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my life according to the arrogant worms
Posted 16 years agosaw 
TerdBurgler do it and though, well what the fuck, why not....
rules:
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"
• Pick your Artist:
The Arrogant worms
• Are you a male or female?
Jesus' Brother Bob
• Describe yourself:
It's great to be a Nerd
• How do you feel:
Johnny Came Home Headless
• Describe where you currently live:
No Sale/No Store
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Tokyo Love Song
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Big Fat Road Manager
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Proud to be a Banker
• Your best friend is:
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
• You and your best friends are:
Let There Be Guns
• What's the weather like:
Horizon
• Favorite moment:
The Christmas Song
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Don't Go Into Politics
• What is life to you:
Car Full of Pain
• Your last relationship:
Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
• Your fear:
Worst Seat on the Plane
• What is the best advice you have to give:
Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
• Thought for the Day:
Log Into You
• How I would like to die:
Carrot Juice is Murder
• My soul's condition:
Dangerous
• Most Faithful Companion:
Wolfe Island Ferry
• My motto:
Security Guard
TerdBurgler do it and though, well what the fuck, why not....rules:
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"
• Pick your Artist:
The Arrogant worms
• Are you a male or female?
Jesus' Brother Bob
• Describe yourself:
It's great to be a Nerd
• How do you feel:
Johnny Came Home Headless
• Describe where you currently live:
No Sale/No Store
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Tokyo Love Song
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Big Fat Road Manager
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Proud to be a Banker
• Your best friend is:
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
• You and your best friends are:
Let There Be Guns
• What's the weather like:
Horizon
• Favorite moment:
The Christmas Song
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Don't Go Into Politics
• What is life to you:
Car Full of Pain
• Your last relationship:
Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
• Your fear:
Worst Seat on the Plane
• What is the best advice you have to give:
Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
• Thought for the Day:
Log Into You
• How I would like to die:
Carrot Juice is Murder
• My soul's condition:
Dangerous
• Most Faithful Companion:
Wolfe Island Ferry
• My motto:
Security Guard
I'm 86% PURE!!!!
Posted 16 years agofuck do I have a boring life.......
Instructions:
Start with 100%. x everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked ()
2. Drank alcohol (x)
3. Cried when someone died (x)
4. Been drunk()
5. Had sex()
6. Been to a concert(x)
7. Gotten/given a hand job ()
8. Gotten/given a blow job ()
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed ()
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up ()
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. ()
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. ()
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend ()
15. Been to prom. ()
16. Cried at school ()
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ()
18. Went streaking ()
19. Given or received a lap dance.()
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: Still 98%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over ()
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house()
23. Kissed a stranger ()
24. Hugged a stranger ()
25. Went scuba diving ()
26. Driven a car (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray (x)
28. Hit by a car ( )
29. Had a party ()
30. Done serious drugs ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball ()
32. Got paid to strip for someone ()
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone.(x)
35. Eaten sushi ()
36. Bought porn ()
37. Watched porn (x)
38. Made porn ()
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex ()
40. Been in love ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%
41. French kissed ()
42. Laughed so hard you cried ()
43. Cried yourself to sleep ()
44. Laughed yourself to sleep ()
45. Stabbed yourself ()
46. Shot a gun ()
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day ()
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x) (I'm a system admin, I work at least 8 hour, 9 if I work late...)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ()
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
51. Watched a person die ()
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ()
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital ()
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out ()
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex ()
