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General | Posted 12 years agoI think the best way to sum up my FWA experience is with a quote by my mate,
sagaciousturkey the Monday after the con,
"I haven't been sober in days..."
We spent most of the con drinking it up with new and old friends, and generally having a blast. I'd say the best part of the con was eating at Max Lager's Pub with sagaciousturkey, 
antikythera, and 
hillbillyguy. The dealers den this year was pretty great; I bought a bad dragon product per FWA tradition, and sagaciousturkey bought 4 freaking cat-pidgeons. The only complaint I had about this con was the hotel. The rooms were too small, the con space was too vertically stratified, and the elevators were horrifically bad. ALSO, for all you guys who partook of our apple pie, here's the recipe:
1 gallon apple juice
1 gallon apple cider
2.5 cups brown sugar
1.5 cups white sugar
10 cinnamon sticks OR 2 tbsp cinnamon
Combine all ingredients in a large stew pot and boil. Let cool to room temperature, then add 1 liter of everclear or moonshine and a fifth of whipped cream vodka. Ladle into mason jars and add an apple slice to each jar. Chill and serve.
sagaciousturkey the Monday after the con,"I haven't been sober in days..."
We spent most of the con drinking it up with new and old friends, and generally having a blast. I'd say the best part of the con was eating at Max Lager's Pub with
sagaciousturkey, 
antikythera, and 
hillbillyguy. The dealers den this year was pretty great; I bought a bad dragon product per FWA tradition, and sagaciousturkey bought 4 freaking cat-pidgeons. The only complaint I had about this con was the hotel. The rooms were too small, the con space was too vertically stratified, and the elevators were horrifically bad. ALSO, for all you guys who partook of our apple pie, here's the recipe:1 gallon apple juice
1 gallon apple cider
2.5 cups brown sugar
1.5 cups white sugar
10 cinnamon sticks OR 2 tbsp cinnamon
Combine all ingredients in a large stew pot and boil. Let cool to room temperature, then add 1 liter of everclear or moonshine and a fifth of whipped cream vodka. Ladle into mason jars and add an apple slice to each jar. Chill and serve.
FWA 2013
General | Posted 13 years agoHoly crap it's been awhile since I wrote a journal. Almost a year in fact. Here goes nothing...
Where are you staying?
The Westin
What day are you getting there?
Mid-day Thursday
Who will you be rooming with?
My boyfriend, sagaciousturkey
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
My super sexy labrador boyfriend!
Are there any panels you might be attending?
The fursuit making panel and 2's show
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Don't gots no suit =/
Do you do trades?
nope.
Do you do commissions?
I'd never charge anyone actual monies for my crappy drawings.
How tall are you?
5'11"
What do you look like?
I'm an average guy with a pink glowing fox tail and pink fox ears. I might be wearing a skirt ;3
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
^see above.
Can I talk to you?
Yes!
Can I touch you?
Ask sagaciousturkey first!
How can I find you?
Message me on here, or look for the guy with the pink tail.
Can I buy you drinks?
YUSH
Can I give you stuff?
As long as It's not cyanide
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Again, ask sagaciousturkey
What should I not do around you?
Insult my friends, or act like an ass.
What should I do around you?
Chill, and be excellent
How long are you going?
Thursday-Sunday
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Panels, raves, the dealers den, and parties
What/where will you be eating?
Whatever fast food is nearby
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have one.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
If I had one...
Can I take your picture?
Yeah, as long as it doesn't go on the internet.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet new friends, have some fun, buy furry stuff, and not die.
Where are you staying?
The Westin
What day are you getting there?
Mid-day Thursday
Who will you be rooming with?
My boyfriend,
sagaciousturkey Who will you hang out with during the convention?
My super sexy labrador boyfriend!
Are there any panels you might be attending?
The fursuit making panel and 2's show
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Don't gots no suit =/
Do you do trades?
nope.
Do you do commissions?
I'd never charge anyone actual monies for my crappy drawings.
How tall are you?
5'11"
What do you look like?
I'm an average guy with a pink glowing fox tail and pink fox ears. I might be wearing a skirt ;3
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
^see above.
Can I talk to you?
Yes!
Can I touch you?
Ask
sagaciousturkey first!How can I find you?
Message me on here, or look for the guy with the pink tail.
Can I buy you drinks?
YUSH
Can I give you stuff?
As long as It's not cyanide
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Again, ask
sagaciousturkeyWhat should I not do around you?
Insult my friends, or act like an ass.
What should I do around you?
Chill, and be excellent
How long are you going?
Thursday-Sunday
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Panels, raves, the dealers den, and parties
What/where will you be eating?
Whatever fast food is nearby
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have one.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
If I had one...
Can I take your picture?
Yeah, as long as it doesn't go on the internet.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet new friends, have some fun, buy furry stuff, and not die.
FWA Meme
General | Posted 14 years ago[more fox sarcasm]
Time for another awesome meme I invented
[/fox sarcasm]
Where are you staying?
