Moved to  OmegaKTTN

Stuff that I won't be taking over will be left here, due to AUP Police.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7031429/

Need I say more?

http://www.change.org/petitions/sto.....yees-facebooks

Something kinda self explanatory. Spread this bitch around like butter on a roll~!

 savageturtlestudios savageturtlestudios savageturtlestudios

^^^ Free fursuit tail raffle!

That's pretty much all there is to say for it.

As always, place your player on shuffle. I always give leniency and let track 1 be something of your choice, the rest must be shuffled.

I TAG NOBODY AND EVERYONE CAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

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Track order

1) First song is the overall Apocalypse theme.
2) First zombie kill
3) Horde Chase
4) Killing a loved one
5) Finding a survivor group
6) New love interest
7) The Final Stand
8) Survived it all?
9) The bite mark on you
10) Credits

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1) FREAKY by Koda Kumi
2) Violet Sauce by Namie Amuro
3) Dangerous by BoA
4) 0時前のツンデレラ by Koda Kumi
5) RESCUE by KAT-TUN
6) Please Don't Go by 2NE1
7) Do or Die by Namie Amuro
8) Edge (Extended Mix) by Perfume
9) Survivor by DBSK
10) Hashire! by Koda Kumi

Once again, a FREE ref sheet by Bayou. The only real stipulation is, your character must be awesome. Why? Because awesome characters are AWESOME, and, copying a Pokemon/Digimon is just kinda, meh.

Follow the link for more details.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2368669

Done by  Drake_theGreen

Yes, IT'S FREE.
Yes, IT'S YOUR FURSONA.
Yes, IT'S FREE. Samuel L. Jackson says so.
Yes, it will fit the size of your own desktop screen!

ZOMGS!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1717801/

Someone accused my cell phone, a Motorola Droid, to be recording in the bathroom at WalMart today, based on the fact that my phone holster is designed to have the screen facing inward in order to protect it.

WHAT THE FUCK D:< SO GROSS. I hate people my age sometimes, I mean, sometimes they get nastier than I am, and damn, that is some hard shit to do sometimes.

You remove the META/EXIF data from most pictures, thus, making me feel more secure about myself knowing that nobody can stalk me on FA by extrapolating GPS data from my pictures and obtaining my address.

UNLIKE FACEBOOK
AND MYSPACE
AND PHOTOBUCKET
AND GUYSWITHIPHONES.COM
AND A WHOLE FUCKTON OF OTHER WEBSITES

Stolen from  hysterium

HOLY SHIT IM THE AGE I SHOULD BE

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. (Starbucks, hello~)
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election. (F DAT)
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[X] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[ ] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[ ] You have filed a tax return (Cause I don't make enough)
[x] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR

Total = 19

Stolen from  clayton

I've marked my offenses with X's, so, don't forget to remove them if you copypasta this.

The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 X
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25 X
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20 X
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20 X
Been jumped -- $10 X
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 X
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30 XXX
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20 XX
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 XXXXX
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 XX
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 XX
Masturbated -- $10 XXXXXX
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 XXXXX
Got oral -- $5 XXXXX
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25 XXXX
Stole something -- $10 XXXXXX
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15 X
Had a threesome -- $50 XXX
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 X
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20 XXXXXXXX
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 XX
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5 X
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5 X
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50 XXXXXX
Played spin the bottle -- $5 XX
Done something you regret -- $20 XXX
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 X
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80 XXXXXXXXXX
Lied to your mate -- $5 X
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 XX

I hate that shit.
I will not play it with you.
I will not install it on my laptop just for you.
I'd rather shove my dick in a coke can and masturbate.
I would be more inclined to choose Pokemon or Digimon over COD.

That is all.

I did the Life Soundtrack thing again, but this time, instead of setting iTunes to random, I went through and chose songs and made them fit as best I could. So, here we go again.

