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Why I hate Michigan
Posted 16 years agoHow the fuck is it cold AND humid?
GrrrRRRRrrrr
Rode my bike home from school, my face is red from the bike ride, and my legs are red from the cold..
How can you be sweaty and freezing at the same time in the middle of july?!?!
But, I'm going to miss the fuck out of this place
*Le Sigh*
GrrrRRRRrrrr
Rode my bike home from school, my face is red from the bike ride, and my legs are red from the cold..
How can you be sweaty and freezing at the same time in the middle of july?!?!
But, I'm going to miss the fuck out of this place
*Le Sigh*
Masogyny
Posted 16 years agoWhy ever female needs a vibrator
Posted 16 years agoReading Between The Lines
Posted 16 years agoYeah, so I have comp I, and the teacher I have is so made of awesome and win. I wrote an essay, and I actually like it. She helped me find a starting point, and to pick a topic that I needed to write about at the time.
So, check it out
http://originalisme.livejournal.com.....tml?mode=reply
So, check it out
http://originalisme.livejournal.com.....tml?mode=reply
One question
Posted 16 years agoI'm bored, tired, and figured why the hell not..
Ask me any question, and I'll answer honestly, any one question
(stolen from a few people)
Ask me any question, and I'll answer honestly, any one question
(stolen from a few people)
Very Important Question
Posted 16 years agoDo you pee in the shower? (Y/N)
Holy Mosaic!!!
Posted 16 years agoJust click until you zoom in all the way.. then zoom out..
Yeah
http://www.andreaplanet.com/mosaic/starrynight/
Yeah
http://www.andreaplanet.com/mosaic/starrynight/
I'm 100% insane (true story)
Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
Hexaod
[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a blond
TOTAL: 5
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 9
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 12
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 17
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 21
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um”
[X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 25
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
Say NO to therapy! =D
Hexaod[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a blond
TOTAL: 5
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 9
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 12
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 17
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 21
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um”
[X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 25
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
Say NO to therapy! =D
MOVING!!!!
Posted 16 years agoTo Arizona.. Yep, it's definitely official enough for me to announce it..
Going to be staying with a really awesome friend
TriadFox
Seriously guys, you have no clue how excited I am. I think we both turned into little kids the other day when we were chatting.
I've lived in Michigan my whole damn life, I'm looking forward to getting to live in another landscape, and with a great person
WOO!!
Going to be staying with a really awesome friend
TriadFoxSeriously guys, you have no clue how excited I am. I think we both turned into little kids the other day when we were chatting.
I've lived in Michigan my whole damn life, I'm looking forward to getting to live in another landscape, and with a great person
WOO!!
EXCITED
Posted 16 years agoCuz I have Adobe Master Suite CS3 (yes the WHOLE thing)
A shit ton of programs I'll never use.. and a few that I can't wait to dig into..
Oh, and I'm probably gonna have a hard copy of the disk.. and that's for free too (it pays to go to a technical college with lots of smart teachers)
A shit ton of programs I'll never use.. and a few that I can't wait to dig into..
Oh, and I'm probably gonna have a hard copy of the disk.. and that's for free too (it pays to go to a technical college with lots of smart teachers)
For anyone that cares
Posted 16 years agoI'm single,
my mate was a coward, and couldn't tell me the real reason he broke up with me. Fucking pussies, should faced me like a man.. *EDIT* apparently he did tell me the real reason, he just neglected to tell me that he started dating someone else... apparently, she's supportive in a diff way.. apparently, note the fact that I'm not convinced.. I personally think he's using her while he's gone.. for support, and will continue to think so, unless he can change my mind (which I doubt) /*EDIT*
It's really sad when you're twice the man that you're dating.
Fuck that shit. Fuck him. (only I'm really not upset about me n him not together, which is lulz)
Just thought I'd share, and explain a bit..
