I was in California for about 6 hours and I didn't spot a single furry. Everything I've heard has been lies. In addition, am now back home. Sayonara Japan, it was a good year and a week. It's cold here and there is reverse culture shock on my face.

Soooo, I gotta decide. Go back to Japan next spring with new visa, or should I get started on South America? I know there are a few S Americans dicking around here, so any advice is appreciated especially in the peru or argentina departments. Except from Caesarcub, because he eats too much mozzarella to be of any value to me. Or should I finally grow up and go back to school? Life choices make my brain hurt, that's why i leave them to others.

In anycase, this all should mean an increase in porno. Possibly. I might be too busy watching Lost in Translation and crying everyday.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-URNS

By this time next month, I'll be in a much colder climate again. And in 6 hours I'll be in Disneyland with like 6 Japanese girls who are gonna make me ride Small World and shit like that. I hear Space and Splash Mountains are a thrill though. And now for sleeping.

It's a fact :O A scientist did a gay test on me, and I passed.Then he put his COck in my bum.

So anyways, living in Japan is awesome, and everyone who says 'Gee yer so lucky wish I could' secretly pisses me off. Think I won the fucking lottery here? Fact of the matter is peeps, ANYTHING I can do, you can do better.

I'm glad I'm drawing again. I'm happy that I can get a response from people who've always been waiting to see THIS PAIRING or THAT PAIRING. <b>Watchers, favers, alt accounts for prudes, commenters, lurkers... yer the best, I'm thankful for each and everyone of ya :3</b> I hope that html shit works here.

Lately I've been very pro boyfriend... which sucks, since my whole life I've been all relationships are stupid and don't work. If you introduce my ass to a chubby geek who bottoms like the Russian economy, I'll draw your fursona eight times, honest.

My visa is up for review soon, so gonna visit North America since I can't work anyway. It'll be nice to speak English again without saying, "Orewa CHO gaijin!!!" first.

*THE NEW JOURNAL!!!* All responses to this journal should be flames on the subject of my lack of contribution. Or if you really hate on me, my personality or stupid journals or whatever.

(1) What is your name?

Will Wilson. I fucking kid you not.

(2) What is your quest?

I already achieved my aspiration in life. I don't really have any long term goals anymore that are deathly important to me. So, I guess pass the time until I die as happily as I can manage.

(3) What is your favorite brand of paste?

I don't use it enough to have a preference.

(4) What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

I don't know.

(5) How old is your mother?

I think 55... 56. Her birthday was a few weeks back. I really, really should contact her about it.

(6) What is your favorite flavor of chocolate?

Milk chocolate is nice.

(7) Where are your pants?

On a number of hangers over my bed. It's a small apartment, but the location is enviable.

(8) What is your uncle's middle name?

George. Same as my father, I think.

(9) Are you answering my questions seriously?

Yes, these ones. However, the fifteen on the bottom labelled <Serious questions> I plan to deal with in a less discerning manner.

(10) What is your second favorite color?

Purple. It used to be my favourite, but I changed to blue, partially out of love for sky and ocean, and probably because I learned purple was a 'gay' colour when I was in fourth grade.

(11) If you had to choose from being mualed by a bear and being clawed to death by a rake what would you choose?

Hmmm, the bear incident isn't "mauled to death", so it would be better.

(12) If you won the lottery, what would buy/do with the money?

I really wouldn't do that much with it. Stretch it out to cover rent and small expenses, and spend the rest of my life working a very minimal schedule.

(13) When was the last time you had a perverted thought?

Quite recently. I love the act of love, so it's no wonder. Lemme' squeeze and rub you.

(14) If you had the choice of going out with Michel Jackson or kissing a really ugly homeless girl who smelled like approximately 57 different guys, what would you do? (If you don't want to answer because of issues you have with ugly homeless girls I'll understand)

Homeless girl, I guess. She sounds like she's had a rough life. That bit of human contact might mean a lot to her.

(15) Is there some reason why you're putting out that grease fire with ethanol?

Apparently, I'm suicidal.


>Serious questions<

1) Who's your favorite author?

