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General | Posted 12 years agoMoo.
MFF
General | Posted 12 years agoCON MEME
Made By
baltowoof
Mention him if you re-use this
Conventions Name:
Midwest Fur Fest
Website:
https://www.furfest.org/
Transportation type:
Motor Car
Hotel you're staying at:
Main hotel
Dates:
Thursday - Monday morning
Rooming with:
Brawl and 
foxworth
Gender:
male
Description (out of suit):
I wear either a hockey jersey or a rugby shirt. Basically something with stripes.
Fursuit(s):
Evan and Ethan
Relationship Status:
Enjoying the freedom
Who you will be with a majority of the time:
That guy that does things.
Main purpose for attending:
It's a habit by the point, like watching the Simpson or smoking a cigarette. Also staff.
Where you usually eat:
Anywhere except the place where I ate all the food and they had to close it.
Parties:
If I feel like it.
Fursuiting:
If I feel like it.
Daily activities:
Thinking of a way to solve world hunger, silencing the wicked and looking at pornography but not buying it.
Nightly Activities:
Getting blackout drunk and cursing your name.
What time I usually go to bed and get up:
I sleep in a drawer.
Do you talk out of suit:
Not if I hate you.
Do you talk in suit:
I pretend not to talk if I hate you.
Rules of engagement out of suit:
Don't stink, don't touch and don't call me
JD_Puppy That's an instant ban.
Rules of engagements in suit:
Don't stink, don't touch and don't call me JD_Puppy That's an instant ban.
If you want to touch me, whisper something dirty in my ear.
How far is too far:
Refer to the question above.
Can I dance with you:
I don't dance anymore. I'm not here to amuse you. I'm here to get drunk and forget who you are.
Can I take pictures with you:
fine.
Can I buy you things:
Yes, but don't expect anything in return.
Best communication medium to reach you:
In order of effectiveness:
Smoke Signals
Blow a Conch
Owl
Made By
baltowoofMention him if you re-use this
Conventions Name:
Midwest Fur Fest
Website:
https://www.furfest.org/
Transportation type:
Motor Car
Hotel you're staying at:
Main hotel
Dates:
Thursday - Monday morning
Rooming with:
Brawl and 
foxworthGender:
male
Description (out of suit):
I wear either a hockey jersey or a rugby shirt. Basically something with stripes.
Fursuit(s):
Evan and Ethan
Relationship Status:
Enjoying the freedom
Who you will be with a majority of the time:
That guy that does things.
Main purpose for attending:
It's a habit by the point, like watching the Simpson or smoking a cigarette. Also staff.
Where you usually eat:
Anywhere except the place where I ate all the food and they had to close it.
Parties:
If I feel like it.
Fursuiting:
If I feel like it.
Daily activities:
Thinking of a way to solve world hunger, silencing the wicked and looking at pornography but not buying it.
Nightly Activities:
Getting blackout drunk and cursing your name.
What time I usually go to bed and get up:
I sleep in a drawer.
Do you talk out of suit:
Not if I hate you.
Do you talk in suit:
I pretend not to talk if I hate you.
Rules of engagement out of suit:
Don't stink, don't touch and don't call me
JD_Puppy That's an instant ban.Rules of engagements in suit:
Don't stink, don't touch and don't call me
JD_Puppy That's an instant ban.If you want to touch me, whisper something dirty in my ear.
How far is too far:
Refer to the question above.
Can I dance with you:
I don't dance anymore. I'm not here to amuse you. I'm here to get drunk and forget who you are.
Can I take pictures with you:
fine.
Can I buy you things:
Yes, but don't expect anything in return.
Best communication medium to reach you:
In order of effectiveness:
Smoke Signals
Blow a Conch
Owl
Return of the End of Things. Sort of
General | Posted 12 years agoAs you may know, The End of Things was taken offline for a while, but it's back up now. So far, only Servered Ties has been uploaded, with previous chapters to be uploaded at a later time. Hopefully I'll work on new stories. I have certainly experienced many things in the last year or so that will give me more material to work with.
http://endofthingscomic.com/
http://endofthingscomic.com/
What up, yo?
General | Posted 12 years agoNot much to say. Just wanted to get that long journal off my page.
So how's it going?
So how's it going?
things about me that may or may not be interesting
General | Posted 12 years agoStolen from balto_woof
1. Had sex? A lot
2. Bought Condoms? Yes
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? Nope
4. Failed A Class? No
5. Kissed A Boy? Yes
6. Kissed A Girl? Yes
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Yes
8. Had A Job? Yes
9. Slipped On Ice? Yes
10. Missed The School Bus? I wasn't allowed to take the bus
11. Fucked a girl? Yes. I didn't like it, but at least I tried.
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? No
13. Sexted? Yes
14. Sex In Public? No
15. Played On A Sports Team? I'm on a gay hockey team.
16. Smoked Weed? No
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Lucky Strike, yo.
