18-hour Bra died
Posted 6 years agoMy bra died 2 hours before I was done with work to heat stroke. Had to peel it off like a wetsuit. And I'm a guy, if you're a guy with breasts and don't wear a bra you don't know the struggle.
Halloween Every Day
Posted 7 years agoEveryone tries to disguise who they really are, for fear the bad things will find them.
Scuba Update!
Posted 9 years agoLast night I completed a "scuba update" or refresher course, since I hadn't been diving in years or keeping up with new standards. I am glad I did, there were many new changes in procedure and practice I had no clue. I do have a trip coming up where scuba is an option and I really didn't want to look like a noob if I chose to get wet.
The in-pool session went by quickly, after I got my frog-legs back I feel confident I can handle myself like I used to in the old days when we breathed off the tank valve because regulators were for wimps! I'm breathing a lot of air which is to be expected until my fluidity returns; I was not a part of the water and off-balance. That feeling of flow should return with experience and reconditioning.
This course is well worth the time and money, ask your nearest dive shop you rusty frogmen and ladies!
The in-pool session went by quickly, after I got my frog-legs back I feel confident I can handle myself like I used to in the old days when we breathed off the tank valve because regulators were for wimps! I'm breathing a lot of air which is to be expected until my fluidity returns; I was not a part of the water and off-balance. That feeling of flow should return with experience and reconditioning.
This course is well worth the time and money, ask your nearest dive shop you rusty frogmen and ladies!
Bitchin' and Gripin' on the SLMC
Posted 10 years agoIt's becoming less fun to play army in SL. I'm good at the game and play clean, and have developed ways of winning against those who don't. I'm bored again, there's no challenge.
Whenever we're outnumbered someone upstairs decides to throw out a tank which gets countered with a gunship which draws fighter/bombers at which point fleetships are called in; it's no longer the foot-soldier's battle. I could log out and not be missed once 3+ vehicles are in play.
Thanks to Merczateers for all the napalm bombing whenever you were outnumbered at 1:1 ratio.
Thanks to 2142nd for pinning opponents in their spawn with gunships until you outnumbered them.
I give honest thanks to Alliance Navy and Chaos, you have always acted in character and I expected everything I/we got. No harm done.
All the little armies, I shrug and go out to work on a few things as long as you tolerate, or I get bored.
My SO says the rest of the grid should be grateful so many trolls and discontents have the SLMC to go to, otherwise who knows where they'd be causing problems.
I'm still fighting when I feel like it, bad thing is at this point I wouldn't miss it if I did hang it up.
Whenever we're outnumbered someone upstairs decides to throw out a tank which gets countered with a gunship which draws fighter/bombers at which point fleetships are called in; it's no longer the foot-soldier's battle. I could log out and not be missed once 3+ vehicles are in play.
Thanks to Merczateers for all the napalm bombing whenever you were outnumbered at 1:1 ratio.
Thanks to 2142nd for pinning opponents in their spawn with gunships until you outnumbered them.
I give honest thanks to Alliance Navy and Chaos, you have always acted in character and I expected everything I/we got. No harm done.
All the little armies, I shrug and go out to work on a few things as long as you tolerate, or I get bored.
My SO says the rest of the grid should be grateful so many trolls and discontents have the SLMC to go to, otherwise who knows where they'd be causing problems.
I'm still fighting when I feel like it, bad thing is at this point I wouldn't miss it if I did hang it up.
My prediction for S5 MLP:FIM- February 28th and why
Posted 11 years agoIf the series follows it's normal 26 episodes, with 2 opening and 2 finale episodes on the same day, that would make for 24 weekends of new shows. If it were to start on February 28th the finale would fall on August 8th... the weekend of Bronycon. I posted as much in the TN Bronies forum as well.
Wouldn't that be the greatest "Thank you" a show could give it's fans?
Wouldn't that be the greatest "Thank you" a show could give it's fans?
Feed The Kitties
Posted 11 years agoMy stash of furry swag got a significant reduction this weekend. Fangcon's charity auction to benefit Tiger Haven gave me the chance to turn treasure into cat food. My hopes of aiding and abetting the goals of TH were met and I had a good time watching the auction in furson.
A British military vest (with more pockets than I had mags to fill), two canteens plucked from a pile of a dozen or so (only used to hold quarts of air so far), furry and non-furry comics from the 80's and 90's I was glad to pass on (before they got moldy or mouse-eaten), a garage-kit Asuka Langley Soryu figure (un-molested by angels). I was astounded by the "paw pride" badge that went for significantly more than when i acquired it at MFM '09; someone just handed it to me in the hotel and i thought it might come in handy in the future.
Knowing the crowds aren't ginormous at Fangcon and the con attendees aren't likely to be major shareholders in anything, the money my stuff raised was pleasing. I merely provided the motivation; I didn't feed the kitties, you the bidders did.
I'd kiss you all but you smell like con-goers.
