SUP FURAFFINITY

What to draw?

I got a daly deviation on DA.
Thats a pretty awesome fuking birthday present.

Didn't really boost anything but pageviews and favs but im stoked anyway.

http://frenzee.deviantart.com/art/L.....rooms-79911423

HEY GUYS YOU ARE FAGGOTS

ILL HAVE ANOTHER OF THOSE FUCKING BIRTHDAYS ON TUESDAY.
GUESS WHAT? FUCK. 21

MIDDLEAGE

FUCK

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.

1. Real love in my pants
2. The Weight in my pants Ew babyfurs :c
3. I belive i can fly in my pants
4. Sex bomb in my pants
5. Tainted love in my pants
6. You belong to me in my pants
7. Ridin' Spinners in my pants
8. Five finger discount in my pants
9. Bulldozer in my pants
10. Cake and Sodomy in my pants
11. working with meat in my pants
12. Aresnal in my pants
13. Now you die in my pants
14. Detachable Penis in my pants
15. His thing in my pants

I am not satisfies so ill add five more

16. All wrong in my pants
17. Hail satan in my pants
18. Dead souls in my pants
19. Everything sucks in my pants
20. Brains will explode in my pants

:C
Why did i not laugh more

copypasta'd from  mcarson in my pants

I have now moved in with  target and  Lyx and we are having horribly sexy orgies every night.

We have a temporarily shitty internet right now so i wont be that active for another two weeks or so but ill be lurking.

Also: i am still open for commission 'cause i am still poor.


To do list:
 mottenfest Fuck-old trade
 pox Traed
 misplaced_spigot Something

HEY GUYSE

I will have allot of work comming up and after that im moving in one or two weeks.
So there wont be much activity from me for a while and i might not have internet for a while in the new aparment.
But if everuthing goes perfectly, which it never does, I'll be back in a week.


To do list:
 mottenfest Fuck-old trade
 Ulfstan commision
 pox Traed
 Misplaced_Spigot Something

Hey guyse. Guess what. Im out of a job soon. I need quick money.
So im opening four slots, to start with. there will be no queue.

Its up for grabs.
Ill do CG character inks with slopped on colours for $20
Or Real media inks for $25 + additional shipping costs.

Character Design Survey (30 Questions) (usually best for those with numerous characters) :

1. How do you generally design your characters?
Most of the time it starts off with an idea like "HEY PITBULLS ARE FUCKING BUTCH I SHOULD DRAW THAT" or "MAFIA KILLER CHICKS ARE AWESOME, I NEED TO DESIGN ONE"


2. How did you decide on your fursona/s species?
I was fukken 15 and pretty much just found out about furry.
So i was a faggot and picked fox 'cause i though they where awesom back then >:c


3. What are your 5 favorite species?
UH. Maned wolves, Jackals, Hyenas, DAGS, bats

4. Ok, ok, you can extend it to 10.
Monsters, Monsters, felines, lizards.


5. Have you made characters out of all of these?
No :c
wait
yas D:


6. Most violent character?
UH. Hard to tell. I have so many aggressive randoms.
Frenzee or X.E Cute http://www.furaffinity.net/view/731127/


7. Happiest or Nicest character?
hahaha what :C I dont think i have happy and nice characters
Oh wait maybe Cecile http://www.furaffinity.net/view/992283/


8. Your most personally significant character?
Frenzee

9. Sluttiest character?
HAHAHA D;
SO MANY

I guess thats Cecile again.



