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Posted 16 years agoOkay, so I'm kinda half-lingering around FA. My desire to stay here fluctuates a bit, although there is a question...
My characters are not "furries" (I haven't drawn Foxby in years, it's just a username now), although depending on your interpretation, they may be. Basically the "humans with ears, tails, and hints of instincts" varieties.
Is this welcome on FA? and is it wanted? Will anyone watch me here if I start posting semi-human art (much improved over everything else I have here)? Is this even the right place for it? I'm leaning toward a "no" answer, but I want to see others' opinions before I make a decision.
My characters are not "furries" (I haven't drawn Foxby in years, it's just a username now), although depending on your interpretation, they may be. Basically the "humans with ears, tails, and hints of instincts" varieties.
Is this welcome on FA? and is it wanted? Will anyone watch me here if I start posting semi-human art (much improved over everything else I have here)? Is this even the right place for it? I'm leaning toward a "no" answer, but I want to see others' opinions before I make a decision.
SINCE YOU BEEN GOOOOOONE
Posted 17 years agoHey only watcher, it's me! I've been gone from FA for a long while. I suppose the reason is a lack of interest, both from and for me.
Also because I can't view 90% of people's arts.
Also because I can't view 90% of people's arts.
Wow, hi guys!
Posted 17 years agoSo it's been... how long has it been? Eesh.
I heard it was back up by a friend of mine a few days ago, but finally got up the 'uuuuuugh I'm an MGS zombie' out of my system and hopped back here!
Now I have to sift through hundreds of submissions and journals. :/ And ONE watch. Wooooo.
I heard it was back up by a friend of mine a few days ago, but finally got up the 'uuuuuugh I'm an MGS zombie' out of my system and hopped back here!
Now I have to sift through hundreds of submissions and journals. :/ And ONE watch. Wooooo.
More Sex Meme Crap from BigBoobsMcGoo
Posted 17 years agoGetting to know Foxby… Because you can only learn so much through art comment space!
Let’s just get this out of the way… What sex are you really really?
- Male and unhappy about it, but accepting. :/ I wouldn't consider a sex change, but it's fun to wish.
Okay, we know your user name, but what’s your real name?
- Robert Somefinorother. Live with it. BITCH.
Great. Any nicknames?
- Foxby, Shadow(Inari), Artist, Bobbino...
What’s your Furry name, if you have one?
- Foxby. =P It's a combolation of my name and 'fox.' Yay originality!
Current height, weight, and body type plz!
- About 5'6", and 110 lbs. I have something of a girlish figure-- suffice to say Malis would enjoy drawing me. =P
What’s your age then? Are ya still jailbait???
- Lol, I’ll be 15, and if I was entirely sure what you meant by 'jailbait'... although granted I'm guessing it involves molestation, just I'm not sure if that's IN jail to to GET in jail.
Allrighty then, what’s your mating status?
- Single and depressed. :| I'm still madly in love with my ex, and we broke up six months ago. But that's my problem. =P
Good to know, now what do you look like? Eye/hair color, freckles, general fashion…
- Straight blonde hair in a sort of glorified bowl cut, straight side burns that turn brown near the jaw (growing them out like Link's), and a long neck. Brownish eyes, but they change hue over the year, no real marks except for a slight indentation on my nose. I tend to wear loose jeans (as pants are either too baggy and long enough or tight enough but too short-- they don't make them small enough for my thin legs unless I looked in the Emo section), a T-shirt with some cool designs on it, and old, banged-up size-five shoes without shoelaces I've had since I was in sixth grade (four years ago).
What is your ancestry?
- Mostly French and German, but there's probably some crap mixed in there somewhere.
Where are you living now, and do you plan on moving?
- Wisconsin, and dear God, as soon as we are legally allowed to move, we're heading to Florida.
Fantastical, but what’s your occupation? What are your job plans for the future?
- Student. I plan to go to SCAD and study manga. Which means I want to be a manga artist.
Sex. Tell us about you and it.
- Well, lesse. Offline, I'm a virgin in every stretch of the word; never had any naked contact except touching someone's hand accidentally while trying to pick up a pen or something, never masturbated, never experimented with anything. Online, I've done just about everything, including boy-boy for the lulz several times.
What do you think of drugs and alcohol?
- Not a fan of drugs, but I'll have a glass of wine once every... six months or so. If it's offered to me, I'll take it if it's from someone I trust. Of course, if you're offering me booze, I likely won't trust you, so that means only Mom can give me wine. =P
Okay, fetish time! What are you into? Read ahead only if you’re not afraid of being scared for life!
- Oh God, where to start. I suppose the biggest and most obvious are giantesses, vore (not necessarily GTS vore), and unbirthing. However, I find myself with new fetishes every day, it seems, so I'll give a lot of things a fair try.
Well, I’m never looking at you the same way again! :D Let’s move on to something less horrifying… What are your talents and hobbies?
- Manga as both a talent and a hobby, also video games and RPing. Lots of fun.
What kind of music do you like?
- 80's hair metal, J-Pop, and a lot of Guitar Hero/Rock Band stuff.
Suggestion time! :D
- fffff
Let’s just get this out of the way… What sex are you really really?
- Male and unhappy about it, but accepting. :/ I wouldn't consider a sex change, but it's fun to wish.
Okay, we know your user name, but what’s your real name?
- Robert Somefinorother. Live with it. BITCH.
Great. Any nicknames?
- Foxby, Shadow(Inari), Artist, Bobbino...
What’s your Furry name, if you have one?
- Foxby. =P It's a combolation of my name and 'fox.' Yay originality!
Current height, weight, and body type plz!
- About 5'6", and 110 lbs. I have something of a girlish figure-- suffice to say Malis would enjoy drawing me. =P
What’s your age then? Are ya still jailbait???
- Lol, I’ll be 15, and if I was entirely sure what you meant by 'jailbait'... although granted I'm guessing it involves molestation, just I'm not sure if that's IN jail to to GET in jail.
Allrighty then, what’s your mating status?
- Single and depressed. :| I'm still madly in love with my ex, and we broke up six months ago. But that's my problem. =P
Good to know, now what do you look like? Eye/hair color, freckles, general fashion…
- Straight blonde hair in a sort of glorified bowl cut, straight side burns that turn brown near the jaw (growing them out like Link's), and a long neck. Brownish eyes, but they change hue over the year, no real marks except for a slight indentation on my nose. I tend to wear loose jeans (as pants are either too baggy and long enough or tight enough but too short-- they don't make them small enough for my thin legs unless I looked in the Emo section), a T-shirt with some cool designs on it, and old, banged-up size-five shoes without shoelaces I've had since I was in sixth grade (four years ago).
What is your ancestry?
- Mostly French and German, but there's probably some crap mixed in there somewhere.
Where are you living now, and do you plan on moving?
- Wisconsin, and dear God, as soon as we are legally allowed to move, we're heading to Florida.
Fantastical, but what’s your occupation? What are your job plans for the future?
- Student. I plan to go to SCAD and study manga. Which means I want to be a manga artist.
Sex. Tell us about you and it.
- Well, lesse. Offline, I'm a virgin in every stretch of the word; never had any naked contact except touching someone's hand accidentally while trying to pick up a pen or something, never masturbated, never experimented with anything. Online, I've done just about everything, including boy-boy for the lulz several times.
What do you think of drugs and alcohol?
- Not a fan of drugs, but I'll have a glass of wine once every... six months or so. If it's offered to me, I'll take it if it's from someone I trust. Of course, if you're offering me booze, I likely won't trust you, so that means only Mom can give me wine. =P
Okay, fetish time! What are you into? Read ahead only if you’re not afraid of being scared for life!
- Oh God, where to start. I suppose the biggest and most obvious are giantesses, vore (not necessarily GTS vore), and unbirthing. However, I find myself with new fetishes every day, it seems, so I'll give a lot of things a fair try.
Well, I’m never looking at you the same way again! :D Let’s move on to something less horrifying… What are your talents and hobbies?
- Manga as both a talent and a hobby, also video games and RPing. Lots of fun.
What kind of music do you like?
- 80's hair metal, J-Pop, and a lot of Guitar Hero/Rock Band stuff.
Suggestion time! :D
- fffff
In My Pants!
Posted 17 years agoYou're actually just supposed to do fifteen of these, but whatever.
Ballroom Blitz in my pants (we can do the foxtrot, baby!)
Be My Girl in my pants (unnf, unnf)
Creep in my pants (but don't worry, he won't hurt you)
Dani California in my pants (don't worry, there's room for you)
Through the Fire and Flames in my pants (owww, herpes!)
Dead On Arrival in my pants (sorry, it just won't go up today!)
