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What do you call a sheep rolling down a hill?
General | Posted 5 days agoA lambslide.
Why do geese fly south for the winter?
General | Posted a week agoBecause it would take far longer if they walked.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
General | Posted a month agoA stick
No matter how many socks you put onto a bear..
General | Posted a month agoIt will have bear feet.
What letter comees after T in the alphabet?
General | Posted a month agoI saw a guy lift a 1200 pound dumbbell with his toes
General | Posted a month agoWhat an amazing feet.
A basketball rolls into a bar...
General | Posted 2 months agoThe bartender asks "How can I help you?"
The basketball says: "I heard you needed a bouncer".
The basketball says: "I heard you needed a bouncer".
Did you know trains can fart?
General | Posted 2 months agoAll they do is go "toot toot"!
Know what's better than 24?
General | Posted 3 months ago25.
(thats how old i am now)
(thats how old i am now)
I ate a clock, it was very time consuming.
General | Posted 3 months agoI'll be going back for seconds.
Whats the difference between a slushee and a slurpee?
General | Posted 3 months agoA slushee doesnt have P in it.
Did you hear of the guy who had a window in his butt?
General | Posted 3 months agoHe got a real pane in the ass.
Alcohol is gay
General | Posted 4 months agoBecause when you're drunk, you can't think straight.
What did the pilot order at the restaraunt?
General | Posted 4 months agoJust a plane burger.
A book fell on my head today
General | Posted 4 months agoI only have my shelf to blame.
Your nose can't be 12 inches long, or it wouldnt be a nose.
General | Posted 5 months agoIt would be a foot.
Have you heard of that new lego store that opened up?
General | Posted 5 months agoPeople are lined up all around the block!
When I was little, my mom used to feed me alphabet soup, cla
General | Posted 6 months ago-When I was little, my mom used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it.
I didn’t really. She was just putting words in my mouth.
I didn’t really. She was just putting words in my mouth.
You know what's greater than cheese?
General | Posted 6 months agoA cheese grater.
What kind of birthday only lasts for 1 minute?
General | Posted 6 months agoYour 62nd birthday
There's 3 sith lords in the Star wars movies
General | Posted 7 months agoFour, if you Count Dooku.
I spent my entire life savings on Pasta.
General | Posted 7 months agoIt was worth every penne.
Math is hard, 15+15 is thirty.
General | Posted 7 months agoBut 16+16 is thirty, too.
Why did the weak fisherman get kicked out of the choir?
General | Posted 8 months agoBecause he couldnt carry a tune-a
What do you call a snail on a ship?
General | Posted 8 months agoA snailor