10. ‘Unsluttiest’ character?
Frenzee

11. ‘Stereotypic’ male?
Mr. Knuckles? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/931696/

12. ‘Stereotypic’ female?
uh i dunno.
Closest too one would probobly be Luciana http://www.furaffinity.net/view/932193/

13. Tomboy?
Pitbull chick? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/711318/

14. Girlyboi?
Lawd, Cecile.

15. Androgynous/genderless?
hahaa Well. i dont know. Nadira? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/991784/

16. Fastest character?
Uh, Guessing it would be KEX http://www.furaffinity.net/view/316084/

17. Most muscular?
The Pitbull chick or Nadira

18. Thinnest character?
KEX

19. Chubbiest/heaviest character?
Mr. PIGGY BANKS

20. Deformed character?
I need too start drawing monster shit again :C

21. Most fun to draw?
KEX

22. Any Marysues?
Everyone but frenzee.

23. Draw pr0n?
Wut? yes?

24. Draw one gender more than another?
Curves are more fun to draw :c

25. Stuff you don’t like to draw?
straigh lines

26. Stuff you love to draw?
Curves and Disformations :D

27. Species you see mostly in the fandom?
Canines :C

28. Species you see least?
uh... i dont know, ticks?

29. What do you want to see more in the fandom?
Babyfur tatoos

30. Anyone you want to tag?
 Woogle >:D

oh fffffuck

I just noticed i'v passed 10 000 page views

 sonderjen got banned without a warning or an explanation
And peoples submissions are getting deleted all over the site
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/277208/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/277274/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/277252/

Shit guys. Da chick just got a awesome job in Malmö.
Malmö is pretty much a tiny shithole compared to Stockholm but its closer too the rest of the europe, wich is awesome.

This means that we'll have to move, i'v quit my job wich means my money will run out WICH MEANS I WILL HAVE TO OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS. (Rens you will get your picture)


And now when i'v finnaly quit my job im also planning to make a portfolio and become an proffesional artist of some kind. Im hopeing for comcept art. Becoming a proffesional or certified artist is was my new years resolution btw. I'v got some contacts here and there so i belive that as long as a manage to make a good portilio, i'll get the job. So expect allot of not furry art.

this will be fukken awesome.

Okay i fuck. I really fukken NEED too draw something horrid.
PLZ COME OC WITH ME NOW.

Also: i cant host

I'll be gone for three days or so.

Gon visist  ratiries and  jayron with  target.
JUST SO PEOPLE KNOW. murr murr

ONLY 930 left too 10000 Page views

SHOULD I GIVE PRIZES OUT AND DAT SHIT?

 pox made my icon go comment on some of her art

INTERESTING THREAD GO
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/256282/

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: Lyx
2. What is your weapon of choice?: rusty pipe or a sawed-off double barreled shotgun
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: With a good reason, yes.
4. How about of the same sex?: With a good motivation, yes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Lyx
6. What is your pet peeve?: steriotypes, aspergers
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I can keep grudges for ever but never showing it. Normaly they are short lived though.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: hygiene upkeep
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: uh... till the morning after?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: There's no idea to do that 'cause no one will know that person, but there are allot of them.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "-why are you late?" "-i had too work"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: ONLY 999.99 times
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: a couple of months ago
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I dont use the alarm on my days off >:c

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Beer?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: I eat it if its dead.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: HAHAHA if you remember how much the day after, you havent had enough.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Lol, what? Does the skin on my bones make me look fat?
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: No my weight has a issue with me
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: I like my food like i like my women. HOT AND SALTY
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: Fuck no i wouldn't eat anything that lives in its own shit... oh wait. fuck. ew.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: not counting porn: allot
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: maybe 30
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: yizz
4. Have you done it?: IT? oh no not IT! with BITS included? This thing is so made by a 14 year old. also: yizz
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Hips
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Wait what?
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: no

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: 1
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Wut? Sex store? I dont know tha name of it.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Buy me some underground premises and use it as a studio or make a club out of it.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Possibly
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: yizz
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: around 8000
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: i came
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: They think i never started smoking.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Become an certified artist or Live without having too work.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: ONLY ONE CAN BE THE WINNER
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: YES
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Anyone who types "no" here whould die.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: finished pictar.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Rich dying parents.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: someone who lives in a country where hookers and legal... and free.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: God, right?
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: kindoff.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: pretty much
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: effort
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Anger or Sloth... Lust is good too.

Well hello tharr i will now try to be mroe active here again and draw moar.

Also:
I did this 'cause Target did. And its hillarious 'cause she is obviously a dyke and im obviously a fag. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/236704/

Your Boy Side
[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[X] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[X] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[X] Gory movies are cool
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
[X] Wear boxers.