Dead or Alive in my pants (I've got nothing against necrophilia!)
Enter Sandman in my pants (it just needs some water)
F-Zero Rock in my pants (rock hard!)
Go with the Flow in my pants (ya little squirt)
Here it Goes Again in my pants (seriously, I need a break!)
Highway Star in my pants (big fat "tires" and everything!)
In Bloom in my pants (Spring is here again. ~-^)
Inking Up The Place in my pants (Bah, messy!)
Legend of Zelda Theme in my pants (I can't find out a way for that to make sense)
Long Time in my pants (C'mon, I'm getting tired!)
Main Offender in my pants (It's getting illegal)
(Don't Fear) The Reaper in my pants (he won't hurt ya!)
My Milkshake in my pants (damn right, it's better than yours)
One Winged Angel in my pants (came down from heaven just to do me. =3)
Paint It Black in my pants (I've already got the length for it.)
Paranoid in my pants (it's out to get me!)
Play With Me in my pants (do I even have to comment on that?)
Pleasure (Pleasure) in my pants (xD)
Real Emotion in my pants (you made it happy <3)
Tom Sawyer in my pants (Sorry, I'm on guys now!)
Baby Got Back in my pants (pedophilia? You betcha!)
Hong Kong Phooey in my pants (beastiality, too!)
Super Mario World Rock in my pants (unnf unnf!)
Talk Dirty To Me in my pants (yeah, moaning doesn't do it for me-- you gotta call me dirty names, too)
The Hand That Feeds in my pants (yeah, I have to feed it, it's that big. HOYA.)
Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld in my pants (it's a party, and you're invited!)
Trippin' On a Hole in a Paper Heart in my pants (...Huh?)
Vasoline in my pants (what do you mean, you won't bend over?)
Welcome to the Jungle in my pants (it's a jungle in there)
When You Were Young in my pants (aah, nothing quite like statutory rape)
Ballroom Blitz in my pants (we can do the foxtrot, baby!)
Be My Girl in my pants (unnf, unnf)
Creep in my pants (but don't worry, he won't hurt you)
Dani California in my pants (don't worry, there's room for you)
Through the Fire and Flames in my pants (owww, herpes!)
Dead On Arrival in my pants (sorry, it just won't go up today!)
Dead or Alive in my pants (I've got nothing against necrophilia!)
Enter Sandman in my pants (it just needs some water)
F-Zero Rock in my pants (rock hard!)
Go with the Flow in my pants (ya little squirt)
Here it Goes Again in my pants (seriously, I need a break!)
Highway Star in my pants (big fat "tires" and everything!)
In Bloom in my pants (Spring is here again. ~-^)
Inking Up The Place in my pants (Bah, messy!)
Legend of Zelda Theme in my pants (I can't find out a way for that to make sense)
Long Time in my pants (C'mon, I'm getting tired!)
Main Offender in my pants (It's getting illegal)
(Don't Fear) The Reaper in my pants (he won't hurt ya!)
My Milkshake in my pants (damn right, it's better than yours)
One Winged Angel in my pants (came down from heaven just to do me. =3)
Paint It Black in my pants (I've already got the length for it.)
Paranoid in my pants (it's out to get me!)
Play With Me in my pants (do I even have to comment on that?)
Pleasure (Pleasure) in my pants (xD)
Real Emotion in my pants (you made it happy <3)
Tom Sawyer in my pants (Sorry, I'm on guys now!)
Baby Got Back in my pants (pedophilia? You betcha!)
Hong Kong Phooey in my pants (beastiality, too!)
Super Mario World Rock in my pants (unnf unnf!)
Talk Dirty To Me in my pants (yeah, moaning doesn't do it for me-- you gotta call me dirty names, too)
The Hand That Feeds in my pants (yeah, I have to feed it, it's that big. HOYA.)
Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld in my pants (it's a party, and you're invited!)
Trippin' On a Hole in a Paper Heart in my pants (...Huh?)
Vasoline in my pants (what do you mean, you won't bend over?)
Welcome to the Jungle in my pants (it's a jungle in there)
When You Were Young in my pants (aah, nothing quite like statutory rape)
Brawl Code of Goodness
Posted 17 years ago0301 9461 2357
Enjoy, suckers. And if you're going to add me, by God, include YOUR code, too.
Enjoy, suckers. And if you're going to add me, by God, include YOUR code, too.
Stole'd from Dev... again.
Posted 18 years ago24/7 (Total Power Exchange)? - Huh?
Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - Erm, no?
Age Play? - What?
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - Ew. No. Hell no.
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - Very little...
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - Is this a joke...? Deformity, though? I like girls without nips...
Anal Sex? - No.
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - Not makeup and stuff, but if the guy looks kinda girly (figure and such), that's okie. I'm a girl-girl guy most of the time, tho'.
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - Erm... rimjobs count? ^.^
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - Nah.
Balloons? - Nope...
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - Nope.
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - Erm, nah.
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - Getting raped is good, as long as it's by a chick...
Biting/Teeth? - Eh, not a lot... mebbe a nibble.
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - Nuu.
Body Hair? - Eww, no.
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - Nah. A tattoo or piercing is okay if it's in the right spot, but otherwise... nah.
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - Not excessive...
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - No. o.o
Candle Wax? - Nah.
Chains? - Mebbe... if they're in the right spots.
Chastity Devices? - Erm?
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - Nu.
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - Ehhh, nah.
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - Nuuu.
Collar and Lead/Leash? - Yusplz.
Confinement/Caging? - That works. x3
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - Nah.
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - Considering I'm expecting nudity... no.
Cross Dressing? - Sure.
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - Not too much.
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - Nah.
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - Water's good. Ice cream is good.
Denim? - Nah.
Depilation/Shaving? - Erm, no body hair...
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - Ewz.
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? - No.
Discipline? - Nope.
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - A little...
Domination? - Yush, but it has to be the chick.
Ears? - Earlicking is sexy. o.o
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - No!
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - Oh crap, I didn't invent this? xD Not much for this one, but eh...
Erotic Photography? - Ermmm...
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - No.
Feathers? - Kinda...?
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - They say the butter saved her life-- I mean, not really. xD
Fisting - NO.
Food Play? - YUSH.
Fuck Machines/Robots? - No.
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - Well, duh... xD
Gangbangs? - Ewww.
Genital Worship? - Not so much. Unless it's with giantess, in which case, just about anything goes.
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - Not so much.
Hair Pulling? - Ow?
Harnesses? - Nope.
High Heels/Stilettos? - No.
Humiliation? - No.
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - No.
Kidnapping Play? - Yes, so long as it's the chick that's kidnapping.
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - No.
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - No...
Lace/Lingerie? - It works.
Latex? - Mebbe.
Leather? - OOooo, hair metal feel. Yush!
Making Home "Movies"? - No. o.O;;
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - Errmmm, no?
Masochism? - No.
Massage? - Yushplz.
Master/Slave? - Yes!!
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - Forced is okie...
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - No.
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - Kinda...
Murder Fetishism? - No.
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - YES! x3
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - Kinda...
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - Nope.
Nipples? - I don't mind whether they're there or not. x3
Oral Fixations? - Mm?
Oral Sex? - Eating out, yes. Sucking, no.
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - I'll pass.
Piercings? - Already asked...
Pinching? - Nah.
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - GET IT AWAYYYYYY
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - Erm...? Not sure what to say about that...
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - YUSH.
Power Exchange? - Ehz...?
Pregnancy Fetishism? - Er... yeah... ^.^;;
Punishment? - No...
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - No!
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - By chicks, yush.
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - Yeah, that means no sex, dumbass.
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - For the person that made this quiz, I bequeath one boot to the head.
Rimming? - YUSH.
Role Playing? - YES.
Rubber? - Eh...?
Sadism? - Not so much...
Scent? - Mmm, I've got some pretty weird scents that I like...
Sensory Deprivation? - Not really.
Smoking Fetishism? - Ew.
Spanking/Paddling? - Not so much.
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - That's kinda. Desperate...
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? Oh, hell yes! Stockings ftw!
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - No...
Tickling? - Kinda.
Tongue Fetish? - Yes!!!
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - No!
Transvestism? - Erm, not so much.
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - Not so much.
Violence/Physical Injury? - No.
Voyeurism? - ?
Wrestling/Fighting? - No.
Zombies/Gore? - Eugh.
Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - Erm, no?
Age Play? - What?
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - Ew. No. Hell no.
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - Very little...
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - Is this a joke...? Deformity, though? I like girls without nips...
Anal Sex? - No.
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - Not makeup and stuff, but if the guy looks kinda girly (figure and such), that's okie. I'm a girl-girl guy most of the time, tho'.