The host hotel.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday afternoon.
Who will you be rooming with?
My boyfriend, sagaciousturkey, my friend, 
jacethearcticwolf, and two of his friends.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Mostly my boyfriend, Jace, and
kodah1
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Mostly the dances, and the opening/closing ceremonies. though I'll probably find a bunch of other ones to stumble into.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Don't gots no suit =/
Do you do trades?
nope.
Do you do commissions?
I'd never charge anyone actual monies for my crappy drawings.
How tall are you?
5'11"
What do you look like?
I'm a cute femboy with a pink glowing fox tail and pink fox ears. I might be wearing a skirt ;3
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
^see above.
Can I talk to you?
Yes!
Can I touch you?
If you're a nice guy ^^
How can I find you?
Message me on here, or look for the cutie with the strobing pink tail.
Can I buy you drinks?
Not legally ;3
Can I give you stuff?
Depends on the definition of 'stuff'. Money, sure. Dead hookers, not so much.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yes, if you ask nicely.
What should I not do around you?
Insult my friends, or act like an ass.
What should I do around you?
Flirt with me.
How long are you going?
Thursday-Sunday
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Anywhere there are other furries. I'll prolly be around the Bad Dragon table alot.
What/where will you be eating?
homemade chili and broccoli cheddar soup.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have one.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
If I had one...
Can I take your picture?
Yeah, as long as it doesn't go on the internet.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet new friends, have some fun, buy furry stuff, and not die.
Time for another awesome meme I invented
[/fox sarcasm]
Where are you staying?
The host hotel.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday afternoon.
Who will you be rooming with?
My boyfriend,
sagaciousturkey, my friend, 
jacethearcticwolf, and two of his friends.Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Mostly my boyfriend, Jace, and
kodah1Are there any panels you might be attending?
Mostly the dances, and the opening/closing ceremonies. though I'll probably find a bunch of other ones to stumble into.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Don't gots no suit =/
Do you do trades?
nope.
Do you do commissions?
I'd never charge anyone actual monies for my crappy drawings.
How tall are you?
5'11"
What do you look like?
I'm a cute femboy with a pink glowing fox tail and pink fox ears. I might be wearing a skirt ;3
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
^see above.
Can I talk to you?
Yes!
Can I touch you?
If you're a nice guy ^^
How can I find you?
Message me on here, or look for the cutie with the strobing pink tail.
Can I buy you drinks?
Not legally ;3
Can I give you stuff?
Depends on the definition of 'stuff'. Money, sure. Dead hookers, not so much.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yes, if you ask nicely.
What should I not do around you?
Insult my friends, or act like an ass.
What should I do around you?
Flirt with me.
How long are you going?
Thursday-Sunday
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Anywhere there are other furries. I'll prolly be around the Bad Dragon table alot.
What/where will you be eating?
homemade chili and broccoli cheddar soup.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have one.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
If I had one...
Can I take your picture?
Yeah, as long as it doesn't go on the internet.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet new friends, have some fun, buy furry stuff, and not die.
I'm 70% Furry
General | Posted 14 years ago[Fox Sarcasm]
I totally made up this awesome furry test, all by my self. Ignore the journals by
fangdevante and 
fenris5856
Also ignore the fact that their totally unoriginal journals predate mine.
[/Fox Sarcasm]
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 10
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 15
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 20
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 25
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[x] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 29
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to yourself as an animal
[ ]your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 31
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 35
Final total: 70%
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"
I totally made up this awesome furry test, all by my self. Ignore the journals by
fangdevante and 
fenris5856Also ignore the fact that their totally unoriginal journals predate mine.
[/Fox Sarcasm]
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 10
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 15
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 20
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 25
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[x] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 29
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to yourself as an animal
[ ]your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 31
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 35
Final total: 70%
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"
Anthrocon hotel rooms....
General | Posted 14 years agoMy mate, sagaciousturkey , and I are currently in the search for someone to room with at this year's Anthrocon. The usual rules apply, we'll pay our share, and don't mind sleeping on the floor. Send me a note if you have space, or if you don't have a room, but would like to reserve one together, I know Anthrocon is still many months away, but it doesnt hurt to be prepared well in advance, and this sort of thing is much better recieved if it isn't last minute
Cheers,
Krystal Thorn
sagaciousturkey , and I are currently in the search for someone to room with at this year's Anthrocon. The usual rules apply, we'll pay our share, and don't mind sleeping on the floor. Send me a note if you have space, or if you don't have a room, but would like to reserve one together, I know Anthrocon is still many months away, but it doesnt hurt to be prepared well in advance, and this sort of thing is much better recieved if it isn't last minuteCheers,
Krystal Thorn
Naughty Fine Meme
General | Posted 14 years agoHere's a little something to give you all an idea of how dirty and perverted I really am. Let's just say I'm far from an innocent little foxboy-
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
My Total Fine: $445
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
My Total Fine: $445
