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I Moved!! But thanks for all the New Watches! =P
Posted 14 years agoFor everyone who missed the previous journal about the New Account or the
new watches that just missed it, I Moved! Wont be uploading any new work to this account.
Would explain why you havent seen me or anything anything from me in several months
Thanks everybody! *Check out new place*
new watches that just missed it, I Moved! Wont be uploading any new work to this account.
Would explain why you havent seen me or anything anything from me in several months
Thanks everybody! *Check out new place*
MOVED! NEW ACCOUNT!! FINALLY GOT ME A NAME!!!!
Posted 15 years agoI wanted to make a new account with a proper name for a long time! Finally did it. I Moved!
It sucks moving off of a nicely established account and start from 1 again, But im seeing all sorts of friendly faces from the past and lots of new ones in my new watches!
Thanks everybody!
And if you want to know why,Theres a journal why at the new place
It sucks moving off of a nicely established account and start from 1 again, But im seeing all sorts of friendly faces from the past and lots of new ones in my new watches!
Thanks everybody!
And if you want to know why,Theres a journal why at the new place
Giraffe In Quicksand!
Posted 15 years agoCurrent Flash Projects
Posted 15 years agoIts been a while since I uploaded any animations. People are starting to ask what im working on and when im going to upload something new! Well this is convenient, I can put up a link to almost everything im working on right now
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2428338/ Will most likely will be the next finished flash
Been working on http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3832143/ for months!!! Face changes to different things. It looks awesome but I dont know when I will be finishing the story part which is whats holding it up... I could chop off the story and call it done! But should I?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2504485/ Has 3 automatic speeds, 3 different head motions and you can move her head up and down with the mouse. Having difficulty drawing the cumshot for the ending. Dont know when this will be finished ether...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1150842/ Making look 3d. Move using the mouse.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4037195/ Started on a few days ago.
And then some other random things im just playing with that may be uploaded eventually. I think I need to learn how to finish things
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2428338/ Will most likely will be the next finished flash
Been working on http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3832143/ for months!!! Face changes to different things. It looks awesome but I dont know when I will be finishing the story part which is whats holding it up... I could chop off the story and call it done! But should I?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2504485/ Has 3 automatic speeds, 3 different head motions and you can move her head up and down with the mouse. Having difficulty drawing the cumshot for the ending. Dont know when this will be finished ether...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1150842/ Making look 3d. Move using the mouse.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4037195/ Started on a few days ago.
And then some other random things im just playing with that may be uploaded eventually. I think I need to learn how to finish things
I just Bought A Tablet!
Posted 15 years agoBought me a Bamboo Pen! Wait a second! I cant draw... Actually.. this doesnt look that bad...
Ghost at Christmas supper.... Seriously!
Posted 15 years agoChristmas supper at my aunts place, This was the first Christmas supper my grandma and all 4 of her kids had together in 32 years. The family is just sitting down to eat and others stil filling their plates. My aunt starts yelling everyone quiet! Her grandfather clock by the kitchen table was Bonging! It was not wound, The pendulum was not moving. The stopped time was 7:10 and it went off 12 times. My great grandma was there for supper to
Sweet! Found another roll of Duct Tape!
Posted 15 years agoThis year Im taking the plastic off the boxs of chocolate before I duct tape them
What do you do for youre own entertainment around the holidays?
What do you do for youre own entertainment around the holidays?
WTF? Im a Gerbil now!?
Posted 15 years agoYesterday! A guy from some other area at work walks up to me and says I need youre help! Youre the only one who can help me! I asked youre supervisor and he said it was ok. So I go over to see what he did. He welded both halfs of this thing together and forgot to weld this 1 thing inside it!
*It would take him atleast a couple hours to cut it apart and get it back together*
I see why he needed me! Im the smallest welder in the Fucking Company! Emptied my pockets grabbed a flashlight the piece of rod and the welding torch. I could only get so far into this tube and the guy had to push me in by the bottom of my boots up to my shins. It was a real tight fit! But I got it welded in. The guy was so thankful I helped him he bought me lunch!
*Yay free lunch!*
Go back to what I was working on before, Just talking with my buddy and I say what I did. Wh..no.... Y-Youre not talking the tube on the scrubber? The look on his face when I said yes! Hes like That thing is only 14 Inches Wide!!! You cant fit in there?!! Nocody can fit in there!!!!
I did ^^
All day today he kept calling me Gerbil *in the reference of getting stuffed into a tube and shoved up some guys ass...*
Im not into that kind of shit! But if he only knew!