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - Erm... rimjobs count? ^.^
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - Nah.
Balloons? - Nope...
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - Nope.
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - Erm, nah.
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - Getting raped is good, as long as it's by a chick...
Biting/Teeth? - Eh, not a lot... mebbe a nibble.
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - Nuu.
Body Hair? - Eww, no.
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - Nah. A tattoo or piercing is okay if it's in the right spot, but otherwise... nah.
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - Not excessive...
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - No. o.o
Candle Wax? - Nah.
Chains? - Mebbe... if they're in the right spots.
Chastity Devices? - Erm?
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - Nu.
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - Ehhh, nah.
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - Nuuu.
Collar and Lead/Leash? - Yusplz.
Confinement/Caging? - That works. x3
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - Nah.
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - Considering I'm expecting nudity... no.
Cross Dressing? - Sure.
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - Not too much.
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - Nah.
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - Water's good. Ice cream is good.
Denim? - Nah.
Depilation/Shaving? - Erm, no body hair...
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - Ewz.
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? - No.
Discipline? - Nope.
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - A little...
Domination? - Yush, but it has to be the chick.
Ears? - Earlicking is sexy. o.o
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - No!
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - Oh crap, I didn't invent this? xD Not much for this one, but eh...
Erotic Photography? - Ermmm...
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - No.
Feathers? - Kinda...?
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - They say the butter saved her life-- I mean, not really. xD
Fisting - NO.
Food Play? - YUSH.
Fuck Machines/Robots? - No.
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - Well, duh... xD
Gangbangs? - Ewww.
Genital Worship? - Not so much. Unless it's with giantess, in which case, just about anything goes.
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - Not so much.
Hair Pulling? - Ow?
Harnesses? - Nope.
High Heels/Stilettos? - No.
Humiliation? - No.
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - No.
Kidnapping Play? - Yes, so long as it's the chick that's kidnapping.
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - No.
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - No...
Lace/Lingerie? - It works.
Latex? - Mebbe.
Leather? - OOooo, hair metal feel. Yush!
Making Home "Movies"? - No. o.O;;
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - Errmmm, no?
Masochism? - No.
Massage? - Yushplz.
Master/Slave? - Yes!!
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - Forced is okie...
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - No.
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - Kinda...
Murder Fetishism? - No.
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - YES! x3
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - Kinda...
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - Nope.
Nipples? - I don't mind whether they're there or not. x3
Oral Fixations? - Mm?
Oral Sex? - Eating out, yes. Sucking, no.
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - I'll pass.
Piercings? - Already asked...
Pinching? - Nah.
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - GET IT AWAYYYYYY
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - Erm...? Not sure what to say about that...
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - YUSH.
Power Exchange? - Ehz...?
Pregnancy Fetishism? - Er... yeah... ^.^;;
Punishment? - No...
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - No!
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - By chicks, yush.
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - Yeah, that means no sex, dumbass.
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - For the person that made this quiz, I bequeath one boot to the head.
Rimming? - YUSH.
Role Playing? - YES.
Rubber? - Eh...?
Sadism? - Not so much...
Scent? - Mmm, I've got some pretty weird scents that I like...
Sensory Deprivation? - Not really.
Smoking Fetishism? - Ew.
Spanking/Paddling? - Not so much.
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - That's kinda. Desperate...
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? Oh, hell yes! Stockings ftw!
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - No...
Tickling? - Kinda.
Tongue Fetish? - Yes!!!
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - No!
Transvestism? - Erm, not so much.
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - Not so much.
Violence/Physical Injury? - No.
Voyeurism? - ?
Wrestling/Fighting? - No.
Zombies/Gore? - Eugh.
Smells like... DevHelena
Posted 18 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
On dA, mebbe. Wait. Uhmmm... maybe. I'm not sayin' who.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night, prolly.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side... where if I fall off, I'll kill myself.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
CHIGGEN
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I don't drive... but yeah, other people have pulled over so I could puke.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not all of them. But one time I wore this really stupid hat and someone offered me $10 to take it off.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Better than peeing in a bath. Also, no.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese! Taco Bell gives me diarrhea. >.>
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, considering I kinda live to serve... >.> nogheyzplz
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Not on FA.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not in RL.
13. Love or money?
Love, definitely. It'd help if I was loved back sometimes, though.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cashplz.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Everyone on my dad's side, almost.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
5-star, hell yes! I can understand going to a nice hotel, but who ever got so rich they had to PRETEND to be poor for a week?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A naga's stomach in a terrarium. Oh, wait... in real life? I'onno.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Mmm, anything but mah head hairz. I kinda wanna shave anyway...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope! I'm in for love, not boobs. Boobs are a plus, tho'.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yeah. Didn't drink, though.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No? xD
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Haven't even kissed anyone yet in RL... and as for RP, yes, but we were both chicks... xD
24. Favorite drink?
Vaginal fluids...? I mean, erm, I'onno. Chocolate milkshakes?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
...How would you do that? Without getting thrown out, anyway. You'd have to both work there...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nah.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I'm a pimp, of course I have! Nah, haven't.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Hee... no. D:
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Haven't even been in one.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
In RP? Yeah. Outside? Nope.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I hope not! o.O;; Except there was one pic of me topless that was missing when I got my photos developed...
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Gyroooo?
On dA, mebbe. Wait. Uhmmm... maybe. I'm not sayin' who.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night, prolly.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side... where if I fall off, I'll kill myself.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
CHIGGEN
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I don't drive... but yeah, other people have pulled over so I could puke.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not all of them. But one time I wore this really stupid hat and someone offered me $10 to take it off.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Better than peeing in a bath. Also, no.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese! Taco Bell gives me diarrhea. >.>
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, considering I kinda live to serve... >.> nogheyzplz
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Not on FA.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not in RL.
13. Love or money?
Love, definitely. It'd help if I was loved back sometimes, though.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cashplz.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Everyone on my dad's side, almost.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
5-star, hell yes! I can understand going to a nice hotel, but who ever got so rich they had to PRETEND to be poor for a week?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A naga's stomach in a terrarium. Oh, wait... in real life? I'onno.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Mmm, anything but mah head hairz. I kinda wanna shave anyway...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope! I'm in for love, not boobs. Boobs are a plus, tho'.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yeah. Didn't drink, though.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No? xD
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Haven't even kissed anyone yet in RL... and as for RP, yes, but we were both chicks... xD
24. Favorite drink?
Vaginal fluids...? I mean, erm, I'onno. Chocolate milkshakes?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
...How would you do that? Without getting thrown out, anyway. You'd have to both work there...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nah.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I'm a pimp, of course I have! Nah, haven't.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Hee... no. D:
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Haven't even been in one.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
In RP? Yeah. Outside? Nope.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I hope not! o.O;; Except there was one pic of me topless that was missing when I got my photos developed...
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Gyroooo?
Confirmed for Brawl
Posted 18 years agoSTOLE'd from Gyrocoptor.
Character:
Lara
Weight:
Heavy
Speed:
Medium-Slow
Jump:
Barely
Skills
B:
Eat the opponent (takes a long time, can be interrupted by third-party attacks) for instant KO. If enemy is mini, this attack occurs within one second. Giants can be eaten but would shrink back to normal size before the end.
Up B:
Use tail as a spring (on ground), coil tail (like spring) and squeeze air out as a rocket (in air).
Down B:
Block with tail, then counter with fists.
Smash B:
Sleep poison (lasts for five seconds).
A:
A slap (combo naturally if pressed repeatedly, in this order: Slap, lefty punch, righty punch, tail as final hit).
Right/Left A:
A quick hit with the tail. Smash is a charged up hit with both hands, then tail.
Down A:
Spin around self with tail extended partially.
Up A:
Get on back of human torso and use tail as a spike.
Dash A:
A running punch.
FINAL SMASH:
All opponents are shrunk, moved next to Lara, and put in a 'shield-broken' state for six seconds. (Thus, Lara can gobble them down.) Lara is also stronger (and slightly on fire) for thirty seconds.
Taunt one:
Puts arms under chest, then pushes them up slightly.
Taunt two:
Licks her lips, then uses long tongue to clean her ear briefly.
Taunt three:
(Used shortly after eating someone.) Pats the bulge in her tail/tummy, depending on size of food.
Character:
Lara
Weight:
Heavy
Speed:
Medium-Slow
Jump:
Barely
Skills
B:
Eat the opponent (takes a long time, can be interrupted by third-party attacks) for instant KO. If enemy is mini, this attack occurs within one second. Giants can be eaten but would shrink back to normal size before the end.
Up B:
Use tail as a spring (on ground), coil tail (like spring) and squeeze air out as a rocket (in air).