*EDIT* SO, he admitted everything, even though he didn't have much of a choice, but, he's answering all my questions, which is the only reason I'm gonna still talk to him. He wants a serious relationship in the future, HA
He lost all respect when he lied to me like that... He'd have to be a miracle worker for me to ever date him again.
The thing about me being friends with a guy before I date them, is that I'm a lot more forgiving of friends' trangressions, rather than boyfriends. So, he can get forgiveness as a friend, but not as a boyfriend. Oh, and he's still a pussy
my mate was a coward, and couldn't tell me the real reason he broke up with me. Fucking pussies, should faced me like a man.. *EDIT* apparently he did tell me the real reason, he just neglected to tell me that he started dating someone else... apparently, she's supportive in a diff way.. apparently, note the fact that I'm not convinced.. I personally think he's using her while he's gone.. for support, and will continue to think so, unless he can change my mind (which I doubt) /*EDIT*
It's really sad when you're twice the man that you're dating.
Fuck that shit. Fuck him. (only I'm really not upset about me n him not together, which is lulz)
Just thought I'd share, and explain a bit..
*EDIT* SO, he admitted everything, even though he didn't have much of a choice, but, he's answering all my questions, which is the only reason I'm gonna still talk to him. He wants a serious relationship in the future, HA
He lost all respect when he lied to me like that... He'd have to be a miracle worker for me to ever date him again.
The thing about me being friends with a guy before I date them, is that I'm a lot more forgiving of friends' trangressions, rather than boyfriends. So, he can get forgiveness as a friend, but not as a boyfriend. Oh, and he's still a pussy
Sorry I dissappeared
Posted 16 years agoGot locked out of my FA account cuz passwords got jacked.. n didn't have an email addy attached to my account..
never fear i'm back now, and i have to go through my stack of submissions.. lol
never fear i'm back now, and i have to go through my stack of submissions.. lol
Why Otters giving head need leashes
Posted 16 years agoMy homie romper drew this up.. he has mad skillz, and it's TRUE. (ok, maybe not, but, you know)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2397601/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2397610/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/239...../#cid:17553041
Thought I'd share
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2397601/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2397610/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/239...../#cid:17553041
Thought I'd share
Random Meme
Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
40ozHyena
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — A little more that that
Been arrested? — Nope
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Maybe. I don remember
Slept in until 5 PM? -- For sure
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes, I was sick and at school
Held a snake? — Yep
Ran a red light? — Yes, to beat the guys back to the house
Been suspended from school? — In 6th grade
Experienced love at first sight? — No
Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — Naw
Sung karaoke? — No, but I should
Pointed a gun at someone? — No, but I should
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Who hasn't?
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Who hasn't
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yeah
Kissed in the rain? — Yes, it was beautiful
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — One
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yup
Smoked a cigar? — Yep.. mmmm
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes, it's the best
Smuggled something into another country? — Yeah, it was a whole person (
kawazuawazili).
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? -- Nope
Broken a bone? — One
Skipped school? — LoL.. more than once
Eaten a bug? — Yep
Sleepwalked? — Not that I'm aware of
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Umm, I don't think so
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yeah, but not driven one
Dumped someone? — Yep.
Forgotten your anniversary? — Not a major one
Lied to avoid a ticket? — You better believe it
Ridden in a helicopter? — Nope
Shaved your head? — Yes (I miss my hawk)
Blacked out from drinking? — Yep, went to big boy's
Played a prank on someone? — Oh yes
Hit a home run? — No
Felt like killing someone? — All the time
Cross-dressed? — I guess so.. I mean, I wear men's clothes and have worn boxers esfor underwear
Been falling-down drunk? — *grins*
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes.
