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I had a dream last night. (Contains a bit of flattening)
Posted 8 years agoI can only remember a little part of the dream, but here goes.
There were people on a giant chess board, and it was good guys versus bad guys. One bad guy used caused giant, gray, stone blocks to fall from the sky over an empty square. I quickly maneuvered Pit from Kid Icarus: Uprising to stand under the stones, and it ended up flattening him. Once the stones disappeared, Pit remained flat, and I had him team up with Dark Pit from the same game, though Dark Pit wore Pit as a cape.mIt was strange that flat Pit's support caused Dark Pit's stat's to increase a lot, but I was impressed that someone as thin as paper was able to cause someone to have a great defense. I was now Dark Pit, and the enemies were no longer creatures. Instead they were frames with a picture of a character on them. I used my longstaff to shoot at a picture, and once I did, it's brightness faded. Peach ran past me as I got down and puled a bomb out of the ground and threw it. Someone did try to flatten me, but Flat Pit prevented it from happening. I decided I would put trash bags full of trash on the floor, but that was a mistake. I felt Pitcake getting nervous, his body becoming intense and he then uttered "Self destruct" It killed me.
I now want fan art of Pit flattened... new art, mind you.
There were people on a giant chess board, and it was good guys versus bad guys. One bad guy used caused giant, gray, stone blocks to fall from the sky over an empty square. I quickly maneuvered Pit from Kid Icarus: Uprising to stand under the stones, and it ended up flattening him. Once the stones disappeared, Pit remained flat, and I had him team up with Dark Pit from the same game, though Dark Pit wore Pit as a cape.mIt was strange that flat Pit's support caused Dark Pit's stat's to increase a lot, but I was impressed that someone as thin as paper was able to cause someone to have a great defense. I was now Dark Pit, and the enemies were no longer creatures. Instead they were frames with a picture of a character on them. I used my longstaff to shoot at a picture, and once I did, it's brightness faded. Peach ran past me as I got down and puled a bomb out of the ground and threw it. Someone did try to flatten me, but Flat Pit prevented it from happening. I decided I would put trash bags full of trash on the floor, but that was a mistake. I felt Pitcake getting nervous, his body becoming intense and he then uttered "Self destruct" It killed me.
I now want fan art of Pit flattened... new art, mind you.
How bad am I?
Posted 8 years agoIf you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[ ] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[] broken a mirror [several]
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[] skipped school
[ ] had surgery
[] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 24
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
Total: 30
I am average
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[ ] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[] broken a mirror [several]
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[] skipped school
[ ] had surgery
[] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 24
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
Total: 30
I am average
209 watchers
Posted 8 years agoI was looking through my screencaps and I saw an old screencap I had forgotten about when I was sending a couple of screencaps to someone. After I viewed it, I thought to myself "Oh, I have 67 watchers on FA. I wonder how many watchers I have now," and that was when I learned I had 209 watchers! I don't post a lot, so I'm just... wow! Well, I do have stories planned, so there's that. I can hardly believe that many people would watch me.
A Friend's Friend needs financial assistance
Posted 8 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/user/brycemorningstar
That user above was in a car wreck. He is fine, but his vehicle isn't, and he needs money to pay for the damages. He also has to pay off a loan as well.
That user above was in a car wreck. He is fine, but his vehicle isn't, and he needs money to pay for the damages. He also has to pay off a loan as well.
TMI Saturday and Sunday.
Posted 8 years agoAsk and I'll answer.
TMI Week!
Posted 8 years agoDue to having forgotten to do TMI the last three weeks, I am doing TMI week to make up for it. Ask any questions except for the usual "do not ask" sort of things.
Califur Wild West? COMMISSIONS OPENED!
Posted 8 years agoHas anyone been there? I have never been to a fur con before... I don't even have a fur suit! Califur had sent me a message on twitter saying
I was thrilled to bits when I received the news! The only problem now is that I have no income since I am not currently working, and I have not heard from any of the places I applied to, except for Target (and they turned me down), so I won't have the money to attend.
I have decided to open commissions for this very reason in hopes that I will earn enough money to make it... but uh... yeah... anyways, I hope you guys like my stories and poems enough to commission me. I think five dollars for stories, Abecedarians, acrostics, cinquains, Rondeaus, and tankas is fair. $1 for Haikus and Limericks.