18. Smoked A Cigar? Yes
19. Drank Alcohol? Not enough
20. Watched porn? Every day
21. Skipped class? No
22. Gotten Arrested? No
23. Done meth? Why would I do that?
24. Been To A Wedding? Too many
25. Fell in love with a best friend? No
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Yes
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? No
28. Been Late For Work? Yes
29. Been Late For School? Yes
30. Kissed In The Rain? No
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes
32. Failed My Drivers Test? No
33. Cheated on an ex? Ha!
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yes
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Drove to Minnesota on a whim. Went to the Spam Museum.
36. Had Lice? No
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? All the time
38. Had A Credit Card? Yes
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Many
40. Broken A Bone? No
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Yes
42. Won A Trophy? 2nd place in piano. A Chinaman took 1st place from me in Korea.
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? I'm bleeding right now.
44. Had An STD.? Amazingly, no.
45. Got Engaged? Ha!
46. Done ecstasy? No
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? No
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes
49. Been To Prom? My mom made me. It didn't work.
50. Played A Drinking Game? I am the bootmaster. It causes searing gas pain.
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? yes
52. Been To A Concert? Far too many.
53. Had A Three-Some? Bung
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yeah, but I was the passenger.
56. Had Braces? For 6 months. Whammy.
57. Learned Another Language? Yes. I can only talk about ailments and food items though.
58. Killed An Animal? Bugs. But they have no souls anyway.
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yes. Bought a tennis racket once.
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Yes
61. Wore Make Up? The Boy Scouts of America made me.
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? I did more than talk, I tell you what.
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? No. I waited till I met the right person. But we all make mistakes.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? All of them at once.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? I've only kissed white people. And one black dude. I don't kiss other Asians. Well, it hasn't happened yet.
66. Snuck Out Of The House? No. I'm boring.
67. Bought Porn? Furry Porn
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Once.
69. Had Oral Sex? I am insatiable.
70. Dyed My Hair? Highlighted
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? No
72. Graduated From College? Yes
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Yes
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Yes
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Nope
76. Rode In A Helicopter? Yes. I don't remember it though.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? What do you think I am, an idiot?
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes
79. Met Someone Famous? I've met several Blackhawks.
80. Been On Vacation? I once lost 20 lbs in 2 weeks on vacation. I was light-headed the whole time.
82. Been On A Boat? I had an emotional breakdown, got drunk and people had to tie me to the boat. I drove it earlier in the day before things got weird.
81. Been On An Airplane? with screaming babies for 24 hours
83. Broken Something Expensive? My heart
84. Had Surgery? Had veins and faulty valves removed.
85. Beat A Video Game? Many
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? A cigarette. I smoked it with a book of matches I found in the same night.
87. Made A Survey? No
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Sorta
89. Prank Called Someone? Yes
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Yep
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? My skates cost $300. Got them for $150.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Yes. I looked like an asshole. You're not supposed to know that till you get to know me.
93. Peed Outside? Sometimes when I feel saucy
94. Went Fishing? In a massive lightning storm
95. Helped With Charity? Yes
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? Why?
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yes
98. Been Suspended From School? No. I was a good, boring kid.
99. Broken a mirror? No
100. Thrown up on someone? I never throw up. Unfortunately.
101. Lied to your parents? There are things they don't need to know.
balto_woof1. Had sex? A lot
2. Bought Condoms? Yes
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? Nope
4. Failed A Class? No
5. Kissed A Boy? Yes
6. Kissed A Girl? Yes
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Yes
8. Had A Job? Yes
9. Slipped On Ice? Yes
10. Missed The School Bus? I wasn't allowed to take the bus
11. Fucked a girl? Yes. I didn't like it, but at least I tried.
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? No
13. Sexted? Yes
14. Sex In Public? No
15. Played On A Sports Team? I'm on a gay hockey team.
16. Smoked Weed? No
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Lucky Strike, yo.
18. Smoked A Cigar? Yes
19. Drank Alcohol? Not enough
20. Watched porn? Every day
21. Skipped class? No
22. Gotten Arrested? No
23. Done meth? Why would I do that?
24. Been To A Wedding? Too many
25. Fell in love with a best friend? No
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Yes
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? No
28. Been Late For Work? Yes
29. Been Late For School? Yes
30. Kissed In The Rain? No
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes
32. Failed My Drivers Test? No
33. Cheated on an ex? Ha!
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yes
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Drove to Minnesota on a whim. Went to the Spam Museum.
36. Had Lice? No
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? All the time
38. Had A Credit Card? Yes
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Many
40. Broken A Bone? No
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Yes
42. Won A Trophy? 2nd place in piano. A Chinaman took 1st place from me in Korea.
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? I'm bleeding right now.
44. Had An STD.? Amazingly, no.
45. Got Engaged? Ha!
46. Done ecstasy? No
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? No
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes
49. Been To Prom? My mom made me. It didn't work.
50. Played A Drinking Game? I am the bootmaster. It causes searing gas pain.
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? yes
52. Been To A Concert? Far too many.
53. Had A Three-Some? Bung
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yeah, but I was the passenger.
