ON MOBILE, WRITING IT DOWN TO REMEMBER LATER AND TO ANNOY WATCHERS

begin collecting bandanas -- for kinky gagging purposes but also as a legit collection so i can be like as i'm layering them on "i got this one from santa fe, new mexico" or "this one was given to me by a nice elderly woman in canada" and then on it goes ((over top other layers ofc because i dont want to get my precious collection all drooly))

end journal

For Best Dungeon Slave 2k16!

Deamondante's doing a lil contest thing where ten inked pics are featured and voted on, and the winner gets their piece colored, I think.

Anyways, obviously I can't tell you who to vote for, but if you know what's good for you you'll vote #4, Sonya Goldleaf, who is a friend of mine and just the sweetest thing. ...I'm kidding about the threat, of course, but no, seriously, it'd be super dope if some of my watchers could maybe throw some votes her way. oouoo

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8276514/
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http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8276514/

Thanks for reading!
-eX

heyyyy everybody, just wanna say somethin' i've been meaning to say for a while.

i just wanna say that i really appreciate all my friends.

to elaborate: i'm sure if you've known me for any significant length of time you've probably noticed that i tend to be kinda distant. or detached i guess. like. i almost never am the first one to message any of my friends-- they're usually always the one to message me first. and fuck i mean. i've got friends that i haven't talked to in m o n t h s and like. none of that is because i don't like people, or don't like talking to people-- i'm just very, very, very reserved and introverted. like, and it's gotten pretty bad lately, to the extent that i almost feel like i might genuinely have some kind of antisocial personality disorder. but anyways, yeah, the... the effect of this is that i tend to be kinda... absent, i guess, when talking to people. or scatterbrained. i don't really know what to do about this. i don't see it as a problem, but i feel bad about even the possibility that i might unintentionally blow people off or make them feel like i'm not interested in what they have to say.

if you're my friend, or even just someone i've talked with, know that i appreciate and care about you. you're always welcome to pop me a message, even if i might not get to it for a bit-- and that kinda pains me to admit, but, it's true, i'm very bad at keeping in touch with people and returning messages. but please know that i really try not to ignore people.

wow uh. i guess i should mention that another problem i've been having is a lack of motivation or energy for stuff. case in point. i just burned/blanked out on this post mid-paragraph. uh. fuck. jeesh am i legit losing my mind? wow. okay. uhm. well. you get the idea. @ everyone ilu all and hope you have a great day/night. mwah! oowoo

nobody loves me, i don't love anyone, and it's better that way

i know that's kinda #edgy but i mean it's kinda true, like, i've only had one legit romantic relationship, it didn't go well, and since then i've just really had like. absolutely no desire to have a committed relationship with anyone much less an emotional attachment. i'm not lonely, i don't need another person to feel whole, rather, that's something i've gotta build up inside of myself. it's become very clear to me recently that i'll be alone for the rest of my life-- maybe not literally, but in the sense that i'll always be somewhat disconnected or not quite in sync with the rest of the planet, and it's not like i'm depressed about that or anything, it just means i can't really engage with anyone on the deep emotional level of a romantic partner let alone soulmate.

in short, the whole thing just isn't for me. i'd rather just fuck. or more accurately, engage in kinky fun and bondage and shit like that.

i may or may not be in kind of a weird place right now, i dunno. pay my idle ramblings no mind. have a nice valentine's day everyone!

-eX

it sure was a year that happened i guess

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❉ ~ 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶[color=whitesmoke]𝓪[/color]𝓼 𝓟𝓻𝒆𝓼𝒆𝓷𝓽 𝓟𝓻𝒆𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓪[color=whitesmoke]𝓽[/color]𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓖𝓾𝓲𝓭𝒆 ~ ❉
╚══════════════════════════╝𝟏. 𝔖𝔢𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱. (𝔐𝔞𝑘𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔲𝔭 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝑦 𝔱𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔩𝑦 𝔰𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔭𝔢!)

𝟐. 𝔉𝔦𝔱 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔰𝔫𝔲𝔤-𝔣𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔯𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔯 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔲𝔦𝔱, 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔫𝔬 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦'𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔵𝑦 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔲𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤. 𝔈𝔫𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝑦 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔬𝔯 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔰 𝑦𝔬𝔲'𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝑘𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝑘𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔯𝔢, 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩, 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔡. (𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔣 𝔰𝔬, 𝔢𝔵𝔠𝔩𝔲𝔡𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔰 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔣𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔭𝔰).