A British military vest (with more pockets than I had mags to fill), two canteens plucked from a pile of a dozen or so (only used to hold quarts of air so far), furry and non-furry comics from the 80's and 90's I was glad to pass on (before they got moldy or mouse-eaten), a garage-kit Asuka Langley Soryu figure (un-molested by angels). I was astounded by the "paw pride" badge that went for significantly more than when i acquired it at MFM '09; someone just handed it to me in the hotel and i thought it might come in handy in the future.
Knowing the crowds aren't ginormous at Fangcon and the con attendees aren't likely to be major shareholders in anything, the money my stuff raised was pleasing. I merely provided the motivation; I didn't feed the kitties, you the bidders did.
I'd kiss you all but you smell like con-goers.
How Do You Do That Sober?
Posted 11 years agoJust finished rebuilding the rear brakes on my Ford Ranger. Damn that hurts. Now I know why repair technicians get paid so much; fair compensation for doing brake jobs straight.
For the record I did it for less than $200 in parts including 8 12oz. bottles of Yeungling Light. The adjusters were the crux of the problem and main impediment to rapid and easy repair, they didn't set the shoes properly when running and wouldn't let them release when I started changing them.
If memory serves I agreed to rebuild the rear brakes on a Ford F-100 a few years back in exchange for an AK-47. She lost the truck to her cousin after probate and so I lost my chance at the rifle. In other places in the world you can trade a chicken for an AK-47 so I guess you could say I didn't lose much, however you can eat a chicken.
For the record I did it for less than $200 in parts including 8 12oz. bottles of Yeungling Light. The adjusters were the crux of the problem and main impediment to rapid and easy repair, they didn't set the shoes properly when running and wouldn't let them release when I started changing them.
If memory serves I agreed to rebuild the rear brakes on a Ford F-100 a few years back in exchange for an AK-47. She lost the truck to her cousin after probate and so I lost my chance at the rifle. In other places in the world you can trade a chicken for an AK-47 so I guess you could say I didn't lose much, however you can eat a chicken.
2014 FANGcon meme, swiped from Pokat
Posted 11 years agoCopycatted from
pokat302 FWA mememememe!
Updated FANGcon 2014 MEME
Where are you staying?
At home. Not much going on after-hours, and I've already paid for my own bed.
What day are you getting there?
Saturday. Usually too tired from work and honey-do's on Fridays to have extra-domestic activities.
Who will you be rooming with?
I am not adverse to sleeping over with intimate company.
What is the best way to find you?
Look carefully. I blend in with my environment as a survival skill.
What do you look like?
Medium brown hair, green eyes, stocky broad shoulders, wearing a MLP-FIM or gun-related tee.
Will you be suiting?
Nope, may change. I bought a box-o-fur from
Kurse and still haven't done anything with it although my plans were a little too racy for uptight K-town.
Do you do free art?
Inspire me and we'll see. I do lots of stuff if it sounds like fun.
Do you do trades?
Perhaps. See above.
Do you do badges/commissions?
My own. I don't like making portrayals of others.
What is your gender?
Male
How tall are you?
6'1"
Can I talk to you?
Of course. Expect a response from off the top of my head or from my heart.
Can I touch you?
Extremely tolerant of contact, I'm one step from fearless.
Can I visit your room?
What room?
Can I buy you drinks?
You can drink more light beer than regular beer and get drunker faster! Gin and tonic if you're serious.
Can I give you stuff?
Animism. If it's supposed to be mine at this time, I'll accept.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'd love it! Be braver than you think you are.
Are you nice?
Mostly
How long are you staying?
Saturday and Sunday
Will you be going to parties?
I may stop in and see what's going on, not much of a party-fur.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Point your tits in my direction! Or, just approach purposefully. I know it's a lot like walking up to a tiger without benefit of a cage but you need to trust that I'm not going to pounce.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
That's very private. I keep my kinks in there.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Nope!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc.?
I love company, something I don't get to do often enough.
Can I take your picture?
Sure, I do not photograph well.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Be there, be seen, watch others.
pokat302 FWA mememememe!Updated FANGcon 2014 MEME
Where are you staying?
At home. Not much going on after-hours, and I've already paid for my own bed.
What day are you getting there?
Saturday. Usually too tired from work and honey-do's on Fridays to have extra-domestic activities.
Who will you be rooming with?
I am not adverse to sleeping over with intimate company.
What is the best way to find you?
Look carefully. I blend in with my environment as a survival skill.
What do you look like?
Medium brown hair, green eyes, stocky broad shoulders, wearing a MLP-FIM or gun-related tee.
Will you be suiting?
Nope, may change. I bought a box-o-fur from
Kurse and still haven't done anything with it although my plans were a little too racy for uptight K-town.Do you do free art?
Inspire me and we'll see. I do lots of stuff if it sounds like fun.
Do you do trades?
Perhaps. See above.
Do you do badges/commissions?
My own. I don't like making portrayals of others.
What is your gender?
Male
How tall are you?
