I know I've been real quiet for... *Checks* Almost a year now, and I'm sorry about that. Just a real quick journal for the new watchers and those waiting.

I've gotten me a job in the Post Office, and things are good, if hectic. I'm working 6 days a week almost 12 hours a day, so I haven't had much time to write as of the past year I've been employed. I am still working on Impmon and a few other things, just sorry it's taking so long.

Inability to find a job... inability to make story commissions... inability to do anything other then float. Fuck off 2021, and may the year of 2 make everyone and everything better. And to all my story commission patrons waiting, I'm sorry but I'm cancelling. Have a good day.

I do apologize for not uploading anything new in a while or continuing my story series with Impmon yet. A number of disasters hit my household which has made me have to put a lot of things on the backburner for now. Will come back with more word once things can calm down.

Hey there new guys, welcome to my page. I'm just a simple story writer that happens to get friends with lots of talented artists.

If you guys want a story commission, go ahead and ask. I won't accept all story ideas, and I can't gaurentee it'll be worth it, since I'm not used to getting paid for it, but I'd be happy to try my hand at $30 story commissions. Payment accepted AFTER the rough draft is cleared by client. If interested, shoot me a note and I will help iron out details.

Love to do:
-Pregnancy and Birth (Mpreg included)
-Cute
-Sex of all kinds
-Transformation
-Hypnosis/brainwashing
-Some little odd stuff like Size Theft and belly button worship

Will not do:
-Anything Bathroom related
-Hard Vore
-Diapers
-Gore
-Anything death related
-Hyper stuff
-stuff involving souls
-Macro or galactic stuff

Once again this is totally your boy me the wolf what flies and not  valtz that didn't learn his lesson from being tied up to his bed and hypnoed for being on my account last time.

Thank god that super isn't what's going on.

Welp long story short i'm here to gather followers to  valtz's totally not hypno filled homepage. If you think of him as your new overlord while you're there, maybe just go with that feeling!

goodnight folks!

I apologize for not having any stories lately. I've been under a bit of a writer's block lately. I'll do my best to work up something involving Undertale, Digimon, and/or Lilo and Stitch soon enough. I'll elave the themes of those up in the air for now. I hope all of you watchers out there have a fantastic day.

I AM A HUGE DORK FACE AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT  Valtz IS VISITING AND IS ON MY COMPUTER WHILE I'M IN THE BATHROOM!

I am happy to have finally admitted the truth to you all.

Well guys, I'm nearing 100 watchers, which... is super surprising to me based on the low amount of stuff I put out. Nonetheless, it's a celebration for me, since it means 100 people like my stuff enough to keep coming back. SO! I'm gonna hold a small thing for the 100 watchers. Suggest anything you like for a story in the comments below, and I will consider making them into a story to be posted up here. Enjoy!

Lovely weather out...

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Any ideas for stories?

Thanks,  Valtz For tagging me with a meme. I thought I would be able to avoid it. Ah well, I got tagged with a pokemon meme tag, so i better do it. Now, Random generator, don't let me down.

1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:

Breloom

... Well, it kinda looks like a mushroom. If it can't cook, I guess I can just have some pizzza with extra mushrooms.
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2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:

Ivysaur

I never really trusted that bud on it's back anyway. I always thought it was a venus flytrap waiting for it's trainer to turn it's back to have a snack.
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3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:

Latios

...I could make a gay joke about myself, or the fact that Latios flies for it's sleep, but I'll just go low brow. I GET MORNING RIDES TO ASIA! WHOO!
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4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:

Hoppip

I can't complain actually. It wouldn't be annoying to me. It would be like a fern in your lap that actually purrs when you stroke it's leaves. Wait....... Stop laughing.
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5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:

Darumaka

........ Hey, why is that daruma doll staring at me like it wants to eat my lollipop?
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6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:

Zangoose

Man, I am the guy with all the luck. People love this thing, and I always wanted a mongoose for killing all those snakes around me on the plane.
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7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:

Grotle

Me and my luck of having grass type starters that hate me. I can see that Ivysaur eating me while Grotle and that new grass type one stab me with thorns and it's small knife.
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8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:

Togepi

Wait... a Togepi, the one pokemon made to look like and act like a baby, having a mother complex and mothering me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA
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9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:

Flygon

All I can say is that if you wanna attack me, you better think twice, because I have a dragon bug, and it's not afraid to poop on you.
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10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:

Shuppet

Keep that horn away from me, and I will let that flying cloth touch me. I don't know how, It's a ghost, but apparently that's its fetish.
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Alright, I had relatively good luck with the random generator on this meme. But now...

TAG OUT

 Bunny_McCloud  Roy_McCloud  Legion_beast

Alright. I'm gonna go cuddle my hoppip while I slash people up with my Zangoose and Flygon.
Later.

EDIT: Oh right. You need the random generator to do this. http://www.legendofdrew.com/pokemon/

So I got the new Mortal Kombat. I enjoy simplistic styled fighters, so I had fun, and whooped the story mode. I got a metric ton of Koins for the krypt, went in, completed two whole sections, and then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW2aYGbiZeo

That has got to be the best screamer I have ever fallen for. So have that as a warning, it is scary if unprepared. Just a warning to people who actually give a damn and want to play MK.

I am putting up this journal to see if some things work. Reply if you want, but it's only a test. Catch you guys around!