𝟑. 𝔊𝔞𝔤 𝔞𝔫𝔡/𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔲𝔷𝔷𝔩𝔢 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝑦 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔩𝑦 𝔰𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔴𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝑘𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝑦𝔟𝔬𝔡𝑦 𝔲𝔭 𝔡𝔲𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱! 𝔉𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔯𝑦 𝔡𝔢𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔳𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔰𝔬 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡. (𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔪𝔞𝑦 𝔞𝔩𝔰𝔬 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔣𝔦𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔰 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱, 𝔦𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔭 𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔴𝔰.)

𝟒. 𝔐𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔦𝔣𝑦 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔬𝔢! 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔢𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔠 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔰/𝔤𝔞𝔲𝔷𝔢 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰, 𝔯𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰, 𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔱/𝔟𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢, 𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔢𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔩-- 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝑘𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔴𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔫𝑦 𝔰𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡!

𝟓. 𝔉𝔦𝔱 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔞 𝔰𝔫𝔲𝔤 𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔰𝔞𝔠𝑘, 𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔯𝔩𝑦 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠𝑘 𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱. (𝓡𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔢𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔰 𝔱𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔩𝑦!)

𝟔. 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝑦 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔴𝔬 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔩𝔞𝑦𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔴-- 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔩𝑦 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝑘 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢! --𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔲𝔭 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔩𝑦 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔢𝔯.

𝟕. 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝑦 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔴𝔬 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔩𝔞𝑦𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔴-- 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔩𝑦 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝑘 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢! --𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔲𝔭 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔩𝑦 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔢𝔯. (𝔗𝔥𝔢𝑦 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔟𝔢 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔱𝑦 𝔪𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔩𝑦 𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔬𝔟𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱, 𝔰𝔬 𝑦𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔯𝑦 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔫 𝔬𝔯 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝑘𝔢𝔫 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔤𝔤𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤. 𝔖𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩, 𝔢𝔵𝔱𝔯𝔞 𝔩𝔞𝑦𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔥𝔲𝔯𝔱! 𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝑦 𝔱𝔬 𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢-𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢, 𝔰𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔢 𝔦𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤.)

𝟖. 𝔉𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔩𝑦, 𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔞 𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔟𝔬𝔫 𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔩𝔞𝔭 𝔞 𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝑦𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔞𝑘𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔤 𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔩𝑦. 𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝑦 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔡 (𝔬𝔯, 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔰, 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔡~) 𝔬𝔫 𝓒𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔇𝔞𝑦!

( 𝟗. 𝔄𝔩𝔰𝔬, 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔩𝔲𝔡𝔢 𝔩𝔬𝔱𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔣𝔲𝔫 𝔱𝔬𝑦𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔠𝑘𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔰! )
Merry Christmas everyone! oouoo

EDIT: plaintext version

cboys are lovely and must be protected at all costs
_{...i like pussies, okay}
that is all

i'm not upset that trump won. i think he can do good things for our country. i'm far more upset that congress now has a republican majority in both the house and the senate, as that means-- combined with a republican president and VP-- it will be a lot easier to push legislation that will totally ruin all the social progress we've made through obama's terms. personally, i couldn't give less of a shit about obamacare or minimum wage or welfare, economic shit like that-- my main concern is LGBT+ rights and the enabling of racism in the US.

the worst case scenario is that by electing republican supreme court justices and fucking with other stuff, these republican majorities are going to reverse the gay marriage decision and potentially even roe v wade, which is just beyond fucked. and though i doubt that the muslim screenings are going to happen, and i also doubt that all this illegal deportation business is going to end up being as hard-hitting as trump's made it out to be, it still could very likely set precedents which enable horrifying degrees of racism, even if that's not necessarily the intention of the lawmakers or trump. so democrats are really going to need to kick it into high gear in that area and crack down HARD on any attempts made by republicans to reverse the social progress that's been made here. please. people's lives are depending on this.

also, to trump supporters: please stop with the obnoxious jokes about weeeh liberal tears XD S A L T and all that shit. ok. nobody's crying because our new president isn't politically correct or a minority or safe spaces whatever other ridiculous radical-sjw shit you wanna stereotype them as. there are people (i.e. LGBT+ and [portions of] other minority groups) who are legitimately fearing for their life and well-being right now because of these results. just. have some fucking empathy. jesus.