Eaten snake? — I'd like to
Marched/Protested? — Sadly, no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Nope
Puked on an amusement ride? — Hell no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yep
Knitted? — Yeah, but I like to crochet more
Been on TV? — Not that I know of
Shot a gun? — Hell yes
Skinny-dipped? — No, unfortunately
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole Habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Hell yes
Had surgery? — Technically
Streaked? — I'll get right on that
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Nope
Tripped on mushrooms? — Hell yeah
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yep, there's a screencap of it
Peed on a bush? — Not yet
Donated Blood? — Yes
Grabbed electric fence? — Nope
Eaten alligator meat? — Nope
Eaten cheesecake? — Ya, I don't really like it
Killed an animal when not hunting? -- No
Peed your pants in public? — Sorta
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yep
Written graffiti? — Naw
Still love someone you shouldn't? — I don't believe that's possible (unless you're a pedo)
Think about the future? — Too much
Been in handcuffs? — =^-^=
Believe in love? — A few times
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yeah, the middle
40ozHyenaKissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — A little more that that
Been arrested? — Nope
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Maybe. I don remember
Slept in until 5 PM? -- For sure
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes, I was sick and at school
Held a snake? — Yep
Ran a red light? — Yes, to beat the guys back to the house
Been suspended from school? — In 6th grade
Experienced love at first sight? — No
Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — Naw
Sung karaoke? — No, but I should
Pointed a gun at someone? — No, but I should
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Who hasn't?
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Who hasn't
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yeah
Kissed in the rain? — Yes, it was beautiful
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — One
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yup
Smoked a cigar? — Yep.. mmmm
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes, it's the best
Smuggled something into another country? — Yeah, it was a whole person (
kawazuawazili).Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? -- Nope
Broken a bone? — One
Skipped school? — LoL.. more than once
Eaten a bug? — Yep
Sleepwalked? — Not that I'm aware of
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Umm, I don't think so
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yeah, but not driven one
Dumped someone? — Yep.
Forgotten your anniversary? — Not a major one
Lied to avoid a ticket? — You better believe it
Ridden in a helicopter? — Nope
Shaved your head? — Yes (I miss my hawk)
Blacked out from drinking? — Yep, went to big boy's
Played a prank on someone? — Oh yes
Hit a home run? — No
Felt like killing someone? — All the time
Cross-dressed? — I guess so.. I mean, I wear men's clothes and have worn boxers esfor underwear
Been falling-down drunk? — *grins*
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes.
Eaten snake? — I'd like to
Marched/Protested? — Sadly, no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Nope
Puked on an amusement ride? — Hell no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yep
Knitted? — Yeah, but I like to crochet more
Been on TV? — Not that I know of
Shot a gun? — Hell yes
Skinny-dipped? — No, unfortunately
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole Habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Hell yes
Had surgery? — Technically
Streaked? — I'll get right on that
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Nope
Tripped on mushrooms? — Hell yeah
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yep, there's a screencap of it
Peed on a bush? — Not yet
Donated Blood? — Yes
Grabbed electric fence? — Nope
Eaten alligator meat? — Nope
Eaten cheesecake? — Ya, I don't really like it
Killed an animal when not hunting? -- No
Peed your pants in public? — Sorta
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yep
Written graffiti? — Naw
Still love someone you shouldn't? — I don't believe that's possible (unless you're a pedo)
Think about the future? — Too much
Been in handcuffs? — =^-^=
Believe in love? — A few times
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yeah, the middle
90's kid (only cuz it made me smile)
Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
onyxmetalworf
You remember watching:
[x] Kenan and Kel
[x] Doug
[x] Ren & Stimpy
[x] Pinky & the Brain (*knows the opening by heart xD*)
[x] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
[x] Rocko's Modern Life
[x] Animaniacs (same as Pinky and the Brain)
[x] Gargoyles (these were cool xD)
[x] Hey Arnold!
[x] Out of the Box
[x] Bear in the Big Blue House (It's still on I guess, my bro watches it)
[x] Beavis & Butt-Head
(They've forgotten a bunch of them)
[x] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
[x] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised...".
You remember:
[x] Step by Step
[x] Family Matters
[x] Dinosaurs (not the mama!!)
