So a wonderful artist that I've been watching for a while named Valeris is offering a free art opportunity. They have some AMAZINGLY intimate pieces that I absolutely adore (I need to find the funds to get a commission >.< ). Please go check out their gallery here: https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/valeris/

Link to the Journal: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10885601/

I love the gentleness and emotion that they convey. It's SO good.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/56273699/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/55391828/
NSFW - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/55380159/

Go check them out!

So I've decided to try my hand at story commissions again. I didn't get much interest last time other then someone who tried to screw me over but I figured it couldn't hurt to try again.

Don't even remember what my pricing was last time.

This time it's pretty simple. $5 per 1000 words. I will not do halfsies >.< This is just extra money because OT at work has slowed down. Don't need it, not desperate for it. But if you're looking for something short/sweet/sexy/whatever, look through my gallery and copy/paste something into word to get a word count and an idea on pricing.

Pretty open to a lot of things but still ask me before you assume I'll do something. You send what you want, I write it, you get a piece or two until I get paid. I will do adjustments but if you suddenly change your mind and want me to overhaul it, I won't do so for free. Look at my stories, if you like my stuff then commission it. But don't expect me to present something 100% out of my realm and have it be perfect to your satisfaction for the prices I'm offering.

If you're interested, note me.

 Feugen

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10tsAQsES3hTR5GX8-oTvrtUqy_wD6okQIgAO6UU0Uc0/htmlview#

This is just a very basic income tracker I made for  kittenfox

There are instructions on the first sheet. It should be set for view only but you should be able to make a copy of it to use for yourself under the file menu. The formulae are all coded in but I am no expert sk jf you can/want to improve upon it go right ahead. Enjoy!

So it has come to my attention that there is an artist of the week award floating around out there and it had me realize.

 Kittenfox is the artist of my life.

From the moment I met her she has changed the shape of my future and sculpted our lives together. She has shown me parts of myself I didn't know I had and allowed me to embrace parts I was ashamed to even think about before. Hands down she is the single greatist artist I have ever known.

She amazes me every day with what she accomplishes and even moreso with what she has endured the last several months. She's always there for me and I love her to bits for it.

I could say I love you every day until the end of time and it still wouldn't be enough. But I'm still going to try.

So I officially award Artist of My Life to the one, the only, the fox named Kitten and the only girl for me.  kittenfox

I HAVE DONE A THING...

I WILL NOT TELL YOU THE THING



FEU WILL KILL ME :3

<3

Check it out if you're interested. $800+ value for $600

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14295388/

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5259913/

Seriously go check this out! It's real!

Though I'm gonna win so you don't really HAVE to bother :P

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5046279/

Please go here for details! This is a WONDERFUL cause!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4976037/

Seriously go check it out you can win an AMAZING piece!

Dear  kittenfox

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it when last year when you peed your pants outside of your office and I saw you hit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your car but keeping your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Best of luck on the sex change,

~Feugen



She made me do it...

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How to do this meme:

***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)

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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4773794/

Go check it out!

Definitely go check it out!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4770256/

And watch her! I did!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4769993/

Go check it out! And watch her while you're at it if you're not already!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4766746/

Go check it out!

Shushi is holding a YCH Auction for a spot to have some fun with a micro fairy fur! Winner will not only be featured in the picture but in the story that will go along with it! Go check it out!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10791944/

Click the link to see a teaser to the story as well :)

Okay so here's the deal. Now that COAC is essentially a finished product I would very much like to try and offer it out as a finished product. So here's what I've had in mind and I want to know what all COAC's fans think.

I'd like to hold a raffle for another cameo spot within the Epilogue. It's a relatively minor spot but it's a spot nonetheless. It would involve a very dom gay/bi male or herm or I suppose even female (with a strapon :P ). No I will not tell you any more then that, at least not publicly. Now the thing is that this raffle won't be like the last one in that it won't be without an entry fee. It will also have prizes BEYOND the cameo spot. The winner obviously gets a spot in the Epilogue and gets to have their character be in a VERY wonderful position within the story (Trust me you guys will love it). And possibly a Headshot or other art from Raven (Decided at a later time)

EVERYONE who enters the raffle though will receive
1.) A Digital Copy of the entire COAC story INCLUDING the completed Epilogue
2.) A Digital Copy of the completed fortold smut story between Lizzie and Kogata (I can't say how long it will be but I WILL put quite a bit of effort into it to make it splendid)
3.) Digital Copies of art offered by Shushikitty (to be decided precisely at a later date. Things like Cover Art, possibly smut art or a short comic).