Opening Credits: 1582 by KAT-TUN (中丸雄一)

Waking Up: 䴀礀 䰀椀昀攀 by Hyori Lee (이효리)

First Day at School: CLAP! by DBSK/THSK (東方神起/동방신기)

Losing a Loved One: Moon Crying by Koda Kumi (倖田來未)

First Kiss: Touched My Body (BoA vs. Amerie vs. Mariah Carey vs. T.I by Yigytugd

Falling in Love: CRAZY LOVE by DBSK/THSK (東方神起/동방신기)

Birthday Song: TRICK Live Version (From TRICK Tour 2009) by Koda Kumi (倖田來未)

Fight Song: THE NEXT DOOR [INDESTRUCTIBLE] ft. Flo Rida by EXILE

Breaking Up: I Know ft. Teddy Se7eN

Prom: Stay Gold by Utada Hikaru (宇多田ヒカル)

Mental Breakdown: DARKNESS EYES by DBSK/THSK (東方神起/동방신기)

Driving: Toc Toc Toc (ver.2) by Hyori Lee (이효리)

Flashback: 동화 (My Child) by Girls' Generation (소녀시대 (So Nyeo Shi Dae))

Getting Back Together: Get Ya` by Hyori Lee (이효리)

Wedding: 24 by Koda Kumi (倖田來未)

Birth of Child: Alive (Instrumental) by Koda Kumi (倖田來未)

Final Battle: Hear the Alarm? by Meisa Kuroki (黒木メイサ)

Reflecting on Life: Mirrorcle World (Original Instrumental) by Ayumi Hamasaki (浜崎あゆみ)

Death Scene: RESCUE by KAT-TUN (中丸雄一)

Funeral Song: m.a.z.e (Remix) by Koda Kumi (倖田來未)

End Credits: Hot Issue (Remix) by 4minute

Stolen from  menchi327

And before we start, TAG, YOU'RE FUCKIN' IT,  yoshifoxburr,  knuxlight,  prguitarman,  ollis,  toddfawx.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) *
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
7. When you're finished tag 5 People to do it!

Starting from Miro II by Lee Jung Hyun, because I was listening to iTunes prior to this challenge.

Opening Credits: 甘い罠 by Koda Kumi

Waking Up: Rainism (English Version) by Rain(Bi)

First Day at School: Asian Freak Show by Super Junior (From Super Show)

Losing a Loved One: 愛の華 (オリジナル・カラオケ) by KAT-TUN

First Kiss: Touched My Body (BoA vs. Amerie vs. Mariah Carey vs. T.I.) by Yigytugd

Falling in Love: Purple Line by DBSK/THSK

Birthday Song: 「有閑倶楽部」メインテーマ by Yamashita Kosuke

Fight Song: Stairwell Flight by David Arnold (Lol Casino Royale OST)

Breaking Up: Wishing On The Same Star by Namie Amuro

Prom: You're My Endless Love (말하자면) by Super Junior

Mental Breakdown: RESCUE by KAT-TUN

Driving: Sign (Junjaman Remix) by Brown Eye'd Girls

Flashback: Prisoner Of Love (Quiet Version) (Original Karaoke) by Utada Hikaru

Getting Back Together: PROUD by DBSK/THSK

Wedding: Your Love by Koda Kumi

Birth of Child: 기도... (Intro to Prayer) by IVY

Final Battle: It's all Love ft. Misono by Koda Kumi

Reflecting on Life: テイク 5 by Utada Hikaru

Death Scene: m.a.z.e by Koda Kumi

Funeral Song: Keep the Faith(インストゥルメンタル) by Yamashita Kosuke and KAT-TUN

End Credits: Lu Xun Revisited (Instrumental) by The Shanghai Restoration Project

Gotta get rid of the interbutts for a month or two. Need to do some stuff that doesn't need to get leaked. :I

See you in 31.

THE ENDING IS BALLS D:<

I just finished a Halo 3 tournament.

I lost. 25 to 2. Technically 0 cause at 23 I wanted to kill myself and get outta there faster, but, that didn't work out too well.

I know he's a screenwatcher, because every time I used a teleporter, he knew exactly which one I used, and where I was. He was benefited by the fact that he was strictly sniper and shottie.

But, it's OK. If he loses this round, great, I won't have to worry about his antics continuing on a bigger scale. If he wins, well, he'll have more people watching over him more closely. Hopefully, someone will catch him, and then, I will be glad.

Needless to say, I'm glad I got out of there, after I notified the management, else I would have created a scene. I may have drove a little faster than I should have, but, it's OK. I'll be sticking strictly to DDR tournaments now.