56. Had Braces? For 6 months. Whammy.
57. Learned Another Language? Yes. I can only talk about ailments and food items though.
58. Killed An Animal? Bugs. But they have no souls anyway.
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yes. Bought a tennis racket once.
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Yes
61. Wore Make Up? The Boy Scouts of America made me.
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? I did more than talk, I tell you what.
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? No. I waited till I met the right person. But we all make mistakes.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? All of them at once.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? I've only kissed white people. And one black dude. I don't kiss other Asians. Well, it hasn't happened yet.
66. Snuck Out Of The House? No. I'm boring.
67. Bought Porn? Furry Porn
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Once.
69. Had Oral Sex? I am insatiable.
70. Dyed My Hair? Highlighted
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? No
72. Graduated From College? Yes
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Yes
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Yes
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Nope
76. Rode In A Helicopter? Yes. I don't remember it though.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? What do you think I am, an idiot?
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes
79. Met Someone Famous? I've met several Blackhawks.
80. Been On Vacation? I once lost 20 lbs in 2 weeks on vacation. I was light-headed the whole time.
82. Been On A Boat? I had an emotional breakdown, got drunk and people had to tie me to the boat. I drove it earlier in the day before things got weird.
81. Been On An Airplane? with screaming babies for 24 hours
83. Broken Something Expensive? My heart
84. Had Surgery? Had veins and faulty valves removed.
85. Beat A Video Game? Many
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? A cigarette. I smoked it with a book of matches I found in the same night.
87. Made A Survey? No
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Sorta
89. Prank Called Someone? Yes
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Yep
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? My skates cost $300. Got them for $150.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Yes. I looked like an asshole. You're not supposed to know that till you get to know me.
93. Peed Outside? Sometimes when I feel saucy
94. Went Fishing? In a massive lightning storm
95. Helped With Charity? Yes
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? Why?
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yes
98. Been Suspended From School? No. I was a good, boring kid.
99. Broken a mirror? No
100. Thrown up on someone? I never throw up. Unfortunately.
101. Lied to your parents? There are things they don't need to know.
FCN
General | Posted 12 years agoWhere are you staying?
- The Sheraton
What day are you getting there?
- Thursday
Who will you be rooming with?
- People
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
- People
Will you be suiting?
- Probably
Do you do free art?
- Sometimes
Can I talk to you?
- Depends. Are you an idiot, or are you interesting?
Can I touch you?
- Only one person may touch me.
How can I find you?
- I usually wear a Sakic Nordiques jersey or a Blackhawks Seabrook jersey. Or something with stripes. I also look like a man.
Can I visit your room?
- Maybe, I dunno.
Can I buy you drinks?
- Not if you have an ulterior motive.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
- You can hug me only if I'm in my suit, and even then I won't be smiling. Snuggle? No. Only one person may touch me.
Will you be going to parties?
- Probably.
Will you be performing?
- I happen more than Allan Kaprow.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
- You already have my phone number if I want to talk to you.
What/where will you be eating?
- A place with good ketchup. You can really taste the Himalayas.
Can I take your picture?
- Balzac said it will take a layer of my being each time you take a photo of me. If you want to be responsible for that, knock yourself out.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
- Enjoy myself with the people I care about.
- The Sheraton
What day are you getting there?
- Thursday
Who will you be rooming with?
- People
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
- People
Will you be suiting?
- Probably
Do you do free art?
- Sometimes
Can I talk to you?
- Depends. Are you an idiot, or are you interesting?
Can I touch you?
- Only one person may touch me.
How can I find you?
- I usually wear a Sakic Nordiques jersey or a Blackhawks Seabrook jersey. Or something with stripes. I also look like a man.
Can I visit your room?
- Maybe, I dunno.
Can I buy you drinks?
- Not if you have an ulterior motive.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
- You can hug me only if I'm in my suit, and even then I won't be smiling. Snuggle? No. Only one person may touch me.
Will you be going to parties?
- Probably.
Will you be performing?
- I happen more than Allan Kaprow.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
- You already have my phone number if I want to talk to you.
What/where will you be eating?
- A place with good ketchup. You can really taste the Himalayas.
Can I take your picture?
- Balzac said it will take a layer of my being each time you take a photo of me. If you want to be responsible for that, knock yourself out.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
- Enjoy myself with the people I care about.
Déjà vu
General | Posted 12 years agoSometimes, all you can do is laugh to yourself and smile.
Boy Confessions
General | Posted 12 years agostolen from 
HornetV2
1. Do you sleep naked?
Most of the time. Then I remember spiders and put underwear on.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Only weirdos do that.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
On TV.
5. Are you a manly man?
I don't even know what that means. I play hockey I guess.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Not telling
7. Small or large package?
Massive. But it hasn't come in the mail yet >:(
8. Are you short?
5'7"
9. Do you like somebody?
Yes
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I don't use Facebook.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes. I hate dirty socks.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No, but I'm not the one to answer this question.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Sometimes, but no fursuits anymore. Too easy.
