Not much of a landmark in my eyes. Merely escaping a 12yr prison sentence, just to be thrust into a longer, worse sentence over yonder at Government-fucks-up-your-life Maximum Security Institution. And honestly, who decided that putting confused, hormone-driven teenagers together in a horrible, oppressive, concrete hellhole was a good idea?

I'm now breeding pokemon. If interested in obtaining bred pokemon, for whatever reason, send me a note w/ your PKMN SS/HG Friend code and we'll trade.

All Pokemon are lovingly hatched in the National Park and will be at least lvl. 15 at time of trade.
If you have specific moves you want them to know, just tell me and i'll see if I can teach'em.

PKMN SS friend code: 0217-3960-5532

FUCKIN' VOLTORB FLIP!
PISSIN' ME OFF!!!

1. Choose 5 of your OCs
2. Make your OCs answer these questions
3. Tag 3 other people
4. Add one question of your own




I PICK-
1. Boris Ursinski - TF2
2. Prince Tog'um'fa - Oblivion
3. Sergei Chernikov - Fallout 3/TF2
4. Gregori - Oblivion
5. Me? - IRL?


1. Do you want a hug?

Boris - I suppose a warm embrace would be nice...

Prince - I'd rather you didn't touch me...

Sergei - Come, Comrade, I'll give you much more than a hug. ;)

Gregori - Sure, why not? *pickpockets loot*

Me - Yeah!


2. Have any bad habits?

Boris - I tend to drink often, Vodka.

Prince - I ran away from my home in Blackmarsssshhh, doesss that count?

Sergei - I'm kind of a, umm, pedophile...

Gregori - I'm a thief. I also black-out on occaision, not sure why.

Me - Chronic Masturbator



3. Are you a virgin?

Boris - Nyet.

Prince - What kind of sssssick man asssksss that? No...

Sergei - Heh, heh, I've had more than my fair share of lovers. Only one I truly loved though...

Gregori - Yeah. One who lurks in the shadows doesn't have much time for courtship.

Me - Yes... :(




4. Do you have any kids?

Boris - No, I can hope though, Dah? *takes a long swig from vodka bottle*

Prince - No, they would jussst weigh me down on my journey.

Sergei - I vas allowed to adopt a little girl, NOT FOR THAT PURPOSE!!!

Gregori - No.

Me - No. Someday though.



5. What is your favorite food or drink?

Boris - Soup, any kind will do. There's NO WAY you can go wrong with soup. And Vodka...

Prince - I'm quite partial to this Felldew stuff...

Sergei - I like Crispy Squirrel Bits with a nice tall glass of vodka.

Gregori - I eat what I can to survive, but I really like Bear meat cooked in a little bit of Troll fat.

Me - Pizza + Mountain Dew Voltage!!!!


6. Have you killed anyone?

Boris - Many, many people... *Takes another LOOOONG swig from bottle*

Prince - I usually summon one of my undead bodguards, but I suppose I wasssn't trained in ssswordplay for nothing.

Sergei - Yes, I have killed many.

Gregori - Many Men and Mer have fallen to my mighty bow. Sometines after I black out I get this weird feeling like I may have killed someone, but I don't remember it.

Me - A proper revolution sheds no unnecesary blood.


7. Do you hate anyone?

Boris - Many, MANY people...

Prince - My father, He hired MERCENARIES to hunt me down after I fled to Cyradill!

Sergei - I try not to.

Gregori - The Imperial Watch, ESPECIALLY the Heironymous Lex. May Sithis seize his soul.

Me - Politicians.





8. Any secrets?

Boris - Not that I can think of.

Prince - I've been practicing Necromancy.

Sergei - I was once a Raider.

Gregori - A curse was put on my bloodline many years ago.

Me - Oh hell YES!



9. Love anyone?

Boris - Of course, who could live without love? But I haven't seen him for many years. *drinks more vodka*

Prince - I've had my eye on a nice Khajit girl for a while...

Sergei - Ah, my love... *lost in memories*

Gregori - I don't know...

Me - Yes... ://) I don't think they know it... :(




10. What is your job?

Boris - I 'm currently employed by a PMC known as RED.

Prince - I work many jobs to survive now. I've recently taken a job mapping the landscape of an odd place known as the Shivering Isles.

Sergei - I work for no man, If you must know, I weild a large minigun.

Gregori - I'm a thief, a Master Archer, and an inventor.

Me - I'm the Grey Fox, I'm wanted for... Well just about EVERYTHING!!!



11. Favorite season?

Boris - Vinter, it reminds me of those cold Russian nights I'd spend in HIS warm embrace...

Prince - I like Frost Fall, it's actually very nice in Cyradyll.

Sergei - I prefer Winter, brings back fond memories of a lover I once had...

Gregori - I don't care either way...

Me - I like Autumn.



12. Who's your best friend?

Boris - Probably the rest of the Mercs here at RED base.

Prince - Shady Sam, he can get me what I need.

Sergei - There are no friends in the Wasteland.

Gregori - Nocturnal, may her shadows conceal me.

Me - My Cousin, Tunneling Pigeon.



13. Hobbies?

Boris - Searching for my Brother's killer.

Prince - Betting on arena matches.

Sergei - Composing music.

Gregori - Researching this curse. I also fight in the Imperial City Arena.

Me - Vidya Gaems, making music, philosophy.




14. What are you going to do when this tag is over?

Boris - Go talk to "Saint"

Prince - Practice my Conjuration magic.

Sergei - Gonna go work on my gun.

Gregori - I'm going to go train like I usually do.

Me - SLEEP!!!


15. What is your eye color?

Boris - Yellow

Prince - Red, I'm albino.

