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Posted 16 years agoHey guys, sorry I up and dissappeared, my computer kinda died for a moment, not a big deal really.. but, I've also been spending most of my time at a house with no internet, or cable, or even a TV for that matter...
I'll be back around eventually (hopefully soon)
I'll be back around eventually (hopefully soon)
Great Site
Posted 16 years agohttp://survivingtheworld.net/
This guy is hilarious.. but today he addresses gay marriage, and some sort of serious stuff that I applaud
This guy is hilarious.. but today he addresses gay marriage, and some sort of serious stuff that I applaud
Remember
Posted 16 years agoRemember, remember the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot
FEAR THIS
Posted 16 years agoThought I'd share what is probably my all time fav quote
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light , not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of god. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We were born to make and manifest the glory of god that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
-Marianne Williamson
from her book “A Return To Love
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light , not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of god. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We were born to make and manifest the glory of god that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
-Marianne Williamson
from her book “A Return To Love
Carrot, Egg, or Coffee
Posted 16 years agoThis gives us something to think about.
A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up; she was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.
Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.
In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, ' Tell me what you see.'
'Carrots, eggs, and coffee,' she replied.
Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg.
Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, 'What does it mean, mother?'
Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.
'Which are you?' she asked her daughter. 'When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?
Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?
Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?
Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
Yeah, I got this in a chain email, but it's still true, and is something to think about
Style VS. Anatomy
Posted 16 years agohttp://nightmarehound.deviantart.co.....rial-102294184
This is awesome.. the rules of style vs. anatomy, and a bit about proper critique..
got the link from
gearotter
This is awesome.. the rules of style vs. anatomy, and a bit about proper critique..
got the link from
gearotterNot surprising
Posted 16 years agoI'm a performer.. LOL
Stolen from
hexaod
It's quick and easy for a personality test.. pretty nifty
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanb.....ke/index.shtml
Results
Your answers suggest you are a Performer
The four aspects that make up this personality type are:
-Spontaneous
-Facts
-Hearts
-Extrovert
Summary of Performers
* Love fun, people and the world around them
* Prefer hands-on learning to reading a book
* Think of themselves as enthusiastic, sociable or sensitive
* May forget about commitments because they're having so much fun
More about Performers
For the Performers, people and the exciting world around them come before rules and routines. This group believes you can get work done efficiently and have fun at the same time. Others are naturally drawn to the Performers' outgoing nature and enjoyment of life.
Performers are most likely to say they dislike reading travel books, according to a UK survey.
Performers are good at reading people and figuring out what their needs are. They don't believe in making plans and are confident that they can handle whatever comes their way. These skills allow Performers to quickly motivate others.
In situations where they can't use their talents or are unappreciated, Performers may become distracted, fail to accept or meet deadlines, or take criticism too personally. Under extreme stress, Performers can be overwhelmed by thinking of all the things that could possibly go wrong.
Performers may live for the moment and forget the consequences of their actions.
Performer Careers
Performers are drawn to careers that require people skills and attention to detail.
It's important to remember that no survey can predict personality type with 100 percent accuracy. Experts say that we should use personality type to better understand ourselves and others, but shouldn't feel restricted by our results
Stolen from
hexaodIt's quick and easy for a personality test.. pretty nifty
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanb.....ke/index.shtml
Results
Your answers suggest you are a Performer
The four aspects that make up this personality type are:
-Spontaneous
-Facts
-Hearts
-Extrovert
Summary of Performers
* Love fun, people and the world around them
* Prefer hands-on learning to reading a book
* Think of themselves as enthusiastic, sociable or sensitive
* May forget about commitments because they're having so much fun
More about Performers
For the Performers, people and the exciting world around them come before rules and routines. This group believes you can get work done efficiently and have fun at the same time. Others are naturally drawn to the Performers' outgoing nature and enjoyment of life.
Performers are most likely to say they dislike reading travel books, according to a UK survey.
Performers are good at reading people and figuring out what their needs are. They don't believe in making plans and are confident that they can handle whatever comes their way. These skills allow Performers to quickly motivate others.