"Hello [twitter name redacted]. We have an anonymous fur wishing to pay for your Califur 2018 membership including an ice cream social and maid cafe ticket. They asked us to get your permission to do so."I was thrilled to bits when I received the news! The only problem now is that I have no income since I am not currently working, and I have not heard from any of the places I applied to, except for Target (and they turned me down), so I won't have the money to attend.
I have decided to open commissions for this very reason in hopes that I will earn enough money to make it... but uh... yeah... anyways, I hope you guys like my stories and poems enough to commission me. I think five dollars for stories, Abecedarians, acrostics, cinquains, Rondeaus, and tankas is fair. $1 for Haikus and Limericks.
Just a question
Posted 8 years agoI am thinking of hosting a YCH, but it involves mooning and flattening. Would anyone who is able to pay be willing to pay for a spot?
I have made a commission based decision
Posted 8 years agoCommissions are for stories and poems only.
EDIT: I forgot about the two stories I was going to do, so... let me count. Two for him, one for him, two for him. Alright, that makes fiv. I have five stories to do.
Wooh!
Posted 8 years agoYesterday was my birthday, and it was okay... I wish my cat were here for my birthday. Waiting for friend to find his wallet since I'm wanting to buy myself a fountain pen, a converter, and some ink. Also, I'll have to have a cup for the pen so if it leaks, it won't get anywhere.
Who here also likes fountain pens?
Who here also likes fountain pens?
Back to work
Posted 8 years agoMy mattress is clean now.
Everything on hold
Posted 8 years agoEverything will be on hold until my mattress is clean or until I get a new mattress/bed , and that includes trades.
Please help?
Posted 8 years agoI'm having mattress problems. It started off small, with a bad smell, but after cleaning it, putting it outside, and then bringing it back in, it got worse when I cleaned it some more, so I want a new mattress or a new bed. Please help.
TMI Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday!
Posted 8 years agoAsk and I'll answer as honestly as I can.
Free Sticker Raffle!
Posted 8 years agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8221272/ That guy is doing a sticker raffle, so join in and check it out!
Just a question
Posted 8 years agoWould any of my watchers object to me submitting stories or poems in a cursive font?
Someone is doing a free art request! (Not mine)
Posted 8 years agoStories and poems I owe
Posted 8 years agoFlattenedsilver2- Story of David Young being flattened
Spyrocks- Pawplay story
SolidScale- A story
Ryan-music-box-pony- A story
Fredricknielsen- A story of Corvus shrunkin down, and then maybe eaten by Gilda who is unaware of him
Joseph Jackyl- put Joeseph through some squishing fun.
Sterilesubsandwich- A poem about a soldier’s experience.
A friend on another site- Two poems. One of Bill from Gravity Falls and one about Deer.
A friend on another site- Him fighting Battra, and another of him having Bill as a roommate
Ak1- A story.
Dragonballfan- A story of Bowser capturing Fox McCloud and squashing him into a ball.
Spyrocks- Pawplay story
SolidScale- A story
Ryan-music-box-pony- A story
Fredricknielsen- A story of Corvus shrunkin down, and then maybe eaten by Gilda who is unaware of him
Joseph Jackyl- put Joeseph through some squishing fun.
Sterilesubsandwich- A poem about a soldier’s experience.
A friend on another site- Two poems. One of Bill from Gravity Falls and one about Deer.
A friend on another site- Him fighting Battra, and another of him having Bill as a roommate
Ak1- A story.
Dragonballfan- A story of Bowser capturing Fox McCloud and squashing him into a ball.
TMI Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday
Posted 8 years agoAsk and I'll answer.
Story YCH- vault 063
Posted 9 years ago
keeperofjunk is doing a ych with a story that will involve kinks preferred ! $10 a slot by buyers. Go for it!http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8077810/
TMI Tuesdy, Wednesday, Thursday
Posted 9 years agoAsk and I'll answer.
Hello, Furries!
Posted 9 years agoLooking for a Discord server for flattening? Then come to The Squish Gang! This discord server has memes, music, art, roleplays, AND events! Come on down and meet fellow furries who are into flattening! I hope to see you there! There are plenty of users to chat and have fun with, so what are you waiting for?
AnimeLoverChaos
Posted 9 years agoAccording to this journal In Memory of nimeLoverChaos, Animeloverchaos is no longer with us. I do wish I spoke to him more.
Skype
Posted 9 years agoI am having difficulties with skype... I can only log into the "Having trouble signing in?" part, but the chatting part of skype is where I am unable to log in.
TMI Sunday and Monday.
Posted 9 years agoAsk and I'll answer.