Sergei - The richest Blue you could ever imagine.

Gregori - Hazel

Me - Brown.


16. Are you good? Or bad?

Boris - *finishes off bottle of vodka* Oh god, I've done horrible, HORRIBLE things... *cries*

Prince - I'm good, trust me.

Sergei - I've done things I'm not proud of. does it make me Evil? Who cares?

Gregori - Well' the Nine Divines are pretty pissed at me, that's for DAMN sure.

Me - Good and Evil are just words, created to justify one's actions against another.







17. What is your greatest fear?

Boris - I'd rather not say...

Prince - Minotaurs.

Sergei - Feral Ghoul Reavers. Nasty sonsabitches.

Gregori - The Unknown...

Me - Being without somebody to love.



18. Does your name have a special meaning?

Boris - I don't know.

Prince - It's royal name in Blackmarsh, meaning "pale treeclimber"

Sergei - A name means nothing in the Wasteland, after a week out here, NOBODY has a name...

Gregori - Probably not.

Me - Richard? IDK


19. What do you think of your parents?

Boris - I never knew them...

Prince - BAH! LET THEM ALL ROT!

Sergei - I only knew my Mother, she was a good woman.

Gregori - My father was a Bard, My mother died shortly after I was born.

Me - I love 'em.



20. Any siblings?

Boris - 1 Brother, Nicolai (dead), 1 "sister", Valentine (met in an orphanage)

Prince - BAH! MAY THE NIGHT-MOTHER STRIKE THEM DOWN!

Sergei - Nyet.

Gregori - I think I had a Sister, i don't know though.

Me - No. Wish I had a Sister though...


21. Was it fun to answer all of these questions?

Boris - It helped me to talk about these things.

Prince - I didn't really care for it much.

Sergei - I suppose.

Gregori - Not really.

Me - Yeah.





22. Straight, Gay, or Equal Opportunity?

Boris - 95% Gay.

Prince - Straight.

Sergei - No matter how gay I am, I'll always have a special place in my heart for little girls.

Gregori - Straight.

Me - 77% Gay.



23. What class would you play as in TF2?

Boris - Heavy

Prince - Engineer

Sergei - Heavy

Gregori - Scout/Sniper

Me - Heavy.

NEW QUESTION!!!

***Your romantic fantasy?

Boris - Mmmm, Sergei and I all alone, in a sauna...

Prince - An underwater blowjob.

Sergei - Me and Boris in my tent, on a cold winter night...

Gregori - I don't have time for this!

Me - Being held close by my man on a cold winter night.

I tag:

Tunneling Pigeon

Lorkhon/French

SeaweedPrincess

AGAIN, I'M FORCED TO VENT ABOUT THE EVILS OF CENSORSHIP!!!

To anyone who gives a damn about being able to freely express yourself, read this.

By participating in this year's Draw Mohammad Day, you are honoring what truly should be honored, the freedom to express oneself, and for that, I congratgulate you. Being an Anarcho-Communist, I believe that said freedom isn't merely an "American Freedom", but a Human Right, to be shared amongst all peoples regardless of race, religious belief, or political affiliation; if you have something to say, by all means, SAY IT! DON'T COWER IN FEAR LIKE THE FRENCH, (oh yeah, I went there) FIGHT, FIGHT, AND FIGHT SOME MORE, like the Soviets. (yeah, I referenced WWII, deal with it.) IT'S YOUR GODDAMNED RIGHT TO DO/SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, AND IF PEOPLE GET OFFENDED, SO BE IT, YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!!!

And to all you foolish morons out there, Draw Mohammad Day isn't necessarily about making fun of Mohammad, it's about having a right to do something and using that right. So if you want to get all butthurt about it, just remember this.

What would you think if someone were to threaten YOU with violence because of how you wear your hair, or something stupid like that?

What Parliament is doing, and surely Congress will do is completely idiotic! Whatever happened to Freedom of Expression? And sure enough, who jumps on the BANdwagon? None other than the spineless admins here at our lovely artistic paradise called FA. Obviously they're trying to cover thier own asses, but honestly, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?! WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO CENSOR US? WHAT POWER DO YOU WEILD SO RECKLESSLY, AS TO BEAT DOWN OTHERS CREATIVITY?!?! You all sicken me, every one of you bastards who would join them on this "wonderful crusade" of theirs.

So why don't you all, grow a spine, hop off your fucking high horse, and give me a call; we'll hang out and draw loli/shota together again, like the good old days.

WE MUST DO SOMTHING ABOUT THIS, OR SOON ALL ART WILL BE ILLEGAL! I don't want to live in that world.

Why is there no "Favorite Book" slot under Profile Info?

Things that made me cry:

- Titanic
-Metal Gear Solid 3's Ending
-SeaweedPrincess' RoTD fanfic
-V for Vendetta
-The foolishness of humanity

Cry some more, babies. Cry some more.

Had first kiss last night. He gave me tounge, it was quite enjoyable.

that is all.

I believe that music should not be treated as a commodity, that it should be shared between people freely, unrestricted, with no complaints from the music's original creator.

Censorship in any way, shape, or form should be entirely done away with. Whether it is placed on a song because of "profanity", "mature content", or just something the FCC (or whatever other variants exist) doesn't want people to hear; I believe that it is entirely idiotic, oppressive, and unnecessary.

In closing, To the RIAA, the FCC, all the greedy, money obsessed, "artists" out there,

You all deserve nothing less than a swift, but painful, kick in the balls.

but my laptop, my only gate to the fabulous world of teh intranets (besides my wii), is fried. So as you can guess, I won't be submitting anything for a little while. Besides, I've been lacking inspiration anyway.