Down B:
Block with tail, then counter with fists.
Smash B:
Sleep poison (lasts for five seconds).
A:
A slap (combo naturally if pressed repeatedly, in this order: Slap, lefty punch, righty punch, tail as final hit).
Right/Left A:
A quick hit with the tail. Smash is a charged up hit with both hands, then tail.
Down A:
Spin around self with tail extended partially.
Up A:
Get on back of human torso and use tail as a spike.
Dash A:
A running punch.
FINAL SMASH:
All opponents are shrunk, moved next to Lara, and put in a 'shield-broken' state for six seconds. (Thus, Lara can gobble them down.) Lara is also stronger (and slightly on fire) for thirty seconds.
Taunt one:
Puts arms under chest, then pushes them up slightly.
Taunt two:
Licks her lips, then uses long tongue to clean her ear briefly.
Taunt three:
(Used shortly after eating someone.) Pats the bulge in her tail/tummy, depending on size of food.
Manly Meme
Posted 18 years agoYour Boy Side
[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool
[NO] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.
Total = 5 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. (Definition of a sport: Something I would never do. Thus, cheerleading is a sport.)
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can. (No comment.)
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear. (Kinky...)
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it. (Mostly to be mean.)
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 9 points
Oh lawd.
[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool
[NO] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.
Total = 5 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. (Definition of a sport: Something I would never do. Thus, cheerleading is a sport.)
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can. (No comment.)
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear. (Kinky...)
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it. (Mostly to be mean.)
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 9 points
Oh lawd.
LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEYMANZ
Posted 18 years agoYour Top 5 Pokemon of all time:
1: Umbreon
2: Sneasel
3: Houndour
4: Charizard
5: Scyther
Your Top 5 Legendary:
1: Mewtwo
2: Articuno
3: Moltres
4: Lugia
5: Entei
Your Current Team, and their nicknames (if you have) on the last game you played: ( Mine is Pearl )
I'll get back to you on this. I can't remember right now.
1: Weavile (Sneasy)
2: Luxray
3: Emoleon (Pengy)
4: None
5: None
6: None
(Battle Tower)
Top 5 Pokemon you think are the most ugly:
1: Palkia (Send it out and look at it!)
2: Electabuzz
3: Turtwig
4: That evolution between Torchic and Blaiziken
5: Roserade
Top 5 Favourite Games:
1: Red
2: Blue
3: Yellow
4: Gold
5: Silver
Out of your favourite Type, ( My Fav Type=dark) Your top 5:
1: Umbreon
2: Sneasel
3: Houndour
4: Houndoom
5: Duskull
1: Umbreon
2: Sneasel
3: Houndour
4: Charizard
5: Scyther
Your Top 5 Legendary:
1: Mewtwo
2: Articuno
3: Moltres
4: Lugia
5: Entei
Your Current Team, and their nicknames (if you have) on the last game you played: ( Mine is Pearl )
I'll get back to you on this. I can't remember right now.
1: Weavile (Sneasy)
2: Luxray
3: Emoleon (Pengy)
4: None
5: None
6: None
(Battle Tower)
Top 5 Pokemon you think are the most ugly:
1: Palkia (Send it out and look at it!)
2: Electabuzz
3: Turtwig
4: That evolution between Torchic and Blaiziken
5: Roserade
Top 5 Favourite Games:
1: Red
2: Blue
3: Yellow
4: Gold
5: Silver
Out of your favourite Type, ( My Fav Type=dark) Your top 5:
1: Umbreon
2: Sneasel
3: Houndour
4: Houndoom
5: Duskull
I cost $2925 a night.
Posted 18 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[]First Born - $300
[x] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends500 - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[x] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color:
[] Black - $450
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
Total : $2925
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night "
[] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[]First Born - $300
[x] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends500 - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[x] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color:
[] Black - $450
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
Total : $2925
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night "
Journal Dump from dA
Posted 18 years agoA'ight, I'm copy/pasting a few journals from dA over here.
It's Different in Our Town
ToonTown. I don't know if they have commercials elsewhere, but here, they're pretty well advertised. For those that don't know, ToonTown is basically a game in which you're a cartoon. It's an MMORPG for five-year-olds and n00bs. I've never played it, so if I'm massively off and someone has better information, tell me.
The enemies in the game are called Cogs, and they are to be piano'd, pie'd, etc. Now, I don't know about you, but the commercials seem terribly... racist.
For instance.
One commercial depicts a talent show. One girl finishes and exits stage left. A Cog comes in and the judges look at each other. "Oh boy," they're surely thinking, "here comes a Cog." Surely they use more vulgar terms, but as I am not familiar what the Cog-based racial slur (I shall from here on out call them beancrackers) is. As soon as the Cog begins his symphony on the piano, another drops from the sky onto the cog.
The judges, apparently having participated so heavily in such genocide they no longer feel for their victims, move on to the next talent shower.
Second example.
A baseball game. A beancrackalackin' beancracker steps up to the plate and bears a friendly smile to the (white) pitcher. He bears no resentment toward him, despite being picked last, even after Fat Jeffrey, who slept with skunks (yes, THAT WAY). The pitcher, meanwhile, has his eyes set on the catcher's fingers. The catcher signals a pitch, but the pitcher shakes his head. He only tries two more before displaying with glee all five fingers, shaking with excitement. The pitcher grins and, with no hesitation, starts to throw pies with great precision at the Cog's face. Obviously, they had trained specifically for this. Obviously, this is cheating, but the umpire-- obviously not a Cog-- looks the other way.
Third.
Two contestants enter the ring. One is a girl who seems to have trained somewhat well under some form of martial arts; the other, an inexperienced Cog, quite possibly a new one, considering showing a lot of moves that are not only pointless, but look stupid. Obviously one that has problems differentiating anime or video games from reality. The girl smirks-- an easy win, but why not humiliate this beancracker further? She grabs a hose (likely there in case one of the trainees knocks over a candle or something) and sprays the Cog at high PSI.
Both of the living Cogs (the other was crushed in that tragic piano incident, remember) went home that night and cried themselves to sleep. It wasn't their fault that their skin was a pasty green, that their adoptive parents forced them to wear business suits wherever they went, or that they had forced his mouth into a permanent angry frown with staples and shifty plastic surgery.
So please, join the Green/Colored Desegregation Committee (GCDC). We are trying to build peace in the minds of those who are not Cogs so they will become more accepting of our green-skinned brothers. Surely you realize that the adoptive parents of these Cogs should not be allowed to run free, either-- the police have turned a blind eye, which is unacceptable. So please, find it in your heart to donate to GCDC and stop this disgusting hatred of the Cogs.
Ninja Cat Boo
A'ight, my other cat (besides fat, blind Dip) is named Boo. This cat has achieved what I've often dreamed of-- mental and physical top.
In other words, she uses the scenery perfectly-- she has me trained to know what she wants. When she looks at me and nods a bit, she wants to jump to about chest level, put her back paws on my chest, use my hand as a support a few inches off said chest, and curl up to look for whatever she wants to. She could go through the house with her eyes closed and make any jump she desired.
This is what I find limiting about humanity-- we fall very badly. So if we were to try to climb somewhere, if we fall, we dead. So we don't. A cat doesn't mind falling because it can recover.
Basically, there's this little corner in the shower I'd love to climb up on. If I put my foot there, the other on the shower bar, and then used my hands to climb to the bar, I could access the bathroom on a whole new level. Potentially, most humans could go through entire areas like never before. Due to mental limitations, we don't.
Perhaps there's a way to achieve the precision of a cat. I don't know.
On Funny and Sprite Comics
BEWARE
THIS MAY BE VERY VERY OFFENSIVE
A'ighty then, now I must become serious, because the Internet is very serious business.
Some of you (and if you think I'm just talking about you, no, it's not-- there have actually been about seven or so...) have been complaining that I can't be serious, my jokes aren't funny, etc. I have one thing to say to you.
Bite me.
Okay, I've got more. I know that my jokes can get kind of samish. But whether or not I'm funny depends on several things: I do what I'm told, and if you don't tell me to be serious, I won't take you serious; your ability to appreciate that I try very hard not to steal material from comedians; and your ability to realize that every joke is different and should be treated as such. Creating new jokes requires a good deal of cleverness on part of the comedian, considering so much material has already been done. For instance, I desire to be an emo comedian. Is this a joke? Yes. Has it probably already been done? Chances are, yes. But since I've never met anyone who's used it, I might still do it. Is it the same kind of joke as I usually do? Maybe.
