1) nice to see you too
2) lot of new faces here
3) more art coming and some of the Trapper too because everyone needs a comedy relief sidekick
4) yeah I got a pickle, get over it
5) can anyone reduce the file size on some of my photos so I can use them as FA icons please
6) suit is in the works
7) there was a spider in my house a while ago and I tried to kill it with a shoe. I threw 6 pairs of shoes at it and missed. There was a spider with like 6 pairs of shoes under it. Wtf
8) God my legs hurts
9) who am I talking to?
10) stuff is happening

So recently I talked to my good friend Jan and he's writing stories for money. I've decided to commission him to write me a story! A wreslting match....A TAG TEAM MATCH! Yes me and  BriskyCoyote have formed a team (unnamed for now) and we need two people to fight against.
How it will work is this, Jan will write however much we pay. I have a price in mind for the story. If you want to be in the story please leave a comment below and myself and Ajax will decide who is most suitable.
YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING BUT IT WOULD HELP. So no pressure, we just want bodies. Donations for the story would help but not needed.
Also you just be prepared to have your characters to take a good beating because....well it's kinda our debut tag team match.....and yes I'm vain XD

Ok so leave a comment below if you want to be in and look forward to it, not sure when this will end but I'll let you all know.
Also check out  bond...jamesbond if you want a story of your own
Love you all, Jeb

Yes I know I missed it don't remind me....

What? No I'm not on Grindr, who said that?

1) I'm doing much better since my last update. The car crash I had is now being payed off and luckily everyone involved has been super helpful. It cost what I expected so I may be set back a little but it's better than being sued or whatever
2) you may have noticed I don't really say thanks for faving/watching....that's because I'm lazy and rude
3) I'm still sorting my life out in general. People are hard work sometimes, especially relationships. I'm not a perfect man or even a good man but I try. Not well but I try
4) work is work, pays the bills
5) fuck me
6) yeah UK is still shit
7) Dobermen with piercings are hot
7.5) Dobermen with piercings over the age of 25-45 are fucking hot
8) Still saving for the fursuit
9) Crash Bandicoot rocks
10) sleepy Jeb time

Ok I'll be serious with this one because I'm having a minor meltdown. Recent I had my first ever car accident. I tried to break on a wet road, slid into the back of a Nissan who then shunted a van in front. Somehow I came off the best while the van needed a new door and the Nissan needs a new number plate and bumper. It's reaching the thousand mark so I may need to involve my insarance.
Now I've never asked them for anything and I got 7 years no claims. I don't know how this will fair with two cars involved, I'll be expecting to pay the excess but my premium could go up by god knows. So currently I'm waiting to hear back from the other driver about his estimate to proceed.

Because of this certain downfall I've had to cut back on things....like the fursuit. I don't know when I can afford that honestly and I'm crushed. Also no more art, sorry but I can't afford to pay people for a while. Mainly no more junk I don't need so I can focus on not loosing my house, car or job. My life feels like it's falling apart all over a stupid mistake that couldn't predict and now here I am yelling at a furry message board.

I'm scared.

1. I'm fine. How are you?
2. My house is looking lovely and the garden is finally done
3. Work is going great, I'm high up the food chain now
4. RIP Adam West :(
5. This year I have decided to take the big step and have commissioned a maker to ..... make my fursuit! I'll post more later but for now I'm on the waiting list
6. im also looking into Confuzzled 2018 and hoping to make it with friends because I hate travelling alone, I need an entourage/carer
7. Yes I'm still a muscle bound wreslting wolf, rawr rawr flex
8. I'm currently sick with flu. I think it's god trying to kill me. I don't know for sure
9. You're all monsters
10. Bye! I love you all!

1) Back from Mexico. What a lovely country and would defo go again. Cant get enough of the culture and people

2) Is payday and Jeb be getting more art! I know I keep on saying that but meh

3) Rumours of me and a certain tiger dating are neither confirmed or denied so shush X3

4) Youre all whores

5) Gonna grand slam all you bitches ;)

Peace out bitches!

1) off until the 15th to Mexico for a well deserved break. Love you all lots but replies will be slow so bare with me.

2) more art on the way

3) love you all

Bye!

My friend Huskyfog has a YCH auction going on and we need more people involved. There's a few spots left so dive in! Tell her Jeb sent ya!
Also go for spot number six for a special treat ;)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21346099/

It's been an up and down year so here's a list of stuff that went on for me. Again in a list form because I'm very organised.