14. Are you double jointed?
No
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On a bed with ants in Thailand.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
I just played on a gay hockey team several hours ago, and somehow the answer is no.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Probably, I dunno. But it wasn't me. It was the other guy.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yeah, because Duff is an awesome name.
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno. I'm good, but I'm not magic.
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth. (Well, only to let the toothbrush in)
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD. -I actually think boybands are gross
[x] I get bored watching football.
[] Boys are confusing.
[I hope not] I've been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Red
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Doesn't matter
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
With myself.
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Tell me they enjoy my company.
5. Do you have a best friend?
yes
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No. But maybe if I get mangled in some kind of hideous accident.
8. Do you like your life?
sometimes
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
no
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Everyone I know that has done this had their phone in their pocket.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I seem to hang out with a lot of dudes for some reason.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yes, but he deserved it. What a butt.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Having someone give up on me.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
All the time.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Someone is always on my mind.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. Depends on the context I guess.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes. Usually it ends up being a trick.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
For doing something notable? Yes. Famous for being famous? No.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes. A lot.
HornetV21. Do you sleep naked?
Most of the time. Then I remember spiders and put underwear on.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Only weirdos do that.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
On TV.
5. Are you a manly man?
I don't even know what that means. I play hockey I guess.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Not telling
7. Small or large package?
Massive. But it hasn't come in the mail yet >:(
8. Are you short?
5'7"
9. Do you like somebody?
Yes
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I don't use Facebook.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes. I hate dirty socks.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No, but I'm not the one to answer this question.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Sometimes, but no fursuits anymore. Too easy.
14. Are you double jointed?
No
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On a bed with ants in Thailand.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
I just played on a gay hockey team several hours ago, and somehow the answer is no.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Probably, I dunno. But it wasn't me. It was the other guy.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yeah, because Duff is an awesome name.
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno. I'm good, but I'm not magic.
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth. (Well, only to let the toothbrush in)
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD. -I actually think boybands are gross
[x] I get bored watching football.
[] Boys are confusing.
[I hope not] I've been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Red
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Doesn't matter
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
With myself.
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Tell me they enjoy my company.
5. Do you have a best friend?
yes
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No. But maybe if I get mangled in some kind of hideous accident.
8. Do you like your life?
sometimes
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
no
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Everyone I know that has done this had their phone in their pocket.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I seem to hang out with a lot of dudes for some reason.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yes, but he deserved it. What a butt.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Having someone give up on me.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
All the time.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Someone is always on my mind.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. Depends on the context I guess.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes. Usually it ends up being a trick.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
For doing something notable? Yes. Famous for being famous? No.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes. A lot.
Where has me suit been.
General | Posted 13 years agoHave you ever really thought about all the things you've done in fursuit? Here's a list of questions to help you figure out just how much fursuiting you've engaged in ;3
No rules (apart from having fursuited at one point or another), just answer the questions any way you'd like!
Posed in front of a mirror?
Yes. I'm a jerk and like looking at myself.
Been shopping/to a supermarket/store in fursuit?
No. I'm not as asshole.
Been group suiting?
Yes. If you haven't, you're doing it wrong.
Ever put on your fursuit for no reason and worn it for an extended period of time?
Yeah. Like I'm the only one that has done it.
Have you walked around your hometown in fursuit?
No, because I'm not an asshole.
Fursuited in a different state?
Too many to count.
In a different country?
Canada.
Fursuited at a con? If so, how many times?
Too many to count..
Drank in fursuit?
Ethan's mouth is worn out from all the beer bottles I crammed in there.
Eaten something?
Chips I think.
Put on someone else's fursuit?
It seems so.
Ruined the magic in public?
The magic died in horrible agony a long time ago. Nothing I do will neither restore the magic, nor destroy it.
Gone to a furmeet in suit?
I used to. Don't care anymore.
Been in a moving car while in suit?
Several times.
Been glomped while in suit?
Unfortunately.
Glomped someone while in suit?
Depends on who it is.
Made a child smile?
A few times. I'll never get those precious minutes of my life back.
Danced?
Never stand still.
Been in a fursuit dance competition?
No.
Done something that attracted a large group of people while in suit?
Yeah. I wore it. People tend to notice a guy in a dog suit.
Experienced a hater?
Yeah, but don't care. They went home to play Call of Duty.
Longest time in fursuit? (what counts as being in suit is up to you)
14 hours.
And finally...
Most memorable moment in fursuit?
I dunno, that story isn't suitable for children.
Oh yeah, I guess I had my marching snare and played Scotland the Brave with Scape the Goat and his bagpipes. And this drumoff:
http://youtu.be/4qhhiIZiijw
No rules (apart from having fursuited at one point or another), just answer the questions any way you'd like!
Posed in front of a mirror?
Yes. I'm a jerk and like looking at myself.
Been shopping/to a supermarket/store in fursuit?
No. I'm not as asshole.
Been group suiting?
Yes. If you haven't, you're doing it wrong.
Ever put on your fursuit for no reason and worn it for an extended period of time?
Yeah. Like I'm the only one that has done it.