In situations where they can't use their talents or are unappreciated, Performers may become distracted, fail to accept or meet deadlines, or take criticism too personally. Under extreme stress, Performers can be overwhelmed by thinking of all the things that could possibly go wrong.
Performers may live for the moment and forget the consequences of their actions.
Performer Careers
Performers are drawn to careers that require people skills and attention to detail.
It's important to remember that no survey can predict personality type with 100 percent accuracy. Experts say that we should use personality type to better understand ourselves and others, but shouldn't feel restricted by our results
It's a good article
Posted 16 years agoYeah.. another article about furries.. but this is one seems more accurate to me (still skewed, but in our favor instead)
http://www.hartfordadvocate.com/art.....e.cfm?aid=3873
http://www.hartfordadvocate.com/art.....e.cfm?aid=3873
Remember Reboot??
Posted 16 years agoDogs are like wine enthusiasts
Posted 16 years agoSmoking is GAY
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.theonion.com/content/vid.....urce=a-section
Sometimes the Onion is lame, sometimes I *love* it
This is one of those times that I love it
Sometimes the Onion is lame, sometimes I *love* it
This is one of those times that I love it
If you were a ______, what would you be??
Posted 16 years agoIf you were a _______, what would you be?
1. Kitchen appliance - Can opener, I could piss people off ALL the time..
2. Salty snack - Cheddar Ruffles
3. Body part - Clit, just here for the pleasure
4. Farm animal - Horse
5. Planet in our solar system - Jupiter, sooo huge!!
6. Internet meme - I wouldn't
7. Spice or herb - Garlic, MMMmmmm
8. Thing that starts with M - Male, that's a proper answer, yeah?
9. Article of clothing - Hat, cuz they're so cool
10. Pudding flavor - Tapioca
11. Natural disaster - Wildfire
12. Color - RED
14. Type of building - Family Home
15. Flammable substance - Alcohol
16. Something in a lunchbox - Fruit Roll-Up
17. Sea creature - Does a sea otter count?
18. Geometric shape - Rhombus, all the sides are the same, but there's just something "off" about the angles
19. Time of day - Sunrise
20. Electronic device - Computer, so much pronz, so little time
21. Reason for being late - Exploding ninjas blew up my house
22. Vegetable - Spinach
23. Element - Tungsten, its abbreviation is W.. wtf is up with that??
24. Dessert - Fresh homemade brownies
25. Historical event - The death of Christ, how epic would that be?
26. Two-digit number - 88
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Horse of a diff color
28. Item in a freezer - Ice cream, DUH
29. Torture device - Feather
30. Disease - Leukemia
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Blood
32. Mexican dish - Quesadilla, mmm cheesey
33. Something slimy - Female jizz
34. FA emoticon - The evil one..
35. Sandwich - Fried peanut butter and banana
1. Kitchen appliance - Can opener, I could piss people off ALL the time..
2. Salty snack - Cheddar Ruffles
3. Body part - Clit, just here for the pleasure
4. Farm animal - Horse
5. Planet in our solar system - Jupiter, sooo huge!!
6. Internet meme - I wouldn't
7. Spice or herb - Garlic, MMMmmmm
8. Thing that starts with M - Male, that's a proper answer, yeah?
9. Article of clothing - Hat, cuz they're so cool
10. Pudding flavor - Tapioca
11. Natural disaster - Wildfire
12. Color - RED
14. Type of building - Family Home
15. Flammable substance - Alcohol
16. Something in a lunchbox - Fruit Roll-Up
17. Sea creature - Does a sea otter count?
18. Geometric shape - Rhombus, all the sides are the same, but there's just something "off" about the angles
19. Time of day - Sunrise
20. Electronic device - Computer, so much pronz, so little time
21. Reason for being late - Exploding ninjas blew up my house
22. Vegetable - Spinach
23. Element - Tungsten, its abbreviation is W.. wtf is up with that??
24. Dessert - Fresh homemade brownies
25. Historical event - The death of Christ, how epic would that be?
26. Two-digit number - 88
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Horse of a diff color
28. Item in a freezer - Ice cream, DUH
29. Torture device - Feather
30. Disease - Leukemia
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Blood
32. Mexican dish - Quesadilla, mmm cheesey
33. Something slimy - Female jizz
34. FA emoticon - The evil one..
35. Sandwich - Fried peanut butter and banana
OH MY GOD...