1) Made a ton of new friends on twitter and here that helped me become a better person and a worse person. That you all, I couldn't have made it this far without you all.

2) a ton of new art came through this year! Thanks you all for the love. Special thanks to  Loop_the_jobber_dog who made me the Beast of the East that you know and love but thanks to everyone who drew me.

3) bought a house for the first time. Moved in and fixed the shit hole up which was not easy but I have 4 walls of my own.

4) my real life friends support me in all my endeavors and I love them for it.

5) I recently joined the  AWF_redux. A wrestling group run by bear_stone and hopefully with their support I can build on my skills and be the best damn fighter they got!

6) work has been going well. I got promoted with extra pay so that's always good

7) I became single. Let's not dwell on that

8) I'm sexy and adorable



Now then! For 2017 I have some expectations and goals to meet

1) get more muscular and bulk up

2) more art in the futures

3) attend a con OR get a tail. Will look into both aspects

4) have the second OC done. A ref might be coming sooner rather than later

5) prepare of 2017. It will be bloody

That's it folks. Fuck off 2016 and hello 2017. I've been Jebadia Blackwater and you've all been lovely <3

As of writing we have 3 days left of 2016 and usually I should wait till new years eve before giving my 2 cents about the year. I can't wait that long because I fear the world might destroy itself by then. So as typical here is a list of world events that shat in the face of us all, written by a sad cynical inbread who's best friend is a Wolf. Enjoy mother fuckers, you earnt it.

1) Brexit
Never had a nation devided itself on a subject since the whole "marmite gate". Half wanted to leave. Half wanted to stay. The real results of the vote affected more than the EU membership, it gave us a new PM. It gave us a vicious back stabbing platform as we watched MPS and mad men fight for that big seat on top until they all decided "fuck it, this boat looks unstable. Nope!". And thus Miss May was made PM by default and the whole nation went "Oh dear, wish we said stay" but hay that's us British folks!

2) the Trump presidency
Out of the two people running for office you voted for him? ....fair enough I mean let's face it you'd be burning down cars anyway with or without him so all we can hope for is that he, I don't know, gets distracted by some jingling keys or a Mexican or a gay or a black or any non white Christian male.

3) the Olympics in Rip
Ummmm...Yeah we missed it....all of it....we forgot it was on. Sorry Brazil! You had the biggest event on the planet and more people watched baking than you. Maybe next time have a dog on a trampoline. People like that apparently

4) dead celebs
I could list them but I'd feel sad. Carrie Fisher died the same time I watched Rouge one so maybe if I watch Top Gear we can snuff those three dinosaurs off. And how ironic for George Michael to died on Christmas right before he coulf cash in his royalties. All these people are dying and yet Keith Richards and Ozzy seem to get younger, like something from Highlander.

Anyway this rounds things off. I'd like to thank you all for reading this. I know it's stupid and full of spelling mistakes but fuck it, I'm drinking buck fizz and couldn't give a shit. I'd like to give a special thanks to the Queen for her speech this year and not breaking down in tears. How inspiring...

Now fuck off and enjoy 2016 while you can.

It's that time of year so for the next two days I'm under house arrest.

BUT there will be a review into 2016 I'll write a plan for 2017 for goals and futures.

So be safe and remember, it's ok to pop a boner when suplexin' a jobber

For my next art piece I need you all to do something rather special for me. I want you to send me a note and make it as cringe worthy as possible. Make it a love letter, an RP starter, a violent and sexual threat or a rant about something terrible.

Best ones will be screen grabbed and used in the next art piece at some point. Also it'll be funny as fuck to see how sick you people are. Ok have fun!

1) Donald Trump will be president come 2017. Come to peace with this
2) I hate my job and my job hates me
3) I hate most people
4) this flood of art I'm uploading will ends soon enough. Thanks to all the artists that helped draw it. I'm now poor but thanks
5) my penis is large
5.5) seriously it's like 2 basket balls attached to a Marrow
5.55) look up what a Marrow is you pigs!
6) I don't hate everyone but some of you yeah
7) thanks for putting up with me
8) thanks for being nice
9) secondary character is coming along slowly
10) yes I know I said that last time

1) I'm sick with tonsil infection :(
2) I moved into my first house and everything is going great now everything is fixed
3) going to be less busy at work now the slack period is here
4) I say honey. You say G
5) going to get moar art!
5.5) yes I'm still trying to find someone to draw the second sona
6) gotta work out more
7) holy shit I don't know who's more suitable to be president
8) thanks for the love and support
9) clown murdered my whole family
10) bye <3

1) hello all. Hope you are doing well

2) things are doing pretty well on my end. I'm fit, loved and making more and more fruity friends every day

3) I'd like to thank everyone for being supportive over the years. Good job :D

4) been getting a lot of art lately and that's likey to keep on going so long as I can afford it

5) might not be for long since I just put down my 30% deposit for the house finally. I'm officially a home owner. Woooh!