57. Dressed punk ()
58. Dressed goth (x)
59. Dressed preppy()
60. Been to a motocross race ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
61. Avoided somebody (x)
62. Been stalked ()
63. Stalked someone ()
64. Met a celebrity. ()
65. Played an instrument. ()
66. Ridden a horse (x)
67. Cut yourself (x) (some part of a model rail road layout are surprisingly sharp...)
68. Bungee jumped.()
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ()
70. Been to a wild party. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
71. Got caught stealing something. ()
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.()
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ()
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ()
75. Got arrested.()
76. Been pregnant. ()
77. Babysat. ()
78. Been to another country. (x) (germany, belgium and Luxembourg)
79. Started your house on fire. ()
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ()
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ()
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ()
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. ()
85. Sat on your butt all day () (almost, but no)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ()
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ()
89. Been called a wh0re. ()
90. Danced like a wh0re. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ()
92. Been in a car accident. ()
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. ()
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ()
95. Raped somebody. ()
96. Danced in the rain. ()
97. Been rejected. ()
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ()
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. ()
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 86%
Instructions:
Start with 100%. x everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked ()
2. Drank alcohol (x)
3. Cried when someone died (x)
4. Been drunk()
5. Had sex()
6. Been to a concert(x)
7. Gotten/given a hand job ()
8. Gotten/given a blow job ()
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed ()
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up ()
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. ()
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. ()
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend ()
15. Been to prom. ()
16. Cried at school ()
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ()
18. Went streaking ()
19. Given or received a lap dance.()
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: Still 98%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over ()
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house()
23. Kissed a stranger ()
24. Hugged a stranger ()
25. Went scuba diving ()
26. Driven a car (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray (x)
28. Hit by a car ( )
29. Had a party ()
30. Done serious drugs ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball ()
32. Got paid to strip for someone ()
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone.(x)
35. Eaten sushi ()
36. Bought porn ()
37. Watched porn (x)
38. Made porn ()
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex ()
40. Been in love ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%
41. French kissed ()
42. Laughed so hard you cried ()
43. Cried yourself to sleep ()
44. Laughed yourself to sleep ()
45. Stabbed yourself ()
46. Shot a gun ()
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day ()
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x) (I'm a system admin, I work at least 8 hour, 9 if I work late...)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ()
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
51. Watched a person die ()
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ()
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital ()
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out ()
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex ()
57. Dressed punk ()
58. Dressed goth (x)
59. Dressed preppy()
60. Been to a motocross race ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
61. Avoided somebody (x)
62. Been stalked ()
63. Stalked someone ()
64. Met a celebrity. ()
65. Played an instrument. ()
66. Ridden a horse (x)
67. Cut yourself (x) (some part of a model rail road layout are surprisingly sharp...)
68. Bungee jumped.()
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ()
70. Been to a wild party. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
71. Got caught stealing something. ()
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.()
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ()
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ()
75. Got arrested.()
76. Been pregnant. ()
77. Babysat. ()
78. Been to another country. (x) (germany, belgium and Luxembourg)
79. Started your house on fire. ()
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ()
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ()
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ()
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. ()
85. Sat on your butt all day () (almost, but no)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ()
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ()
89. Been called a wh0re. ()
90. Danced like a wh0re. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ()
92. Been in a car accident. ()
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. ()
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ()
95. Raped somebody. ()
96. Danced in the rain. ()
97. Been rejected. ()
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ()
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. ()
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 86%
FA name meme
Posted 16 years agoUSE YOUR FA NAME:
A-You Like to Drink
B- you're a laid back, like to have fun kind of person.
C- People tend to judge you because you are popular.
D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
F- People adore you.
E- Damn good kisser.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good personality and look.
I- You have a fine ass.
J- Everyone loves you.
K-You are really silly.
L- You live to have fun.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You are absolutely beautiful.
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- Fuckin sexy.
S- Easy to fall in love with.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
U- You really like to chill.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broadminded
X-you never let people tell you what to do.
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
Z- Always ready.
so according to thls:
F - People adore you.
O - You are one of the best in bed.
X - You never let people tell you that to do.
O - You are one of the best in bed.
F - People adore you.
I - You have a fine ass.
N - You are absolutely beautiful.
F - People adore you.
I - You have a fine ass.
N - You are absolutely beautiful.
E - Damn good kisser.
T - You're loyal to peole you love.
Y - One of the bst bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
A-You Like to Drink
B- you're a laid back, like to have fun kind of person.
C- People tend to judge you because you are popular.
D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
F- People adore you.
E- Damn good kisser.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good personality and look.
I- You have a fine ass.
J- Everyone loves you.
K-You are really silly.
L- You live to have fun.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You are absolutely beautiful.
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- Fuckin sexy.
S- Easy to fall in love with.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
U- You really like to chill.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broadminded
X-you never let people tell you what to do.
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
Z- Always ready.
so according to thls:
F - People adore you.
O - You are one of the best in bed.
X - You never let people tell you that to do.
O - You are one of the best in bed.
F - People adore you.
I - You have a fine ass.
N - You are absolutely beautiful.
F - People adore you.
I - You have a fine ass.
N - You are absolutely beautiful.
E - Damn good kisser.
T - You're loyal to peole you love.
Y - One of the bst bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