[x] Boy Meets World
[x] Full House
[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
When everything was settled by:
[x] "Rock/paper/scissors"
[x] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish"
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack" (we never used this to settle anything, but I still know it, the hand motions n all)
[x] When kickball was something you did everyday (and we played dodge ball in school, they don't anymore)
[x] You used to listen to the radio all day long
[x] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape (YES)
[x] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis
[x] You remember The Original Game Boy (The big one, heh)
[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos...but never taped anything funny
You remember watching:
[x] The Magic School Bus
[x] Wishbone
[x] Reading Rainbow
[ ] Ghostwriter.
[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool
[x] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books (what about ISpy?)
[x] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers (ZOMG WARHEADS)
You listen to:
[x] KoRn
[x] Tool
[x] Garbage
[x] Green Day (YAAAAAAY)
[ ] Clutch
[ ] Jesus Jones
[x] White Zombie
[x] Violent Femmes
[x] Beastie Boys
[x] Danzig
[x] Red Hot Chili Peppers
[x] Primus
[x] Slayer
[x] Pantera
[x] GWAR
[ ] Ministry
(well, that's biased towards rock)
You remember watching:
[x] Batman the Animated Series
[x] Aladdin
[x] Ninja Turtles
[x] Ghost Busters
[x] You remember Ring Pops
[x] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!"
[x] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players
[X] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them
[x] You played and/or collected Pogs (fuck yeah pogs)
[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went. (I totally got in trouble at school with mine)
You watched the original cartoons of:
[x] Rugrats
[x] Wild Thornberrys
[x] Power Rangers.
Ladies only
[x] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (not all, but that's only cuz my mom wouldn't buy them)
You collected:
[ ] Beanie Babies
[ ] Pokemon cards (Had over 9000, and I'm serious xD)
[ ] Carebears
[ ] Silver dollars
I don't collect stuff
You remember when:
[x] Everyone watched the WB
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by name
[x] Digimon was still on
Check these if:
[x] If you even know what an original Walkman is.
[x] You know the Macarena by heart (UGH)
[x] "Talk to the hand" (or paw xP)
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary
[x] Light up sneakers were cool (i had a pair of these! :D)
[x] You rented VHS tapes, not DVDs (I love tapes XD)
[x] Gas was $0.95 a gallon
[x] We recorded stuff on VCR
[x] You had slap bracelets (omg, totally forgot about these)
[x] You actually played outside until it was Dark
Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear...
Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times looking at this test
And if you remember at least half the stuff on here
onyxmetalworfYou remember watching:
[x] Kenan and Kel
[x] Doug
[x] Ren & Stimpy
[x] Pinky & the Brain (*knows the opening by heart xD*)
[x] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
[x] Rocko's Modern Life
[x] Animaniacs (same as Pinky and the Brain)
[x] Gargoyles (these were cool xD)
[x] Hey Arnold!
[x] Out of the Box
[x] Bear in the Big Blue House (It's still on I guess, my bro watches it)
[x] Beavis & Butt-Head
(They've forgotten a bunch of them)
[x] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
[x] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised...".
You remember:
[x] Step by Step
[x] Family Matters
[x] Dinosaurs (not the mama!!)
[x] Boy Meets World
[x] Full House
[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
When everything was settled by:
[x] "Rock/paper/scissors"
[x] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish"
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack" (we never used this to settle anything, but I still know it, the hand motions n all)
[x] When kickball was something you did everyday (and we played dodge ball in school, they don't anymore)
[x] You used to listen to the radio all day long
[x] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape (YES)
[x] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis
[x] You remember The Original Game Boy (The big one, heh)
[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos...but never taped anything funny
You remember watching:
[x] The Magic School Bus
[x] Wishbone
[x] Reading Rainbow
[ ] Ghostwriter.
[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool
[x] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books (what about ISpy?)
