Oi,

so a lot of people have been asking me lately about how to commission me, so this is how it works:

1) I make commission slot auctions here on FA, they are made in form of submissions with promo images done in MS Paint. I start those irregularly, mostly right after uploading finished commission.

2) Person who wins the auction with the highest bid gets a note from me, which includes my Discord contact.

3) We discuss the idea in detail, funds get transfered and I'm starting to draw. During drawing I'm seding WIPs and ask commissioner if he requests changes. I like when they have imput on what is getting created. Commission size can be expanded with proper compensation.

4) When image is done, we both can upload it on our pages.

And that's all. I avoid making waiting lists as I'm drawing irregularly and often can get artblocked pretty easily. Don't want people to be hit with long delays. With auctions I draw stuff right away. I also always had a problem with seting the price tag on my stuff, auctions do it for me. I let people decide that. Anyways...

... muszę lecieć do Biedronki bo promocja na masło!

I mean, think about it:

- my drawings are hand crafted
- those drawings make coomers coom
- I am basically giving hand jobs to people

WTF? I thought I'm straight but in reality I just jerk people off remotely...

I have so much cum on my hands...

so...

much...

cum...

Hey, it's time to open some commissions. You can find the rules in the commission panel.

If you are interested in one, down below you can put a simple short description of what you want. I will draw them in random order, whataver I'm feeling I could do at the moment. I warn you in advance that sometimes your idea may lay on the shelf for a long time, or not getting drawn at all... I'm becomig more and more picky these days...

Anyways, if you have some wild ideas you are a bit to shy to share in public, you can always send me a note.


How does it work?
- You put a comment down below with short description of what you want, if you are shy with your idea, send me a note
- if I pick your idea, I'll send you a note with my discord contact
- we discuss the stuff and make a deal
- you pay me, and I'm starting working for ya
- we are in touch on Discord, I share WIPs and ask you for feedback
- i finish the art, then we sing Kumbaya and hold hands
- art can be public or not, depending on your request

*** UPDATE ***

I moved from a comfy warm house to a 3rd world like pile of trash ruins. I'm freezing rn as everything here is broken. Because of that I no longer need money only for my daily expenses and hobbies, I need to renovate this hell hole, so i need money, a lot of it. So I I'm forced to suspend taking standard commissions and will do auctions instead... sorry for that guys...