*It would take him atleast a couple hours to cut it apart and get it back together*
I see why he needed me! Im the smallest welder in the Fucking Company! Emptied my pockets grabbed a flashlight the piece of rod and the welding torch. I could only get so far into this tube and the guy had to push me in by the bottom of my boots up to my shins. It was a real tight fit! But I got it welded in. The guy was so thankful I helped him he bought me lunch!
*Yay free lunch!*
Go back to what I was working on before, Just talking with my buddy and I say what I did. Wh..no.... Y-Youre not talking the tube on the scrubber? The look on his face when I said yes! Hes like That thing is only 14 Inches Wide!!! You cant fit in there?!! Nocody can fit in there!!!!
I did ^^
All day today he kept calling me Gerbil *in the reference of getting stuffed into a tube and shoved up some guys ass...*
Im not into that kind of shit! But if he only knew!
Shop Predator?!!
Posted 15 years agoSO! Been at this company 2 months and its a Big company! Just talking with one of the guys the other day and I ask *So who do you know is gay here?* He thinksa little... Well theres this guy in this area, You know this guy in the saw area? Yeah well hes prity damn gay. Oh and guy, The boss in that area over there, Hes the shop predator. Like What!? Shop predator!?!? Uh... Hes a big guy! I sit across the table from him whenever I eat in the lunchroom!...
He proceeds to tell a few stories like one of his guys was crouched welding something, He flips up his welding helmet, Looks over and there he is standing with his junk hanging out! The guy had a twisted sense of humor so he thought it was funny!
Then how he walked in on another guy in the shop on the ground with the boss guy in a headlock and another guy grabbing his balls saying *So how do you like it when someone grabs youre balls!* He laughed and just kept walking.
Then how he made the mistake of laughing a little when the guy walked past and tickled him. Found out my buddy is ticklish, Not a good thing for him! Talking on break today I said how I was standing at the parts counter this morning and he walked past me and gave me a tickle in the ribs and walked away smiling *flinched but im not ticklish in the ribs* My buddy laughs and says he is just testing the waters.
Im like thats not cool... He says dont worry! One time I was at the parts counter leaning over it and He comes over puts one hand on his hip and the other on the back of his neck, Leans over him and starts whispering bad things in his ear..
I think im going to start eating my lunch outside.
He proceeds to tell a few stories like one of his guys was crouched welding something, He flips up his welding helmet, Looks over and there he is standing with his junk hanging out! The guy had a twisted sense of humor so he thought it was funny!
Then how he walked in on another guy in the shop on the ground with the boss guy in a headlock and another guy grabbing his balls saying *So how do you like it when someone grabs youre balls!* He laughed and just kept walking.
Then how he made the mistake of laughing a little when the guy walked past and tickled him. Found out my buddy is ticklish, Not a good thing for him! Talking on break today I said how I was standing at the parts counter this morning and he walked past me and gave me a tickle in the ribs and walked away smiling *flinched but im not ticklish in the ribs* My buddy laughs and says he is just testing the waters.
Im like thats not cool... He says dont worry! One time I was at the parts counter leaning over it and He comes over puts one hand on his hip and the other on the back of his neck, Leans over him and starts whispering bad things in his ear..
I think im going to start eating my lunch outside.
Just when you think nothing bad can happen!!!
Posted 15 years agoSo my uncle has MS. Couldnt walk or use his right hand or leg for years! Went to Poland and had an experimental surgery. They rolled him out of the surgery and he said he could see better! 2 days later he could use his right hand and leg which were unmovable for years! FUCKING EH!!!! Nothing bad can happen!
Came home to Canada. Aunt went to visit him. Went to leave, Fell over and broke her hip!
WTF Eh!?
Came home to Canada. Aunt went to visit him. Went to leave, Fell over and broke her hip!
WTF Eh!?
If I put my penis beside youre ear...
Posted 15 years agoYou can hear the Ocean!
This is a journal about my shower head.
Posted 15 years agoThe shower head in my new place sucked! I asked the plumber if he could turn up the pressure. He said it was all the way up already. He popped off a part off my shower head and said he couldnt do anything about the water restriction stuff in it. Later that day when I got home from work, I took my power drill to it. I drilled all the holes in each plastic part a bit bigger and took a razor blade to the rubber washers that I had to widen the hole in. My shower head now kicks ass!
This has been a journal about my shower head.
This has been a journal about my shower head.
The Bastard has landed!
