Hey folks! So... yeah, long story short I'm no longer unemployed, and I'm starting my new job this Tuesday. I'm pretty excited!

I'll be pausing commissions while I get settled into the new routine. I'm not exactly sure when they'll reopen, since I also wanna take time to finish some personal projects that have been on the back burner.

Lastly, I wanna say thank you to all of you who have supported me over the last year. Your generosity has been nothing short of amazing, and I'm very grateful.

Heya folks, it's that time again!

Prices: elliotthegoat.carrd.co/#commissions
ToS: elliotthegoat.carrd.co/#tos
Form: forms.gle/b5qamAog7uorTScFA

June was rough as I was dealing with some personal issues that I'll spare you the details of. After a short break I'm back and feeling motivated, so if you've been wanting a horny goat to draw for you there's never been a better time!

As a reminder, I have commissions open for June! So far I haven't gotten any takers, so there's plenty of slots available.

My commission info can be found here:
elliotthegoat.carrd.co/#commissions

Hi folks! I'm opening up 5 commission slots for June.

My prices and offerings have changed slightly. Info can be found on my new Carrd.

I need a little more time to wrap up a huge commission and a couple of other projects, so I'm gonna keep requests open for one week (until June 4th). If you get a slot, you'll be notified then.

Hey folks! Unfortunately I had a few big bills come up unexpectedly, so I'm opening up commissions again to help cover it.

Slots: 4 / 4

Request form // Price list // Commission ToS

I really appreciate the help.

Thank you,
Elliot

Happy spring, everybody!

Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, trees are spraying their pollen everywhere like perverts at a bukkake party... nature is truly beautiful, isn't it?

Since the weather is warming up, I figured it'd be as good a time as any to post some updates.

ToS update

I actually wrote my old commission ToS before I sold anything. While it did the job, now that I have some actual projects under my belt I decided to take another crack at it.

Overall, the rules are pretty similar. I've clarified and expanded on a few policies, removed or changed some parts that didn't match my actual experiences, and tried to answer some common questions I've gotten from clients.

You can view my updated ToS here. Please read it over if you're planning to commission me, especially since...

Commissions are open

As of right now I'm waiting to hear back about a potential full-time position that would solve all of my problems. But I see no reason to just sit around while I wait. Those gay animals aren't gonna draw themselves, after all, so I'm keeping commissions open until I hear anything concrete.

Commission slots: 2 / 3 claimed

Request form // Price list // Commission ToS

VRChat avatar editing services

In an update earlier this year I said I would start offering VRChat avatar edits soon. I would still like to offer this, but so far I haven't really gotten enough interest to justify it.

As of right now, I have a loose plan to offer the following:

Lite Package -- $75-ish
A recolor and suite of customizations that can be done quickly, getting an avatar up and running relatively fast.

Full Package -- $150-ish
An in-depth edit like I've done for my personal avatar. Texture painting, model edits, custom clothing, animations, etc.

If this is something that would interest you... let me know! I'm genuinely curious if this is something people would want to see from me.

And last, but not least...

I want to say thank you to everyone who's supported me over the last few months. You've all been so sweet, patient, and generous, and I really can't thank you enough. Y'all are some good beans, really.

That's all for this one. Be seeing you!
-Elliot

Heya folks! I just wanted to mention that I made a Telegram channel, the Five Bucks Cafe. I'll be using it as another place to post my art, as well as sharing WIPs and commission updates. Apparently I can run polls as well, which would be a fun way to figure out what y'all wanna see from me.

If that sounds interesting to you, you can join the channel here!

Happy new year everybody! I wanted to share some updates and exciting stuff that's happening, so without further ado:

Hello new followers!

First off, hello to all my new followers, both on here and on Bluesky! I'm Elliot, and I hope you enjoy my horny goatposting shenanigans.

January commissions open!

Last month I took an unofficial hiatus from commissions for the holidays. Now that things have settled down, I'm opening up 3 slots for January!

My request form can be found here!

Coming soon: Avatar services!

Last year I spent quite a lot of time learning how to create and edit VRChat avatars for my friends and I. I'm excited to be adding those services to my commission offerings very soon!

I'm still working through some of the details and gathering examples, but I'm planning on opening up a slot in the next few weeks. If you're interested in getting a customized avatar or vtuber, keep an eye out!

And that about sums it up!

That's all I have for the moment. Here's to 2025, and moving forward with confidence.

Baa Bye!
-Elliot

Heya folks! November is upon us, and I dunno about you but I'm definitely ready for some proper fall vibes. It was 80 degrees on Halloween, which should be illegal. I'm ready for sweater weather!

What was I supposed to be doing...? Oh yeah, commissions.

I'm opening up 3 commission slots for November!
Commission form: https://forms.gle/SArgCCnLqHDHgdEq7

Slot 1: Claimed!
Slot 2: Empty
Slot 3: Empty