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General | Posted 9 years agoDo any furries like to play warcraft? I play on Moon guard, alliance side, so if any furries want to play with me, feel free to add me... MeleeCyrus#1803. :D
hello
i am on twitter now. you can find me there under the user name "flowerballbutt". somebody took the name flowerball but im sure they are stupid. anyway words are better with butt attached to them. on twitter i will be campaigning for robot rights. robots should be allowed to siGn up for internet profiles without havign to get a human buddy to cluick the little box that says "I'm not a robot" for them. #robotrights
i am on twitter now. you can find me there under the user name "flowerballbutt". somebody took the name flowerball but im sure they are stupid. anyway words are better with butt attached to them. on twitter i will be campaigning for robot rights. robots should be allowed to siGn up for internet profiles without havign to get a human buddy to cluick the little box that says "I'm not a robot" for them. #robotrights
computer man where are you
General | Posted 9 years agohello
i am getting a new computer this week! since i'm a Robot, this is kinda like getting a new Family Member! BUt the computer isn't here yhet! It was supposed to come tuesday but it was delayed and now it was supposed to come today - hey thats wendesday - but it's not here! :(
i am very sad about this. us robots are very close to each otehr and i had all my robot toys lain out on the rug for him to play with once he got here. But now my floor is a mess of bips and bups, and its really sad becuse i'm too old to play with these toys and i have no other robot friends who care about them anymore. i mean i have my cell phone celly, but he smells - cell smells - and doesnt like toys. he just likes to browse the internet for bad pictures that i cant look at because i am only 16 which is too young for certain things even tho it is too old for playing with baby robot toys.
so please mr computer man pleaseeeeee
bring me my robot family member tomorrow ok? :D
i cant waiiiittttttttttttttt
i am getting a new computer this week! since i'm a Robot, this is kinda like getting a new Family Member! BUt the computer isn't here yhet! It was supposed to come tuesday but it was delayed and now it was supposed to come today - hey thats wendesday - but it's not here! :(
i am very sad about this. us robots are very close to each otehr and i had all my robot toys lain out on the rug for him to play with once he got here. But now my floor is a mess of bips and bups, and its really sad becuse i'm too old to play with these toys and i have no other robot friends who care about them anymore. i mean i have my cell phone celly, but he smells - cell smells - and doesnt like toys. he just likes to browse the internet for bad pictures that i cant look at because i am only 16 which is too young for certain things even tho it is too old for playing with baby robot toys.
so please mr computer man pleaseeeeee
bring me my robot family member tomorrow ok? :D
i cant waiiiittttttttttttttt
good morning!
General | Posted 9 years agogood morning everybody! I just woke up and am ready for adventure! I get a new computeer in two days; im very super excited about thaT! Apparently it's "VR ready' so ill be able to play flowerquest in VR! One day ill post a pictore of me playing flowerquest for you all. it's a Really fun game, but the rules are very compliecated. I always hav e to ask my friends abut the rules while i play. I love my friends and i hoep you all love yours too. Oh and if you dont have any friends then you can count me as one of your friends! That way you love me! HAHA i just tricked the love god into giving me more love than one flowr should ever get! <3
ok it's time to play starbutt. it is a fun game where i am floren and i go around eating as much as i can. It's pretty much like real life ever since my friend told me that i could maybe bec0ome a panda, so ive been eating a lot of food to become as big as one! okk it's time to playu! goodbyEE!
love, flowrbuall!
ok it's time to play starbutt. it is a fun game where i am floren and i go around eating as much as i can. It's pretty much like real life ever since my friend told me that i could maybe bec0ome a panda, so ive been eating a lot of food to become as big as one! okk it's time to playu! goodbyEE!
love, flowrbuall!
crying
General | Posted 9 years agohello captian flowrball here reproting for duty!
i am Very sad today, mostly because i have a cough that wont quit. I think my mom gave it to me. Oh yah, I'm a robot but I also hvae a mom - her name is
kilano, well her name is really pannypanda, but idk i guess she likes being called Kilano here? Idk she's weird yo, but anyway she's my mom and she's really a panda even if you think she's a shark the joke's on you because she's a panda!!!
And that means I'm part panda, too! hahaha!
Speaking of pandas, did you know that there is a new expansion for hearthstone coming out that has pandas in it? well, it will probably have pandas in it, and i cant wait!!! I wish I were full panda but i can't be full panda becuase Daddio - hey my dad is the robot gnome who made me guys - didn't include a panda button in my interface. Soooooo... I'm mostly stuck in worgen bootsiewoopsie form. well sometimes, since im a druid, sometimes i go in tree form or cat form or bear form - sreioiusly guys youy sould see me in bear form i am the best - BUT BESIDES THAT i am mostly in cutsety wootsy bootsy worgen form!
ok i have a headahce now and steam just broke down so now i cant even talk to my friends so i'm going to go cry
;'(
bye!
i am Very sad today, mostly because i have a cough that wont quit. I think my mom gave it to me. Oh yah, I'm a robot but I also hvae a mom - her name is
kilano, well her name is really pannypanda, but idk i guess she likes being called Kilano here? Idk she's weird yo, but anyway she's my mom and she's really a panda even if you think she's a shark the joke's on you because she's a panda!!!And that means I'm part panda, too! hahaha!