That's all I can think of so far but I'm still working on this. Right now I just wnat to know who would be interested?

The entry fee for something like this wouldn't be too insane, maybe 5-10$ and I might break it down to # of shots in the raffle and break down prize tiers or something idk.

PLEASE keep in mind that if I DO host this raffle that none of the entry prizes will be posted! The only way you will get to read the Epilogue or Smut will be to enter!

So, thoughts?

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4487421/

Go and check this out!

Go check out this adorable mare up for auction!!!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9985183/

So, I'm sure most of you have already heard through my mate's journals all about the theft of her engagement ring and the behavior of the officer who came to take the report.

Well today I found out my insurance claim was denied for my work injury because it should've been covered by workmen's comp. Long story short we didn't file a report at work cuz my boss forgot about our company's new policy that changed from "24 hours" to "immediately after incident" and would've resulted in him getting fired... SO... now I have a 2400$ bill that I'M not going to pay but could result in my boss getting fired or even me getting fired for not reporting it... idk...

All this on top of waiting for 20 minutes outside today in 10 degree weather to witness for some poor guy who got hit in the parking lot and had the side of his truck dented... Trying to be a good citizen and I get rewarded with A hole cops and insurance screw ups... yay me.

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4194333/

Go check it out :)

So now that I've finally finished another COAC chapter and I feel comfortable working on other projects in between... I have a question.

I had an idea for a smutty story a few weeks ago inspired by a comic I read. It contains three main characters and several nameless ones. The first is a Dominant Mistress (she ends up submitting to only one male). The second is the Mistress' Pet (she is involved with a LOT of sex and pregnancy). The last is a dominant male role that will end up impregnating the pet (no relationship, just good sex).

Anyway my question is... if I posted a YCH Auction for these three roles in a story would anyone bid on them? It probably wouldn't be too much unless I end up getting an art commission to go along with it... maybe 5$ starting with 1$ increase idk... Any thoughts?

WOULD YOU.....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?

ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?

AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?

HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?

ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4147018/

Go check her out! I DEMAND IT

Stolen from my mate  emma_light_heart who stole it from  sheepdust

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1) Feugen
2) Drew
3) Right now? Deloresh (WoW ftw)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1) Feugen101
2) Feugen
3) xDante_Everlastingx

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) My eyes
2) My hair
3) My mad Gamer and writing skillz

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) I'm chubby ;3;
2) I'm short.
3) Short temper with stupid stuff

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1) Heights
2) Being inadequate
3) Losing my job

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1) My Mate
2) My PC
3) Milk

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1) Saints shirt (Boondock, not a stupid jersey)
2) Shorts
3) Smexy man briefs

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS:
1) Linkin Park
2) Nickelback
3) Sick Puppies

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1) War by Sick Puppies
2) What I've Done by LP
3) Goodbye by SR-71

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1) Writing a story BESIDES COAC
2) Asking for a raise/promotion
3) Driving to Montana (for no particular reason >.>)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1) Marriage
2) Kids (hopefully twins)
3) Buttsecks... >.>

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE IN NO ORDER
1) I love Raven
2) I hate Orange Chicken
3) I love computer games

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1) Dem Titties... not ashamed of it
2) A nice sexy tight butt for me to squeeze
3) Smooth skin... doesn't matter where, I just love to touch it

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1) Roller Coasters
2) Get bored of video games
3) Get bored of roleplaying

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1) VIDYA GAMEZ
2) Write
3) ROCK RAVENS WORLD!!!

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1) Again... Vidya games
2) Writing stories (STILL haven't finished COAC)
3) Playing with Raven :P

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1) Move out of this crappy place with Raven
2) Go back in time and win that half a billion
3) Play Planetside 2 (but WoW raid is in 30 minutes)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1) Facility Manager (contracting company I work for)
2) Something in the IT field
3) Teacher (Math/Physics)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1) Japan
2) Italy
3) Montana

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1) Lilly
2) James
3) Sarah

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Publish a book
2) Have twins (or just two kids)
3) Grow old with Raven

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:

 Shushikitty  Neomi  kleid223

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4045021/

Go check it out!