Posted 16 years agoWhy not?
Posted 16 years agoWake up call
Posted 16 years agox-posted from LJ
I've had quite the night of unexpected deep conversations, most of which was with the same person. I think I'm going need to take today to digest.. Shit, I haven't even slept yet.
I don't know what this changes about me, my choices, and my actions. I don't know what this changes about my friends and other relationships. That's a lie, I know what it changes, I just don't know how many it will change. I'm glad that my growth spurt for the year hasn't ended. This is some major shit for me. At least I can see it for what it is, and not waste precious time denying it.
Although, I will say that the person was off about some of the details, but they got the main idea of it completely correct. I could've made excuses, and argued, and explained until I was blue in the face. But, I'd be lying. The only worse than intentionally lying to another is lying to yourself.
There's nothing quite like the feeling of an ego earthquake.. Definitely unexpected, but thoroughly welcomed. I am so lucky to have people in my life that genuinely care about me enough to tell me exactly what they think. Even if it means me potentially getting offended or angry at them for it. I'm sure some people would fight it, curse it, and throw a tantrum. But I'd rather see it for what it is, a blessing. A chance to grow, to evolve.
"I still only travel by foot and by foot it's a slow climb
But I'm good at being uncomfortable so I can't stop changing all the time"
-Fiona Apple from "Extraordinary Machine"
I've had quite the night of unexpected deep conversations, most of which was with the same person. I think I'm going need to take today to digest.. Shit, I haven't even slept yet.
I don't know what this changes about me, my choices, and my actions. I don't know what this changes about my friends and other relationships. That's a lie, I know what it changes, I just don't know how many it will change. I'm glad that my growth spurt for the year hasn't ended. This is some major shit for me. At least I can see it for what it is, and not waste precious time denying it.
Although, I will say that the person was off about some of the details, but they got the main idea of it completely correct. I could've made excuses, and argued, and explained until I was blue in the face. But, I'd be lying. The only worse than intentionally lying to another is lying to yourself.
There's nothing quite like the feeling of an ego earthquake.. Definitely unexpected, but thoroughly welcomed. I am so lucky to have people in my life that genuinely care about me enough to tell me exactly what they think. Even if it means me potentially getting offended or angry at them for it. I'm sure some people would fight it, curse it, and throw a tantrum. But I'd rather see it for what it is, a blessing. A chance to grow, to evolve.
"I still only travel by foot and by foot it's a slow climb
But I'm good at being uncomfortable so I can't stop changing all the time"
-Fiona Apple from "Extraordinary Machine"
Interesting..
Posted 16 years agosome nifty photographs.. worth at least a look
http://haha.nu/creative/creative-ph.....y-chema-madoz/
http://haha.nu/creative/creative-ph.....y-chema-madoz/
Hmm..
Posted 16 years agoThinking too much is definitely NOT a good thing..
Mine is in overdrive, and not just with one thing, but with lots of things tonight.. Shit sucks, and I know I should be in bed, but instead I'm up doing dishes and wishing I had something else to distract me..
Mine is in overdrive, and not just with one thing, but with lots of things tonight.. Shit sucks, and I know I should be in bed, but instead I'm up doing dishes and wishing I had something else to distract me..
Random thoughts.. LOL
Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
coffinberry who stole it from FB
Random Thoughts of the Day:
1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
4. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
6. That's enough, Nickelback.
7. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
8. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
9. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
10. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
11. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*ck was going on when I first saw it.
12. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
13. The other night I hit a new low at an open bar. I had already hopped on highway blackout when, inevitably I had to find a bathroom. Eventually I decided it was probably on the other side of the bar so I tried to walk over there, but ran into a guy coming the other way. We played that, Both go left, Both go right game to no avail, so I finally put out my hand to guide myself past and that's is when I realized, yup, that's a mirror I just tried to walk through. And the guy on the other side is me. Even cats can recognize their own image.
14. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
15. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
16. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
17. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
18. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
19. Was learning cursive really necessary?
20. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
21. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
22. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
23. My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.
24. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when a n entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
27. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
28. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
29. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
30. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
31. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
32. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
33. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
34. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."
35. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
36. Bad decisions make good stories
37. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
38. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
39. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
40. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem...
41. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
42. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
43. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
44. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
45. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
46. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
47. While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.
48. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
49. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
50. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
51. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
52. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
53. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
54. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
55. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
56. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
57. I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
58. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
59. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
60. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
61. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
62. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
63. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
64. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
65. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
coffinberry who stole it from FBRandom Thoughts of the Day:
1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
4. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
6. That's enough, Nickelback.
7. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
8. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
9. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
10. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
11. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*ck was going on when I first saw it.
12. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
13. The other night I hit a new low at an open bar. I had already hopped on highway blackout when, inevitably I had to find a bathroom. Eventually I decided it was probably on the other side of the bar so I tried to walk over there, but ran into a guy coming the other way. We played that, Both go left, Both go right game to no avail, so I finally put out my hand to guide myself past and that's is when I realized, yup, that's a mirror I just tried to walk through. And the guy on the other side is me. Even cats can recognize their own image.
14. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
15. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
16. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
17. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
18. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
19. Was learning cursive really necessary?
20. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
21. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
22. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
23. My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.
24. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when a n entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
27. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
28. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
29. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
30. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
31. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
32. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
33. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
34. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."
35. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
36. Bad decisions make good stories
37. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
38. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
39. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
40. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem...
41. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
42. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
43. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
44. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
45. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
46. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
47. While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.
48. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
49. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
50. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
51. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
52. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
53. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
54. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
55. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
56. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
57. I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
58. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
59. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
60. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
61. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
62. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
63. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
64. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
65. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
I Want You (She's So Heavy) - Beatles
Posted 16 years agoDefinitely an exercise in the eclecticity (totally NOT a real word) of my music tastes...
Meh, I was tagged
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Winamp, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Wait And Bleed - Slipknot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0hJEno6qOo
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
The End - My Chemical Romance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxkTO7qk4c
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
What I Got - Sublime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sal-bp_ciC4
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Masquerade - Phantom Of The Opera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxKjDUrmecA
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Robot Rock - Daft Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4rhX6iB-2o
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Falling Jimmy - Maximum The Hormone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsTc7eSAhP0
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Eurotrash - Dropkick Murphy's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmxUsb18nWc
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Nan, You're A Window Shopper - Lily Allen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DHwDFvbtIc
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkJNyQfAprY
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Welcome To The Machine - Pink Floyd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB_2oIKUVks
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTcPIAewhMg
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Play The Game - Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnAZTItYxUQ
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Jungle Love - Steve Miller Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQiG5UPk5PU
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hit 'Em Up Style - Blu Cantrell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chmnh3D4r6g
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Littlest Things - Lily Allen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw9wE1nutc4
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Liberate - Slipknot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ylA-_z1GIA
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
One More Time - Daft Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBh.....p;feature=fvst
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
A-W-E-S-O-M-E - Reel Big Fish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIpZBO04T-w
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Everybody's Fool - Evanescence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3GytB6kySE
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Cow Girl - Bambee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4lFNCLK4_4
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Lost Vikings - Dethklok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXOKRSGFqo
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I Want You (She's So Heavy) - Beatles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne6ZZTfiQAw
I don't tag anyone, if someone wants to do this, they can..