Have you walked around your hometown in fursuit?
No, because I'm not an asshole.
Fursuited in a different state?
Too many to count.
In a different country?
Canada.
Fursuited at a con? If so, how many times?
Too many to count..
Drank in fursuit?
Ethan's mouth is worn out from all the beer bottles I crammed in there.
Eaten something?
Chips I think.
Put on someone else's fursuit?
It seems so.
Ruined the magic in public?
The magic died in horrible agony a long time ago. Nothing I do will neither restore the magic, nor destroy it.
Gone to a furmeet in suit?
I used to. Don't care anymore.
Been in a moving car while in suit?
Several times.
Been glomped while in suit?
Unfortunately.
Glomped someone while in suit?
Depends on who it is.
Made a child smile?
A few times. I'll never get those precious minutes of my life back.
Danced?
Never stand still.
Been in a fursuit dance competition?
No.
Done something that attracted a large group of people while in suit?
Yeah. I wore it. People tend to notice a guy in a dog suit.
Experienced a hater?
Yeah, but don't care. They went home to play Call of Duty.
Longest time in fursuit? (what counts as being in suit is up to you)
14 hours.
And finally...
Most memorable moment in fursuit?
I dunno, that story isn't suitable for children.
Oh yeah, I guess I had my marching snare and played Scotland the Brave with Scape the Goat and his bagpipes. And this drumoff:
http://youtu.be/4qhhiIZiijw
unpopular opinion
General | Posted 13 years ago1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
Friends, Two and a Half Men, My Little Pony, American Idol, that show where that English twat yells at everyone who doesn't know how to make a souffle.
2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
The Arcade Fire, Spoon, Nickelback, New Found Glory
3. A selection of celebrities you couldn't care less about.
The Kardashians, The Jersey Shore "people", Honey Boo Boo, Kevin James, Jimmy Fallon
4. A hobby you “don’t get”.
Trolling. I don't see the point of pissing off strangers and shooting fish in a barrel.
5. A habit you find disgusting.
Sleeping around
6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
Marching Band
7. Your favorite household chore.
changing the blades on my hockey sticks for no real reason and retaping the blades. Oh, chores. I guess laundry.
8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
FPSs. I fucking hate them. Dunno why. It's just me though, they're pretty popular.
9. PC or MAC?
both. I prefer mac though.
10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
baseball. I'm terribly sorry, but I don't care.
11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
The one with the knifeboots, curved sticks and people with no teeth. Eh?
12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
King of the Hill, Extreme Ghostbusters.
13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Rush, Death Cab For Cutie, Green Day, random happy hardcore stuff from the 90's
14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
Furry shit. I hate a lot of it anyway, so I don't even know anymore. Also, hockey.
15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.
I talk about hockey a lot. I talk about my butt a lot. I smoke sometimes even though I'm asthmatic and I'm a runner.
16. Something in school you hated doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
creative writing. I was shy as a kid and didn't like writing about stuff.
17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
Cleaning the toilet. I need to learn to stop pooping.
18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn't.
Ronald McDonald Treasureland Adventure <_<
19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
None. Dunno why, but I don't care. I guess Patrick Sharp is kinda hot. Also, does Fox McCloud count? <_<
20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
Mututal respect. It was never there. I won't be walked all over ever again.
Friends, Two and a Half Men, My Little Pony, American Idol, that show where that English twat yells at everyone who doesn't know how to make a souffle.
2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
The Arcade Fire, Spoon, Nickelback, New Found Glory
3. A selection of celebrities you couldn't care less about.
The Kardashians, The Jersey Shore "people", Honey Boo Boo, Kevin James, Jimmy Fallon
4. A hobby you “don’t get”.
Trolling. I don't see the point of pissing off strangers and shooting fish in a barrel.
5. A habit you find disgusting.
Sleeping around
6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
Marching Band
7. Your favorite household chore.
changing the blades on my hockey sticks for no real reason and retaping the blades. Oh, chores. I guess laundry.
8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
FPSs. I fucking hate them. Dunno why. It's just me though, they're pretty popular.
9. PC or MAC?
both. I prefer mac though.
10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
baseball. I'm terribly sorry, but I don't care.
11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
The one with the knifeboots, curved sticks and people with no teeth. Eh?
12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
King of the Hill, Extreme Ghostbusters.
13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Rush, Death Cab For Cutie, Green Day, random happy hardcore stuff from the 90's
14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
Furry shit. I hate a lot of it anyway, so I don't even know anymore. Also, hockey.
15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.
I talk about hockey a lot. I talk about my butt a lot. I smoke sometimes even though I'm asthmatic and I'm a runner.
16. Something in school you hated doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
creative writing. I was shy as a kid and didn't like writing about stuff.
17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
Cleaning the toilet. I need to learn to stop pooping.
18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn't.
Ronald McDonald Treasureland Adventure <_<
19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
None. Dunno why, but I don't care. I guess Patrick Sharp is kinda hot. Also, does Fox McCloud count? <_<
20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
Mututal respect. It was never there. I won't be walked all over ever again.
