I'm going to fucking kill myself and then all of you if someone doesn't help me solve the compatibility issue SAI has with the Cintiq 12wx. I did not blow a grand on this pos just to have it not work with SAI.

Help meeeeeee someone!

I'm going back to Japan until the start of June, and I don't really plan to be drawing or chatting while I'm there.

Sorry commissioners.

If there is another nuclear disaster between now and June 1st, it's safe to assume I'm dead. Please, carry on as you normally would. Don't grieve.

Father's day is coming up, so let's have it people. Lay some DILFs on me.

#1. Pete (shock)
#2. Fred Flintstone (that shirt, man, he could stretch while yawning and you'd cop a look at the goods)
#3. Homer Simpson (total childhood father crush, why was he always naked and in public, why)

Surprisingly human heavy, right? There's a lot of close finishes that are furrier, and some technical DILFs, but I wanna hear what you guys have to say. I must be forgetting miles and miles of hot pops!!

Oh man, ban on gays.

I'mma gonna move to a new country. AGAIN.
edit This is largely hyperbole. Gays are not banned. Just frowned at openly by our prime minister.

 donkeypunch

I'm so easily impressed, I know. But this time I mean it.

This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen/touched/tasted.

Beat me at street fighter or whatever 2621 2646 4689

Why didn't I watch this sooner, it's incredigood.

Furthermore, I'm in a tremendous mood (furrywise). I don't think I've been so furhappy in a furlong furtime.
Which is weird because I don't think there was really a catalyst.

Just liking it today.

Videos to make you happy (horny?):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-CobellfLs

Videos to make you navel gaze:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedD4JsZyT0

I made it 8 days before I cracked. That's 1/5 of the way to sainthood.

There was a book my brother owned when I was a child that was about a prince and his 7(?) friends who were on some sort of journey. Each friend had a talent that came in handy. One of his friends was a snakelike fellow who stretched across a chasm to form a bridge for them. The art of that one page, and that one character, has stuck with me ever since. But I don't know what the book was.

Still looking for people with website insight, see previous journal if THIS IS YOU.

Or this -> http://www.emotasia.com/wp-content/.....ressions-6.gif

Hey everyone, bonjour, bonswar.

I'd like to learn about website development from people who know it/do it/can advise on it.

This isn't related to me as a 34 artist, so, don't sweat that. I'll still be here on FA. I just need to fill my time with work and projects so that I forget the grim spectre of death is hanging over me, counting off the seconds that drop into the ether.

And one of those projects I'd like to do would be WELL to have my own website.

So if you know about this kind of thing, PM me, and maybe we can walkie-talkie sometime.

On the other hand, some days I just wanna draw cherished childhood heroes bringing the bang back to the gang.

Hey there.

Yeah, you.

Cut that outtttt!

I try not to journal bomb FA, but I really, really, really couldn't help it after that.

Wow.

Wow.

Good thing you closed the doors you guys.

And good thing your dad had the -150 degree celsius proof tent.

Also this is not how an ice age works. This is not how anything works.

I am going to check the wiki for this movie and if it made a profit, I will be seriously furious.

You know, it's kind of strange. I don't think it ever occurred to me that he'd actually kick it.

But then I felt the same way about wacko jacko too.

Merry xmas, y'all.

Tonight is the last complete lunar eclipse we'll be seeing here in North America until 2014, and unless any of us push 100, the last time it'll fall on a winter solstice in our lifetimes. So if you're up looking at my smut, take a few mintues, put on a jacket, pop outside and check it out.

Happy holidays too :3

Jesussssss, how on earth does this happen so fast. Let's take a gander at my journal from last new years:
So in 2010, the following shit will be going down mi amigos:

-Commissions! My new landlords are HOUNDING me for rent, every minute of every day! They are poco loco! And while I'm making enough working for a company in Japan that thinks I still live in Japan, it'd be good to art + while $ is earned. So I'll probably finally do this, plz buy some :3 *hug snugs moon kisses*

-Gift Art! WHOA notice how back in the YG! and early days of FA, gift art was the thing? But then we all started to hate each other when I went through that phase of starting every Im conversation with "BAH BAH, BAH BAH, THIS IS THE SOUND OF SETTLING!" So anyways, I wanna go back to saying "Hey you're a cool artist" with a pic instead of a handshake. Gay!