6) this means money will be tight for me until I get stable

7) Jeb might be taking a short break from wreslting for a few weeks just until things get settled. Things are pretty heated with a certain few individuals and right now a little chill down time would be helpful

8) meanwhile a new character will be appear some point this month. Not saying much BUT something dark and maddening this way comes ;)

9) again thanks so much for being helpful and caring over the years

10) Dicks out for Haromba

1) who's this May girl? Apparently she's our new like prime minster because David went off to fuck pigs or something
2) I'm doing fine, having issues with the house but am good
3) being bisexual rocks
4) don't talk about Pokemon GO
5) I don't have the energy or motivation to keep doing 10 stupid things
6) you know what F you meat bag
7) and you too
8) I'm tired as shit
9) haven't had a Sunday off work since April
10) please stop shooting people. Thanks

1) hello I hate you all except you. You're alright.
2) yes I got more art.
3) been super busy but moving into my house soon
4) stay the fuck out of my love life
5) thinking about having Jeb updated with less of a quiff
6) ass and titties. Ass ass and titties
7) isn't it awkward when you watch a program about human pups with your parents
7.5) and you know too much about said subject
8) wank off over loved ones
9) vote freedom
10) thanks for supporting me

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes. Means a lot and hope to see you next year :3

1- yes i saw that film
2- a lot happening in life
3- mum had a back op. She's well
4- I'm currently buying a house. Waiting on solicitors to finish the paperwork
5- Yes ok! Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps would make a cute could, stop hinting it!
6- working a lot to earn those coins
7- might hit an art slack. I need said coins for said house
8- don't ask about the fur meet
9- KISS HER YOU FOOL!
10- Why is John Luther now rapping with Maclamore?

"I know a Greggs Bake Slice costs 83p. Where's my 17p change!?!?"

An actual title probably

1) Three weeks ago our Cat, Tenchi, had to be put down after months of throat cancer. We decided her suffering had to end and she was buried outside.
2) This morning (21st of March) her sister, Chess, suffered a stroke. This sudden affliction caused her to go blind. In her distressed state we decided to have the second cat put to sleep.
3) Other members of my family are also going through life changing moments. Their health hangs in the balance of professionals. I won't divulge into details. Should anything happen I fear my ability to cope with these changes might fail. Therefore for I am blessed to have friends who I hope can support me for when the walls break.

I'm sorry if this is rather a downer. I'm not in a good place currently but I wish to thank you all. Not many people would help a walking shit container like me so thanks. Hopefully this ends my emo drama phase. We now resume regular broadcasting.

1) I'm fine, how are you?
2) going to be more active in the fandom and eat my greens
3) house hunting is hard. Fund my ass and I'll let you sleep on the sofa
4) meeting more new and great people
5) isn't it awkward when your irl friends watch you on FA and they know what you touch yourself too?
6) yes I'm talking about you!
7) no not you
8) work is going well I guess
9) how's your mother?
10) go away

I was discussing with  Kaidron the other day that Donald J Trump is the sexiest man on this planet and having that large blocky mass of spit, organs and hair would bring the nation of America closer together so they can win and stuff.
So what better way to help his campaign than writing an erotic novel entitled "A Trump in the night". I'm expecting to be done before the election or whenever. It will have everything from romance, hot shirtless old man titties, bankruptcy, betrayal, lust, more bankruptcy, "the blacks", more porking, more bankruptcy and you can help!
I know what you're thinking. Jeb you're drunk. Jeb I can't read this, there's spelling mistakes. Jeb how can I help. Well I'll tell you!
I'll be holding a YCH auction to help fund the book. Winners will have their fursonas as one of Donald Trumps love interests. Will you have a fumble in the supply closet? A grope in the hotel room? A passionate kiss in the bank as he files for bankruptcy? Who know? There will be 100 slots available with a starting bid of $1000.
Help us make America great again and remember, the J in Donald J Trump stands for America.

yeah sorry if I'm fave spamming you. Think of it as admiration and not stalking. No prizes as to what I've been looking at recently >.>