Fuck me, baby.
General | Posted 13 years agoLikely gonna regret this, but I don't care anymore. It's for shits and giggles.
Or is it?
Sex meme
QUESTIONS TO ANSWER:
1. Would You have sex with me?
2. Where?
3. Would you stay for snuggles?
4. Make them a sandwich?
5. Rough or Gentle?
6: Fetish or Normal?
7: Foreplay or Straight to it?
8: Kissing or No?
9: Looking at or Looking away?
10: Top or Bottom?
Or is it?
Sex meme
QUESTIONS TO ANSWER:
1. Would You have sex with me?
2. Where?
3. Would you stay for snuggles?
4. Make them a sandwich?
5. Rough or Gentle?
6: Fetish or Normal?
7: Foreplay or Straight to it?
8: Kissing or No?
9: Looking at or Looking away?
10: Top or Bottom?
MFF Meme
General | Posted 13 years agoPrimary Purpose:
I'm on staff
Gender:
Male
Preference:
Mostly Gay. Not all gay. But pretty up there.
Fursuiting:
It seems so
Which Costumes:
Evan
Ethan
Do you speak while costuming:
Yes. If I don't know you, I pretend I don't talk though.
Are you ok with physical contact while in costume:
Yes. You can only grope me if I know you though.
Do you have a craft in this community:
I make art. I have a comic too, which hasn't been updated in a while: http://endofthingscomic.com
I've had other things to attend to lately.
Can I talk business with you while at the con:
I guess.
Can you perform repairs:
Repair suits? No. Repair your broken "relationship" with your "mate" that you just met for the first time? I can try — I have a hot glue gun and a broken beer bottle
Can I buy you dinner, gifts, drinks, art or anything to show gratitude:
Martinis. With Gin, no vodka. And an olive
Are you single or taken:
Taken. Kinda like that Liam Neeson movie expect with more fur and more dudes.
Where can I find you if I need something:
Draw a door and knock three times.
Do you attend parties:
I'm rooming on the party floor, so take that as a no.
Do you attend the dances:
Not anymore. Too many wubs and people pretending they like it.
Who will you be spending the con with:
A bunch fantastic bastards
Are you cliquey:
I have to be for my own protection. I have a problem with my downstairs mixup and I can't let outsiders see it.
Are you approachable:
I'm actually very approachable, believe it or not. I won't make fun of you till you leave.
murr?:
Yes. Lots of it. But not from you.
Can I room with you:
Only if you can deliver the Jade Monkey to me. And even then I'll likely double-cross you.
Running or attending any panels:
*makes jerk off hand motion*
Dealers Den:
Probably not. Maybe if I have to hide from someone.
Will you be in the "Fursuit Parade":
Maybe. Depends on if I'm bleeding that day.
I'm on staff. I can tell you to stop having fun.
I'm on staff
Gender:
Male
Preference:
Mostly Gay. Not all gay. But pretty up there.
Fursuiting:
It seems so
Which Costumes:
Evan
Ethan
Do you speak while costuming:
Yes. If I don't know you, I pretend I don't talk though.
Are you ok with physical contact while in costume:
Yes. You can only grope me if I know you though.
Do you have a craft in this community:
I make art. I have a comic too, which hasn't been updated in a while: http://endofthingscomic.com
I've had other things to attend to lately.
Can I talk business with you while at the con:
I guess.
Can you perform repairs:
Repair suits? No. Repair your broken "relationship" with your "mate" that you just met for the first time? I can try — I have a hot glue gun and a broken beer bottle
Can I buy you dinner, gifts, drinks, art or anything to show gratitude:
Martinis. With Gin, no vodka. And an olive
Are you single or taken:
Taken. Kinda like that Liam Neeson movie expect with more fur and more dudes.
Where can I find you if I need something:
Draw a door and knock three times.
Do you attend parties:
I'm rooming on the party floor, so take that as a no.
Do you attend the dances:
Not anymore. Too many wubs and people pretending they like it.
Who will you be spending the con with:
A bunch fantastic bastards
Are you cliquey:
I have to be for my own protection. I have a problem with my downstairs mixup and I can't let outsiders see it.
Are you approachable:
I'm actually very approachable, believe it or not. I won't make fun of you till you leave.
murr?:
Yes. Lots of it. But not from you.
Can I room with you:
Only if you can deliver the Jade Monkey to me. And even then I'll likely double-cross you.
Running or attending any panels:
*makes jerk off hand motion*
Dealers Den:
Probably not. Maybe if I have to hide from someone.
Will you be in the "Fursuit Parade":
Maybe. Depends on if I'm bleeding that day.
I'm on staff. I can tell you to stop having fun.
Arts and stuff
General | Posted 13 years agoBeen really into this loose pen and watercolor thing. It seems to have a more raw quality to it. Expect to see more of it.
I need you so much closer now
General | Posted 13 years agoThis scene beginning at 6:11 has always stood out to me, even as a small child:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smzs.....eE&t=6m11s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smzs.....eE&t=6m11s
Going to FC it seems
General | Posted 14 years agoHotel:
One of the two.
