Me. I'm back. More stuff incoming, with hopefully better anatomy than before (and the recognizable shitty quality)

I'm done with FA. No new pictures and I won't be online.

It was bound to happen eventually. I won't be taking new requests, mostly because I'm having trouble with finishing the requests I already received and also because I want to start doing some more physical hobbies such as sewing and forging stuff. I will still be accepting commissions, since I get like one every two months or so (in fact, I only had four separate people commission me so far)

I don't exactly know when I'll open requests again, but I don't think it will be a long time. I just want to draw something that isn't muscle, because it is getting quite bothersome. But don't worry, the requests I have already accepted will be finished as soon as I can do them

Just asking to see, for reasons and stuff

My parents are morons, so they won't let me on my PC

I had 3 pics to post today, but they'll have to wait for tomorrow until I set everything up, because the scans are all wrong

Turns out a virus fucked me over and messed up all of the files. My system is rebooted now, so I'm more or less ready to get back to business!

I have no idea when I'll fix it. I can see messages and stuff on my phone but I can't post anything and I'm completely cut off from my dA account... Goddammit

I really want to draw him again but I have no ideas

I just spent an entire hour just sitting in front of the paper without drawing a single goddamn line. I know it's a lame excuse, but apparently I'll have to wait a couple of days before I'm able to draw. This is truly a monumental kickup, as Ronnie Artua put it once

Maybe webcamming or posing or something?

I wanted to post a journal entry saying that I was going to start a Patreon and that all of my art from that point onward would be behind a paywall, but I guess most of you would just unwatch me before I got the chance to say "April fools", so.... Let's just not do that, I guess

Well bugger me in the arse if I know why I'm reposting this, but what the hell, here it is. Also, $10 is too much for flat colors, now it's 5.

B&W SKETCHES - 2$
B&W INKS - 3$
FLAT COLORS (the most I can properly do in Photoshop) - 5$
SIMPLE BACKGROUND (I can't do complex backgrounds, so don't ask for that, I'm begging you) - 1,5$
ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS (up to 6) - 1$ per character

I won't do:

GORE (No. Just no. Not even for a million dollars)
VORE (Too complicated. Also, it usually ends in death)
TOO HYPER STUFF (I can't do it properly. There are other people who can do it much better)
SCAT (I think that is self-explanatory)
UNDERAGE CHARACTERS (At least not in NSFW stuff)
SOMEONE ELSE'S DRAWING STYLE (I can't do that. It would look stupid)

Stuff I like drawing:

FUTA
MUSCLE

After I'm done drawing, you have one chance to point out any mistakes and I'll fix all of them. When that's done, I'll send a note with my PayPal so that you can pay. As I said, just send a note if you want to order something. I do SFW and NSFW stuff, so you have a very broad choice. I do have the right to say no if I don't think I can do something properly. If I know someone who can do it better, I'll recommend them to you. If you don't want me to post the commission here or on dA, just tell me. If you want me to draw an OC or an existing character, provide some pics and maybe a short backstory (I love listening about other people's characters) so that I can get all of the tidbits right. Well, I guess that's all. Stay healthy, mates!

First of all, I went through my gallery and found out that the most favourited picture is the fanart of  hutska 's OC, Elias http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17959115/ (actually, I'd really like to draw him again, gotta ask Hutska for permission)

And the second thing I'd like to ask my watchers; is there anything particular you'd like to see in my gallery? Maybe some making the sex, muscle growth sequences (although those would be a pain in the ass to draw, but why the hell not)? I've noticed that females or futas don't really get much appreciation (but I am focused mostly on muscle guys and therefore most of my watchers are interested in that)

(Just a warning, this is gonna be really fucking long)

INTRODUCTION

Of all of the sapient species that inhabit our world, none is more intriguing to the scholars than the orcs. Being the only species to come to existence due to artificial experimentation, they have very interesting traits which are the focus of this work.

Orcs were created some three hundred years after the first written texts. The sources we have show that the first "batch" of orcs was created from the elves captured by unknown entities. The exact way of creating them is unknown, but we have a great insight in its effects.

PHYSICAL TRAITS

An orc possesses a striking appearance. They are exceptionally tall compared to the people they live among (namely humans and elves). An average male is about 2,05 metres tall and weighs 120 kg, while the female is about 1,95 metres tall and weigh 90 kg. They are without exception muscular, with very little fat. They are fully developed by the age of 16 and the average lifespan is about 150 years, but such an old age is only reached by the orcs who chose not to pursue professions not common among their kind. A particularly interesting physical trait is the fact that both genders possess the ability to lactate. Due to their low amount of body fat, their milk can be used as a source of energy when necessary. It has incredibly restorative effects and is used by many alchemists to create potent healing potions.

SEXUAL TRAITS

Every year, male orcs go into a "rut" for about two months and they are incredibly fertile during that period. Their muscles (particularly pectorals) swell to attract mates. During this time, they are easily aroused.