-eX.

|BDSM Test // eX
|Results from bdsmtest.org
||97% Switch
||93% Rope bunny
||88% Rigger
||74% Submissive
||74% Non-monogamist
||73% Experimentalist
||72% Dominant
||43% Primal (Hunter)
||42% Primal (Prey)
||41% Master/Mistress
||35% Brat tamer
||34% Vanilla
||28% Brat
||27% Masochist
||25% Owner
||21% Slave
||21% Voyeur
||14% Pet
||13% Sadist
||9% Exhibitionist
||7% Degradee
||7% Girl/Boy
||6% Daddy/Mommy
||5% Ageplayer
||3% Degrader

i put way more effort into the formatting than the test itself ayy

(also this actually turned out pretty groovy looking, so i pasted the raw bbcode here if anyone wants to use it for their own shit)

-eX

guess who's memeing

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Chapter 1: Being socially awkward
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 0
<literally what>

Chapter 2: A Descent into Unemployment
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[X] you love fish/meat <uuuhhhh idk about loving it but>
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[X] you think feathers are fun to play with <sure>
Total: 2

Chapter 3: Let's go across the road, Timmy, those people look damaged.
[X] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 1

Chapter 4: Sexual Deviance
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it <i fucking wish>
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it <i f u c k i ng w i s h >
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit <if i had the funds/time/energy to make a spacebug-suit i would totally do it>
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0

Chapter 5: Mom! You don't understand!
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[ ] you really enjoy cuddling <eh. it's ok i guess>
[X] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up <_{no but that sounds pretty fuggin hot tbh}>
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 1

Chapter 6: Strawman Activities: Furfaggotry
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[X] you tend to chew on stuff a lot <fingernails>
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 1

Chapter 7: Strawman Activities 2: Electric Boogaloo
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 0

Chapter 8: An Extremely Weak Rationalization.
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers <fuck no lmao>
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 0

Take your score and multiply it by 2

Final total: 10% furry

<neat i guess>

_{i should go back and do the BDSM test at some point, that'd probably be way more interesting}

I've explored a couple of good locations- mostly dungeons, RLV playgrounds and the like- but lately I've been. eh. a bit bored, I guess. I need some new places to check out (doesn't even have to be geared towards bondage/kinky stuff or anything, though I am a very kinky bug), and maybe some new people to hang with too. So yeah, comment or hit me up if you know of any such locations where an eccentric insectoid alien might be welcome (or at the very least tolerated ::V).

Bo Burnham is a fucking genius tbh. His comedy style is just... so fresh, so erratic, you can never really know for sure what you're gonna get from him at any given moment. And on a deeper level, I really feel for him; he's painfully self-aware- about himself, and comedy, and about entertainment and culture as a whole. He blew up on YouTube at 16, and has gone on to become one of the youngest big-time comedians ever, but if you really listen to what he has to say you start to understand just how bitter he is- he achieved his dream, only to find that the whole platform and the enterainment industry as a whole is fucking fake and nothing is worth anything. And while he's been saying that for a while now, his newest comedy special, Make Happy, seems to show someone who's truly broken and bitter. It's heartbreaking, honestly- because what he says is ultimately 100% true, and needs to be heard. You can find Make Happy on Netflix; or, if you don't have Netflix, here's a streaming link. Also, if you wanna check out his previous special, what. (which is also amazing in my opinion), you can find the whole thing on YouTube here.

-eX.

_{Also, I really need to make journals more.}

Character name: Kate!
Character Ref image(s): https://imgur.com/a/UWVsSPM
Personality/traits: Aloof, chill, tomboyish, melancholic, anarchistic, non-bullshit-taking, occasionally thrill-seeking.
Interests: Drinking, vaping, flirting/talking the nasty in general, rock/punk or metal music, playing bass (she does too!), concerts/clubs, riding her motorcycle, fighting/moshing, sleeping, bein' lazy in general, uhhh, and Chinese food.
Nope/Not interested in: Cops, hard drugs, deep introspection, getting body mods, cops, super-feminine clothes, did I mention cops, authority in general
Setting (optional; 'modern' as default): Modern! Bustling city, lonely towns, wherever, she moves around a lot.


"Everything you are, everything you've done— it's all led you to this moment, which I shall now take from you."


 ⌈ ᴠ ɪ ʟ ʟ ᴀ ɪ ɴ : 𝙚𝙓. ⌋

A seven-foot-tall insectoid alien of unknown species and planet of origin. In fact, very little is known about them except this: they are extremely intelligent and proficient with advanced technological engineering. They are also an obsessive strategist who plans for every circumstance and contingency.

 ⌈ ᴇ ɴ ᴅ ɢ ᴀ ᴍ ᴇ ⌋

1. to systematically gauge the abilities and weaknesses of any potential threat, and develop appropriate countermeasures for dealing with them.