Arrival/Departure:
thursday and monday
Gender:
It's a social construct. What of it?
Orientation:
I like dicks. And boobs. But only when on two different people. Never on the same person.
Status:
I know I guy that does things to my butt.
How old are you:
Far too old.
How many Fursuits are you going to bring/wear:
I wanna bring two, but baggage fees make me angry.
Attending parties:
maybe.
Do you drink:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Do you smoke:
Cigars sometimes, cigarettes never, hookah only if there are no drugs in it.
Can I buy you a drink:
I won't stop you, but not if you're trying to get in my pants.
Are you attending any panels:
no
Rules of engagement (physical Contact out of Suit):
No touching. Unless I know you. Then touch me. Gently. Slowly. All night long.
What's the best way to find you:
I usually leave a trail of droppings behind me. Just follow your nose.
Do you do trades:
maybe
Can I hug or snuggle with you:
Only if you have your suit on, because you're probably ugly if you're asking this question.
How tall are you:
5'7"
If I see you, how should i get your attention:
saying "hello" has worked for centuries.
Can I take a picture of ya:
my suit, sure. Anything else, no.
Can I kidnap you for *censored*:
For what, like, knitting?
Anything to add:
Add cream and sugar for instant results.
One of the two.
Arrival/Departure:
thursday and monday
Gender:
It's a social construct. What of it?
Orientation:
I like dicks. And boobs. But only when on two different people. Never on the same person.
Status:
I know I guy that does things to my butt.
How old are you:
Far too old.
How many Fursuits are you going to bring/wear:
I wanna bring two, but baggage fees make me angry.
Attending parties:
maybe.
Do you drink:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Do you smoke:
Cigars sometimes, cigarettes never, hookah only if there are no drugs in it.
Can I buy you a drink:
I won't stop you, but not if you're trying to get in my pants.
Are you attending any panels:
no
Rules of engagement (physical Contact out of Suit):
No touching. Unless I know you. Then touch me. Gently. Slowly. All night long.
What's the best way to find you:
I usually leave a trail of droppings behind me. Just follow your nose.
Do you do trades:
maybe
Can I hug or snuggle with you:
Only if you have your suit on, because you're probably ugly if you're asking this question.
How tall are you:
5'7"
If I see you, how should i get your attention:
saying "hello" has worked for centuries.
Can I take a picture of ya:
my suit, sure. Anything else, no.
Can I kidnap you for *censored*:
For what, like, knitting?
Anything to add:
Add cream and sugar for instant results.
MWFF Meme
General | Posted 14 years agoCustom Meme, Mention balto_woof in repost
Convention Name:
Midwest Fur Fest
https://www.furfest.org/
City:
Chicago, Il
Travel:
Motor car
Arrival time:
sometime on thursday; helping set up
Departure time:
Whenever the beer wears off
Dates:
10/17/11 - 10/21/11
Hotel:
Chicago Ohare Hyatt
http://ohare.hyatt.com
Primary Purpose:
I don't even know anymore
Gender:
Male
Preference:
yes
Fursuiting:
I'm obligated to do so
Which Costumes:
Evan. Maybe Ethan. Maybe Matthew Patel.
Do you speak while costuming:
Evan speaks. Ethan doesn't, but I do anyway if I feel lazy
Are you ok with physical contact while in costume:
Hugs are good. Gropes are only acceptable if I know you
Do you have a craft in this community:
I draw a cartoon called The End Of Things. I don't update it as often as I'd like because I'm busy playing Zelda or watching hockey. Seriously though, I'm busy with life and work. I plan on finishing it still.
endofthingscomic.com
Can I talk business with you while at the con:
Not much to talk about.
Can you perform repairs:
No, but I'm good at breaking stuff and drinking beer.
Can I buy you dinner, gifts, drinks, art or anything to show gratitude:
I don't turn down gifts, but don't expect anything in return except a thank you.
Are you single or taken:
in my butt
Where can I find you if I need something:
If you're cool, you already have my number. If you rock and don't have it, I'll give it to you. I decide what rocks and what doesn't though.
Do you attend parties?
I am a walking party. Therefore, I attend myself.
Do you attend the dances:
I used to, but a lot of the music sucks now and makes me want to take a dump.
Who will you be spending the con with:
Friends
Are you cliquey:
I have standards. Whether that makes me a human or an elitist is up to you.
Are you approachable:
I am very approachable, believe it or not.
murr?:
Depends.
Can I room with you:
I don't believe in ghost(ing the con)s
Running or attending any panels:
Pft, no.
Dealers Den:
I've been known to buy things. Sexy things. Tasty things. Such things.
Will you be in the "Fursuit Parade":
I dunno. I don't really care anymore. Don't even want to bring the drum.
Any personal question, Please note me. Anything public, use the comments below.
