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How do you make the number one dissapear?
General | Posted a year agoYou just add a G, and now it's gone.
Chickens only ever have one joke
General | Posted a year agoThat's because they cant think outside of the bawks.
Do you know how long fish should be cooked?
General | Posted a year agoProbably the same way as short fish.
What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
General | Posted a year agoA steak out.
What did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic?
General | Posted a year agoNothing. They just waved at each other.
What kind of insect has great hygeine?
General | Posted a year agoA deodor-ant.
What's the most dangerous type of canoes?
General | Posted a year agoVolcanoes.
How much does a chimney cost?
General | Posted a year agoNothing. It's on the house.
What did the cupcake say to the other one?
General | Posted a year ago"You ain't seen muffin yet."
A blind girl said she got a huge penis.
General | Posted a year agoShe was just pulling my leg.
I got pushed over while at France today
General | Posted a year agoEiffel over.
Before the invention of the crowbar...
General | Posted a year agoCrows drank at home.
What do you call a Moose with no name?
General | Posted a year agoAnonymoose.
One time I farted in an Apple store
General | Posted a year agoThey had to evacuate because they didn't have any Windows.
Missing FA artist
General | Posted a year agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/user/valkzstan/ is anyone in contact with this FA user? I paid them for a commission awhile back and they have been completely inactive
Im going to start an airline for bald people.
General | Posted a year agoReceding airlines.
I ate a kids' meal at Mcdonald's today
General | Posted a year agoHis mom got very angry.
My uncle passed from a donut overdose
General | Posted a year agoHe's going to be kreme-ated this saturday.
It's a good thing for a man to have a beer belly.
General | Posted a year agoAfterall, why have a six pack when you can have a full keg?
I will no longer be posting Hyper art to my gallery
General | Posted a year agohappy holiday
What's the worst spot to hit on a snowman?
General | Posted a year agoHis Snowballs.
I got hit on the head by a drumstick today.
General | Posted 2 years agoNow I have a percussion.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
General | Posted 2 years agoBecause they use Honeycombs.
I always wanted to be a baker
General | Posted 2 years agoBut there's too many Whisks involved.
What was a ground-breaking invention?
General | Posted 2 years agoThe shovel.
