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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes
Been arrested? - No
Kissed someone you didn't like? - no
Slept in until 5 PM? - no
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Ran a red light? - No
Been suspended from school? - no
Experienced love at first sight? - yes
Totaled your car in an accident? - No
Been fired from a job? - No
Fired somebody? - No
Sang karaoke? - Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? - yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes
Kissed in the rain? - No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - yes
Seen someone die? - yes
Played spin-the-bottle? - no
Sang in the shower? - Yes
Smoked a cigar? - yes
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? - nooooo
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - yes
Skipped school? - no
Eaten a bug? - noo
Sleepwalked? - yes
Walked a moonlit beach? - yes
Ridden a motorcycle? - yes
Dumped someone? - no
Forgotten your anniversary? - no
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No
Ridden on a helicopter? - no
Shaved your head? - No
Blacked out from drinking? - no
Played a prank on someone? - Yes
Hit a home run? - Yes
Felt like killing someone? - Yes
Cross-dressed? - yes
Been falling-down drunk? - no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - no
Eaten snake? - No
Marched/Protested? - yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - no
Puked on an amusement ride? - No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - yes
Been in a band? - no
Knitted? - No
Been on TV? - Yes
Shot a gun? - Yes
Skinny-dipped? - No
Caused someone to need stitches? - no
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - yes
Had surgery? - no
Streaked? - no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? - no
Passed out when not drinking? - Yes
Peed on a bush? - no
Donated Blood? - No
Grabbed electric fence? - No
Eaten alligator meat? - No
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? - Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? - no
Peed your pants in public? - yes
Written graffiti? - yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? - yes
Think about the future? - Yes
Been in handcuffs? - Yes
Believe in love? - yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - yes

What color are your underwear?
pink black and yellow polka dots :)

Do they have a design?
yeah they are like polka dota in lines...

What color are your socks?
all the colors in the rainbow :D

Is there a design on them?
checkers and hello kitty! i dont wear matching socks

Are you a virgin?
YA nd proud :)

Happy that way?
well kinda... i wish someone was attracketed to me...

What is your favorite sex position?
I wouldnt no... but if i had to pick one porbably 69 lololollll

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Pansexual

Do you look at hentai?
yes. all day evry day. but i make fun of it.

Real porn?
alot....................................

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Nope :D

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
gay porn is awesome :DD
Who was your first kiss with?
a stupid kid who really didnt deserve me :(

Are they of the opposite sex?
yes.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No. but i want to.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
yes. all my friends are attractive.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
nope sadly... i wannted a nose peircing...

Do you have any tattoos?
ONE DAY!

Have you ever got a girl pregnant?
Nope. for i have no penis.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
I HATE DRUGS.


Have you ever cheated on someone?
nope. he better think before he cheates

Ever been cheated on?
i never had a boyfriend/ gurlfriend so not possible...

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
by meh dad :(

Do you own any sex toys?
god no!

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
i fell inlove with my cousin when i was small...

Have you ever masturbated?
ALL DAY EVERY DAY!


Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No...

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
no...

Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
why would i? no one loves me.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
no...

Do you swear in front of your parents?
wish i could :(

Are you uncomfortable yet?
why would i be? im fine with alot... but not everything.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
well nobody makes me do anything that i dont want to do so haha yes,

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