Imagine this. You're at Starbucks, and you make a drink for a female customer. You hand it off to her and wish her a good day. Then, a few minutes later, she comes back and says her drink is wrong. You ask what's wrong with it, and offer to make a new one, and upgrade her from grande to venti. Instead, she becomes irate, and throws some pipin' hot coffee on your face. You take it in stride and say "Excuse me, Ma'am, I need to get my manager." Getting the manager isn't on your mind. Instead, you start up a new cup of coffee for her, making sure the milk is EXTRA hot. Then, you go to the coffee grinder and grind up some beans, and then put it in your apron pocket, and go to the back. You come out a minute later and approach the woman from behind the counter and tell her, "The manager will be out shortly. Can I fix you a new drink?" She instead, calls you an incompetent Barista, and demands a refund, there and now. You protest and say the manager must authorize it, she becomes even more infuriated. You sigh, and finally say, "Fine, have a refund out of my tips, it's the least I can do." You reach into your apron pocket, grab a handfull of ground coffee, and then you throw it at her face. She screams, you jump over the counter, and pick her up like you just married her, and flip her upside down. Luckly, this bastard of a human is wearing a dress, and, as a bonus, she's got no underwear on. Perfect. You pick up the hot coffee you made, open up her vag, and pour it in, and, right after, you grab the whipped cream dispenser, and fill her up with some of that too, then seal her up with some napkins and a fist to the vagoo. You flip her to her feet, shake her up a little, guide her to the door, open it, kick her ass out, and scream, "Don't you EVER come back to my Starbucks again without manners, you whore." While you come back in, some of the customers are laughing and cheering, while a few stay in awe and shock, while your co-wokers clap and congratulate you on what they've always wanted to do. Your manager approaches you, gives you a 2 dollar raise, a promotion to supervisor, an extra week of vacation, and the rest of the weekend off. Starbucks Corporate doesn't get a word of what you've done. This, is a Baristas perfect bitchy customer dream.

Woo, go me?

somedudewithabigdick: i cant fuck u .... i hve no condoms lol
:FleetKitten:: I have one!
somedudewithabigdick: lol
:FleetKitten:: Though I'm not sure you can use Trojan large XD
I'm more than sure you're XL
somedudewithabigdick: lol
i dnot konw U tell me
:FleetKitten:: Uhm.
XXL just to be safe <.<
somedudewithabigdick: lol it would fall off and get stuck up inside u lol
:FleetKitten:: ...
That'd be awkward trying to get out :I
somedudewithabigdick: hahah i would nto be the one fishin
:FleetKitten:: HAHAHA XD

Have you ever done something, but felt beyond bad for it for not apparent reason?

I just did one of those.

I'll be on a semi-long hiatus.

One of the roomies has le-probation, and the monitor is going to be installed, so, I have to back up everything~, and also, no more porns.

So, I'll update whenever.

 Timothy: if your boss tells you to do something you do it
 Timothy: if he tells you to bend over you do it
 FleetKitten: I'm not touching her clit D:<
 Timothy: well in that case she could peg you x3
 FleetKitten: D:
 FleetKitten: YOU NASTY
 Timothy: ROFL
 FleetKitten: GET OUT
 Timothy: im just teasing
 Timothy: GOD
 Timothy: and what are you gonna do if i tell you to bend over?
 FleetKitten: Ask if you're gonna use the spicy cheese sauce for lube.
 FleetKitten: Cause no way is that goin' in my ass.
 Timothy: WTF
 FleetKitten: It hurts goin out as is.
 Timothy: WTF
 Timothy: no im gonna use the Wet Platinum
 Timothy: and im going to just line it up and push the head in then force it all in and make you take it and get used to it
 FleetKitten: So long as you cum in my taco salad
 Timothy: wth are you talking about
 FleetKitten: Taco Bell
 Timothy: lol you like taco bell don't you?

http://appulo.us/appdb/?page=viewapp&id=10827

You require a jailbroken iPhone/iTouch for this app.

It's good, so far.

That is all.

So we had a house warming party.

Suddenly there was beer pong.

Then I formed a migrane.

And right now, people are throwing up.

I appreciate their pain.