Abram and I have run into some money trouble and long story short, we need around $240.00. I'm opening commissions to try and atleast get a little of the money to help out...

So, here we go.

Prices will depend on complexity of the art and will be drawn to the best of my ability.
*I'm not too good with yiff yet, sorry.

All commissions will either be colored with prismacolor markers or lined/colored on gimp.

Donations would be nice too.

Paypal: Trashcoonhxc [at] gmail.com

Please note me if you would like to help out.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

Thanks.
-Stitchxx

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

HAVE YOU...

[x] smoked
[X] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[X] had someone in your room other than family
[X] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[x] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[X] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents (who don't)
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal (Every time I drive. LOL)
[x] felt hurt (as in...falling down?)
[x] hurt someone
[ x] wished someone to die (few times)
[] seen someone die (Chaaaa -w-)

TOTAL SO FAR:19

[x] missed curfew (never really had one)
[x] stayed out all night (lol fuck yes)
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab (lolwiut)
[x] dyed your hair (What hair)
[x] been in an accident (killing people not included)
[x] been to a club (don't have em)
[x] been to a bar (woah I have 0___0)

TOTAL SO FAR:27

[x] been to a wild party
[x] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish (lol)
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x ] listened to rap (bah)
[x ] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR:36

[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly (lol >_>)
[x] dressed punk (wat)
[x] dressed grunge (wat)
[x] dressed fucking metal (wat)
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x ] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL SO FAR: 46

[X] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert (fuck that)
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped (lo.o)
[x] been called a slut (I don't think so)
[x ] called someone a slut (lol I think so)
[] installed speakers in a car (in future I probably will)
[x] broken a mirror (I still keep breaking them. >.<)
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush (eewww)

TOTAL SO FAR: 53

[x] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie (Independence day omnomnom)
[x ] cruised the mall (by myself >_>)
[x] skipped school (
[x] had surgery (IN MY EYE!)
[x] had an injury (ow)
[x] gone to court (room)
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL SO FAR:62

[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence (No shit there I was...)
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police (WE HAVE POLICE?!?!)
[x] talked to a stranger (do that a lot actually. >_>)
[x] hugged a stranger (ew)
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger (>_>)
[x] been harassed (killed em)
[x] been verbally harassed (mind raped)

TOTAL SO FAR:70

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight (like 25 once)
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (fffyeah)
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight (>_>)
[X] been to a fair (ew lol)
[] been called a bad influence
[x] drank and drove (I was drinking while I was driving...It was water)
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ x] cheated on a test

TOTAL OVERALL:80

Okay, so I'm trying to make a little extra money. I'm opening up Name your own price commissions! They will be lined and colored on GIMP until I get my prismacolors, which should be sometime this week.

Anyone interested?
Please Note me or Comment here.

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No backgrounds please!

The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

I'm thinking of selling custom made Kandi Bracelets. Would anyone be interested? I was thinking of selling them fer $3.00. Too high? What do yall think?

Wooo! A new year! Lets hope this one goes a tad more smoothly than last...

I've been in a horrible depression since the death of my former mate , but thanks to the help of my mate Abram, , and some close friends, I'm back up and running again. I'm working on "reinventing myself" I guess you could say.

I'm back in Memphis, finally. I'll have more art posted as soon as I'm able to. It'll probably be shitty pictures from my camera since I am without a scanner. :( My prismacolor markers aren't here yet, but my grandma's mailing them soon. Thank Jeebus!!!!

:)

*Lifts Beer Bottle*
Cheers to the new year!
I hope its a good one.

I won't be as active anymore has I have been. I recently lost someone very close to me and I feel no need to draw for a while. It's just not in me right now.
Tim Sharp II Died a few weeks ago. He was known as  Dustyskunk I won't be on much and I'll post art as soon as I feel the need to.

I love you forever.