Posted 15 years agoIm the bastard! Look at me dance!
In my new pad wearing no underpants!
Crashing on the floor on my spacefoam just to spend my first night in my new condo! Contractors fucking finished!!! Im done with renting! This place is mine!
In my new pad wearing no underpants!
Crashing on the floor on my spacefoam just to spend my first night in my new condo! Contractors fucking finished!!! Im done with renting! This place is mine!
Ellen Degeneres is dead....
Posted 15 years agoThey found her face down in Ricki Lake
This will be my last post...
Posted 15 years agoFrom this apartment!
What brings you entertainment?
Posted 15 years agoHow do you find ways to entertain yourself from day to day?
I often find myself driving down the number 1 highway. People on this highway for some reason love to just ride youre bumper! I enjoy holding down the windshield mist button and looking in my rear view mirror to watch the guy behind me have to use his wipers. Now I could be washing my windshield. But it doesnt stop... I do this until I feel better
I often find myself driving down the number 1 highway. People on this highway for some reason love to just ride youre bumper! I enjoy holding down the windshield mist button and looking in my rear view mirror to watch the guy behind me have to use his wipers. Now I could be washing my windshield. But it doesnt stop... I do this until I feel better
Is this legal!?
Posted 15 years agoSo im at work today, Guy walks up and says the boss said im working on this with you for now. So im working showing him what to do, Sharing my tools and handling the same things as him. Whatever. We finish as much as he can do and he moves on to another job. My laborer buddy comes over and said I cant fucking tell fucking ANYBODY! But he was told this guy has Staph Infection and is fucking contagious!!! If this legal for the employer to know someone has a physically infectious/contagious disorder and has him working in close contact with other people and not fucking tell anybody!??? SERIOUSLY!!!!
Dear Lord....
Posted 15 years agoPlease save me from youre followers..
Stress Level Fucking RISING!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 15 years agoThis all starts with the fuckhead manager in my apartment who told the mail lady I moved. This was not true and ALL my mail stopped. I found this out about 45 min before I had to hop a plain for vacation which was full of rage because of this. I was dinged with late charges on 2 bills because of this by the time I payed them. BOTH my replacement credit cards were sent back to where they came from and when I phoned both credit card companies and told them my address was correct the fuckers stil never sent them out because apparently telling them IM STIL HERE wasnt fucking clear enough! I was in the bank dealing with something else and ordered a better card and told her what happened. I need my card for supplies for the condo I just bought. Well they never sent that out and never bothered to tell me! My Bastardcard is expired and my visa expired today. FUCKERS!!! Now im on hold to deal with my Bastardcard and between the elevator music and that french chick, Rage level is prity fucking high! *just got off the phone. I DID order the replacement on the 7th and WTF? Was never even FUCKING sent out!!!* *Just got a message from the other bank and because I just started my new job they not even issuing me my replacement card!*
I also went to my new condo to check on how its going and the contractor put in a really fucking cheep narrow/shallow bathtub which fucking SUCKS!!! And my renovations are probably over budget by atleast a thousand bucks. Rage level + fucking 9!
Broke up with my fox Rhari lastnight and walked home from her place because she had picked me up. It was prity hard on me to do it but I had to do it because the longer I was with her the harder it would have been to break up. I was alright until I got home and got a text from a friend who asked if I could help her move her TV which was to heavy for her to move by herself. I said ok and eventually told her I broke up with Rhari. Then I fucking lost it and couldnt stop crying. She comforted me the best she could, But eventually had to say I just had to go to bed. That ended with me crying myself to sleep.
New boss at new job asked me how I was thismorning. I was like ..... mehhhhha....... He was like whats wrong? Youre usually great! I told him I broke up with my girlfriend lastnight, He was like Oh!....... My head just wasnt there for the rest of the day...
OH! And I go to Subway for lunch today. Get my food and go to pay. Insufficient funds on my debit card. Pull out the Visa... OH! It Fucking Expired Today! I looked in my account when I got home and I was short less then One Dollar!!!!!!!!
With my luck, My cock would probably fall off or explode if I dared try to rub one out...
I also went to my new condo to check on how its going and the contractor put in a really fucking cheep narrow/shallow bathtub which fucking SUCKS!!! And my renovations are probably over budget by atleast a thousand bucks. Rage level + fucking 9!