-Evan Li
balto_woof in repostConvention Name:
Midwest Fur Fest
https://www.furfest.org/
City:
Chicago, Il
Travel:
Motor car
Arrival time:
sometime on thursday; helping set up
Departure time:
Whenever the beer wears off
Dates:
10/17/11 - 10/21/11
Hotel:
Chicago Ohare Hyatt
http://ohare.hyatt.com
Primary Purpose:
I don't even know anymore
Gender:
Male
Preference:
yes
Fursuiting:
I'm obligated to do so
Which Costumes:
Evan. Maybe Ethan. Maybe Matthew Patel.
Do you speak while costuming:
Evan speaks. Ethan doesn't, but I do anyway if I feel lazy
Are you ok with physical contact while in costume:
Hugs are good. Gropes are only acceptable if I know you
Do you have a craft in this community:
I draw a cartoon called The End Of Things. I don't update it as often as I'd like because I'm busy playing Zelda or watching hockey. Seriously though, I'm busy with life and work. I plan on finishing it still.
endofthingscomic.com
Can I talk business with you while at the con:
Not much to talk about.
Can you perform repairs:
No, but I'm good at breaking stuff and drinking beer.
Can I buy you dinner, gifts, drinks, art or anything to show gratitude:
I don't turn down gifts, but don't expect anything in return except a thank you.
Are you single or taken:
in my butt
Where can I find you if I need something:
If you're cool, you already have my number. If you rock and don't have it, I'll give it to you. I decide what rocks and what doesn't though.
Do you attend parties?
I am a walking party. Therefore, I attend myself.
Do you attend the dances:
I used to, but a lot of the music sucks now and makes me want to take a dump.
Who will you be spending the con with:
Friends
Are you cliquey:
I have standards. Whether that makes me a human or an elitist is up to you.
Are you approachable:
I am very approachable, believe it or not.
murr?:
Depends.
Can I room with you:
I don't believe in ghost(ing the con)s
Running or attending any panels:
Pft, no.
Dealers Den:
I've been known to buy things. Sexy things. Tasty things. Such things.
Will you be in the "Fursuit Parade":
I dunno. I don't really care anymore. Don't even want to bring the drum.
Any personal question, Please note me. Anything public, use the comments below.
-Evan Li
I'm still here. So much for the Raptor.
General | Posted 14 years agoSo I was at Anime Central North yesterday during the rapture. If anything, It got all sunny and nice at 5:00 pm central. But to be fair, none of the people at the con were gonnna go straight to heaven anyway.
I did not wear my fursuit at the con like last year. I had a Matthew Patel costume instead. Can't wait till my hair grows back so I can make the costume look better.
I did not wear my fursuit at the con like last year. I had a Matthew Patel costume instead. Can't wait till my hair grows back so I can make the costume look better.
Califur, yo
General | Posted 14 years agoCheck out this trailer, yo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDVB.....tu.be&hd=1
Califur. Be there, and be square.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDVB.....tu.be&hd=1
Califur. Be there, and be square.
FCN Meme
General | Posted 14 years agoWhere are you staying?
Main Hotel with
sevenwolf, 
jbadger and 
rukario71
Who will you be with?
sevenwolf and various other people I know.
Do you do art trades?
Not officially. Sometimes.
What suits will you have?
Evan and Ethan
Can I touch you?
Depends on who you are. I'd wager a no in most cases.
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
If you want, but don't expect me to buy you one in return unless I know you well.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs, yes. Snugs? Depends on who you are.
How tall are you?
5' 7"
You look pissed off out of suit. Can I come up to you?
If you want. I'm still pretty nice even when I'm not happy. All my rage is internalized so that I can fashion it into something tangible later on. Like a stew of sorts.
Are you cliquey?
I have standards. That is sometimes confused with being cliquey.
Can I stalk you?
No, that is highly illegal. Even if it weren't, it's creepy.
How long are you going?
Thursday/Friday through Monday. I'm going with Seven, so I'll get there when I get there.
Do you like parties?
Most of the time. There was a party across the hall from me once that smelled like shit and fried rice. I don't like those parties.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Wave and say hi.
Main Hotel with
sevenwolf, 
jbadger and 
rukario71Who will you be with?
sevenwolf and various other people I know.Do you do art trades?
Not officially. Sometimes.
What suits will you have?
Evan and Ethan
Can I touch you?
Depends on who you are. I'd wager a no in most cases.
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
If you want, but don't expect me to buy you one in return unless I know you well.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs, yes. Snugs? Depends on who you are.
How tall are you?
5' 7"
You look pissed off out of suit. Can I come up to you?
If you want. I'm still pretty nice even when I'm not happy. All my rage is internalized so that I can fashion it into something tangible later on. Like a stew of sorts.
Are you cliquey?
I have standards. That is sometimes confused with being cliquey.
Can I stalk you?
No, that is highly illegal. Even if it weren't, it's creepy.
How long are you going?
Thursday/Friday through Monday. I'm going with Seven, so I'll get there when I get there.
Do you like parties?
Most of the time. There was a party across the hall from me once that smelled like shit and fried rice. I don't like those parties.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Wave and say hi.