-Original Chars
WELLLLLLLLLLLL look, Y'ALL KNOW ME. I was never one for the art thing. I taught myself to draw with rule 34, and I'll die with rule 34 pouring from my eyes while hungry/frightened orphans look on, failing to understand what on earth is happening. But anyways, this year I'm gonna try to 50/50 it and give some of the monkey poop in my cranium time on screen.

tl;dr bwa bwa commissions, gifts, pig detectives are go~

I didn't do ANY of this shit D: <

Well I did do more non-34 but only for like one month and that was only like 3 months ago -_-


SO
If YOU could write a new years resolution for Beaver that he would ACTUALLY do, what would it be?

I've mentioned this, at least once. At some point I think.

I really really fucking hate talking to people about having lived abroad for so long sometimes.

- I'd do it but I don't have the money.
- You're so lucky to have gotten to do that.
- I'm planning on living abroad next <s>winter</s> <s>year</s> <s>in 2008</s> forever from now.

Maybe it's a personal conceit or something. Well I guess it's really conceited actually. I hope you can relate. I don't know why it grates on me.

I suppose it's because the underlying message is that being able to do it is some impossible challenge that I wouldn't understand. Apparently because I am rich and lucky.

ANYWAYS, this is really pissy, and not what I wanted to write about.

I got a job, shiiiiit, yeahhhhhhh, woahhhhhh. And it actually relates to my experiences in latin america and asia, and I'll get to deal with immigrants in canada who want to do language testing here, so it's really cool, and I'm really fucking stoked, and I'll have to wear ties again.

I'm just really genuinely happy about this. It's sort of a self-worth +1

This also means when I finsih up the commissions I have now, I probably won't take anymore. Necessity over! Money in a canadian bank for once.

I had a lot of responses though, so, maybe I'll try taking one a month, if the subject matter really grabs me? Something like that. Anyways, wheeee

Oh, but, wait, uhhhhhh...

I thought the wiimote was for 7 year olds.

I've been cajoled about doing commissions lately, and since I'm still without work, I could really stand to make 250$ in the immediate rent paying future. In addition to the two who've asked previously, I'd need to do about three more in order to not be making my credit card debt noticeably bigger, SO!

If you're looking for a commission, a photo of my weiner, or just an excuse to talk to the old beaver, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! And hey cmonnnn; I've made art for three unpopulated fchan threads now. Show me a little love for being a pervert who cares about 34 and you!

One character: Inked/Coloured/BG (40 usd)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4412095/

Two characters: Inked/Coloured/BG (50 usd)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4491658

1.  jeanned Waiting for payment, commission details.
2.  bluedude Waiting for payment. Sketch completed.
3.  botold Waiting for payment. Sketch completed.
4.  zyxxs Sketching.
5.  rupert Waiting for payment, sketching.

I've got my first job interview in about 2 years coming up in 14 hours, and my first interview in an English speaking country in something along the lines of... I don't even know how long now. 6 years? 8 years?

I feel nervous as hell, as evidenced by my having to make a journal about it. I wish there was a more social way to interact here. There's a lot of cool seeming people on this site that I sometimes I want to shout out to, but it just doesn't feel like there's an appropriate medium.

I guess there's always shouts.

Or the forum.

Also, I'm horny as hell. Not in some lewd way you fucks! I mean it in the classy sophisticated sense. It's like a canopy of creeping vines overtaking some old Louisiana manor, where you feel both justified and dignified in thinking, "I'd like a nice fat ass to fingerblast right now."

There's a commercial for the Dodge Journey on recently that has some guy whining about how he has nothing but time and money with which to do any activity he desires. Like rock climbing or kayaking, that sort of garbage.

Can anyone tell me what the song is in this commercial? Sounds like Vampire Weekend, and I'm a sucker for that sophomoric beepy-boopy warbly vocals kind of sound.

