So I saw this meme by  dragonlover and I just thought it was amusing! So here we go... 20 not so true thing about me!

What was going through the minds of all of Flicker's victims before they died? His shoe.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Flicker thrives on pain. Flicker then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Flicker actually built the stairway to heaven.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Flicker. The film was canceled shortly after going into pre-production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Flicker CAN believe it's not butter.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Flicker.

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Flicker is the stuntman for every character.

Flicker doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.

Flicker invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Flicker needed a back scratcher.

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Flicker's warm-up exercises.

Flicker can kill two stones with one bird.

When Flicker sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Flicker.

Flicker once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

The truth will set you free. Unless Flicker has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Flicker. Flicker eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

When Flicker goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Flicker beats all 3 at the same time.

Staring at Flicker for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.


Try it out for yourself at: http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php

Hey guys, I REALLY need to get some money so i'm selling a heap of items as follows:


Nintendo DS Lite (limited edition black / red version) with 2 Games and Charger 80 dollars

Cooking Mama

Pokemon Diamond

Nokia E63 (Locked to Vodafone and can be unlocked for 25 dollars) - $50 including charger and PC Cable

MicroSD Card (4GB) $10 dollars

Logitech X-210 Speaker System (2 Speakers + Subwoofer) - $20

DVD's are 10 dollars unless otherwise marked. Buy 5 DVD's and get 1 free!

Agent Cody Banks
Avatar
Brokeback Mountain
Catch That Kid
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3 (2 Disk Special Edition)
The Final Destination
All 4 Final Destination Movies: $30
Finding Nemo (2 disk special edition)
Gremlins 2 - The New Batch
How I Met Your Mother Seasons 1 - 2: $15 Per Season
How I Met Your Mother Seasons 3 - 4: $20 Per Season
How I Met Your Mother Seasons 1 - 4: $50
High School Musical
Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dream-coat
Justin Timberlake Future/Sex Love Show (Blu Ray / Special feature disk) $15
Kentucky Fried Movie
Lilo and Stitch
Moulin Rouge
Scooby Doo
Sylvester and Friends (5 episodes) $5
The Cat in the Hat
Thunderpants
The Emperor's New Groove
The Illusionist
Ugly Betty Season 1 (6 disks) $20
X-men The Last Stand (2 disk special edition)


If you are interested in buying any of these items please CALL me on 0450608242. Can either pay in cash or bank transfer / paypal it to me!





then you will be involved in a meme..

Leave a comment and I'll...

1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.

In that precise order...

Challenged by  talathus

Hey guys, I'm selling a heap of my DVD's as I'm getting desperate for some cash. All DVD's are 10 dollars unless specified otherwise. Prices for multiple purchases are as follows.

Buy 4 DVD's get 1 free and so on so forth. Buy 10 DVD's and get 2 free ($80)



Agent Cody Banks
Austin Powers: International man of Mystery
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers: Goldmember
All 3 Austin Powers Movies: $25
Avatar
Brokeback Mountain
The Brothers Grimm
Catch That Kid
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3 (2 Disk Special Edition)
The Final Destination
All 4 Final Destination Movies: $30
Finding Nemo (2 disk special edition)
Gremlins 2 - The New Batch
How I Met Your Mother Seasons 1 - 2: $15 Per Season
How I Met Your Mother Seasons 3 - 4: $20 Per Season
How I Met Your Mother Seasons 1 - 4: $50
High School Musica
Hocus Pocus
Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dream-coat
Justin Timberlake Future/Sex Love Show (Blu Ray / Special feature disk) $15
Kentucky Fried Movie
Lilo and Stitch
Little Britain Abroad
Little Britain Live
Mean Girls
Moulin Rouge
Rocky Horror Picture Show (2 Disk Special Edition)
Shock Treatment
Rocky Horror Picture Show / Shock Treatment: $15
Scooby Doo
Sylvester and Friends (5 episodes) $5
The Cat in the Hat
Thunderpants
The Emperor's New Groove
The Illusionist
Ugly Betty Season 1 (6 disks) $25
X-men The Last Stand (2 disk special edition)

If you are interested in buying any of these movies please CALL me on 0450608242. Can either pay in cash or bank transfer / paypal it to me!

So... it has recently come to my attention that certain people have certain views on me. I am not going to go into detail or name and shame people. But I've decided that I going to take a leave of absence from the Furry Community until further notice. I do not want this turning into a bitch fest or whatever, but right now things just haven't been working out in general and until things sort themselves out I feel this is for the best.

Just right now some of the things that have been said or are being said about me are just too much to deal with right now given current circumstances. So for the people that have made the last 4 years in the fandom for me great, I say thank you and I look forward to maybe speaking with you again!