Whoever is responsible for the jokes in Bazooka Joe strips.


2) What style of books does he/she write?

Gay ones from the california dustbowl. ALSO, ones about indian kids on lifeboats with tigers. And about ralph fiennes in the desert with a chick.


3) If you were stranded on a deserted island with 50 years worth supply of water and food. Who do wish was on the island with you? (everybody on the earth is not an acceptable answer)

Oscar Wilde (ahahahaha, kids in the hall ref, this ones for all the canucks out there. yanks who watch it don't count, sorry :( )


4) What do you wish was different about your appearance?

3rd nipples for 400$ please.


5) Have you done anything in the past that you should be proud of but aren't?

Jack Black.


6) Have you done anything you should regret but don't?

Also Jack Black, but about three years after high fidelity.


7) What is your favorite hobby?

Easily masturbation. And sarcasm.


8) Have you ever had a brush with death? If so, how old were you and what was the cause?

No, me and Death have seperate combs.


9) How many people do you live with?

Ughhghghghghg.... About 16 in this place. But I only gotta share the crapper with 4 of them, SWEET.


10) Where do you wish you lived?

I live in DOWNTOWN Tokyo. C'mon. Seriously. Don't fuck'n joke with me.


11) When did you first discover you were different from the "normal" crowd.

When I showed my friends a picture I'd drawn of Rover Dangerfield being sodomized by the Thundercats and they didn't approve.


12) What was the worst case of depression you've ever had?

Probably the time I realized I'd never been depressed.


13) Have you ever scared yourself?

Once I half-crapped my pants and considered rubbing my finger in it and giving myself those tribal football things that football guys have on their faces so that I could intimdate anyone who pulled a j'accuse on me.


14) How would you define your personallity?

I'm a low key piano chord.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.


15) Which famous celebrity are you told you most resemble?

One girl told me I look like the child of Brad Pitt and Steve Buscemi. That's a true story. I take it I'm a bug-eyed snaggle tooth with the CHIN OF A GOD.


TAG (BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT)

(I don't know how to do that html type stuff. GAY!!! But I would probably tag Bang... hummm... Noirtheater.... Hmm, hmm... Ahhh... Caesarcub... ArtDecade.... um um... Hammond J... How many do I get? All the lurkers out there also, tagged)

This haiku will fail
To express the joy I feel.
So fucking happy.

When I wrote that, my fast little fingers typed 'jappy' by mistake. My unintentional racism made me burst out with laughter. That's just the way I do it.

Today, I found a 100 yen coin wedged under an automatic door and took it. Then I bought clothing the likes of which North America has never seen. I've become such a clothes addict here... it's disgusting. I can induce vomitting by just thinking about it.

Just bought a coke (1.5 L for 2$, this fucking country) and a bag of Doritos. They've changed the flavour. They only have one flavour, so once a new one comes along, the old one dies and is forgotten faster then a distant relative. The new flavour sucks. The fact I spell 'flavour' with british-english, however, does not.

I dropped a 100 yen coin in the corner store and didn't feel like looking for it. My apathy goes hand in hand with my belief in karma.

Sorry for the lack of art, I had an art block as a result of a metaphorical punch in the balls. But I've massaged them back into position. I might not be as active as before, but I'll try to get back to a regular post once in awhile. I predict the goof troop pairing we've ALL been waiting for will finally come about in the near future. You know what I mean. Him. And him. Doing anal. Awwwww, yeah, you know what I'm sayin'.

hey, tnight is my update for february, so no pictures, cause my new hobby is not drawing but just reading jornals here and saying neat.


1. Do you like animals?
i don't want any anymore. its like a relationship, I just don;t understand it.

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?
nope, and I would kinda not want to, cause it might be awkward :/ what would I say?