Now, for those who say my jokes are all redundant and samish: Live with it. Honestly? I've got one mind. I'm not going to completely change my view on life so my jokes will change a little. Puns are genetic in my family, and thankfully, I have managed to cut myself off from that stem-- which is, of course, Dad's side.
Now, what exactly is my humor style? I may as well rant further, I need the typing practice.
~Making fun of stupid people through modified quotes so why it's funny becomes obvious.
~Twisting something you say to make you sound like an idiot.
~Subtle humor that 90% of people don't even realize it's a joke, and only 2% get it.
~Pure, stupid insanity.
~Parodies, twists, stories, etc.
~Narcolepsy
That last one may not seem funny, but really, in the right places, it helps to be able to fall asleep anywhere.
And yes, I know what narcolepsy means.
NOW TO PART NUMBAH 2.
Sprite comics.
Yeah.
Sprites.
For those that don't know, sprites are basically the character models for old SNES-era games, such as a Black Mage from FF1. This is the same kind of thing as Nuklear Power (better known as 8-Bit Theater). Such a thing is fine... except one thing.
Vorish sprite comics.
Have you browsed FA's vore section recently? For every semi-decent piece, there are at least fifteen sprite comics. I hear Zaero's up to two hundred submissions.
Sprite.
Vore.
SUCKS.
Okay, here's how 99% of Zaero's comics go.
Panel 1
Prey: la la la im stupd
Panel 2
Prey: ?
Panel 3
Batman-ish "GULP!" or something.
Panel 4
Pred: ^^ lol i 8 u
Prey: *murr*
...That... MAY be okay for ONE sprite comic. But two hundred of them?
To quote Metar: "Oh lawd."
And for those that show the voring? When swallowing, the head doesn't bulge at all, despite having whatever huge thing inside it-- the prey completely disappears until it reaches the stomach, which bulges to EXACTLY fit the prey-- it's not smoothed out at all, the stomach is skin-tight to it. And of course, the skin must be paper-thin...
If you don't know what I'm talking about, here-- [link]
*sigh* Yeah. End rant.
I LUFF YOU MOUSY!! xP
Twilight Princess
Awright, I just beat it. I haven't seen the end cinematic yet (I have the final boss just kinda staring at me after I beat him. Dying. xP) but I've seen enough to know this is amazing. Also, warning, DOES contain spoilers.
The effects of this game are as fantastic as they are fun: magnetic cling jolts all around, beasties exploding in little 'poof's, etc. Although I'm saddened by the Dodongos. They used to be more deadly when they asploded.
My favorite special is definitely the Helm Splitter because it's actually my two favorite attacks-- Shield Attack was my second. I also love how at certain points, the game turned into another Dirge of Cerberus with the sniping-- if you hit one, you risk alerting the others. Though I don't like how in Dirge, you kill one and the entire map is after you... oh well. Anyway, yeah. Oh, for those who are good enough with the bow, it is possible to shoot other people's arrows down.
The sound is very good, too-- I forgot I had it on (turned the TV off, but not the surround sound) and had to check out my window to see if it was raining.
The minigames are almost all optional, but insanely fun-- I spent an entire week at Hena's fishing place, trying to get the absurdly impossible-to-catch Hylian Loach and also trying to get the absurdly impossible to catch Hena. Also, ROLLGOOOOAL.
Each boss fight was fun, trying to figure out their weaknesses-- some were insanely obvious (the fight against the giant Deku Baba things), some were recycled (playing tennis with balls of magic?), and others were just awesome (final showdown against Ganondorf was epic for me-- I had one quarter of a heart left, no Rupees (for Magic Armor), and my only weapons worth noting were my sword and... a... fishing pole. Yeah, you can use the fishing pole against Ganondorf. Don't judge me, I like to see how everything works.
The Spinner is also undoubtedly cool, but needs more places to use it-- perhaps a minigame of its own?
The graphics are awesome, too, and at times, I'd look around my room and wonder why the in-game graphics look better than some of the pictures in my room.
Also, double clawshots are infinitely awesome, though I wish you could go a bit more Spiderman with them.
The story was good, and for those of you going all "ZELDA IS TWILITE PRINKEZ," I say to you: Maybe.
All this leads to one of the few 10/10 ratings I give to games, the only other winners being Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy I, and Super Smash Bros. Melee. The only problem I could find with it was how easy it was, but maybe I'm just used to every other friggin' impossible Zelda.
Also, Malo Mart-- awesome. Also also, I can totally see Link with two Helmasaur armors attached to his clawshots, whipping around and killinating everything, Prince of Persia: Two Thrones style. xP
It's Different in Our Town
ToonTown. I don't know if they have commercials elsewhere, but here, they're pretty well advertised. For those that don't know, ToonTown is basically a game in which you're a cartoon. It's an MMORPG for five-year-olds and n00bs. I've never played it, so if I'm massively off and someone has better information, tell me.
The enemies in the game are called Cogs, and they are to be piano'd, pie'd, etc. Now, I don't know about you, but the commercials seem terribly... racist.
For instance.
One commercial depicts a talent show. One girl finishes and exits stage left. A Cog comes in and the judges look at each other. "Oh boy," they're surely thinking, "here comes a Cog." Surely they use more vulgar terms, but as I am not familiar what the Cog-based racial slur (I shall from here on out call them beancrackers) is. As soon as the Cog begins his symphony on the piano, another drops from the sky onto the cog.
The judges, apparently having participated so heavily in such genocide they no longer feel for their victims, move on to the next talent shower.
Second example.
A baseball game. A beancrackalackin' beancracker steps up to the plate and bears a friendly smile to the (white) pitcher. He bears no resentment toward him, despite being picked last, even after Fat Jeffrey, who slept with skunks (yes, THAT WAY). The pitcher, meanwhile, has his eyes set on the catcher's fingers. The catcher signals a pitch, but the pitcher shakes his head. He only tries two more before displaying with glee all five fingers, shaking with excitement. The pitcher grins and, with no hesitation, starts to throw pies with great precision at the Cog's face. Obviously, they had trained specifically for this. Obviously, this is cheating, but the umpire-- obviously not a Cog-- looks the other way.
Third.
Two contestants enter the ring. One is a girl who seems to have trained somewhat well under some form of martial arts; the other, an inexperienced Cog, quite possibly a new one, considering showing a lot of moves that are not only pointless, but look stupid. Obviously one that has problems differentiating anime or video games from reality. The girl smirks-- an easy win, but why not humiliate this beancracker further? She grabs a hose (likely there in case one of the trainees knocks over a candle or something) and sprays the Cog at high PSI.
Both of the living Cogs (the other was crushed in that tragic piano incident, remember) went home that night and cried themselves to sleep. It wasn't their fault that their skin was a pasty green, that their adoptive parents forced them to wear business suits wherever they went, or that they had forced his mouth into a permanent angry frown with staples and shifty plastic surgery.
So please, join the Green/Colored Desegregation Committee (GCDC). We are trying to build peace in the minds of those who are not Cogs so they will become more accepting of our green-skinned brothers. Surely you realize that the adoptive parents of these Cogs should not be allowed to run free, either-- the police have turned a blind eye, which is unacceptable. So please, find it in your heart to donate to GCDC and stop this disgusting hatred of the Cogs.
Ninja Cat Boo
A'ight, my other cat (besides fat, blind Dip) is named Boo. This cat has achieved what I've often dreamed of-- mental and physical top.
In other words, she uses the scenery perfectly-- she has me trained to know what she wants. When she looks at me and nods a bit, she wants to jump to about chest level, put her back paws on my chest, use my hand as a support a few inches off said chest, and curl up to look for whatever she wants to. She could go through the house with her eyes closed and make any jump she desired.
This is what I find limiting about humanity-- we fall very badly. So if we were to try to climb somewhere, if we fall, we dead. So we don't. A cat doesn't mind falling because it can recover.
Basically, there's this little corner in the shower I'd love to climb up on. If I put my foot there, the other on the shower bar, and then used my hands to climb to the bar, I could access the bathroom on a whole new level. Potentially, most humans could go through entire areas like never before. Due to mental limitations, we don't.
Perhaps there's a way to achieve the precision of a cat. I don't know.
On Funny and Sprite Comics
BEWARE
THIS MAY BE VERY VERY OFFENSIVE
A'ighty then, now I must become serious, because the Internet is very serious business.
Some of you (and if you think I'm just talking about you, no, it's not-- there have actually been about seven or so...) have been complaining that I can't be serious, my jokes aren't funny, etc. I have one thing to say to you.
Bite me.
