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General | Posted 8 months agobottom text
What do you call someone that sleeps in socks?
General | Posted 9 months agoTiny
Regarding fanart (Not a pun)
General | Posted 9 months agoI have had a few requests in the past days from artists wanting to draw my characters and just want to make a quick announcement
I will never say no to artists wanting to make fanart of my characters. Infact I fully invite for them to do so! And given I am almost fully limitless in regards to my kinks, i'll say that anything goes (Barring any death/gore shit. Keep that away.)
Soo ye. If you wanna put together fanart of my characters, go nuts. I'll never turn ya down, seems kinda dumb to do so
I will never say no to artists wanting to make fanart of my characters. Infact I fully invite for them to do so! And given I am almost fully limitless in regards to my kinks, i'll say that anything goes (Barring any death/gore shit. Keep that away.)
Soo ye. If you wanna put together fanart of my characters, go nuts. I'll never turn ya down, seems kinda dumb to do so
My daughter asked me what today's date was
General | Posted 9 months agoI said i'll tell you, but you'll have to march first.
The president needs to put on deoderant.
General | Posted 10 months agoHe has a lingering musk.
I made a chicken salad yesterday
General | Posted 10 months agoTurns out they prefer grains.
I don't trust people without horses
General | Posted 10 months agoThey're unstable
What do you call a fake noodle?
General | Posted 10 months agoAn impasta.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
General | Posted 10 months agoBecause the light attracts bugs
I turned down a vegetable picking job.
General | Posted 11 months agoThe celery they offered me wasn't acceptable.
Why don't americans use the metric system?
General | Posted 11 months agoBecause they have a foot fetish.
I keep forgetting how to say "white" in French
General | Posted 11 months agoMy mind just keeps going Blanc.
I once swung an axe and hit my car
General | Posted 11 months agoIt was an axe dent
I havent posted a pun since last year
General | Posted 11 months agoyea
What does Santa call his meanest reindeer?
General | Posted a year agoRude-olf.
Why is hot soup the dorkiest food?
General | Posted a year agoBecause it's just not cool.
I bought myself a cool wig today
General | Posted a year agoIt was a small price toupee.
What do you call an ant that joined the army?
General | Posted a year agoA combat-ant.
What do you call someone who only has sex with hookers?
General | Posted a year agoA buy-sexual.
I burned 2000 calories today.
General | Posted a year agoI left the pizza in the oven too long.
Moved to Blusky
General | Posted a year agoSince Elon Musk is an insufferable moron, I will no longer be posting pics to Twitter for the foreseeable future.
Follow me on Blusky instead! https://bsky.app/profile/mrblueskye.bsky.social
Follow me on Blusky instead! https://bsky.app/profile/mrblueskye.bsky.social
I wear headphones whenever I go to sleep.
General | Posted a year agoJust to make sure i'm sound asleep.
What does copper say whenever it leaves?
General | Posted a year agoCu
Level 24 (not a pun)
General | Posted a year agoWill be 24 years old in about 7.5 hours as of writing this post
Hbd to me
Hbd to me
Dogs bark around 500 times a day.
General | Posted a year agoBut I mean, that's just a ruff estimate.