3. Are you athletic?
Too many questions, but I did these backwards.

4. Are you: thin, fat, athletically built etc:?
ew, so thin, it makes me want to barf, but I eat like a fucking hog. No fair god, amke me a fatty :(

5. How much do you weigh?
i bounce back and forth bewteen 130-150, but I wish I was heavier, then I could get off to the thought of myself :/

6. What's your height?
my passport says 170 cm but that is a lie, I've never measured myself, but short. maybe 5'2"/?

7. Shoe size?
half a size short of ten

8. Girls- are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?
girls are cute when they are kinda tomboyish. and girls that look like MATTEL products are really not hot, in case you are reading this MS hilton.

9. Guys- Are you girly, or guyish?
I drink beer and talk about tiitttes.

10. How old are you?
23 but only by a little and i look younger and use that to ym advantage :(

11. When's your birthday?
november 21st, 1983, at 6:30 am at rocky view hispital in calgary alberta.

12. Do you like to receive giftart?
yeah, cause its like hey, you're kinda cool, i dig you,but it don't have to be art, just a comment is cool :)

13. Are you sociable?
Only +beer or after I know you a little. if you're new, or I know you really well, then I probably will just glare at you and act kinda bored :(

14. Do you have many friends?
NO< they all have me.

15. What's your nationality?
kakakanadian, so I'm like a commie but too laid back to change anything and I like beer.

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?
no, it's really nerve wracking, I can;t even skype well.

17. Are you single or taken?
single, cause the only succesful relationships are when both partiest are convinced they can;t do any better :(

18. Do you eat meat?
beef and chicken but not pork, cause buta eat their own shit. That ain't cool. But then cows probably do too, if you make them.

19. Are you paranoid?
Nah, but too cynical, as in all good deeds have an ulterior motive, so I guess thats a kind of paranoia/ Also I would suspect if I read this in another person journal that they had some terrible reason for doing it, and I'd try and figure it out, which is a good indication that I myself have a terrible ulterior motive, but not really tonight, it's just for fun and kinda guilt cause I havent done dick shit all here in like five nonths,

20. Do you read a lot?
Yup, but i've been reading the same two books for the past two months cause I'm seriously lazy. On is so good and the other is so bad i want to eat my own placenta.

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?
YUp! Right now I'm liking brand new and muse and someone at work is turning me onto dead kennedys, but those arent types.

22. Do you play any instruments?
yes, if by instruments you mean nightly, anf by play any you mean sleep

23. How long have you been drawing?
four yearsish. but this question is mean, it excudes not artists from participating :/

24. What’s the meaning of life?
to die :(

K, I dont wanna post anything else, and this kinda relived my guilt, so gnight for now :) Happy valentines day, in Japan girls give chocolate to boys o.o

These are the five core things-

NUMBER ONE: Listening to yer mp3 player of choice and there's a song that's kinda mellow, but then kicks into gear right when you do something that matches the music. That makes me go, "AWESOME." right out loud.

NUMBER TWO: Spiderman and his Amazing Friends.

NUMBER tzTHREE: NOT quiting furry, because if you do the only place you can get your naked cartoon character fix is grafitti under bridges.

NUMBER FOUR: A couple of CHOICE artists around here that consistently draw the best pic they have ever drawn and do not have personalities that make me dig my fingers into my eyes.

NUMBER FIVE: Nailing a stranger who is willing to do that kinky thing nobody else would do and NOT being disappointed at how unsexy the real thing turns out to be.

THIS IS NOT A MEME, IT IS ONLY THE RESULT OF TOO MUCH SUGAR TOO LATE AT NIGHT. If you steal it, then you are a bad person, and will be unwatched by HUDREDS of lurker fans you don't really appreciate enough!

Hey diddle diddle, sorry for the piddle! :P I was just gettin' some frustration off here, I didn't mean to come off so needy about such an inconsequential problem. Thanks for all the good advice, I think I will do the que sera sera thing and pretend I am as conscientious a queer as the rest of ya.

Until I get "No, really, ARE YOU?" Three more times, then it's nail a guy in the kitchen and get caught time.

Okay mutual masturbaters, my plane is outta here in 24 hours so this is probably last post for awhile. Or not. Japan is made of Wifi signals, I hear. I'll try and sneak in some last minute porn before I go, and I'll go around to all my fave artists pages and be all mushy about their artwork, just incase my plane explodes and I NEVER GET TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU ALL! <sniffle> Furry porno fills the empty space in my heart and my boxers. Yadda-yadda.

