Greetings fellow heartless pirates! Looking to get rich?

Throughout the month of December, to promote the new EVE expansion, The Furistas Pirates have decided to offer 50 million ISK to anyone who can link a verifiable Hulk killmail. On top of that, additional prizes will be awarded for particularly funny killmails. If more than 10 Hulks are killed before the contest ends, I will personally award the top killer with 1 PLEX on January 1st.

Why are we doing this? Because tears are priceless. We at the Furistas believe mining to be a complete waste of time, so to spread our thoughtful message of propaganda, we declare this to be the winter of tears!

Please contact Juris Ethos in game for any questions.

P.S. Hulks are a common sight in Warouh.

I'm offering a bounty of 100,000,000 ISK for the Corpse of Cyan Moonwinder.

The corpse will be delivered through a private contract in-game, and ISK will be transferred as part of said contract. PM me for details. He's a miner by trade, so break out your blaster Thorax's and 1400 mm artillery.

Let the piracy commence! Yaaaargh.

Just thought you guys outta know.

Also, if you haven't played Duke Nukem Forever, go rent it. Seriously. Its pretty tits.

Okay, so I'm curious. How many of you guys own Phats? Whats your opinion on them? I'm thinking about getting a pair. Maybe some with biohazards and lots of orange.

All my friends say they're gay, but then again, so are all my friends.

Wut do.

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Kameron
- Eye Color: Green
- Colour/Hair Style: Platinum/White
- Clothing style: Jeans and a collared shirt with a jacket from Lucky Brand.
- Best physical feature: Not too fat, but not too thin. I'm average. : /

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Being useless. Not doing anything with the time I've been given. Failing my parents.
- Your guilty pleasure: Partying with friends once in a while.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Clique kids who show off a lot, people arguing politics on the Internet.
- Your ambitions for the future: To become a compounding pharmacist for a hospital. I want to be able to give my family nice things. Over the summer, I'll be working on a tech's license so I can get a recommendation for school. To look like Brad Pitt without a shirt someday. :p

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Why am I up right now?
- What you think about most: Homework. There's always something due.
- What you think about before bed: Wow...its 3 am.
- You think your best quality is: I'm very responsible.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single
- To be loved or respected: Feared! A pirate, I be.
- Beauty or brains: Brains
- Dogs or cats: Cats

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Hell no.
- Believe in yourself: For some things. Other things I know will never happen.
- Believe in love: Yes. But you have to find the right person.
- Want someone: Indeed. I have someone in mind, but they'd never date me.

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: No.
- Done drugs: Unfortunately yes. I hate myself for this, because it almost destroyed my life.
- Changed who you were to fit in: I don't like to, but have.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favourite color: Orange
- Favourite animal: Bear
- Favourite movie: Fight Club
- Favourite game: EVE Onine

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: Waaaay later in the year.
- How old will you be: 20
- Age you lost your virginity: 18
- Does age matter: For relationships? Yes! For friendship and personal interests? No.

LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL
- Best personality: Smart, understanding, and college bound. ^^
- Best eye color: Green.
- Best hair color: Any is beautiful.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Cub out and lounge around.

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: suicide ganking mining barges, then getting lots of hate mail.
- I feel: disappointed in myself because of my grades for one class.
- I hide: anything weird from the general public. Its a secret life :p
- I miss: the feeling of newness diapers had.
- I wish: that I'd get a chance to compete with someone I don't get along with.

I tag: Hah!

Someone on my watch list posted it, so I figured I'd try it out. I'm usually pretty open about myself anyway:

Credit goes to:  ethan86

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From now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Yessir

Think back eight months ago, were you single?
No

What do you carry with you at all times?
A bracelet someone special gave me, identification and money, my glasses, and some string.

Are you a cuddler?
Oh yes!

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
My prized airgun in its case.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
My mother.

How are you feeling?
Stressed about school.

Is something wrong right now?
Yes. My wireless internet.

Are you mad at someone?
Not mad per se, but I interact with people I don't get along with.

How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
Not too much.

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Hung out with one of my ethnic friends.

How many TRUE best friends do you have?.
Two

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
No. What a fine day to contribute to the collective! I shall grab my hammer and my sickle, and march to work while singing our glorious anthem.

How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
A few?

Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
The people in best standing with me are Corri and ZachFox.

Do you have anyone crushing on you?
I'm in a committed relationship with another babyfur, so yes.

When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Ironically, a few minutes ago...

Do you sleep with the TV on?
No

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
No

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Yes. After playing beer pong.

Are you jealous of someone right now?
I will always be jealous of certain people. I know I'll never be as gifted or liked.

Where is the person you like right now?
In Union City.

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
A bag of lemon heads.