Total = 9 Points

Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[X] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[X] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[X] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[X] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[X] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[X] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[X] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 12 Points

Hi.
I'm Frenzee, Amateur furry artist and co-owner of the E-famous comic Chainroaker

I want to thank you for all the comments and recent watches I've received on later days. I'm happy to announce that watches and comments have been on a steady increase. Infact so much that I've hit the point of E-popularity where its time for me to cease faving, watching and commenting on other peoples pages, work and/or comments.

So I'm having this collective "thank you" sent out too all of you to show my appreciation. Keep sucking that dick.

Thank you.
Frenzee
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/frenzee/



OR


I'm sorry for the inactivity. I've been busy. :C

LONG STORY SHORT:

I wrote a highly offensive (for furries) forum post in Eurofurence's forum about me wanting to attend a con but i wasn't sure about it 'cause i think most furries are furfags by definition and that i wanted to find out if this (FACT) was true. wich it of 'course was. They reacted just like expected.

ONE MONTH LATER (now)

 tristan
added me on MSN and i pull my lulztest like every time someone adds me. A quick way to filter out the worst furfags, and get some cheap lulz.
And he gets offended wich i find very amusing, then he ignores me so i then take lyx's loggs for even more lulz.





LONG STORY IS LOOONG:


EF forum post:
http://forum.eurofurence.org/index......pic,414.0.html


Two months later on MSN:
I lost the start of the logg but, he adds me i go something like "WHO ARE YOU D:<" he goes something like "uh.. o_o; hi *bows*" i go "*PUTS COCK IN MOUTH AS YOU BOW DOWN*"
some more happens and then:

TristanKitty säger:
.. and you was the one stating that furries are "social retards" .. well.. guess you fit in quite well then.

Molested säger:
O lawd hahaha.

TristanKitty säger:
have fun at EF.

Molested säger:
So was this some kind of test?

Molested säger:
Also: this is internet.

TristanKitty säger:
no. actually i was just curious about you. i read your postings some minutes ago.

TristanKitty säger:
social competence has nothing todo with the medium

Molested säger:
haha Okay. 'Cause you just went through my introduction-test

Molested säger:
exactly

Molested säger:
TristanKitty säger:
.. and you was the one stating that furries are "social retards" .. well.. guess you fit in quite well then.

TristanKitty säger:
exactly ? .. em.. i thing you didnt get the point.

TristanKitty säger:
its okay. i dun wanna judge you .. its almost entirely up to you how to behave. enjoy your time at EF. hope youre not like this iRl.

Molested säger:
Haha well no that is my point. You cant really Judge peoples behavior and peronality off the internet. You can get a slight hint though. As i just got form testing you. You are not the Lulz-orientated person and you are most likley to get offended.

TristanKitty säger:
you tested me ? right. if you think that its necessary to be that rude to someone that was just friendly poking you.. then its your thing. have fun with your game.

Molested säger:
When exactly was i rude?

TristanKitty säger:
yes. bye.

Molested säger:
wait... what?
That wastn't a yes no question

Then he ignored me but lyx talked to him:

Lyx säger:
so i herd you failed the lulztest of frens, yes?

TristanKitty säger:
i'm not exactly into beeing tested after friendly poking someone. i find that abit inappropriate
Lyx säger:
frenz isn't that appropriate in general

TristanKitty säger:
well if he likes it like that.. fine :) . if he's not interesting in friends.. its the best way todo it

Lyx säger:
actually, he kinda has bunches. i've known him since oh... 2002, i think. but he comes off as a douche if you're not aware how completely not serious he is.

TristanKitty säger:
well.. the problem is, that he kinda left a bad impression on the EF board already.. i read that a few mins ago.. after he kinda "tested me" ... to be honest i dun really like this kinda behavior. i'm usually friendly and honest. and playing around is ok up to a specific level.. but not if "playing" means insulting others.