Meh, I was tagged
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Winamp, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Wait And Bleed - Slipknot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0hJEno6qOo
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
The End - My Chemical Romance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxkTO7qk4c
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
What I Got - Sublime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sal-bp_ciC4
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Masquerade - Phantom Of The Opera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxKjDUrmecA
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Robot Rock - Daft Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4rhX6iB-2o
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Falling Jimmy - Maximum The Hormone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsTc7eSAhP0
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Eurotrash - Dropkick Murphy's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmxUsb18nWc
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Nan, You're A Window Shopper - Lily Allen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DHwDFvbtIc
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkJNyQfAprY
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Welcome To The Machine - Pink Floyd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB_2oIKUVks
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTcPIAewhMg
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Play The Game - Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnAZTItYxUQ
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Jungle Love - Steve Miller Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQiG5UPk5PU
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hit 'Em Up Style - Blu Cantrell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chmnh3D4r6g
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Littlest Things - Lily Allen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw9wE1nutc4
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Liberate - Slipknot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ylA-_z1GIA
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
One More Time - Daft Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBh.....p;feature=fvst
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
A-W-E-S-O-M-E - Reel Big Fish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIpZBO04T-w
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Everybody's Fool - Evanescence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3GytB6kySE
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Cow Girl - Bambee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4lFNCLK4_4
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Lost Vikings - Dethklok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXOKRSGFqo
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I Want You (She's So Heavy) - Beatles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne6ZZTfiQAw
I don't tag anyone, if someone wants to do this, they can..
Enneagram Personality Something or Other
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.enneagraminstitute.com/quest.asp
So.. yeah.. I think I'm both a 7 and an 8, which you're really not supposed to be, I think
But, they both fit me really well.. so we'll go with it
EDIT:How about the 7 is the otter side and the 8 is the hyena.. lol
So.. yeah.. I think I'm both a 7 and an 8, which you're really not supposed to be, I think
But, they both fit me really well.. so we'll go with it
EDIT:How about the 7 is the otter side and the 8 is the hyena.. lol
Really nifty
Posted 16 years agoSo this guy on here 
tedursus does chain mail, and has created a blank sheet for designing chainmail badges...
The pattern can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2670606
And the color list is here: http://theringlord.com/images/produ.....AAColorsLG.jpg
If commissioners by your design you get a 15% cut of the profits.. you get to have fun and make a design, and maybe even get some money
Original Post is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/896029/
tedursus does chain mail, and has created a blank sheet for designing chainmail badges...The pattern can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2670606
And the color list is here: http://theringlord.com/images/produ.....AAColorsLG.jpg
If commissioners by your design you get a 15% cut of the profits.. you get to have fun and make a design, and maybe even get some money
Original Post is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/896029/
Babies (cross posted from LJ)
Posted 16 years agoBell has been staying with me since Sunday again, with her beautiful baby boy, Avery. Every time I'm around him, he brings out this side of me. I've fallen madly in love with this tiny little creature, even when he's crying, being cranky, and when he smiles, my heart melts. It's kind of amazing how much something so little has affected me so much.
I went through a long phase where I was pretty sure that I didn't want to have kids, like, ever. Now that I've been around this one though, I'm thinking that that has changed. I think that it's directly related to helping Bell take care of him. After Avery goes to bed at night I'm left with a particular sense of satisfaction. Even his tears are just another amazing aspect of him. So yeah, I think that I want kids, at some point, and that it will probably be the most amazing adventure of my life.
I went through a long phase where I was pretty sure that I didn't want to have kids, like, ever. Now that I've been around this one though, I'm thinking that that has changed. I think that it's directly related to helping Bell take care of him. After Avery goes to bed at night I'm left with a particular sense of satisfaction. Even his tears are just another amazing aspect of him. So yeah, I think that I want kids, at some point, and that it will probably be the most amazing adventure of my life.
Last night
Posted 16 years ago~Cross posted from LJ~
It rocked. Got to hang out at Havoc's house while his parents randomly through a kegger for about 30 of their best friends. AND, Nate n Tiggy were there, so I got to see them (<333) Jello shots were had, then shrooms were had, then adventures were had. Peaked in Havoc's bedroom surrounded by pics of wolves, followed by chilling in the dark on his couch in his living room, his family not thinking it was that strange.. lol
Did I mention that I love havoc's family? Great convos were had between me n Havoc's bro Ryan, and then I had a great convo with this dude named Kibble.. cool dude..