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Doing Trigonometry homework.

What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
South of the tail.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Both myself and others :3

Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Yes. Do. And it sucks.

Could you cry right now?
Probably not.

Are you okay with the life you live?
No. I could be doing so much more.

Did you enjoy your day today?
Sort of. There were some good parts.

Do you have a tattoo?
Not at the moment.

Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
Probably not.

Ever had a song sang about/for you?
No

What was the last thing you spent money for?
Dinner from Taco Bell.


Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Corri Yammari

Do you call it fall or autumn?
Fall

Make a wish?
Get a 100% on my next Trig exam.

Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
My friends in real life. I have the best friends. <3

What were you up to at 9pm last night?
Updating my skill training que in EVE Online

Do you hold grudges?
Depends on the person.

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes! Two semesters ago. Finals suck.

What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
I'm in one : P

Who was your last text from?
One of my friends from school.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Last summer. Before I stopped smoking weed. Drugs will ruin your life.

One thing you’re looking forward to?
Spring break with my wonderful mate. Buying my mother a Mac Book with my hard-earned money.

Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
Oh yes! But I love people.

Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Unfortunately no.

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
Yes.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Not really

Are you wasting your time on someone?
I sure hope not. I'm going to try to mold him the best I can.

Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
Yep yep. IT chat at school about looking at porn.

By the way, what is your name?
Anything but smelly babybear u.u

Are you currently in a relationship?
Yesh

Do you give out second chances too easily?
Dunno D:

What color is your favorite hoodie?
White

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes. Many, many times. <3

Hey everybody,

I just wanted to say that I'm home from Further Confusion now and school has once again started. So for the next four months (minus spring break) my free time will be on lock down. But more importantly, I had a wonderful time! I got to meet so many awesome people: I hung around with the Second Life group, met Krizzle and his mate for the first time, and had a romantic evening with Corri who now lives just a few hours away. The con itself was a blast! I got a basic idea of how DJ'ing works, met a few artists, and got some new badges.

Three nights were spent dancing to hard techno with Zyriik (coolest guy ever) and my mate Corri. I got to show off my new Shuffle moves for the first time. I also had the pleasure of meeting Doryuu at one point. He's seriously one of the coolest and most humble furs I've met. I feel kinda honored man. You're pretty legit.

Overall, it was a great experience. The drive up was nice and I got to see my mate. I can't wait until next year! I'm not sure if I'll be at AC though, as I might visit a friend in Germany over the summer. I'll work it out eventually. For now, school's gonna keep me busy.

Wish me luck! When this semester is over, I can do it all again.

Current skill in training ----> Trigonometry V: 129D 7H 40M

Love you guys:  Krizzle  Corrifox  Zyriik

Day Ten: One Confession

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In a small way, I wish I had never discovered ABDL or the furry fandom. I wonder what my life would have been like if I had taken the blue pill instead. My involvement has changed me in so many strange ways.

This is the honest answer.

Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.

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ಠ_ಠ <--- My serious face.

ಥ_ಥ <--- My face right before I go Super Saiyan.

Day Eight: Three Turn Ons

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1) Communication. I love it when people talk to me.

2) Good planning skills. If you can plan well, we'd make good mates.

3) Being intimate. At the right time, this can make anyone feel better.

Also, tails. <3

Day Seven: Four turn offs.

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1) People who don't brush their teeth.

2) People who don't use soap or shampoo.

3) People who don't match when they dress. Look presentable!

4) Diapers *giggle*

I'm pretty mainstream to be honest.

Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.

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1) Corri Yammari: This one is a given. He's my mate, and I love him so much.

2) Monstersids: He's been a friend since my first con. He also helped me get my Marci badge.

3) ZachFox: The closest thing to a little brother I've ever had. I trust you with a lot.

4) Lowie: You are forever my favorite stinkywolf. Someday, I'll meet you in person. Going to give you a squeeze hug.

5) Thrashbear / Corvus Wolf: Invited me to stay with them during Anthrocon. I appreciate their hospitality and am grateful for the opportunity. I had an awesome time guys! If you ever need anything, hit me up.

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If you're not on this list, then don't take offense. I still love you guys! Promise. These are just the people that first came to mind. Other people not on this list that know me well are probably not here because they never text me back.

Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.

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1) Dated my first girlfriend. Big mistake. I lost my virginity to the wrong person.
2) Experimented with drugs. This is the biggest mistake I've ever made. Never start.
3) Wasted my 15th summer of life playing Halo 3.
4) Made certain friends who turned out to be wicked people. Choose your friends carefully.
5) Worked full time while going to school. You become a zombie.
6) Leave certain things under my bed, and gotten caught because of it.

Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

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1) School. This trumps anything else.