[x] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers (ZOMG WARHEADS)
You listen to:
[x] KoRn
[x] Tool
[x] Garbage
[x] Green Day (YAAAAAAY)
[ ] Clutch
[ ] Jesus Jones
[x] White Zombie
[x] Violent Femmes
[x] Beastie Boys
[x] Danzig
[x] Red Hot Chili Peppers
[x] Primus
[x] Slayer
[x] Pantera
[x] GWAR
[ ] Ministry
(well, that's biased towards rock)
You remember watching:
[x] Batman the Animated Series
[x] Aladdin
[x] Ninja Turtles
[x] Ghost Busters
[x] You remember Ring Pops
[x] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!"
[x] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players
[X] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them
[x] You played and/or collected Pogs (fuck yeah pogs)
[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went. (I totally got in trouble at school with mine)
You watched the original cartoons of:
[x] Rugrats
[x] Wild Thornberrys
[x] Power Rangers.
Ladies only
[x] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (not all, but that's only cuz my mom wouldn't buy them)
You collected:
[ ] Beanie Babies
[ ] Pokemon cards (Had over 9000, and I'm serious xD)
[ ] Carebears
[ ] Silver dollars
I don't collect stuff
You remember when:
[x] Everyone watched the WB
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by name
[x] Digimon was still on
Check these if:
[x] If you even know what an original Walkman is.
[x] You know the Macarena by heart (UGH)
[x] "Talk to the hand" (or paw xP)
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary
[x] Light up sneakers were cool (i had a pair of these! :D)
[x] You rented VHS tapes, not DVDs (I love tapes XD)
[x] Gas was $0.95 a gallon
[x] We recorded stuff on VCR
[x] You had slap bracelets (omg, totally forgot about these)
[x] You actually played outside until it was Dark
Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear...
Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times looking at this test
And if you remember at least half the stuff on here
Commissions?
Posted 16 years agoI was thinking about opening up for commissions (officially), but I don't know if I'd have anyone who'd want one from me...
I think I would use this as con money, which would possibly allow me to go to AC
I think I would use this as con money, which would possibly allow me to go to AC
Elemental quiz
Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
nightstride
.:FIRE:.
[ ] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[x] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 8
.:WATER:.
[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[ ] You like to go to the beach.
[x] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[ ] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous.
Total: 5
.:EARTH:.
[ ] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[ ] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[x] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5
.:AIR:.
[x] You have a free spirit.
[ ] You hate rules.
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ ] You wish you could fly.
Total: 8
.:DARKNESS:.
[ ] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[ ] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[ ] You don't talk much.
[ ] You are atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules.
Total: 5
.:LIGHT:.
[ ] You are very polite.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[x] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[x] Everyone loves to be around you.
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 3
Apparently I'm Fire/Air..
According to my actual astrology (yes, there's a lot more than the one sign you read in the newspaper)
My sun sign is Fire (aries) but the rest of my chart has a lot of Earth (mostly capricorn) Maybe that's why I have a lot of air qualities (earth+fire=?)
OR, this could just be some silly quiz some random person made up.. btw, who makes this things anyways?
nightstride.:FIRE:.
[ ] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[x] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 8
.:WATER:.
[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[ ] You like to go to the beach.
[x] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[ ] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous.
Total: 5
.:EARTH:.
[ ] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[ ] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[x] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5
.:AIR:.
[x] You have a free spirit.
[ ] You hate rules.
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ ] You wish you could fly.
Total: 8
.:DARKNESS:.
[ ] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[ ] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[ ] You don't talk much.
[ ] You are atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules.
Total: 5
.:LIGHT:.
[ ] You are very polite.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[x] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[x] Everyone loves to be around you.
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 3
Apparently I'm Fire/Air..
According to my actual astrology (yes, there's a lot more than the one sign you read in the newspaper)
My sun sign is Fire (aries) but the rest of my chart has a lot of Earth (mostly capricorn) Maybe that's why I have a lot of air qualities (earth+fire=?)
OR, this could just be some silly quiz some random person made up.. btw, who makes this things anyways?
I'm 21, but I act 26!!! (apparently...)