Gestation period is 6 months. Within first three months, the child learns to walk, and is able to speak by the end of the first year.

A particularly interesting thing about orcs is this: if a male orc impregnates a female of another species, the child will always be an orc. It seems that this was intentionally given to them to ensure the survival of the species. Even female orcs that acquired male reproductive organs (through sorcery or alchemy) only sired orc children. Considering that most orcs are warriors, hunters or adventurers, it is obvious that they must breed quickly in order to keep up their numbers.

SOCIAL TRAITS

Orcs naturally live in tribes led by the strongest and wisest individual. They are highly adaptable, which lets them live with other species without major problems. Also, I must note that, when males are in rut, there is no danger of rape, as each and every orc would rather kill themselves than to commit such a horrible thing. As was already said, they are most often warriors, adventurers or hunters. But despite this, they are very peaceful and kind-hearted. Although they are very sexually active, they will remain faithful to their spouse after marriage, except during the Life Rite. The Life Rite is the most important orc ritual, during which all orcs participate in mass orgies in order to strengthen their numbers. Participation is a holy duty, and only orcs who are too old, too young or ill do not participate in the Rite.

I hope that this work brings a bit more insight to the people who do not have access to the old scriptures, but are interested in this intriguing species

Arch-researcher Ziemomysl Rogozyn,
Smokovsko University of Natural and Alchemichal Arts

I have no bloody idea what to draw

So, Patreon. A reasonably good invention, I suppose. Of course, you lose some of the money due to a "fee" (but that's capitalism for you, only air is free. For now), but in the grand scale of things, it isn't that terrible. Personally, I've considered creating a Patreon account several times, but I don't think it's the right time. My art isn't really top-notch, I barely have any knowledge about using programs for digital coloring (speaking of which, I could use a suggestion about some programs, since PS is too complicated) and I can't guarantee to post stuff on a set schedule. Also, paywalls. That sucks a load of ass. It's ok to post a picture and then have a bunch of versions or whatnot that should be paid for. But when your gallery on dA, FA or anywhere is just close-ups of eyes, tits or foreheads, you should be amazed that you even have watchers. But again, that's only my opinion which is worth less than a snail's shit.

Now, the second part of this overly long journal. I don't like talking about myself because I don't want people to get occupied with my problems and because I don't want to look like a filthy attention whore. That's pretty much it. If anyone wants to know more about me, I'll tell them, but why would anyone want to know more about myself is beyond me.


Also, in case anyone noticed, I don't like putting a full stop at the end of the last sentence in my comments, unless it's a very serious matter. Luckily, I didn't have to use a full stop yet

First, a ton of thanks to all of my watchers for watching me in the first place and for not unwatching me yet . I also want to thank  commanderhavoc ,  ochema and  theangelicdaemon , they know why. Hopefully, 2016 will be less horrible than her older sister who we are tossing into the grave right now. Happy New Year, be happy, and if you aren't happy, punch the thing that's making you unhappy!

I saw her today after two weeks. She's doing great, they transferred her to a normal room today. Soon enough she should be home.

Also, I wish a happy Gustav Adolf day to all of my Swedish watchers and all Swedish people who see this. I'll draw something for the occasion later

But she's slowly getting better. The bleeding stopped completely and her lungs and kidneys are okay. Fucking hell, I'm so happy right now

My mom is getting better, after the surgery last night she lost only a tiny amount of blood compared to the 4,5 litres she lost yesterday. She is stable now and is awake. Hopefully everything will be just lovely soon. Also, I'll post all of the stuff today (plenty of free time today)

My mom is alive! Still problematic, but alive. They got a surgeon from Belgrade to help the surgeon that operated on her. Now, we wait until the morning. Hopefully she will be alright (knowing her, she probably shouted death away)

I know I'm just copy/pasting this from dA, but would you come up with a different text if you were in my place?

My mom is in hospital. Yesterday she had a routine surgery to remove stones from her gallbladder, but today her liver apparently split it THREE and she is bleeding a lot. The doctors are trying to stop the bleeding and in about one hour we'll know if she makes it or not. So, whatever I said I was going to post today, as well as any requests will have to wait. If she makes it, I'll do everything tomorrow. If not... Only the gods know

I know my posts are very scarce, but I have my first faculty exam (English didn't count, it was too easy) and I'm freaking the fuck out. As every time before, I'm doubting my ability to pass the damn thing. However, I think that, whatever happens tomorrow, my mind will be more relieved of all that crap and I'll try to actually draw something, maybe even more than one thing, but no promises. Maybe  commanderhavoc could give me an idea?

I was thinking about drawing some famous character, but I have no idea who to draw... So, if anyone has an idea (hopefully the character can be drawn muscular, if for no other reason than to sorta keep the theme of my gallery), let me know and I'll consider everything. By the way, don't mention Bowser and Donkey Kong, I tried to draw them and failed