2) My family. They are the reason I have goals. I eventually want to make life better for them.

3) My mate. Life is much different in a committed relationship. You don't feel so alone. Its like there's another player in your storyline now.

4) Further Confusion. The only time I ever get to see my friends.

5) My religion and fate.

6) Moving out on my own.

7) My appearance. As of December, I'm going on a strict diet and practice regiment. A healthy balance of starvation and debilitating exercise.

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.

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1) Be patient with me. I can be moody, but also very sweet.
2) Talk to me about school. Its motivating.
3) Text me back when I text you. This is probably what irritates me the most.
4) Don't be a dick. Seriously. Just be nice. I'll love you forever!
5) Buy me any kind of food.
6) Dance with me.
7) Make me laugh any way you can.
8) Dock your frigate in my carrier.

That about sums it up.

Day Two: Nine things about yourself.

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1) I'm an only child.
2) I want to be a compounding Pharmacist.
3) I'm tall, average weight, and have scruffy looking brown hair.
4) I love authentic Mexican food. Nothing better!
5) I live in the desert where it never rains.
6) I hunt wild mushrooms when they're in season.
7) My favorite band is The Doors.
8) I don't know a lot about computers.
9) My least favorite subject in school was English.

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Everyone else is doing this! So, being a toolbag conformist, I must do it too:

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Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

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Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

1) You're so much more reasonable than I am. Nobody has ever been so patient with me.

2) I first came to know of you two years ago and we are very similar. I was standing 4 feet from you, but was too shy to introduce myself. Maybe next year.

3) Being jealous of you makes me work 10 times harder.

4) Go warpshpeed! You know I'm gay, but don't hate me for it. That means a lot to me. I'd also trust you with a Titan.

5) The hardest worker I know. You're more dedicated than I could ever be. I'm so proud of you.

6) You're a false god, and people only like you because you're popular.

7) You are on our forum for the wrong reasons. You have nothing positive to say. Someday, you will die alone because you are so arrogant.

8) I'd do anything to help you. You're like my little brother. I wish your parents would just accept you.

9) I look up to you so much! You embody everything I want to be. One day, I'll ask you for a scholarly recommendation.

10) The most friendly Canadian I've ever met. You're one of my dearest friends. Even my family loves you!

Hazzah! Tis true.

Yet another year closer to becoming a zombie! Needless to say, I'm elated. Also, many thanks to Rollar for the awesome dance party!

*bursts into coins*

Here is a short list of the things I've always wanted to know. This list is a compilation of all the interesting questions I could think of related to probably every subject I've ever studied. Bare with me on this - even if it seems pointless. I want to know what makes you curious. In other words, what have you always wanted to know, but could never quite explain?

As for me...

* Why do the elements have the physical properties they do? For example, why does an extra proton make uranium so different than gold? Philosophically speaking.

* Where did all matter in the universe originate from? No, not Creation vs. Evolution, but how it all got here in the first place.

* Why does every culture have a different view on homosexuality, beauty, and acceptable behavior?

* Why are we the only creature that can use language? Why do we all look different?

* What makes people form obscure interest groups like the furry fandom? It satisfies our own interests, but looks odd and random from an outsiders perspective.

* Why doesn't anyone make pink diapers? Seriously. Pink is adorable.

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If all this seems completely random/pointless/insane, its because I've been doing a lot of thinking for a class. I want to know what you want to know.

So, survey says?....

Thanks ahead of time. Keep it real.

Since I'm too old to trick or treat, I'll probably just kick back and barbeque with friends. We're going to drink some beer, grill tri-tip, and watch a Resident Evil marathon.

We figured we'd keep it real. More or less like another labor day.

How about you guys?

I was sitting at my desk one day, thinking about convention plans for the coming year, and said to myself, " You know? How many conventions does the average furry go to? I honestly have no idea." The people I know usually go to either AC, FC, MFF, or FF - so who goes to the dozens of other ones? If my friends don't go to smaller cons, then who goes to them? How many people are there in the fandom? People I could get to meet one day and make friends with. This really got me thinking.

So, what conventions do you go to? How many a year on average?

Just curious.

Sup /fa/,

What are your favorite songs to dance, rave, or party to? I'm learning the Melbourne Shuffle, and looking for something to practice to. It doesn't matter what genre it is. Just give me some suggestions for good music!

Thanks! Keep it real.

<3

Hey guys,

Just wanted to say that I'm back after a long vacation. Had a major fight with my parents, but its all sorted out now. Getting caught with certain things by certain people did ghetto things to my social life. I updated my profile to reflect certain stuff. I'm also going to post an art dump here in a few days once I scan everything, so looking forward to that.

Glad to be around again. Love you guys.

Keep it real,
Falkio