Hello, I dropped 20 bucks recently. I don't know where, but I've looked everywhere for it. If anyone should find it I will give you five dollars in quarters and a half-eaten bag of cool ranch Doritos, as a reward. However, I am kinda hungry so I may have eaten all of the Doritos by the time you find it.

Dear Reader,
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With Frosting,

That Guy