more importantly, got to know each other.
_ The prince discovered that the princess was a gentle and caring person that wanted everyone around her to be happy and felt everyone's pain along with the large amount of pain that she already felt. This was an unhappy princess that so badly wanted to be happy. In her short moments of happiness she glowed, and he found that addicting.
_ The princess found that the prince was a patient and understanding man with compassion that was only surpassed by her own. She saw that he was a man that had an inner beauty that far outweighed any outer beauty of even the finest models in all of the Hills of Haver.
_ After the game of Knockem' Down the three went back to the modest castle in the Fords of Mil for a short while where it was revealed that the prince was going to be imprisoned for close to 5 years, perhaps longer in the near future.
_ The princess said she would write to him and the prince said "Write to me now?" and she agreed.
_ The two exchanged thousands of letters and grew very close. Even though little time had passed, the Prince and the Princess had begun to fall in love.
_ The prince and the princess planned a weekend with the jester, but the jester backed out. The prince and the princess decided to go ahead and keep the plan and spend the weekend together.
_ The weekend was wonderful and the two had thei first royal meeting. During their first royal meeting the prince said "I want to show you something." The princess knew what was coming and she agreed. He held up his hand and said "hold your hand close to mine and put your face close to mine, but do not touch me."
_ She did as he instructed. Her hands wer trembling and her mouth started to water a bit, but her lips became dry. She licked her lips slightly, staring into his eyes.
_ He stared back and said "Closer."
_ She glanced at her hand without turning her head and moved her hand a little closer. She inched her face closer to his. She could feel his breath on her mouth as he exhaled from his nose. She licked her lips again as they dried out one more time from nerved and the prince's breath. She locked eyes with him again, a little shy but awaiting more instruction.
_ He stared back and said "Closer" one more time to the princess.
_ She again glanced only with her eyes to her hand as she moved her hand as close as she could without touching his hand. She felt the heat swirl between the two hands as the passion built. The butterflies in her stomach were huge, they might as well have been dragons at this point as far as she was concerned.
_ She gave her lips one last short lick, as did the prince (his own), and she moved her face closer to the prince's. Their noses grazed one another for an instant, the small hairs on their faces touching but the skin staying seperate, for now. She once again looked at the prince, knowing what was coming next, wanting what was next and being afraid of it as well.
_ Next was the first royal kiss and she wanted it more than she wanted anything else at that moment, but she was scared. She had only kissed a few people before and never a prince like this.
_ He was older than her, by 16 years, certainly he has kissed princesses before! What if their kisses were better than her kiss is? What if she messes it up like she had messed up so many other things up?
_ She remembered the pumpkin pie judging problem that she caused when she made a joke that only she thought was funny about "pie for your pumkin made out of your pumpkin," and how it could mean you made a pie for a gord out of your spouse.
_ She worried that it might be too wet or too dry. What if she turned her head in the same direction that he turned his? Disaster! It would be chaos! Kissing anarchy could result!
_ No, this kiss was probably a bad idea. She was going to back out of it. Everything inside of her said back out of the kiss, but his blue eyes simply said "Closer."
_ She realized that their eyes were still locked. He hadn't moved or kissed her yet. Why not? What was wrong? Was he going to bail out?
_ Just as she started to worry that the prince was going to back away his hand touched hers. She thought to herself "He said not to touch..."
_ Then his fingers closed around her hand, his hand was so much larger than hers that her hand almost automatically closed as well, but it also felt right to close her hand.
_ "Any time now" she thought to herself. She looked into his eyes as he looked into hers and he saw what he was looking for in her eyes.
_ He leaned in, sliding his nose along hers, until his lips touched hers. Their eyes closed and the rest of the world stopped existing the second their lips met. Other chariots traveling past their stopped chariot didn't matter. The rain outside didn't matter.
_ It was an amazing royal kiss. Amazing because of the people that were doing the kissing and the emotion behind it. Amazing because the love was already there before the kiss took place.
_ It might not have been the kiss that wins "best kiss" at an award night for most people, but for the prince and the princess it was most certainly the best kiss ever.
_ The romance built over the following 2 months and the princess moved into the castle of the Fords of Mil, forsaking her throne in the Hills of Haver, at least temporarily. She was told she could resume her throne if she wished.
_ As time went on the prince, who had been married twice before and had sworn off of marriage, knew that he wanted to spend his life with his much younger princess.
_ He found a most inopportune time ans asked her to marry him and to his joy she agreed.
_ The wedding was the smallest royal wedding in history. The jester didn't even come, even though he was invited. Only the queen of the Fords of Mil was in attendance, nobody else was even aware the wedding was taking place.
_ One month and two days after the wedding the prince was taken to prison and locked up.
_ During the time he was locked up the jester came to the castle and visited the princess and tried to kiss her. She refused. He tried again but she threw him out of the castle.
_ The princess felt bad and would later try to befriend the jester to no avail, the jester had shown his true colors and they were ugly.
_ The prince was locked up for a long time but the princess communicated with his and visited him whenever she could. She waited for him the entire time that he was in prison.
_ When the time came for the prince to be released into supervised release called "royal parole" the princess and the queen were there waiting for him outside of the prison.
_ They knew that he was concerned about going back to the Fords of Mil because of his time in prison and the thought of everyone knowing him so they had a surprise for him.
_ They had given up the castle in the Fords of Mil and moved to another countryside town in a small house.
_ The family was no longer a royal family, and this troubled the former prince a great deal.
_ He said "Because of me we are no longer an important family."
_ The former princess said "You made this family important before and you will again. This family is an important family because of the love that's in it."
_ The former prince said, "You never cease to amaze me, do you know that?"
_ The former queen said "Lets go home."
_ The former prince and princess had two children, one boy and one girl (both with beautiful hands and properly shaped heads) and they had 6 birds as pets as well as 2 dogs.
_ I would like to say they lived hapily ever after, but they lived in the real world and they had problems just like any other couple, but they always forgave, never went to bed angry, and they never forgot the love that kept them together while the prince was in prison.
_ Now that we look at it that way, I guess that qualifies as "hapily ever after" doesn't it?
_ The End
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