Broke up with my fox Rhari lastnight and walked home from her place because she had picked me up. It was prity hard on me to do it but I had to do it because the longer I was with her the harder it would have been to break up. I was alright until I got home and got a text from a friend who asked if I could help her move her TV which was to heavy for her to move by herself. I said ok and eventually told her I broke up with Rhari. Then I fucking lost it and couldnt stop crying. She comforted me the best she could, But eventually had to say I just had to go to bed. That ended with me crying myself to sleep.
New boss at new job asked me how I was thismorning. I was like ..... mehhhhha....... He was like whats wrong? Youre usually great! I told him I broke up with my girlfriend lastnight, He was like Oh!....... My head just wasnt there for the rest of the day...
OH! And I go to Subway for lunch today. Get my food and go to pay. Insufficient funds on my debit card. Pull out the Visa... OH! It Fucking Expired Today! I looked in my account when I got home and I was short less then One Dollar!!!!!!!!
With my luck, My cock would probably fall off or explode if I dared try to rub one out...
Holy crap! 55 new Watches and 77 favs in 1 day!
Posted 15 years agoIts funny what happens when someone popular uploads something you animated of theirs! ^^
Thanks allot everybody!
So its 5 days until I take position of my new condo and then let the renovations begin!!!! My mom is flying out to help with some of the work so while shes staying at my place I probably wont be online much... Not looking forward to that! BUT Im so excited!!! No more renting for this bastard! ^^
Thanks allot everybody!
So its 5 days until I take position of my new condo and then let the renovations begin!!!! My mom is flying out to help with some of the work so while shes staying at my place I probably wont be online much... Not looking forward to that! BUT Im so excited!!! No more renting for this bastard! ^^
Bastard Approves Of This Journal!!!
Posted 15 years agoAnd the bank approves of this Bastards Mortgage!!! \m/ \m/
I am now the proud owner of a 2 bedroom condo! ^^
The old man who owned the place kinda beat the piss out of the place so I have ALLOT of work ahead of me fixing up the whole place. Repairing holes in walls, Painting walls and roof, New flooring in every square inch, New counter tops, Everything! But its soooo going to be worth all the work!
Unfortunately... This means I wont have any time to finish anything until im finished renovating the place and probably settled in.
16 days until the keys are MINE!
Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!
I am now the proud owner of a 2 bedroom condo! ^^
The old man who owned the place kinda beat the piss out of the place so I have ALLOT of work ahead of me fixing up the whole place. Repairing holes in walls, Painting walls and roof, New flooring in every square inch, New counter tops, Everything! But its soooo going to be worth all the work!
Unfortunately... This means I wont have any time to finish anything until im finished renovating the place and probably settled in.
16 days until the keys are MINE!
Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!
FORD Stands for.....
Posted 15 years agoFix Or Repair Daily!
Flip Over Read Directions!
Fucked On Race Day!
Found On Road Dead!
Found On Reservation Dump!
Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge!
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge!
Have I missed any? Fuck I hate my Car!
Flip Over Read Directions!
Fucked On Race Day!
Found On Road Dead!
Found On Reservation Dump!
Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge!
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge!
Have I missed any? Fuck I hate my Car!
Back problems!!!!
Posted 15 years agoOver the last few months ive been having some prity bad back problems! I finally got to see my doctor after 3 months of waiting! He took one look at my back and said I think you need to sit down..... When you pee.. hehehe ^^
Im not a Bastard!
Posted 15 years agoI have more dads then you!!!
Air conditioned Bastard, One Thousand Watchers! And WTF!?...
Posted 15 years agoOh I love my aunt!!! She bought central air for her house and didnt need her 1300btu stand up AC unit anymore ^^
$250 later and im sitting here in an icebox while youre baking youre ass off in this heat! Muahahahaha!!!
One Thousand Watchers! What did my 1000th watcher win? Absolutely Nothing! Ha!
Thanks allot everybody! ^^
And WTF! I got blocked!? Dont know why. Even after I apologized and asked what I did, Well she couldnt be bothered to respond so the hell with Her!!! You aint worth my watch!
I guess thats what happens when some bitches get the idea in their pea brain that they have fame...
$250 later and im sitting here in an icebox while youre baking youre ass off in this heat! Muahahahaha!!!
One Thousand Watchers! What did my 1000th watcher win? Absolutely Nothing! Ha!
Thanks allot everybody! ^^
And WTF! I got blocked!? Dont know why. Even after I apologized and asked what I did, Well she couldnt be bothered to respond so the hell with Her!!! You aint worth my watch!
I guess thats what happens when some bitches get the idea in their pea brain that they have fame...