I've searched on youtube any number of times, and it's just too inundated with commercials from other years and with dealershoip guys who apparently film the cars on the lot and then show them to potential customers. More people with nothing to do with their time and money. They should buy dodge journeys.

The only two names in anime I really look forward to hearing from.

I juuuuust heard the news now. I might actually cry a little -_-

I just started pirating the soundtrack of Solaris and apparently it will take infinity to arrive.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1625379 <- This guy's laptop is going to die, and he needs to replace it post haste. You've all been there.

After it dies, if he goes to Solaris, it would show up again. But only as a projection of his memories. That's not good enough people, so give his journal and gallery a look.

HOLY SHIT! In other news, and this is right this second, I just started watching Derailed, and Scott Shelby from Heavy Rain is in it!!! WHATTTTTTT!?!?! This is crazy! It's exactly him in every way.

Anyways, once more: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1638513/ if you've been thinking of getting something straight up. Check out the pic steve du got, it's pretty sweet and indicative of what to expect:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2945128/

http://www.breakingglobalnews.com/t.....isted/12214302
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l.....0xeuo1_500.gif

That's it, I quit furry. I can't live in a world of never-actually-existed-dinosaur porn.

In other news, a really good thing I heard was Pivot. Worth looking into you post rockers.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
His back.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don't even own one. I don't know how this reflects on me as a human being.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Nahhhh, nah. No.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Yeah, I do these days. Living in Japan made a clothes fag out of me.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Above par. Halloween 3 is on. It's amazing.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
My Hawaiian shirt. I fucking >adore< hawaiian shirts.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Mmmmm I can't remember the details of my dreams very easily. Last night it wassss something about an ocean and a murder. I don't know. Seems very Death on the Nile.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
My friend's kid. Was cute.

9. What are you craving right now?
Slurpee. Consistently.

10. Do you floss?
I do NOW. Actually, I got a skintag, and my doc says you can treat this shit with floss. How about that, huh?

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Babbage.

12. Are you emotional?
Overly, yeah. So I seem really unemotional because I try to keep that shit in check.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yeah, I had to count bank books for a job once. There was something like 1168 of 'em in all.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick it. Biting it hurts.

15. Do you like your hair?
Yeah, I do.

16. Do you like yourself?
A lot of the time, yeah. If there's anything about myself I hate, it's my proclivity to put too much thought into negative experiences instead of positive ones. I think about my regrets wayyyy too much.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Never turn down free food.

18. What are you listening to right now?
Halloween 3. Well, a Red Bull commercial. With the smoke signals.

19. Are your parents strict?
Nah.

20. Would you go sky diving?
In a few years, yeah. Feels kinda 30+ to me.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Nah.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yeah.

23. Do you rent movies often?
Nah. I don't have a tv very often. I get into zones of intense movie watching activity though, but I usually just stream it.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Mmm... Nope, I don't think so. It's dark.

25. How many countries have you visited?
Haha, uhhhh, well, I guess that depends on if living someplace counts as a visit or not.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yeah, I guess. Back in Junior High I think.

27. Ever been on a train?
Every day of my life back in Japan. Unless you mean like a classical locomotive? Then in Canada a few times.

28. Brown or white eggs?
White, but I ain't picky.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yeah, a few, but none of them work in north america.

30. Do you use chap stick?
No, though I should. My lips are often split -_-

31. Do you own a gun?
Nahhhhh, I'm the murdering type. I probably shouldn't.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup. I thought I used them well until I started having lunch with my korean classmates. They poked fun since I don't hold that shit by the very tips. Fffffff, damn you asia.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
This guy with the moustache here. He's trying to stop them from turning kids heads into bugs? You should see this movie, really, it's pretty amazing.

34. Are you too forgiving?
There's kind of a split there. Uhhhh, I'd say I don't take offense easy, so I don't often feel like people have to be sorry for shit they do. But when you do cross that line with me, no. I find it really hard to ever forgive someone after.

35. Ever been in love?
I don't know. I don't think what I felt at those times was love, really. I think it needs to be reciprocated to be fully understood, right?

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Going to worrrrrrrk all day long cause he is always poor. Or shooting movies.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
I don't think they're THAT rare.