Okay, I've got more. I know that my jokes can get kind of samish. But whether or not I'm funny depends on several things: I do what I'm told, and if you don't tell me to be serious, I won't take you serious; your ability to appreciate that I try very hard not to steal material from comedians; and your ability to realize that every joke is different and should be treated as such. Creating new jokes requires a good deal of cleverness on part of the comedian, considering so much material has already been done. For instance, I desire to be an emo comedian. Is this a joke? Yes. Has it probably already been done? Chances are, yes. But since I've never met anyone who's used it, I might still do it. Is it the same kind of joke as I usually do? Maybe.
Now, for those who say my jokes are all redundant and samish: Live with it. Honestly? I've got one mind. I'm not going to completely change my view on life so my jokes will change a little. Puns are genetic in my family, and thankfully, I have managed to cut myself off from that stem-- which is, of course, Dad's side.
Now, what exactly is my humor style? I may as well rant further, I need the typing practice.
~Making fun of stupid people through modified quotes so why it's funny becomes obvious.
~Twisting something you say to make you sound like an idiot.
~Subtle humor that 90% of people don't even realize it's a joke, and only 2% get it.
~Pure, stupid insanity.
~Parodies, twists, stories, etc.
~Narcolepsy
That last one may not seem funny, but really, in the right places, it helps to be able to fall asleep anywhere.
And yes, I know what narcolepsy means.
NOW TO PART NUMBAH 2.
Sprite comics.
Yeah.
Sprites.
For those that don't know, sprites are basically the character models for old SNES-era games, such as a Black Mage from FF1. This is the same kind of thing as Nuklear Power (better known as 8-Bit Theater). Such a thing is fine... except one thing.
Vorish sprite comics.
Have you browsed FA's vore section recently? For every semi-decent piece, there are at least fifteen sprite comics. I hear Zaero's up to two hundred submissions.
Sprite.
Vore.
SUCKS.
Okay, here's how 99% of Zaero's comics go.
Panel 1
Prey: la la la im stupd
Panel 2
Prey: ?
Panel 3
Batman-ish "GULP!" or something.
Panel 4
Pred: ^^ lol i 8 u
Prey: *murr*
...That... MAY be okay for ONE sprite comic. But two hundred of them?
To quote Metar: "Oh lawd."
And for those that show the voring? When swallowing, the head doesn't bulge at all, despite having whatever huge thing inside it-- the prey completely disappears until it reaches the stomach, which bulges to EXACTLY fit the prey-- it's not smoothed out at all, the stomach is skin-tight to it. And of course, the skin must be paper-thin...
If you don't know what I'm talking about, here-- [link]
*sigh* Yeah. End rant.
I LUFF YOU MOUSY!! xP
Twilight Princess
Awright, I just beat it. I haven't seen the end cinematic yet (I have the final boss just kinda staring at me after I beat him. Dying. xP) but I've seen enough to know this is amazing. Also, warning, DOES contain spoilers.
The effects of this game are as fantastic as they are fun: magnetic cling jolts all around, beasties exploding in little 'poof's, etc. Although I'm saddened by the Dodongos. They used to be more deadly when they asploded.
My favorite special is definitely the Helm Splitter because it's actually my two favorite attacks-- Shield Attack was my second. I also love how at certain points, the game turned into another Dirge of Cerberus with the sniping-- if you hit one, you risk alerting the others. Though I don't like how in Dirge, you kill one and the entire map is after you... oh well. Anyway, yeah. Oh, for those who are good enough with the bow, it is possible to shoot other people's arrows down.
The sound is very good, too-- I forgot I had it on (turned the TV off, but not the surround sound) and had to check out my window to see if it was raining.
The minigames are almost all optional, but insanely fun-- I spent an entire week at Hena's fishing place, trying to get the absurdly impossible-to-catch Hylian Loach and also trying to get the absurdly impossible to catch Hena. Also, ROLLGOOOOAL.
Each boss fight was fun, trying to figure out their weaknesses-- some were insanely obvious (the fight against the giant Deku Baba things), some were recycled (playing tennis with balls of magic?), and others were just awesome (final showdown against Ganondorf was epic for me-- I had one quarter of a heart left, no Rupees (for Magic Armor), and my only weapons worth noting were my sword and... a... fishing pole. Yeah, you can use the fishing pole against Ganondorf. Don't judge me, I like to see how everything works.
The Spinner is also undoubtedly cool, but needs more places to use it-- perhaps a minigame of its own?
The graphics are awesome, too, and at times, I'd look around my room and wonder why the in-game graphics look better than some of the pictures in my room.
Also, double clawshots are infinitely awesome, though I wish you could go a bit more Spiderman with them.
The story was good, and for those of you going all "ZELDA IS TWILITE PRINKEZ," I say to you: Maybe.
All this leads to one of the few 10/10 ratings I give to games, the only other winners being Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy I, and Super Smash Bros. Melee. The only problem I could find with it was how easy it was, but maybe I'm just used to every other friggin' impossible Zelda.
Also, Malo Mart-- awesome. Also also, I can totally see Link with two Helmasaur armors attached to his clawshots, whipping around and killinating everything, Prince of Persia: Two Thrones style. xP
My Bar Tab is... $700
Posted 18 years agoThis is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
According to this test, I AM A PANSY.
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
According to this test, I AM A PANSY.
HOW YOU LIKE?
Posted 18 years agoHow do you like your:
Cars: Small and sleek, sports cars. w00t
Bikes: Small and plain, bluish.
Tea: I don't drink tea.. o.o;;
Men/women: Men? Ew. Women? Think Mousy. That's EXACTLY how I want women. xP
Weather: Hot 'n' muggy with a good breeze.
Sandwiches: Ham, cheese, and mustard. :D
Baths: I take showers... but if I bathed, it would be boiling hot.
Steak: About medium or so.
Cars: Small and sleek, sports cars. w00t
Bikes: Small and plain, bluish.
Tea: I don't drink tea.. o.o;;
Men/women: Men? Ew. Women? Think Mousy. That's EXACTLY how I want women. xP
Weather: Hot 'n' muggy with a good breeze.
Sandwiches: Ham, cheese, and mustard. :D
Baths: I take showers... but if I bathed, it would be boiling hot.
Steak: About medium or so.
HOW YOU LIKE?
Posted 18 years agoHow do you like your:
Cars: Small and sleek, sports cars. w00t
Bikes: Small and plain, bluish.
Tea: I don't drink tea.. o.o;;
Men/women: Men? Ew. Women? Think Mousy. That's EXACTLY how I want women. xP
Weather: Hot 'n' muggy with a good breeze.
Sandwiches: Ham, cheese, and mustard. :D
Baths: I take showers... but if I bathed, it would be boiling hot.
Steak: About medium or so.
Cars: Small and sleek, sports cars. w00t
Bikes: Small and plain, bluish.
Tea: I don't drink tea.. o.o;;
Men/women: Men? Ew. Women? Think Mousy. That's EXACTLY how I want women. xP
Weather: Hot 'n' muggy with a good breeze.
Sandwiches: Ham, cheese, and mustard. :D
Baths: I take showers... but if I bathed, it would be boiling hot.
Steak: About medium or so.
Bin needs meme insurance.
Posted 18 years ago1) List your favorite three music genres:
~60's-80's rock.
~Heavy Metal
~Asian stuff.
2) Give a list up to ten of your current favorite artists:
~Styx
~Nobuo Uematsu (Er, I THINK that's the right guy...)
~Modest Mouse
~Ink?
3) List up to 5 genres you dislike/hate
~Emo (except a few)
~Screamo
~Blues
~Country
4) Why?
They make my ears bleed.
5) Name 3 artists from despised genres:
~...I don't listen to it, so I don't really know any...
6) Are you a Mainstream Sheep/Herd Person, Undergroundist or somewhere between the two?
~No idea what you're talking about there.
7) How many PHYSICAL CDs do you own?
~A lot. I play video games, you know.
8) Where do you purchase your music primarily?
~Uhm, nowhere. I only have a few CDs, and the rest is IMEEM'd.
~60's-80's rock.
~Heavy Metal
~Asian stuff.
2) Give a list up to ten of your current favorite artists:
~Styx
~Nobuo Uematsu (Er, I THINK that's the right guy...)
~Modest Mouse
~Ink?
3) List up to 5 genres you dislike/hate
~Emo (except a few)
~Screamo
~Blues
~Country
4) Why?
They make my ears bleed.
5) Name 3 artists from despised genres:
~...I don't listen to it, so I don't really know any...
6) Are you a Mainstream Sheep/Herd Person, Undergroundist or somewhere between the two?
~No idea what you're talking about there.
7) How many PHYSICAL CDs do you own?
~A lot. I play video games, you know.
8) Where do you purchase your music primarily?
~Uhm, nowhere. I only have a few CDs, and the rest is IMEEM'd.