6'1"
Can I talk to you?
Of course. Expect a response from off the top of my head or from my heart.
Can I touch you?
Extremely tolerant of contact, I'm one step from fearless.
Can I visit your room?
What room?
Can I buy you drinks?
You can drink more light beer than regular beer and get drunker faster! Gin and tonic if you're serious.
Can I give you stuff?
Animism. If it's supposed to be mine at this time, I'll accept.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'd love it! Be braver than you think you are.
Are you nice?
Mostly
How long are you staying?
Saturday and Sunday
Will you be going to parties?
I may stop in and see what's going on, not much of a party-fur.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Point your tits in my direction! Or, just approach purposefully. I know it's a lot like walking up to a tiger without benefit of a cage but you need to trust that I'm not going to pounce.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
That's very private. I keep my kinks in there.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Nope!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc.?
I love company, something I don't get to do often enough.
Can I take your picture?
Sure, I do not photograph well.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Be there, be seen, watch others.
Breakfast Pizza vs. Pizza for Breakfast
Posted 12 years agoI recommend the latter. My tummy hurts! Truck-stop food causes more trucker injuries than all other hazards combined.
Took a few people off my watch list, no offense
Posted 14 years agoGee, how often does that happen?
I dropped the watch on a few submitters for whose work i have lost interest.
I blame my mostly meat-free diet. I feel awful.
I dropped the watch on a few submitters for whose work i have lost interest.
I blame my mostly meat-free diet. I feel awful.
I Owe You One, at least one
Posted 14 years agoInfra made a pinup of my fursona, the blue Ocelot of myth, party, and legend.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6933684
I owe it to you to return the favor.
I'm a sculptor. Beware.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6933684
I owe it to you to return the favor.
I'm a sculptor. Beware.
Scratch that last journal
Posted 14 years agoI'm 99.4% pure Sagittarius. No sooner do I vow "no fursuit" do I win a box-o-furbits. The old fate of Sags, place paw firmly in maw with such ease you'd think we did it for a living.
So the pondering begins, go tactical gun-toting black-kit killer doggie wolf thing or something tamer like rubber latex kinky yiff attachment? If I get enough fur for two I'll go both ways and dress out how I'm feeling at any given time. Sociopath or slut, which neurochemicals are dominant today? Or maybe it comes down to who our dinner guests will be?
Undoubtedly I'll be dressed inappropriately for whichever situation and have to make a joke of it to avoid further embarrassment.
My computer has files of porn. Every cranny in the house has a gun or twelve. They're tied in relative importance to my psychological comfort. Perhaps a gun-toting latex coated sex crazed killing machine?
So the pondering begins, go tactical gun-toting black-kit killer doggie wolf thing or something tamer like rubber latex kinky yiff attachment? If I get enough fur for two I'll go both ways and dress out how I'm feeling at any given time. Sociopath or slut, which neurochemicals are dominant today? Or maybe it comes down to who our dinner guests will be?
Undoubtedly I'll be dressed inappropriately for whichever situation and have to make a joke of it to avoid further embarrassment.
My computer has files of porn. Every cranny in the house has a gun or twelve. They're tied in relative importance to my psychological comfort. Perhaps a gun-toting latex coated sex crazed killing machine?
No Fursuit
Posted 14 years agoI don't fursuit because I'm not a nice furry.
Gotta go bed now.
Gotta go bed now.
I mewwed too soon
Posted 14 years agoI never question the wisdom of the gods, and accept fate given.
The process, however, sometimes is unpleasant.
Not going to Mephit meant I spent the long weekend at the house. During that time I watched over our family kitty as she died, I buried her amongst her foregone family beside the house. I had to have my truck towed home after a part wore out, then half a day fixing the Vokeymobile.
The gods knew where I needed to be, and took care in ensuring I was here to deal with everything; possibly they also kept me from harm unbeknownst. I try not to fight it.
Being blessed can be a bitch.
The process, however, sometimes is unpleasant.
Not going to Mephit meant I spent the long weekend at the house. During that time I watched over our family kitty as she died, I buried her amongst her foregone family beside the house. I had to have my truck towed home after a part wore out, then half a day fixing the Vokeymobile.
The gods knew where I needed to be, and took care in ensuring I was here to deal with everything; possibly they also kept me from harm unbeknownst. I try not to fight it.
Being blessed can be a bitch.
Overtaken by Better Things
Posted 14 years agoMissing Mephit, someone's about to win the hotel room lottery when I cancel Monday morning.
All is well, no major drama or tragedy. In fact i will have moolah for a few pet projects! Yay me!
All is well, no major drama or tragedy. In fact i will have moolah for a few pet projects! Yay me!
Walking in Mephit, walking with my tail 10 feet off of Beale
Posted 14 years agoI'm going, even though I probably have better things to do with $500-$700 dollars.
*insert sigh*
I'm hard to see, look hard.
*insert sigh*
I'm hard to see, look hard.
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