I plan to slurp my udon noodles.

GENERAL

(001) Your gender: All man.
(002) Sexual orientation: Gay like springtime.
(003) Single? Yup. Personal history + Family life indicates this is for the best.
(004) Do you want to be? Nah, I wanna find TRUE LOVE.
(005) Your birthday: 21st of Novembre, '83
(006) Age you wish you were: Hmm. 21 one more time.
(007) Your height: Passport says 170 cm. That's a fucking lie.
(008) The color of your eyes: Green with creepy yellow crap.
(009) The color of your hair: An exciting shade of brown.
(010) Piercings: None, the body is a temple.
(011) Tattoos: I'd spend every day looking at it and wondering what my regular skin looks like underneath. I'm lame like that.

DO YOU

(012) Smoke? No. My whole family did, so I didn't to be a rebel. Love the smell though. Exhale on me PLEASE.
(013) Do drugs? Social pot head!
(014) Read the newspaper? Yeah, if one is available.
(015) Pray? ... Hum. I don't know. I guess I still do once in awhile, but I don't really believe anyone's listening. Maybe I'm trying to be ironic?
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Haha, always. This dumb fandom has me addicted to chat.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Yeah, very often. I like being wet.
(018) Drive? Never bothered. Due to country hopping and lethargy.
(019) Like to drive fast? Well... I guess, if I did I would.
(020) Hurt yourself? Intentionally and physically? No, that'd be dumb.

HAVE YOU EVER

(021) Been out of the country? Yup.
(022) Been in love? Uh... Well, I guess in the necessary biological way with family. Younger and more naive, yeah, I'd have got on board with that.
(023) Done drugs? Already asked this one.
(024) Gone skinny dipping? Haha, no, could probably count the times I've gone swimming on fingers and toes.
(025) Had any type of surgery? Ehh, no, got some work done on my jaw as a kid, but that was more dental... surgery. I don't think that counts.
(026) Ran away from home? Oh, I was gonna say no, but I once made my way to the greyhound station with that intent. Of course, I pussied out ; )
(027) Played strip poker? No, but it's on my to do list.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Yeah, my older brother thrashed me good a few times.
(029) Been picked on? Only in Jr. High. Otherwise, I did the picking... Don't know how proud I am of that.
(030) Been on stage? Haha, yeah, school plays out the ass.
(031) Slept outdoors? Used to camp in the backyard as a kid with my sibs and old man. Never liked it.
(032) Thought about suicide? Only in the teenage Suicide Club sense. Never as an actual solution.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? College was nothin' but.
(034) If yes, what is your record? Haha, we had a contest to see if you'd really go crazy after 72 hours. I think I was around 60 when I just crashed.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Never.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Yeah, often after parties.
(037) Slept all day? Everyday.
(038) Killed someone? Not directly, no. Probably not indirectly either. Who can say.
(039) Made out with a stranger? Yuppers. I don't buy into that love stuff that much, so I'm free to whore it up.
(041) Had sex with a stranger? Copy and paste last answer.
(042) Kissed the same sex? Eh, only crappy tongue wrestling. Never anything Hollywood romance.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Gimme' a break...
(044) Been betrayed? Yeah, of course. People can be shits, no biggie.
(045) Broken the law? Yeah, just juvenile stuff.
(046) Met a famous person? Not that I can think of.
(047) Been on radio/TV? Haha, background of a news story as a kid. I was ecstatic about it at the time.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? No way, I'm way too chickenshit!
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Nope. Screw nerves.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? AHAHA, my first time, I caught the guy checking his watch! AHAHAHA! I DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE PEOPLE!
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Recurring dreams, yeah, I used to a lot. I dont think I do anymore though. None that I can recall.