I got to have awesome cuddles with some great friends, and touchy feely furfaggotry
It rocked. Got to hang out at Havoc's house while his parents randomly through a kegger for about 30 of their best friends. AND, Nate n Tiggy were there, so I got to see them (<333) Jello shots were had, then shrooms were had, then adventures were had. Peaked in Havoc's bedroom surrounded by pics of wolves, followed by chilling in the dark on his couch in his living room, his family not thinking it was that strange.. lol
Did I mention that I love havoc's family? Great convos were had between me n Havoc's bro Ryan, and then I had a great convo with this dude named Kibble.. cool dude..
I got to have awesome cuddles with some great friends, and touchy feely furfaggotry
PLZ just check out this link
Posted 16 years agoGirl Meme...
Posted 16 years agoStolen from ![[NPC]AppleJack-](//a.furaffinity.net/20251022/[npc]applejack-.gif "[NPC]AppleJack-")
[NPC]AppleJack-
ANSWER COMPLETELY
ANSWER HONESTLY
Then Tag a few friends.
1) When did you start your period?
I was 11.. in between 5th and 6th grade
2) When did you lose your virginity?
I was 14
3) How often do you masturbate?
As often as I want to, as little as once a month, as much as 6x a day.. and how often I have sex doesn't really affect this either
4) When did you have your first orgasm?
I was 16.. had a playboy, a vibe and was in my boyfriend's bedroom
5) What's your favorite sex position?
Probably doggy, but I do love certain things about all of them
6) How did you know that HE was the ONE to take your innocence?
He really shouldn't have been, but some ppl were young and stupid, and lacked self-esteem
7) How big are your boobs?
36DD, but they might be shrinking.. (been losing weight)
8) How much do you weigh?
About 160
9) Have you had a child?
Nope *crosses fingers* I'd like to keep it that way for a while
10) Do you have any sex toys?
A hyena and a glow in the dark green vibe
11) Anal?
Maybe with the right person, that's a sensitive subject
12) If you could, would you have more than one partner in bed with you?
You mean again? Yes plz
13) You ever had a lesbian lover?
MmmmmhhMMMmmm
14) Would you ever go back to your ex?
No, we broke up for a reason
15) Have you ever had a dream that you were having sex with another person other than your significant other?
Nope
![[NPC]AppleJack-](http://a.furaffinity.net/20251022/[npc]applejack-.gif "[NPC]AppleJack-")
[NPC]AppleJack-ANSWER COMPLETELY
ANSWER HONESTLY
Then Tag a few friends.
1) When did you start your period?
I was 11.. in between 5th and 6th grade
2) When did you lose your virginity?
I was 14
3) How often do you masturbate?
As often as I want to, as little as once a month, as much as 6x a day.. and how often I have sex doesn't really affect this either
4) When did you have your first orgasm?
I was 16.. had a playboy, a vibe and was in my boyfriend's bedroom
5) What's your favorite sex position?
Probably doggy, but I do love certain things about all of them
6) How did you know that HE was the ONE to take your innocence?
He really shouldn't have been, but some ppl were young and stupid, and lacked self-esteem
7) How big are your boobs?
36DD, but they might be shrinking.. (been losing weight)
8) How much do you weigh?
About 160
9) Have you had a child?
Nope *crosses fingers* I'd like to keep it that way for a while
10) Do you have any sex toys?
A hyena and a glow in the dark green vibe
11) Anal?
Maybe with the right person, that's a sensitive subject
12) If you could, would you have more than one partner in bed with you?
You mean again? Yes plz
13) You ever had a lesbian lover?
MmmmmhhMMMmmm
14) Would you ever go back to your ex?
No, we broke up for a reason
15) Have you ever had a dream that you were having sex with another person other than your significant other?
Nope