Posted 16 years agoHOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[X] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[X] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 26
*** Repost this with the subject as: I'm (real age here) but I act (score here):
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[X] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[X] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 26
*** Repost this with the subject as: I'm (real age here) but I act (score here):
Suburban Legends
Posted 16 years agoBright Spring Morning
The time is right to begin
Lets get going once again
For once in your life just let go
I'm getting sick of everything
Tired of what the next day brings
What I need is for you to follow my lead
The sun is shinning bright outside
I think I'll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Lets run away from here for good
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us
Go roll down the window
Go crank up that radio
Lets drive until we hit the sky
It's not about where we will go
Lets start living life before we die
If you want you can stay
But you'll regret the day
That you didn't follow your dreams
Imagine the wind in your hair
Blowing away all of your cares
So take my hand lets plan never to look back.
The sun is shinning bright outside
I think I'll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Lets run away from here for good
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us
Go roll down the window
Go crank up that radio
Lets drive until we hit the sky
It's not about where we will go
Lets start living life before we die
True, it's all in my dreams
Yeah
You are all in my dreams
Yeah
What I need is a long holiday
What I need is to get away..
From here for good tonight
Lets fly away tonight
On this bright spring morning
Send our spirits soaring
Now is the time
The sun is shinning bright outside
I think I'll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Lets run away from here for good
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us
Go roll down the window
Go crank up that radio
Lets drive until we hit the sky
It's not about where we will go
Lets start living life before we die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJqXzBlfNsk
The time is right to begin
Lets get going once again
For once in your life just let go
I'm getting sick of everything
Tired of what the next day brings
What I need is for you to follow my lead
The sun is shinning bright outside
I think I'll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Lets run away from here for good
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us
Go roll down the window
Go crank up that radio
Lets drive until we hit the sky
It's not about where we will go
Lets start living life before we die
If you want you can stay
But you'll regret the day
That you didn't follow your dreams
Imagine the wind in your hair
Blowing away all of your cares
So take my hand lets plan never to look back.
The sun is shinning bright outside
I think I'll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Lets run away from here for good
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us
Go roll down the window
Go crank up that radio
Lets drive until we hit the sky
It's not about where we will go
Lets start living life before we die
True, it's all in my dreams
Yeah
You are all in my dreams
Yeah
What I need is a long holiday
What I need is to get away..
From here for good tonight
Lets fly away tonight
On this bright spring morning
Send our spirits soaring
Now is the time
The sun is shinning bright outside
I think I'll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Lets run away from here for good
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us
Go roll down the window
Go crank up that radio
Lets drive until we hit the sky
It's not about where we will go
Lets start living life before we die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJqXzBlfNsk
Great Animal REF site
Posted 16 years agoI just thought artists might find this a useful site, it has a ton of bird species, but also a fair amount of mammals, rodents, and primates.. it might end up being very useful as they're also free game for art (the site says so right at the top)
http://animalphotos.info/a/
http://animalphotos.info/a/
If you're going through Hell
Posted 16 years agoWell you know those times when you feel like
There's a sign there on your back
That says I don't mind if you kick me, seems like everybody has
Things go from bad to worse
You think it can't get worse than that
And then they do
You step off the straight and narrow
And you don't know where you are
Used the needle of your compass, to sew up your broken heart
Ask directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam
And she lies to you
That's when you learn the truth
If you're goin' through hell keep on going
Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
I've been deep down in that darkness
I've been down to my last match
Felt a hundred different deamons breathin' fire down my back
And I knew that if I stumbled I'd fall right into the trap
That they were layin'
But the good news is there's angels everywhere out on the street
Holdin' out a hand to pull you back up on your feet
The one's that you've been draggin' for so long
You're on your knees might as well be prayin'
Guess what I'm sayin'
If you're goin' through hell keep on going
Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
If you're goin' through hell keep on going
Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
When you're goin' through hell keep on movin'
Face that fire walk right through it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
If you're goin' through hell keep on going
Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
When you're goin' through hell keep on movin'
Face that fire walk right through it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
There's a sign there on your back
That says I don't mind if you kick me, seems like everybody has
Things go from bad to worse
You think it can't get worse than that
