Dude. Snus.

Alright, after a small absence of sticker art, replaced by some DnB music, I have finally gotten off of my lazy ass and bought some more sticker paper. I'll start makin' shit pretty soon. I just lack inspiration at the moment (or possibly even a boot in my ass.)

Cuz I commented on someone's journal, I gotsa post this.

The first five people to comment in this post get to request a sketch of a subject/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal.

Replace sketches with sharpie drawings and you have yourself a match.

I'm a little shaken. Some shit happened tonight, and my comrade  converge knows about it already I noted this to him, but this happened in my dorm tonight (Spaulding = My dorm).

So there's a kid in our dorm named Barrett Kelly, he's one of the freshmen who lives down the hall from us. At about 10:30 PM, a friend of ours named Charlie decided to continue a little inside joke that's been in Spaulding all year. Barrett is has a Fesenden hat that he wears all day, every day when he's outsid eof class, and we always take it from him as a joke, and he started it himself. So tonight, Charlie grabbed his hat and gave it to someone else. He went upstairs to find Barrett sitting at his computer, not moving. Charlie tried unsuccessfully to get his attention by shutting his computer. Barrett just stared at the same spot where his laptop was. Charlie thought that maybe it was a bad time to be joking and went downstairs to grab Barrett's hat and found that the person he gave it to had left. What we didn't know was that the person he gave it to left it on the steps. So Charlie went back upstairs and told Barrett that the person he gave it to had left, and Barrett continued staring at his wall. At this point I had been with Charlie, because after we told Barrett, we were going to go look for it. So we tried to get his attention, and he smiled a bit, which I guess was a false smile, because then he got up and pinned Charlie to a bed next to his desk. At this point, I stepped in to stop him from hurting Charlie, because I was not about to let Charlie, who was not putting up a fight, get the bejesus beaten out of him. And so, by doing this, Barrett got up, eyes glaring at me, and started to swing back for a punch, which was restrained by Charlie and Barrett's room mate, Kyo Joon. I backed out of the room, and they let Barrett go, and he stormed down the hallway, and we went to go look for him. We checked all of Spaulding and couldn't find him, however we found his hat, which I referred to before, outside of Spaulding's steps. After searching for about 15 minutes, I noticed through a window that there was a slump sitting on the 40 yard line of the football field. I grabbed my flashlight and went outside with Charlie and a couple of other concerned kids. I shined the light on the slump and it got up and started running away. It was definitely Barrett. He ran off of the football field, out into the street where he almost got hit by a car, across Route 4, and out of sight, by this time, a student proctor had come outside, wanting to know what happened, and so we gave him this story, and he went inside to find Mr. Coard's wife, who was on duty for check in at 11:00 PM, so she came outside and took Charlie, a kid named Brady, and I, in her car, down to find Barrett. We had driven barely past the Gray Building (where the dining hall is located), where we found Barrett sobbing in the parking lot. So, Ms. Coard walked Barrett back and had me drive the car back to the dorm's parking lot, and then politely told us to go back to our rooms. So here I am writing this rather long email to you, using as much detail as I can fit into something that happened in a 45 minute period.

Holy fuck, I got to drive a car.

This was taken from the email I sent my parents at 11:50 at night. 'Cept that last bit, I didn't say holy fuck to my parents.

There's one reason.

I can't walk down a single fucking hallway right now without seeing people at each other's necks because of some damn election. And if I try to step in to stop it, especially if it's one of my friends, obviously, since I'm an anarchist, my views are of no political value. I don't give a fuck what my views are, I'm not going to sit and watch people this close to violence because a black man is the new president.

Also, why in god's name do I keep hearing the n-word coming from people who have absolutely no merit whatsoever to use it? Just because a black man got into the office, that does not give you the right to shout such racist remarks.

This is fucking ridiculous

/rant
-Spohh

Who wants a free sticker, dammit?

Eh. I'm bored and need something to do that isn't fucking homework.

I may be able, not sure, but may be able to send it, if I can steal some postage stamps and some envelopes. I dunno. Anyway, who wants one?

1. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
What am I doing now?

2. Would you do meth if it was legal?
lol, nah, yo. I doubt I'd have access to it, anyway. Cigs are about as far as I'd go.

3. Abortion: for or against it?
For it. I don't give a fuck what a woman wants to do with her body. That's her choice, not mine.


4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president? Unless you're talking about Palin (if John McCain died after somehow gaining presidency), I think a woman is just as capable as a man in most things, presidency happens to be one of them.


5. Do you believe in the death penalty?
No.

6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Fuck yeah, man.


7. Are you for or against premarital sex?
I could make a joke here, but I won't. I'm for it, especially since, legally I could only get married in one state. Church and State can kiss my ass, premarital sex is fine.


8. Do you believe in God?
Not really.

9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, I really think it needs to be. If, statistically, 1 out of every 7 people are homosexual, then it's pretty significant.

10. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
No. I mean, it's not the best for our country, but it's not the biggest problem in our country right now.


11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I'd murder the fucker that got her pregnant. That's all I'll say. I have no opinion on the real question.


12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Dunno. I'm not a big drinker.


13. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It's impossible at this point. We fucked up and now we need to do something about it.

14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Not if it pertains to medical usage (pulling the plug, etc.)

15. Do you believe in spanking your children?
What?


16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Dunno.

17. Who do you think would make a better president? Neither. I don't support presidency.

18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I don't give a fuck.

Oh dear, people are gonna get pissed.