Birthday List and Connecticut
Posted 18 years agoLiberally copy/pasted from my dA journal.
A'ighty then. I'm going to Connecticut to hang with mah homeez. AKA, my cousins, aunts, uncles. But do not weep. They have a pool and hot tub. All is not lost until September 1st, when I return, and seep into the pool of 'at Dad's on my birfday.'
I've also made a birfday list. x3
~Super Paper Mario
~Mario Party 8
~Final Fantasy VI Advance
~WarioWare: Smooth Moves
~Animal Crossing: Wild World
~Drawings/a drawing of all my female charis (except Lara and Aqua, naturally) in nothing but long, white socks. What? x3 Doubt I'll get this, though.
A'ighty then. I'm going to Connecticut to hang with mah homeez. AKA, my cousins, aunts, uncles. But do not weep. They have a pool and hot tub. All is not lost until September 1st, when I return, and seep into the pool of 'at Dad's on my birfday.'
I've also made a birfday list. x3
~Super Paper Mario
~Mario Party 8
~Final Fantasy VI Advance
~WarioWare: Smooth Moves
~Animal Crossing: Wild World
~Drawings/a drawing of all my female charis (except Lara and Aqua, naturally) in nothing but long, white socks. What? x3 Doubt I'll get this, though.
Mah Birfdayz
Posted 18 years agoRighty. My birthday's coming up (the second) and... I'm over at Dad's. x.x So yeah. This is the ultimate suck. I don't think I'm going to get any presents.
Another one stolen from Binflaggle
Posted 18 years agoAppearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4"
[ ] I am taller than 6'0"
[ ] I think I'm ugly
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (I miss my old blonde, not this new, darker stuff.)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. Not yet!
[ ] I have/I've had braces. (HAD!)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I'm not sure what I'd have done, but probably something related to one of my fetishes. Giving me a naga tail would be the most awesome thing plastic surgery could do. xP)
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I've got one or two scars. (Back of my hand.)
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[ ] Have a spoiled sibling.
School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (Dehydration sucks.)
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] Are or have been home schooled.
Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (I was so addicted to RPing once I said, "Bobby said, 'Jeesh, you're a dumbass...'" or something like that. Oops.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something intentionally
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public
[ ] I fell down on my face.
Health
[ ] I've gotten stitches
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country.
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Phillipines
Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (School thing.)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Fifteen minutes.)
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[x] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[I wish] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've kissed a girl/guy. (...Uh... >.>)
Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills. (Sad for a vorie, eh?)
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[?] I'm anorexic or bulimic. (Sorta. At Dad's, I don't eat, but for a reason other than looks.)
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[x] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I cut myself
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[XXX] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] buy the newspaper everyday
Random
[/] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[x] I have "x"s in my screen name. (For obvious reasons.)
[x] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I've worn pajamas to school. (This was sort of already a question.)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog.
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4"
[ ] I am taller than 6'0"
[ ] I think I'm ugly
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (I miss my old blonde, not this new, darker stuff.)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. Not yet!
[ ] I have/I've had braces. (HAD!)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I'm not sure what I'd have done, but probably something related to one of my fetishes. Giving me a naga tail would be the most awesome thing plastic surgery could do. xP)
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I've got one or two scars. (Back of my hand.)
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[ ] Have a spoiled sibling.
School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (Dehydration sucks.)
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] Are or have been home schooled.
Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (I was so addicted to RPing once I said, "Bobby said, 'Jeesh, you're a dumbass...'" or something like that. Oops.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something intentionally
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public
[ ] I fell down on my face.
Health
[ ] I've gotten stitches
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country.
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Phillipines
Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (School thing.)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Fifteen minutes.)
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[x] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[I wish] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've kissed a girl/guy. (...Uh... >.>)
Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills. (Sad for a vorie, eh?)
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[?] I'm anorexic or bulimic. (Sorta. At Dad's, I don't eat, but for a reason other than looks.)
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[x] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I cut myself
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[XXX] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] buy the newspaper everyday
Random
[/] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[x] I have "x"s in my screen name. (For obvious reasons.)
[x] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I've worn pajamas to school. (This was sort of already a question.)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog.
HAVE WII, WILL FRIEND
Posted 18 years agoYep... I got a Wii. Finally... xD It's my Christmas present from my brother. LAST Christmas. Anyway. I got Wii Sports, Trauma Center, and Legend of Zelda.
Trauma Center attacks me mentally and Sports, physically. How?
I felt a pulse in one of my neck veins and immediately saw myself laid on a table (pervert), a scalpel digging into my neck. And I felt it... oog...
Wii Sports has killed my shoulder muscle. OW.
Also, friend code is 5103 9312 7845 0306. ADD MEH.
Trauma Center attacks me mentally and Sports, physically. How?
I felt a pulse in one of my neck veins and immediately saw myself laid on a table (pervert), a scalpel digging into my neck. And I felt it... oog...
Wii Sports has killed my shoulder muscle. OW.
Also, friend code is 5103 9312 7845 0306. ADD MEH.
Quiz
Posted 18 years ago1. Are you ok with open-sex relationships?
Not for me... o.o;;
2. Are you ok with open-nudity around other furs?
Well, considering I has fur, it's not really nudity... o.o And I'm three inches, so it's a VERY small pen0r.
3. If you know who your true friends are, would you have sex with them?
o.o Uhmm, no...?
4. Have you had sex before?
Nope.
5. What orientation are you, and if bi, what percentage?
.1% bi. For Sephiroth. XP
6. Many furs have crushes on toon/game characters, name up to five of your top crushes.
1. Rose (Legend of Dragoon)
2. Sabrina (Pokemon)
3. Erika (Pokemon)
4. Lulu (FFX)
5. Mitarashi Anko (Naruto manga)
7. What are your top five fetishes?
1. Unbirthing
2. Vore
3. Nippleless bewbs
4. Foot (slightly)
5. Macro/micro (usually in connection with the above)
8. Is there any kind of pose that gives an added boost for you in porn/yiff art?
Nope... don't really look at much, believe it or not. o.o;;
9. If your comfortable with posting, how many times have you been around?
...
...
...What?
10. Do you have any tips, when doing it for the first time?
Considering I haven't, mine would be... use protection and do it with someone else that it's their first time, or there will be laughter and teasing.
11(bonus). What kinda toys do you enjoy using?
Uhm, none?
Not for me... o.o;;
2. Are you ok with open-nudity around other furs?
Well, considering I has fur, it's not really nudity... o.o And I'm three inches, so it's a VERY small pen0r.
3. If you know who your true friends are, would you have sex with them?
o.o Uhmm, no...?
4. Have you had sex before?
Nope.
5. What orientation are you, and if bi, what percentage?
.1% bi. For Sephiroth. XP
6. Many furs have crushes on toon/game characters, name up to five of your top crushes.
1. Rose (Legend of Dragoon)
2. Sabrina (Pokemon)
3. Erika (Pokemon)
4. Lulu (FFX)
5. Mitarashi Anko (Naruto manga)
7. What are your top five fetishes?
1. Unbirthing
2. Vore
3. Nippleless bewbs
4. Foot (slightly)
5. Macro/micro (usually in connection with the above)
8. Is there any kind of pose that gives an added boost for you in porn/yiff art?
Nope... don't really look at much, believe it or not. o.o;;
9. If your comfortable with posting, how many times have you been around?
...
...
...What?
10. Do you have any tips, when doing it for the first time?
Considering I haven't, mine would be... use protection and do it with someone else that it's their first time, or there will be laughter and teasing.
11(bonus). What kinda toys do you enjoy using?
Uhm, none?
*sigh*
Posted 18 years agoI'm just wondering... does anyone actually read these anymore? I've gone about five or so journals and a few submissions with absolutely no comments, despite multiple people watching me.
Just curious.
Just curious.
Uhmm...
Posted 18 years agoOkay... I know I'm about to offend some of you majorly... please don't take it personally.
All right. Begin rant.
I check the 'vore' tab in the search daily, and am saddened. I see a lot of sprite vorings... now, don't get me wrong. I can take a few.
But if you're on a quest to make "a hundred and fifty! Or more to see!" then please, PLEASE, just... I dunno... I know you like to make them, and I'm not going to ask you to stop... but I really am hating sprite vore. It's... how to say it? Tasteless? Dull? Anyone could do it so it lacks any style-- and, sadly, spelling or grammar, usually. Ugh... it's like spam. In the tab. You're spamming up the vore tab. Yeah. It makes me want to go search vore much less, so those who are actually, y'know, ARTISTS get less attention. And it's not even a 'better by comparison' thing... it's just... pathetic. Urg. I'm not saying to stop doing vore. I'm just saying, do it... artistically. Pencil. Paper. Computer keys. Just stop with the craptastic spriting! RAGGGGHHH.