And then they do
You step off the straight and narrow
And you don't know where you are
Used the needle of your compass, to sew up your broken heart
Ask directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam
And she lies to you
That's when you learn the truth
If you're goin' through hell keep on going
Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
I've been deep down in that darkness
I've been down to my last match
Felt a hundred different deamons breathin' fire down my back
And I knew that if I stumbled I'd fall right into the trap
That they were layin'
But the good news is there's angels everywhere out on the street
Holdin' out a hand to pull you back up on your feet
The one's that you've been draggin' for so long
You're on your knees might as well be prayin'
Guess what I'm sayin'
If you're goin' through hell keep on going
Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
If you're goin' through hell keep on going
Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
When you're goin' through hell keep on movin'
Face that fire walk right through it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
If you're goin' through hell keep on going
Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
When you're goin' through hell keep on movin'
Face that fire walk right through it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
Racism meme
Posted 16 years agofrom 
pokeypony
****Racism Meme****
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You are the most UNhelpful person ever in customer service positions.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
[ ]You believe dental hygiene is overrated.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[X] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes, A lot of the time you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You've had sex with a kangaroo or a croc at least once.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 5
Italian
[X] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You have more hair on your back than a Sasquatch.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You've had at least one family member murdered by another family member.
Total: 9
Russian
[X] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[X] You are offended by moose and squirrel.
[ ] You glow in teh dark from radiation exposure.
[ ] You drink more vodka than you do water.
Total: 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have secret sexual fantasies of leprechauns and/or sheep. XD
[X] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You have a ghetto booty (didn't used to, but now i do)
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[X] You can dance.
[X] Bitches aint nuthen but ho's and tricks!
[ ] You smoke weed like a religion
Total: 6
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[ ] You know some form of martial arts.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You take more pictures than anyone.
[ ]You are below average in penis size if you are male,below breast size if female.
Total: 2
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[X] Your into more than one seriously kinky sexual fetish.
[ ] People say you act to serious for your own good.
[ ] You've taken a dump on someone before and been ok with it.
Total: 6
Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is. (love this shit!!)
[X] You speak some french.
[XX] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You have drank milk from a bag more than once.
[ ] You have fantasized about moose sex.
[X] Your batshit insane.
Total: 7
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[X] You don't speak English,you speak American.
[ ] You're lazy
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] Fuck the rest of the planet as long as you have your SUV and starbucks.
[ ] You own/have owned more than 3 guns in your lifetime.
Total: 1
French
[ ] You are rude and arrogant by nature.
[ ] You prefer cologne or perfume over bathing daily.
[ ] You eat snails.
[ ] You love cheese that smells like rotten feet.
[ ] You love the smell of rotten feet.
[X] You fuck with Americans alot because you think they are all dumber than you.
[ ] You would rather surrender in war than fight for your country.
[ ] You hate children.
[ ] The police where you live are easily overthrown by teenage college students.
[ ] You have more hair in your ass crack then on your head if you are male and more hair on your legs than most American men if you are female.
Total: 1
LOL
Apparently I'm mexicano with a side of irish
pokeypony****Racism Meme****
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You are the most UNhelpful person ever in customer service positions.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
[ ]You believe dental hygiene is overrated.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[X] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes, A lot of the time you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You've had sex with a kangaroo or a croc at least once.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 5
Italian
[X] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You have more hair on your back than a Sasquatch.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You've had at least one family member murdered by another family member.
Total: 9
Russian
[X] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[X] You are offended by moose and squirrel.
[ ] You glow in teh dark from radiation exposure.
[ ] You drink more vodka than you do water.
Total: 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have secret sexual fantasies of leprechauns and/or sheep. XD
[X] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You have a ghetto booty (didn't used to, but now i do)
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[X] You can dance.
[X] Bitches aint nuthen but ho's and tricks!
[ ] You smoke weed like a religion
Total: 6
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[ ] You know some form of martial arts.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You take more pictures than anyone.