2. to find the most powerful people, anyone who would oppose them, and pull their strings.

eX is motivated, first and foremost, by their own ambition and ego. They believe themselves intellectually superior to everyone they meet; beyond any authority, any system, any consequence, and their intention is to prove it. The big problem is that this ego doesn't blind them; they know their limits, when to act and when to disappear, when to pursue and when to retreat, and this caution makes them very difficult to pin down.

 ⌈ ʟ ᴀ ɪ ʀ s ⌋

eX maintains many bases of operation all over the globe, which they manage simultaneously, as well as a complicated network of business connections. These physical compounds are well-hidden, but always in remote locations not easily accessible (mountains, deserts, arctic regions; surface bases, subterranean bunkers, ocean platforms, etc). All of these lairs share similar aesthetics; dark-gray metals, dim lighting (more kind to their alien eyes), strange angular shapes, and...

 ⌈ s ᴇ ᴄ ᴜ ʀ ɪ ᴛ ʏ ⌋

...robots. eX doesn't hire an organic where a robot will do, and as a hypergenius with a mastery of AI and advanced technology, their various models of robots come in all shapes and sizes. Their bipedal units carry out the most general labor, while many models are specialized for certain tasks, such as transport, construction, and killing. Especially killing. Various triggers and traps are also utilized throughout each compound, often specialized to the weaknesses of whosever company they're expecting.

- Any notable elements of your organisation/plan (You're an ex-hero/ you're an alien/ You've previously defeated a hero/ etc.)

 ⌈ ϙ ᴜ ɪ ʀ ᴋ s ⌋

eX is an alien. They have four arms, four eyes, mandibles, antennae, and a rather dashing fluffy collar. They speak in their own native tongue, consisting of clicks and chitterings; however, currently-unknown technology allows anyone who hears it to understand this language as if they spoke it. eX seems to prefer dim lighting, if their compounds are any indication, and it is unknown what sex they are, or if they even have sex organs at all.

 ⌈ ɴ ᴇ ᴍ ᴇ s ɪ s ⌋

Best matched against a team of superheroes, or a small organization. A large organization gets... messy, to micromanage all the little ants running around and make sure they don't get tangled up in anything they shouldn't. But a group of the planet's most formidable heroes, trying to work together to stop a greater threat... what 𝙛𝙪𝙣.

 ▸▸ ♫ ▸▸yes i went very extra with this don't @ me. 

this was a valentine's day journal but now i'm using it to test code

⦗ Sʜᴏᴜᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀʟʏ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ❦ ⦘

what strange, cruel мαcнιиαtions must churn, deep encased away in the mind of that bug.

So I only have, like, one journal up?? Which is kind of ridiculous, so I'm gonna rapid-fire talk about a bunch of stuff that's happened recently- or at least, what of it I have stuff to say about.

>David Bowie
Didn't really care much for him or his music; then again, the only song of his I've heard is Space Oddity, and it was okay I guess. It always sucks when celebs die, though, especially ones that've had such a positive impact on people as I get the impression Bowie did. RIP.

>Faithry and JasenTamiia
On a related note: It really, really, really sucks not being able to say much about a deceased person other than 'they made good porn'. RIP, you two.

>Inactivity on F-List
Been busy- both with IRL things, and with working on major profile/character updates. >>u>>

>Inactivity on FA
I've been a lazy piece of shit. ::V I mean, why work on art stuff when I could... y'know, not do that?

>Politics in General
Bernie for prezzers, all the way.

>Jasonafex YCH
imagine being that rich. It'd be way easier to actually go and learn how to use Flash and Photoshop and /make your own custom/, IMO, than it would be to scrounge up 2k+ bucks to blow on e-yiffs. And for those that are rich enough to afford it, maybe consider getting something a little more tangible?? Like traditional art, or prints, or even a full fursuit or something, IDK.

>YCHs in General
Not gonna up and say shit like, 'they're literal cancer', or 'it's not REAL art' or anything, but I do think it's kinda cheap tbh. I've seen the exact same pose sold to multiple people, and I've also seen YCHs that might as well just be 'choose the colors, junk and accessories for this vulnerable canine furry'. Like, legit, let's tone it down a little bit, okay...? Maybe...?

Hm... I think that's about it, for now. I'll try and do more journals in the future.

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Wait, no, not- ^{no, the one with th-} Yeah, that one. Yeah. You.

My friend  zurr is a little financially challenged right now, and so he's recently made himself available for commissions for... well, you name it! Among other things, he can write you stuff (prose or even poetry), as well as edit/proofread your writing. And it's all unbelievably cheap, too! So yeah, do consider commissioning Zurr, he's cool and needs the money.

Sincerely,
-eX