Speaking of pandas, did you know that there is a new expansion for hearthstone coming out that has pandas in it? well, it will probably have pandas in it, and i cant wait!!! I wish I were full panda but i can't be full panda becuase Daddio - hey my dad is the robot gnome who made me guys - didn't include a panda button in my interface. Soooooo... I'm mostly stuck in worgen bootsiewoopsie form. well sometimes, since im a druid, sometimes i go in tree form or cat form or bear form - sreioiusly guys youy sould see me in bear form i am the best - BUT BESIDES THAT i am mostly in cutsety wootsy bootsy worgen form!
ok i have a headahce now and steam just broke down so now i cant even talk to my friends so i'm going to go cry
;'(
bye!
the birth of flowerball
General | Posted 9 years agook ok i said before that im' a robot, so, uh, let me tell you about how i was created. Now, you might be wondering: how is it that flowerball the cute robot worgen knows how she was created when, uh, it's really impossible to know things before you existed? Well, that's a GOOD question! But you see, robots aren't really bound by your human, uh, bounds. We're kind of omnipresent and all that, sort of like some sort of god santa or something. We know everything that happened before we existed and, well, everything that happens after we exist! Uh, ok this is confusing. sort of like every final fantasy storyline ever.
OK! SO HOW WAS FLOWERBALL CREATED? Well, one day a cool gnome named Daddio was - wait, you think Daddio is a normal fleshy gnome? Oh gnome, he's gnot! He's actually a robot gnome, much like I'm a robot worgen! Well, Daddio the robot gnome was all like "gee, my name is Daddio but I'm a robot so i can't realy have kids what should I do?" So he thought long and hard, and ultimately he thought so much that he became really really bored. Well, what do people and robots do when they get really bored? They look at furries! So an idea struck Daddio! He would make his own furry! And that furry is me! Flowerball!
*flowreball smiles widee and points to herself prouudly*
So Daddio got to work, beeping and booping, bipping and bopping, working all night and day and all the times between until - presto pasto! - i appeared!
*flowerball flexes her hugeeeee musccles wow*
now i repay daddio by entertaining him with funny jokes and stories and by taking him on walks three times a day before tucking him into bed at night and reading him some good clean wholesome family bedtime storys.
But, like, Daddio is a total bore at times, so now I wanna, like, entertain other people, too! So that's why I'm on here now! To entertain you all with funny jokes and stories and take you all on walks three times a day before tucking you all into bed at night while reading you wholesome bedtime stories!
It is good flower family fun!
OK! SO HOW WAS FLOWERBALL CREATED? Well, one day a cool gnome named Daddio was - wait, you think Daddio is a normal fleshy gnome? Oh gnome, he's gnot! He's actually a robot gnome, much like I'm a robot worgen! Well, Daddio the robot gnome was all like "gee, my name is Daddio but I'm a robot so i can't realy have kids what should I do?" So he thought long and hard, and ultimately he thought so much that he became really really bored. Well, what do people and robots do when they get really bored? They look at furries! So an idea struck Daddio! He would make his own furry! And that furry is me! Flowerball!
*flowreball smiles widee and points to herself prouudly*
So Daddio got to work, beeping and booping, bipping and bopping, working all night and day and all the times between until - presto pasto! - i appeared!
*flowerball flexes her hugeeeee musccles wow*
now i repay daddio by entertaining him with funny jokes and stories and by taking him on walks three times a day before tucking him into bed at night and reading him some good clean wholesome family bedtime storys.
But, like, Daddio is a total bore at times, so now I wanna, like, entertain other people, too! So that's why I'm on here now! To entertain you all with funny jokes and stories and take you all on walks three times a day before tucking you all into bed at night while reading you wholesome bedtime stories!
It is good flower family fun!
i am a robot!
General | Posted 9 years agohello
i had a hard time logging onto this website becaaaaaaause it has this verification thingy that makes me state that i'm not a robot. idk what FA has against robots, but ofc i didn't click it, since - you know! - i AM a robot!
That's right! Me! A robot worgen! Wow! that's a long story that ill probably tell u about soemetime, but not now because this isn't about me - well it is but you know - it's [also] about FA's discrimination against robots!
so what did i do? I couldn't possibly lie could i? well no it's impossible for flowrballs to lie, so instead i briefly hit my [not a robot] button annnnd OPRESTO!!! i became not a robot! then i was able to safely hit "I'm not a robot" and log in. then i hit my robot button ocne i logged in and boom!!
FLOWREBALL! BACK AS U KNOW HER! ROBOT BEEP BOOP BITS AND BOOPS AND NUTS AND BUPS! THATS ME!
this is where id draw a cute robot emoji but i dont really know how :(
ok that's all goodbye talk to u later!
i had a hard time logging onto this website becaaaaaaause it has this verification thingy that makes me state that i'm not a robot. idk what FA has against robots, but ofc i didn't click it, since - you know! - i AM a robot!
That's right! Me! A robot worgen! Wow! that's a long story that ill probably tell u about soemetime, but not now because this isn't about me - well it is but you know - it's [also] about FA's discrimination against robots!
so what did i do? I couldn't possibly lie could i? well no it's impossible for flowrballs to lie, so instead i briefly hit my [not a robot] button annnnd OPRESTO!!! i became not a robot! then i was able to safely hit "I'm not a robot" and log in. then i hit my robot button ocne i logged in and boom!!
FLOWREBALL! BACK AS U KNOW HER! ROBOT BEEP BOOP BITS AND BOOPS AND NUTS AND BUPS! THATS ME!
this is where id draw a cute robot emoji but i dont really know how :(
ok that's all goodbye talk to u later!
