Main:  dragonpaw
Writing:  psykii

I'm planning on celebrating after my Chinese class.

I'll tell you how it goes.

I just realized that journal on my front page is incredibly old and obnoxious. Kind of like this one Chinese guy that kept trying to convince me to go out with him to get a drink. He was also twenty-five and incredibly dorky. One of my friends thought he was hot, which proves what I have been thinking all along about her - she's pretty stupid.

Life's cool. I've been mostly chilling IRL. Yeah, the internet just can't contain me anymore. I had to expand into the PHYSICAL WORLD. I've learned a lot about men, women, and drugs. I swear to God, there is nobody on this earth that doesn't regret starting to smoke. I hear my friends complain about it just about everyday. So when people offer me cigs, I'm like.

HAHA no.

I don't give into peer pressure, I'm my own woman. Nobody owns this body. Aka I'm single. This means that incredibly short half Guatemalan men think I'm coming onto them hardcore because I made a joke about how they're still a virgin despite having a had a girlfriend for a year. Come on, that joke practically makes itself. I didn't even need to bother saying it. But if I didn't say it, then I wouldn't get the awesome compliment about how I'm such a pro at seducing people. I should just become a prostitute and get it over with. But I won't.

My Saturday night started off with me going to a club. It was full of Asians and Koreans. I danced with my ex in front of this guy I liked in order to impress him. I'm not sure if it did because the guy kept hitting on a bunch of ugly bitches. I'm not kidding, these chicks were ugly and full of acne and bad teeth.

I got bored of that party after dancing in front of the same Chinese guy for a couple of hours so I left with my friends. My ex stuck around and apparently broke a window shortly after I left.

I went to a normal party full of drinking games, networking, and then my ex started constantly calling me because he was drunk. He confessed his undying love to me, in French. Yeah, I couldn't get him to speak in English for some reason.

I learned that vodka and tomato juice taste like ass separately, but when you drink them together they taste great. Which proves that two wrongs do make a right.

A guy from Nepal with crazy hair walked up to me and told me he knew me. I then told him I knew his hair. We laughed and then I walked away to hit on this Chinese guy. Unfortunately he was busy flirting with some ugly blonds. He was quite drunk, and he wouldn't stop calling my Chinese friend his older sister. When we were walking back, whenever he saw someone, he'd point to Xiao and scream.

THIS IS MY OLDER SISTER. LOOK AT HER.

One of my friends left my party to meet up with some Chinese guy at another party. I hear they almost slept together. But he has a girlfriend already, which makes this whole affair very sleazy.

Name: Fluory
Birthdate: June 10, 1991
Age: 18
Birthplace: Oregon, Ohio

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown IT ISN'T BLACK OKAY.
Hair Length: Short. I'm growing it out though.
Height: 4' 10"
Weight: 90lbs.
Any tattoos: No.
Any piercings: No.

Do you..
Have a job: Yes. I make pizza lots of pizza.
If so, where: Sundial Pizza.
Smoke: Nope.
If yes, how often: N/A
Drink: Yes.
If yes, how often and how much: Maybe weekly, sometimes a little more. I drink enough to get drunk. It's hella fun.
Do drugs: Not really. Yes this is a question you can answer not really to.
If yes, what kind and how often: N/A.
Play sports: Soccer.
Support Gay Marriage: Yes.
Support Abortion: Hell fucking yeah.
Have group sex: I've done it before. It's not as exciting as it seems. But maybe if the third was a chick and everyone involved was hot..
Draw, write, play music: I draw, write, AND play the trumpet. Wow look at me go.

Your Favorite..
Artists: Myself. I honestly don't really keep up with furry art anymore.
Band: Probably the Beatles.
Song: Looking Glass by The Birthday Massacre.
Shows: The Office, How I Met Your Mother, House.
Hobbies: Language learning, art, writing, Chinese, Korean, partying, cracking hilarious jokes, poi spinning
Sex Positions: Cowgirl.
Gender: Female.
Video games: American McGee's Alice, Geometry Wars 2, Bioshock.
Gaming consoles: PC and the 360.
Movies: Hansel and Gretel, Super Troopers, The Importance of Being Earnest, etc.
Foods: Real Mexican tacos.
Drinks: Water and tea.
Convention: I don't do conventions.

If you could...
Pick a vacation spot, where would we go: Seoul, South Korea
Pick a first date, what would it be, where would we go: I'm easy to please. A movie, a restaurant, sex on the beach, whatever man.
Do anything in the world what would it be: Be the most hilarious person in the world.

Pick ninja or pirate: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT.
Rate your hotness 1 to 10 (10 being super hot) what would it be: 5
Rate your gayness 1 to 10 (1 being not really gay at all) : 6
If I wanted to have sex in a public setting, would you: I doubt it.
If yes, where and when: I SAID IT DOUBT IT.

How much of a furfag are you: I like having a social life. So not at all.
Tell me the three most craziest things you've done:

1. One of my friends is a huge asshole, and now me and a bunch of his mutual friends are trying to tell international students who don't speak English well that his name is an insult in English. We're hoping it catches on.
2. I forgot about a condom wrapper I left on my roommates bed and my parents saw it. Now they think I'm the biggest whore in the world. Which is really hilarious.
3. I started dating someone after only knowing them for three days. The guy sucks and it cracks me up even though it shouldn't.