That the idea of combining a babysitter with a male dancer is REALLY freaking kinky and hot?

Picture it like a male stripper who caters to ABDL clients. He's got his own personal room, stocked with plenty of appropriate furnature (crib, changing table, highchair, etc.) all scaled up for larger "cubs". He'd be dressed nicely as you come in, but once you cross the threshold, the door shuts behind you and the lights dim a bit... perhaps a nursery tune starts playing as he comes out scolds you for being late, even if you're on time.

Soon enough you find yourself on the changing table as he starts to undress a bit, unbuttoning his shirt and taking off his pants, letting you see his snug, bulging undies (likely a thong, speedo, or jockstrap). He bends down, his back to you, showing off his backside before turning and seductively walking towards you, letting you see his package before he pushes you down onto the changing table and pulls a strap over your midsection... after all, he can't have a squirmy little cub, now, can he?

Lap sitting, knee bounces, feedings... all this and more. Obviously for those of you who are more sexually inclined, this can lead to much more intimate funtimes.

I really dunno what made me decide to post this, honestly. It's not the kind of thing I usually make journals about. Does this bother anyone? Does anyone approve, and would like to see more? Let me know!

Now I can chirp and squawk and other bird stuff, right?

Feel free to follow me! Dunno how much I'll say, or how often I'll post, but I'm sure I'll say a few things every now and then. Could be worth a chuckle or two!

https://twitter.com/FurlockODonnell

Yup, it's the seventh anniversary of me joining FA! :3

Good fucking Christ, Swordzzzzz has done it again.

Would anyone give half a shit if I did?

Sadly no, not me. I've long since moved onto editing and proofreading.

 fireglowtigerstrike however, is still writing quite awesome stories, and you should check them out! Here's a link to their VERY affordable prices: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3037671/

And hey, if you get somethin' from them, be sure and tell them who sent you, ya hear?

So yeah, you guys should definitely check out  spypolygon. Their style is pretty righteous, and they draw padding, too. In fact, they're looking to draw MORE padding! Perhaps you should mosey on over and toss some money their way if you're looking for somethin' like this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9799300/

Here's a link to their commission info: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4604852/

Best thing I've seen in a while. Really made my day.

Haha, oh you naive little fools.

Banned from Xbox Live? Banned from all your Xbox One games, too.
http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Ba.....mes-56755.html

All those fancy games you saw them show off for the Xbox One? Yeah, those were running on a PC.
http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Xb.....rds-56737.html

Ahoy there, all. Just in case anyone watching me is getting Animal Crossing New Leaf and want to maybe come visit my town, post your friend code here! If not, feel free to comment anyway on what you're excited about.

Here's my code: 1075-0739-6926

Lemme know if you add me and post yours so I can add you back!

Oh boy, time for me to answer incredibly personal and humiliating questions about myself. Ask away, folks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5azV-xrHM

Holy Christ, if it were possible to convert this video into a liquid, I would shoot up 24/7.

It's weird! I'm getting a steady influx of watchers for some reason, even though I haven't uploaded anything in quite a while! I mean, sure, I've got something in the works, but it's not diaper content. It's something I've wanted since I started playing Morenatsu, and I'm really getting excited for it.

But yeah, I've been getting almost a watcher a day for the past few weeks. It's weird! I don't really know what's going on, but thanks to all of you who have watched me! I really do appreciate it. I may not always thank people for faving stuff, but I always make sure to thank people who watch me. You guys rock!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_zfSlWdxos

So people are getting butthurt about this? What exactly did the guy say that was so damning to the fandom? What exactly did the guy say that was so fucking offensive that it's got half the bloody fandom up in arms about?

Jesus Christ, this fandom needs to stop taking itself so fucking seriously and accept that we're all a bunch of social deviants, more or less. If you dress up in a fucking fursuit and walk around public, SURPRISE! You're gonna get funny looks because you don't fit the god-damned norm!

And you know what? Walking around in costume when you're not at a convention, just going about your daily routine? Yeah, that is kind of something a dick would do. You're making people in public feel uncomfortable, and that's not okay.

So please, members of the fandom, scream at me and show me just how damned wrong I am and why we should crucify this guy, because I just don't see what all the fuss is about.

Alright, so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J917Lv3nvZs

Now that you've seen that, let's begin. I don't have much time. The FBI are trying to break down my door as we speak. I'm about to blow your god-damned minds.

Rainbow Dash has severe hypothermia.
Fluttershy has jaundice.
Rarity is made out of porcelain.
Pinkie Pie is sunburned.
Twilight Sparkle is just fucking purple.

Who does that leave?

Applejack.

What is Applejack?

A country girl. Hard worker. Apple pie.

Applejack's name begins with an A.

America begins with an A.

Applejack is America.

Applejack is the only character of the group that is given WHITE SKIN.

So I finally got around to putting an actual character description on my F-list. I doubt anyone really gives a shit, but just in case I'm wrong, here's a link to it. For those of you who do check it out, let me know what you think, please!

http://www.f-list.net/c/furlock

Yeah sure, whatever. Add me and stuff. (This is probably a huge mistake why am I doing this oh god)

underlord_furlock

Ask away, those of you who care!

Oh boy! Do you like such things? Well good for you, have a treat and go support one of the most fantastic artists I know of!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10457489/ Seriously, help this guy out. I love his art, and he's absolutely incredible.

Puppies.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4def4c87.....pfpio1_400.gif

So there are theories sprouting up that the Westboro Baptist Church is behind the recent bombing of the Boston marathon, based on their Twitter postings.

https://twitter.com/WBCSays

I'm not sure how to feel, but a part of me wants that to be true so we can go in and destroy every last one of those motherfuckers. They've hidden behind "freedom of religion" for far too long. These people are so full of hate... it's disgusting. I suppose in wanting to see them destroyed I'm no better than they are, but I like to think that the world genuinely would be a better place without such horrible bigots masquerading under the guise of religion.

http://vimeo.com/56288010 Really quite fond of this.

Check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Oh, and happy April Fool's day! Hopefully nobody pulls any pranks that are too devastating!

GO
GET
THIS
GAME
RIGHT
NOW

I just now finished it. My god, what a game. I'm not gonna say anything about the ending, but that's for your own good. The ending left me awe-struck and emotionally raw, which isn't an easy thing to do. Seriously, though; GET IT. It's amazing. All the praise you're hearing is true.

Also: STEVE BLUM ROBO-LINCOLNS.

Yeah, I said it.