Again, I apologize if I offended anyone, but I keep seeing sprites and crying.
All right. Begin rant.
I check the 'vore' tab in the search daily, and am saddened. I see a lot of sprite vorings... now, don't get me wrong. I can take a few.
But if you're on a quest to make "a hundred and fifty! Or more to see!" then please, PLEASE, just... I dunno... I know you like to make them, and I'm not going to ask you to stop... but I really am hating sprite vore. It's... how to say it? Tasteless? Dull? Anyone could do it so it lacks any style-- and, sadly, spelling or grammar, usually. Ugh... it's like spam. In the tab. You're spamming up the vore tab. Yeah. It makes me want to go search vore much less, so those who are actually, y'know, ARTISTS get less attention. And it's not even a 'better by comparison' thing... it's just... pathetic. Urg. I'm not saying to stop doing vore. I'm just saying, do it... artistically. Pencil. Paper. Computer keys. Just stop with the craptastic spriting! RAGGGGHHH.
Again, I apologize if I offended anyone, but I keep seeing sprites and crying.
Theft from Jade
Posted 18 years ago1. How old will you be in five years?
19.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Mah kitty. ^.^;;
3. How tall are you?
5' 5"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
o.o;; I 'unno. Mousy?
5. What's the last movie you saw?
FFVII: Advent Children.
6. Who was the last person you called?
Mom.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Mom.
8. What was the last text message you received?
"Thanks."
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Uhhhh... my Aunt Carrie... on my birthday... last year.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Chatting.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Uhhh... a second ago.
14. What color are your eyes?
Brownish hazelish.
15. What time did you wake up today?
9.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Aeropostale shirt, Lucky brand jeans, socks, and my no-mark undies! *cough* Yeah.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
I make my own Christmas songs. XP
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Florida.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Dad's house.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Florida.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
From now? In bed... with Mousy. ^.^
22. Do you tan or burn?
A little of both.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Dinosaurs. Still the same. T.T
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Mind of Mencia.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Four.
26. How big is your bed?
Twin, I think.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With. Shirt is optional.
29. What color are your sheets?
Leopard print. What? XD
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One.
31. What is your favorite season?
Summer, yo.
33. What do you like about Summer?
No snow, lots of free time, less time at Dad's.
34. What do you like about the Winter?
Nobody can make me go outside.
35. What do you like about Spring?
It's getting closer to Summer.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Wisconsin. One.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Horicon. Lomira.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Socks.
39. Are you a social person?
Ew, no.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
My girlfriend's cunny.
41. What is your favorite restaraunt?
KFC!
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Blue moon.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Mashed potatoes. XP
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Mmm... Ramen or cream of chicken.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Grape.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Some of it.
47. Do you like coffee?
Haven't tried it... o.o;;
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Two.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Orange juice.
50: Top or bottom?
Bottom would be preferred, but I dunno. o.o;;
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Usually closest to the wall.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Somewhat.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
OH YESSHHHHHH.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Yep....
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
I... don't think so... o.o;;
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I usually 'eat out.' HA.
57: State your full name!
This isn't a question!
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Uhmm... two.
59. Do you want kids?
It's up to Mousy.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
A little bit of a few. *shrugs*
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Nope.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nope.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
How about a pool that's all sandy?
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window YAY.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I can't drive. XD
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Mousy. XP
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Nope... besides the family ones.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Mind of Mencia!
69. Can you roll your tongue?
A little...
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Carlos Mencia?
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
A lot... ^.^
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Beethoven, I think. A little remix.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I... uh... maybe?
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
My Guitar Hero guitar, which is conveniently right in my lap! XD
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Uhmmmm... I'ma choose not to answer this one for personal reasons...
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
However I leave 'em.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
The bear. Definitely.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
...Yes. *shame*
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Oh gawd, a chicken sex? NO. Never eat a chicken nugget. It isn't necessarily chicken MEAT. It's just a chicken that's been deboned. They could have organs, sex glands, etc. in there.
80. What is your favorite food?
Chicken. But not chicken nuggets.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Uhmmm... sorta.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No. I don't drive.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
No. I still don't drive.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
In the summer, it's whenever the eff I want.
85. What was the last book you read?
OFFICIAL Final Fantasy VII STRATEGY GUIDE (Don't judge me, I'm looking for side areas.)
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Only for the comics.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
EGM.
88. Do you watch porn?
...No...? Maybe...
89. Do you watch soap operas?
NO.
90. Do you dance in the car?
...Sometimes.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Uhhh... the HOG.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
An honor roll certificate.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Thunderhorse-- Expert 1st shot 80% notes hit 3 stars 53839 43 note streak.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Uhhh... dun' care... XD
95. What is your favorite board game?
Checkers.
96. What is your favorite PC game?
Black and White 2.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Last Sunday. o.o;;
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I'm just going into high school... XD
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Three weeks. T.T
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Mousy. ^.^
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2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Mah kitty. ^.^;;
3. How tall are you?
5' 5"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
o.o;; I 'unno. Mousy?
5. What's the last movie you saw?
FFVII: Advent Children.
6. Who was the last person you called?
Mom.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Mom.
8. What was the last text message you received?
"Thanks."
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Uhhhh... my Aunt Carrie... on my birthday... last year.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Chatting.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Uhhh... a second ago.
14. What color are your eyes?
Brownish hazelish.
15. What time did you wake up today?
9.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Aeropostale shirt, Lucky brand jeans, socks, and my no-mark undies! *cough* Yeah.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
I make my own Christmas songs. XP
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Florida.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Dad's house.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Florida.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
From now? In bed... with Mousy. ^.^
22. Do you tan or burn?
A little of both.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Dinosaurs. Still the same. T.T
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Mind of Mencia.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Four.
26. How big is your bed?
Twin, I think.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With. Shirt is optional.
29. What color are your sheets?
Leopard print. What? XD
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One.
31. What is your favorite season?
Summer, yo.
33. What do you like about Summer?
No snow, lots of free time, less time at Dad's.
34. What do you like about the Winter?
Nobody can make me go outside.
35. What do you like about Spring?
It's getting closer to Summer.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Wisconsin. One.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Horicon. Lomira.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Socks.
39. Are you a social person?
Ew, no.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
My girlfriend's cunny.
41. What is your favorite restaraunt?
KFC!
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Blue moon.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Mashed potatoes. XP
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Mmm... Ramen or cream of chicken.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Grape.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Some of it.
47. Do you like coffee?
Haven't tried it... o.o;;
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Two.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Orange juice.
50: Top or bottom?
Bottom would be preferred, but I dunno. o.o;;
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Usually closest to the wall.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Somewhat.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
OH YESSHHHHHH.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Yep....
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
I... don't think so... o.o;;
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I usually 'eat out.' HA.
57: State your full name!
This isn't a question!
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Uhmm... two.
59. Do you want kids?
It's up to Mousy.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
A little bit of a few. *shrugs*
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Nope.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nope.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
How about a pool that's all sandy?
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window YAY.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I can't drive. XD
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Mousy. XP
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Nope... besides the family ones.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Mind of Mencia!
69. Can you roll your tongue?
A little...
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Carlos Mencia?
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
A lot... ^.^
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Beethoven, I think. A little remix.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I... uh... maybe?
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
My Guitar Hero guitar, which is conveniently right in my lap! XD
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Uhmmmm... I'ma choose not to answer this one for personal reasons...
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
However I leave 'em.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
The bear. Definitely.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
...Yes. *shame*
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Oh gawd, a chicken sex? NO. Never eat a chicken nugget. It isn't necessarily chicken MEAT. It's just a chicken that's been deboned. They could have organs, sex glands, etc. in there.
80. What is your favorite food?
Chicken. But not chicken nuggets.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Uhmmm... sorta.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No. I don't drive.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
No. I still don't drive.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
In the summer, it's whenever the eff I want.
85. What was the last book you read?
OFFICIAL Final Fantasy VII STRATEGY GUIDE (Don't judge me, I'm looking for side areas.)
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Only for the comics.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
EGM.
88. Do you watch porn?
...No...? Maybe...
89. Do you watch soap operas?
NO.
90. Do you dance in the car?
...Sometimes.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Uhhh... the HOG.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
An honor roll certificate.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Thunderhorse-- Expert 1st shot 80% notes hit 3 stars 53839 43 note streak.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Uhhh... dun' care... XD
95. What is your favorite board game?
Checkers.
96. What is your favorite PC game?
Black and White 2.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Last Sunday. o.o;;
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I'm just going into high school... XD
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Three weeks. T.T
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Mousy. ^.^