[ ]You are below average in penis size if you are male,below breast size if female.
Total: 2
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[X] Your into more than one seriously kinky sexual fetish.
[ ] People say you act to serious for your own good.
[ ] You've taken a dump on someone before and been ok with it.
Total: 6
Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is. (love this shit!!)
[X] You speak some french.
[XX] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You have drank milk from a bag more than once.
[ ] You have fantasized about moose sex.
[X] Your batshit insane.
Total: 7
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[X] You don't speak English,you speak American.
[ ] You're lazy
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] Fuck the rest of the planet as long as you have your SUV and starbucks.
[ ] You own/have owned more than 3 guns in your lifetime.
Total: 1
French
[ ] You are rude and arrogant by nature.
[ ] You prefer cologne or perfume over bathing daily.
[ ] You eat snails.
[ ] You love cheese that smells like rotten feet.
[ ] You love the smell of rotten feet.
[X] You fuck with Americans alot because you think they are all dumber than you.
[ ] You would rather surrender in war than fight for your country.
[ ] You hate children.
[ ] The police where you live are easily overthrown by teenage college students.
[ ] You have more hair in your ass crack then on your head if you are male and more hair on your legs than most American men if you are female.
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LOL
Apparently I'm mexicano with a side of irish
Effective Inspiration
Posted 16 years agoWhy I couldn't cheat/leave my mate while he's gone
Posted 16 years agoWell, close enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiROGvrWMM
Lyrics
Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an apple hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed
You said move on
Where do I go
I guess second best
Is all I will know
Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes
You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard candy
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best
You said there's
Tons of fish in the water
So the waters I will test
He kissed my lips
I taste your mouth
He pulled me in
I was disgusted with myself
Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into...
You're the best
And yes I do regret
How I could let myself
Let you go
Now the lesson's learned
I touched it I was burned
Oh I think you should know
Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your...
Your eyes
Looking into your eyes
Looking into your eyes
Oh won't you walk through
And bust in the door and
Take me away
Oh no more mistakes
Cause in your eyes I'd like to stay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiROGvrWMM
Lyrics
Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an apple hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed
You said move on
Where do I go
I guess second best
Is all I will know
Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes
You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard candy
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best
You said there's
Tons of fish in the water
So the waters I will test
He kissed my lips
I taste your mouth
He pulled me in
I was disgusted with myself
Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into...
You're the best
And yes I do regret
How I could let myself
Let you go
Now the lesson's learned
I touched it I was burned
Oh I think you should know
Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your...
Your eyes
Looking into your eyes
Looking into your eyes
Oh won't you walk through
And bust in the door and
Take me away
Oh no more mistakes
Cause in your eyes I'd like to stay
The army and my man
Posted 16 years agoMy boyfriend just got on the bus to go to basic training for the army...
The anticipation, the waiting, the nerves, the what ifs..
Desolate, inconsolable, and a little numb.
The future suddenly here
Half my heart, my solar plexus, the top of my stomach, and my lungs are gone, ripped from me and taken away.
Will it grow back? Will it be scar tissue, rock solid and impenetrable?
Or, will I just take my missing pieces back, deciding they were forfeit with the wheels of the departing bus.
Or maybe they'll even be mailed home to me with an accompanying letter, "Dear Jane Doe, you left these with me, but, I don't want them. Love, John Doe"
The other half of the future needs to hurry and get here
The anticipation, the waiting, the nerves, the what ifs..
Desolate, inconsolable, and a little numb.
The future suddenly here
Half my heart, my solar plexus, the top of my stomach, and my lungs are gone, ripped from me and taken away.
Will it grow back? Will it be scar tissue, rock solid and impenetrable?
Or, will I just take my missing pieces back, deciding they were forfeit with the wheels of the departing bus.
Or maybe they'll even be mailed home to me with an accompanying letter, "Dear Jane Doe, you left these with me, but, I don't want them. Love, John Doe"
The other half of the future needs to hurry and get here