- Daniel / Flicker

• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
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- Name: Flicker
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: November 91
- Sign: Scorpio
- Hair color: Dark Brown
- Eye color: Hazel
- Height: 5'10"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: I prefer the term fabulous!
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Jay Jays
- Favorite designer: Calvin Klein
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Black Skinny Jeans, Red Silk boxers and Polo Shirt
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Black Skinny Jeans, Red Silk boxers and Polo Shirt
- What do you usually wear?: Just my Silk Boxers
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Tre'Seme
- What are you listening to right now?: Evacuate The Dancefloor - Cascada
- Who is the last person that called you?: My Mum lol!
- How many buddies are online right now?: 48
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Food: Pizza
- Girls' names: Jessie
- Boys' names: Seth
- Subjects in school: Drama
- Animals: Lions and Tigers and Bears! OH MY! And Huskies and kitties :3
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Given anyone a bath?: Uh... Do showers count?
- Smoked?: Yes, given up though.
- Bungee jumped?: Negatory
- Made yourself throw up?: Negative
- Skinny dipped?: *Snickers* Once or twice while drunk...
- Ever been in love?: Yes... and I still am in love *blushes*
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Maybeeeee...
- Pictured your crush naked?: Why picture it when you can see it :P but yes.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Mmmm yes :)
- Cried when someone died?: Yes. R.I.P Aunty Lisa 01/05/2008 :(
- Lied: Occasionally.
- Fallen for your best friend?: I learnt not to, but yes
- Used someone?: A few times, but not intentionally.
- Done something you regret?: Of Course
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Clothes: Black Silk Boxers
- Desktop picture: 2 foxes having sex in a rave club. And I realized that my step dad used my laptop this weekend and I hadn't changed it >_<
- CD in player: I have a CD Player now?!
- DVD in player: The Devil Wears Prada
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- You touched: Tristan
- Hugged: Tristan
- You kissed: Tristan
- You IMed: Touji
- Talk to online: Touji
- You sexed it up with: *Grins* I don't kiss and tell :P
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Understanding?: I try to be.
- Open-minded?: Yeah
- Arrogant?: Hmmm... I can be.
- Insecure?: Sometimes
- Random?: OMFGWTFBBQ?!
- Hungry?: I want god damn KFC now :(
- Smart?: Derp.
- Moody?: YES
- Organized?:Haha... sometimes, I guess.
- Shy?: Not really.
- Difficult?: I prefer High Maintenence
- Bored easily?: Yeah :(
- Obsessed?: I'd prefer to be called persistant :)
- Angry?: Sometimes.
- Happy?: Not always
- Hyper?: Boing Boing Boing!
- Trusting?: Not really...

___________________________________________________________________________

• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- In the morning I: I don't do mornings!
- Love is: what you make it.
- I dream about: finding someone to settle down with and spend all my time with.
- Sexual preference: Fabulous!
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Eyes :)
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
___________________________________________________________________________

- Coke or Pepsi: Coke (Vanilla)
- Flowers or candy: Flowers
- Tall or short: Taller :)

___________________________________________________________________________

• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Makes you laugh the most: Lucki
- Makes you smile: Tristan
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Tristan... and Mitchy


___________________________________________________________________________

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I might have once or twice.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: OMG!!! NO VAJAYJAY!
- Wish you were younger?: Hell's no! I wanna be like Samantha from Sex and the City
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I have once or twice
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • N U M B E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Enough times
- Of guys I've kissed: A few.
- Of girls I've kissed: 3 (Haiii Flick :D)
- Of Cd's I own: I prefer MP3's
- Of scars on my body: Once just above my crotch, one in my belly button, one to the right of my stomach (All from my lacroscopic appendix removal) and one on my right eyebrow from my eyebrow piercing.

Okay, it has come to my attention that a few local people have commented in the last few days about my most recent relationship. The comments which I were told, are really inappropriate and I find it rather rude that you say things about me behind my back without knowing the full story. It is also rather insulting to my ex as well, hearing about what is said.

So I may as well put a few things to rest...

No I did not cheat on Tristan, No Tristan did not cheat on me. It was a mutal decision to break up at the time, as we have decided that right now just isn't really the best time for us to be focusing on a relationship. Times for both of us right now are a bit hard, so until things get a little bit better we are not going to add the extra stress of a relationship to that.

Tristan is currently getting bogged down by University work, and I know just how important that is. So I don't want to be distracting him right now. I am also currently unemployed and looking for work right now, and that is what I am focusing on for the time being. I will not be attending any Pasta Nights or Southside RSL for a while, until I am in a more financial state. Unless someone from down southside is nice enough to offer me a lift there and back, it's just not feasable for me to be attending as I need to keep what little money I have for getting to and from job interviews.

Hopefully once things calm down a little bit, me and Tristan will be able to have a bit more of a talk and possibly get back together. But right now there are just more important things that need to happen before I consider a relationship. So for the people that are commenting on my relationship with stuff like "Wow... Daniel could only hold down a relationship for a month" Well yes, we did only last a month but we both had valid reasons behind taking this break.

So how about next time just keeping your mouth shut about other people's business, and find something else to talk about :)

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$50

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $75
[ ] Other - $15

Total: $150

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95

Total: $300

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total: $400

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total: $500

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600

Total: $715

Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total: $1,115

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,615

Favorite Colors (two):

[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $2,765

Letter your middle name(s) start with:

[ ] a-f - $50
[x] g-k - $175
[ ] l-p - $300
[ ] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250

Total: $2,940

Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[x] white - $110
[ ] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $330
[ ] blue - $220
[x] other - $350

Total: $3,050

First letter of the person you last talked to

[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[x] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250

Total: $3,100

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ]Nope- $1000
[x] some- $750

Final Total: $3,800

Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"

You know what, I know there has been stuff said about me in the past. I've dwelled on it for a long time now, and I've just decided that it's all petty crap. I have better things to do with my time than worry about what others think!

So to all my friends out there that have been there in the past, and are still here for me now. Thank you! You all mean so much to me. To the people that said to me "I told you so" about various things, you may have been right but we all learn from our mistakes. And to anyone that I may have upset in the past, I say lets start fresh and forget about our differences.

I would also like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes for last week, it means alot to me. And Kiba... that straw that you gave me was freakin EPIC! I'll be taking it everywhere that a beverage may be calling...

Flicker... OUT!