38. Last time you cried?
Hmmm, hmmm... On the plane back from Argentina, for sure. It's always sad to leave a place you've been in for a long while.

39. What was the last question you asked?
"What was the name of that Agatha Christie mystery on that boat?" when I wanted to make that reference back in question #14 or whatever it was.

40. Favorite time of the year?
Late Summer/Start of Fall. It depends a lot on where you live though.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Thinking about it. I kind of want like... the cast of Brawl... *cough*

42. Are you sarcastic?
Yeah, I'm pretty bad about it. You need to know me for awhile before you can pick it out from my sincere statements. Even then, sometimes I gotta clarify.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Nooooo... No.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yeah, hasn't everyone? Like, I'm a quarter of a century old, right? At SOME point, I'm sure I've walked into a wall in 25 effin' years.

45. Favorite color(s)?
Purple, annnnnnd Blue is also a great colour. Light or Dark Blue, it's gonna look good. And there's a lot of good things that are blue. It's a hell of a colour.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Hahaha, yeah, a lotttt. I think it's kinda funny when you're offended to just let loose with a nice slapping.

47. Is your hair curly?
Which ones ;O

48. What was the last CD you bought?
The Moondoggies, cause I couldn't find a torrent -__- fffff

49. Do looks matter?
I didn't used to think so, butttt yeah. Yeahhhhh. If you haven't realized it yet, time to buy a comb.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I don't think I'd do a non-open relationship, purely because No. No I couldn't.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nah, it's always really reasonable.

52. Do you like your life right now?
Yup, I think so! But it's at a definite turning point. I gotta understand better where it's headed.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
If I'm crashing in a room with one, yeah. Like I said though, there's usually not one around.

54. Can you handle the truth?
Yeah. It's better than learning you've been lied to. And then you can kind of start to deal, you know?

55. Do you have good vision?
Yeah, it was a solid 20/20. I might need it checked though. I'm having a hard time reading the super tiny ass font in PS3 games these days.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Dislike, yeah. Hate's strong though. I think there's only one.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not much. I feel kind of uncomfortable when I do.

58. The last person you held hands with?
Good question... I think it was this adorable chubber named Pablo. Awesome guy. Totally dateworthy, butttt.... timing stinks sometimes.

59. What are you wearing?
Red hawaiian shirt over green T with the michelin man on it stating that your automobile related death is imminent, black jeans with some kitsune detailing in white and red thread on the leg. Pink undies with a lobster on it saying something about valuing every experience, for it may never recur. I love my clothes.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Panda or Red Panda. Just so damn cute, it's criminal.

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Mmmm, somewhere in the Andes, I guess. Well, of me. Otherwise.... best picture ever? You should google 'Diane Arbus' and 'Boy with Hand Grenade'. It's pretty solid. Soo... then Central Park would be the answer.

62. Can you hula hoop?
Noooope, I tried about 2 years back and faiiiiled.

63. Do you have a job?
Yeaaahhhhh, but it has it's complications. I should get one that's, like... legal and real.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Four bars of fudge. All chocolate and/or peanut butter related in flavour.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeah, quite a few times when I was younger. I crawled in and out of my bedroom window a lot to be sneaaaaky.


That's that! Just thought I should bump my journal so I nabbed this in my inbox from  artdecade and  hottapwater from about a week agoooo I guess.

I don't clean out my inbox often -_-

Aright, I made the stupid decision to mix my furry life with my non-furry life. It's sort of like setting up a shit heap of domino's and not expecting them to get a tap.

So, to sum up, I was lucky enough to get out of the conversation when the fuck buddy who completes me's phone up and died immediately prior to him asking me if I was a furry, which was pretty obviously where the conversation had headed.

So what should I dooooo. Should I do the total profile delete thing? I really don't want to show him Pete/Pj porn. My penis may have been in every hole he has, but that doesn't mean I want him knowing I slobber over the thought of family channel incest.

Basically it's the worst thing ever. Anyone dealt with this? And lived? Or have crafty ideas? I'm currently pretty much on board the delete it all and deny everything train, because it's generally how every problem should be solved.