Lyx säger:
well i posted of EF too, and sided with him. as crested. and my opinion stands :B

i just (don't) find an lulztest of that calibre that important.
the worst i do is drown people in random or something.
oh and yeah, we won't be going to EFanyway... not this year at any rate cus we already blew our money and took off to prague for two weeks.

TristanKitty säger:
well. like i said.. if you prefer to do a "lulztest" .. feel free todo so.. but you gotto keep in mind that people might feel offended by the way you do it. especially if you dun even apologize afterwise.

Lyx säger:
welll i think that was the entire point of the lulztest. if you get offended by lulz, he's gonna offend you sooner or later anyway so it's not really worth it in that case.

TristanKitty säger:
not the level i usually communicate onto. that is just stupid. its normal to feel insulted if someone that you dun even know abit is that rude.

Lyx säger:
depends. people who usually contact *do* know who he is so they never really react. i know him, so i just shrug and call him a cunt or something.

TristanKitty säger:
i didnt know who he was. and i told him.

Lyx säger:
might just be me, but i just can't get offended about what people tell me in IMS.

TristanKitty säger:
i have nothing against playing around and i dun feel insulted by friends.. no matter what they say.
i didnt get offended. i just told him that i will stop talking to him. if he's not able to communicate on a certain level of social competence.. i simple dun wanna talk to him. thats all about it.

Lyx säger:
ah see. he's quite socially competent. really. there's just a diff between having it and using it.

TristanKitty säger:
there shouldnt be. that would be senseless. we are what we do.

Lyx säger:
but he does both.

TristanKitty säger:
a criminal isnt less a criminal just because he knows how to be good.

Lyx säger:
a faked criminal act is not really criminal though
text is a faulty means of communication. half the message goes to waste when there are no facial expressions or gestures.

TristanKitty säger:
yes whatever. we can discuss this forever. to put it in simple words: not my level of social interaction.

Lyx säger:
fine, fine
i'm neat with that

TristanKitty säger:
well.. enjoy the rest of your night.

Lyx säger:
just disagreeing with your statements, thassall.
okidoki
bubye

TristanKitty säger:
thats your right. your opinion.

Lyx säger:
indeed.

ristanKitty säger:
maby you should rethink your basic principles. not to suspect the bad in everyone thats talking to you.. and maby use the principle of friendlyness. it helps alot. believe me.

Lyx säger:
oh... i just kinda think i've been nothing but friendly to you :V
just not agreeable

TristanKitty säger:
i didnt say that you havent been friendly. i just said that you support this kind childish "tests" ..

Lyx säger:
i didn't say i do either.

TristanKitty säger:
alright

Lyx säger:
aalllriiiiighhhhtttt o/

TristanKitty säger:
*sits down*

Lyx säger:
you were standing? teh gasp.

Then it gets boring 'cause my fucking diplomat girlfriend gets another furfag too lick out of her ass.

MORAL:
Im a hypocrite, i hate furries.

FINNALY, i was expecting it to be faster.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/SunderedMoon

Im sorry to say it but Van Gogh was never an artist.
Neither are most cartoonists.

Proof:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/162261/

Okay i think im back. Im out of my art block and i have over 1000 submittions too look at, comment or/and fave.

Fuck you guys. Next time have a art block when i do.

I haven't been very active lately. It's 'cause my drawing mojo is borked again and I've had to much RL. There s allot of pictures waiting for me to look and comment on 626, right now. so ill get to it soon. And i'm going to Prague soon, which always gets me drawing so ill be back 'fo real soon. I also noticed that tons of people added me lately, for some reason. so thanks allot. Even though i've been really fucking in active.


ANYWAYS
LYX AND I ARE READY TO START SELLING AND SENDING THE CHAINROAKER COMIC.

Chainroaker: the re-beginning Vol.1
Previews:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....iningcover.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....sted/EN-20.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....sted/EN-21.jpg

32 pages B/W in A5 format
We'll take $5.50 for it, that'll include the shipping.

We will of course not take any responsibility if any of the postal services fuck up.
And no we are not gonna fraud your valuable FIVE DOLLURZ of you.

PM me if you want to trade muney for comix.
its 'fo real now bitches.