APPAREL

(052) Shoe brand - None? Sorry. Rockports, I guess?
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Doesn't matter too much. Sometimes I have to wear formal office attire, not often though.
(054) Wear hats? Never in my life have I been a hat person, but I haven't taken the toque I'm wearing right now off except to shower. Don't know why. It's ugly.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Yeah. People in Tommy Hilfiger shirts get judgement.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? If I need to feel pretty...
(057) Favorite place to shop: A grocery store, I guess. I don't care much for shopping.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: Ratty green overshirt.
(059) Are you trendy: Oh yeah, underwear outside my clothing. Just wait 'til this shit catches on.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN


(060) Life on other planets: Seems mathematically likely.
(061) Miracles? I don't think there is room for 'em in the modern age.
(062) Astrology? Haha, absolutely not.
(063) Magic? Nah. Kinda wish I could.
(064) God? Eh... Maybe in some dumb abstract sense. Colour me agnostic.
(065) Satan? No, but he seems like an okay kind a' guy.
(066) Santa? No, when he didn't give me anything after moving out I caught on.
(067) Ghosts? Haha, yeah, damn. OTHER THEN THAT I'M PRETTY RATIONAL, HONEST!
(068) Luck? Yeah, I live a pretty charmed life myself.
(069) Love at first sight? Lust at first sight, you mean.
(070) Yin and Yang? No, but I like the idea.
(071) Witches? Yeah, and if they are heavier then a duck you gotta burn 'em.
(072) Easter bunny? Fuck... Are you kidding? What kind of twit would I hafta be.
(073) Fidelity? Haha, I think if you commit yourself, yes, you'd better have some degree of it.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? ...

LOVE

(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? No? Though I guess I'm really the type that should. It can be tough being surrounded by people who all want love, when I prefer to be alone.
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yeah.
(077) Still love him/her? Uh. Haha, now I'm uncomfortable.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? I just don't consider love.
(079) What do you find romantic? Sex.
(080) Turn-on: Love handles. Personality doesn't matter anymore, I guess. It's never serious.
(081) Turn-off: Not much. People who are too much like me, in any sense.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Oops... shit, hahaha, well... This whole sections unfair! I sound like a sperm dumpster.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Thought it was. Where do you live?
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Stupid question. The things that attract me are very attractive in my eyes.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Uh, not really, but I've had a few offers. I think it's my charming personality that wins them over.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? The greatest gift of all. The gift... of friendship.
(087) Are you in love? I don't... Really believe in it. Sorry, call me cynical. I don't understand why two people would want to spend their lives together. That might just be my life talkin', but MAYBE YOU'RE ALL FOOLING YOURSELVES!

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...

(088) That you laughed at? Myself :)
(089) That laughed at you? Haha, well... ditto I guess.
(090) That turned you on? Some guy waiting for a train. Had that 'nobody could ever find me attractive' hangdog look. I dig guys who don't think they're hot.
(091) You went shopping with? My oldest brother.
(092) To disappoint you? Answering this would just highlight my jackassishness. More so.
(093) To ask you out? ... Christ, on a real date. Amanda back in College. Holy shit. I really am a man whore.
(094) To make you cry? Haha, artDecade's dumb comic.
(095) To brighten up your day? Someone who made me feel genuinely happy? Actually, I guess Brokenwing really brightened my mood yesterday.
(096) That you thought about? Brokenwing, since he was the answer to the previous question. That's kinda dumb.
(097) You saw a movie with? Chris n' Claire. Jet Li's Fearless. Kung Fu fluff, God, I could bath in it.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Claire, before the movie.
(099) You talked to through IM? TFC.
(100) You saw? Technically, myself due to mirrors in the bathroom?
(101) You turned down? TFC.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

