FA+
Shop
Whats the difference between a slushee and a slurpee?
Posted 6 days agoA slushee doesnt have P in it.
Did you hear of the guy who had a window in his butt?
Posted a week agoHe got a real pane in the ass.
Alcohol is gay
Posted 3 weeks agoBecause when you're drunk, you can't think straight.
What did the pilot order at the restaraunt?
Posted 4 weeks agoJust a plane burger.
A book fell on my head today
Posted a month agoI only have my shelf to blame.
Your nose can't be 12 inches long, or it wouldnt be a nose.
Posted a month agoIt would be a foot.
Have you heard of that new lego store that opened up?
Posted 2 months agoPeople are lined up all around the block!
When I was little, my mom used to feed me alphabet soup, cla
Posted 2 months ago-When I was little, my mom used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it.
I didn’t really. She was just putting words in my mouth.
I didn’t really. She was just putting words in my mouth.
You know what's greater than cheese?
Posted 3 months agoA cheese grater.
What kind of birthday only lasts for 1 minute?
Posted 3 months agoYour 62nd birthday
There's 3 sith lords in the Star wars movies
Posted 4 months agoFour, if you Count Dooku.
I spent my entire life savings on Pasta.
Posted 4 months agoIt was worth every penne.
Math is hard, 15+15 is thirty.
Posted 4 months agoBut 16+16 is thirty, too.
Why did the weak fisherman get kicked out of the choir?
Posted 5 months agoBecause he couldnt carry a tune-a
What do you call a snail on a ship?
Posted 5 months agoA snailor
Streaming League of Legends on twitch
Posted 5 months agobottom text
What do you call someone that sleeps in socks?
Posted 6 months agoTiny
Regarding fanart (Not a pun)
Posted 6 months agoI have had a few requests in the past days from artists wanting to draw my characters and just want to make a quick announcement
I will never say no to artists wanting to make fanart of my characters. Infact I fully invite for them to do so! And given I am almost fully limitless in regards to my kinks, i'll say that anything goes (Barring any death/gore shit. Keep that away.)
Soo ye. If you wanna put together fanart of my characters, go nuts. I'll never turn ya down, seems kinda dumb to do so
I will never say no to artists wanting to make fanart of my characters. Infact I fully invite for them to do so! And given I am almost fully limitless in regards to my kinks, i'll say that anything goes (Barring any death/gore shit. Keep that away.)
Soo ye. If you wanna put together fanart of my characters, go nuts. I'll never turn ya down, seems kinda dumb to do so
My daughter asked me what today's date was
Posted 6 months agoI said i'll tell you, but you'll have to march first.
The president needs to put on deoderant.
Posted 6 months agoHe has a lingering musk.
I made a chicken salad yesterday
Posted 7 months agoTurns out they prefer grains.
I don't trust people without horses
Posted 7 months agoThey're unstable
What do you call a fake noodle?
Posted 7 months agoAn impasta.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Posted 7 months agoBecause the light attracts bugs
I turned down a vegetable picking job.
Posted 7 months agoThe celery they offered me wasn't acceptable.