(104) Smiled? Probably once or twice while writing this.
(105) Laughed? Ditto. Sorry, these answers aren't very creative.
(106) Cried? A little after that comic was posted. Haven't since then. Not 'cause I find it emasculating, I just don't do it much.
(107) Bought something? Can't recall... uhm. I guess a day ago? A 12 pack of coke, and a bag of broccoli. These are my eating habits.
(108) Danced? Uh... long time ago. I should do it more.
(109) Were sarcastic? Who can keep track?
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Last... uh... Wednesday. Tongue kissing shit. It was BAD.
(111) Talked to an enemy? Haha, an enemy? HAHA, do people actually have those these days? I need to get me one, someone flame me quick.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? I've misplaced Kill Bill Vol. 2, and there's not much reason watching Vol. 1 without it, so... awhile I guess ;P
(113) Talked on the phone? A day ago, I guess. I don't like talking on the phone. It makes me nervous. Person to person communication PLEASE.
(114) Listened to the radio? Doin' it right now! "We decided that we would have a soda... my favourite flavour, cherry red. I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy... yeah, and he said one word to me and that was this-"
(115) Watched TV? About 4 hours ago. Some documentary about Sierra Leone and child labour in dolomite mines. Good stuff.
(116) Went out? About 3 hours ago, just for a little walk. Walking around at one in the morning, best way to see people at their most interesting.
(117) Helped someone? I bought coffee for some homeless guy two days ago... but it was just cause a' my mood. I don't think I'm naturally charitable ;P
(118) Sang? Doin' it right now! And even though I'm an awful singer, I sing OUT LOUD all the time!
(119) Said "I love you"? This meme is the biggest fucking guilt trip ever for me. God, I don't know. Talking to my mom on the phone awhile back, she probably refused to hang up until I did.
(120) Got drunk? Monday, after the movie.

There, now ya all know the Beav a little better. I can just feel the unwatches coming.

The grapevine tells me it's time for Brian Griffin porn, so git on 'er! Then you can be a porn artist too, and beleive me, it's worth it. So liberating, like a speedo on a cold day, or noticing you typed 'believe' too quickly in a previous sentence, and not caring enough to fix it.

The root of this evil is http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/40006/

Visa denied, so I'm stuck around trying to make the porno for another 3 weeks. Stupid Osaka, probably a shitty place to live anyway. I'm gonna be eating nothing but fish.

I don't really have anything else to say... ummm... Porn funks are shitty. I wanna draw cocks on cartoon characters.

Grr, I can't stand all the art knocking some artists do! Don't you have any grasp of how unfreaking believably talented you are! There's so much shit here I'd never be able to do with all the practice in the world, but artists keep rippin' into themselves. It's one thing when a limpwrist like me does it, but good God! If you've got 4 digits on your watch list, you can probably bank yer talent! And guess what, even if ya don't, just take a good long look at what you draw.
It's got 12 page views, and 2 faves? THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT A BAD PIC! IT JUST MEANS IT DIDN'T HAVE A PENIS IN IT!
If what you draw does it for you, then it shouldn't matter how much traffic it musters. And if what you draw does it for you, then it's not that important if someone else can do it a hundred times better.
It's nice when your work strikes a cord with someone else, but if yer just here for the notoriety, buy a webcam and masturbate for real profit margins.

On the other hand, all the artists who don't tear their own art apart are ego cases, and I hate them ;)

Screw violent anime, stuff like this is why Japan is the best.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2753217

On that note, in the less gay sex centric part o' my life where I wear a tie and try not to bark at chubbies, I myself am probably headed to the land of the rising sun in early September. Which means my ability to produce porn will be null and void unless I get a tablet, sniffle, sniffle. So if I owe you some kind o' porn, be sure ta bug me about before I go.

The only thing about FA I can't wrap my head around is how ya find the 'million-more-talented-artists-then-you'. The only time I see work by people I don't already watch is the two seconds I spend on the main page. Is there some secret I'm too inbred ta figure out?

Sorry I took off without so much as a hoo-hurrah. I was out west doing stuff, and since it doesn't pertain to porno in anyway I don't have to tell you a thing about it!

I did get chased by cops though, which really made me happy. I'm gonna be too old for that kinda shit soon, so I'd better get it done now.

Next submissions will be a Fox McCloud/Peppy, a Jumba/Stitch and... um.... Well, that's it for now. Lemme know if there's something you wanna see and it might end up on my plate.

Hey. Uh, same old story. Just figuring out how all this stuff works. Now I've gotta go refave and rewatch all the sloppy sex I've come to love. I swear to God, I'll be posting something new here next week. And there's a slight chance it will have gay sex in it.