romance is dead. I killed it with murder. I straight up murdered it face off. It's time to move on, become void of all emotions and just touch a nice big booty and talk like sassy bitches. Say shit like "b'scuse me!?" And neck swivel.

I hope you had a great multi faith based autumn/winter event that pleased everyone of all races, faiths, gender and the Social Justice Warriors that guards us from offence that may cause the great triggering. Because we all took precautions like decorating the white privilege tree and baking the traditional "all men are rapists" cookies we summoned The Grand Judge of all the world who watches over all the good boys and girls.
He however decided that they all was naughty for committing the crime of potentially being racist so all the kids of the world got a YouTube video condemning them for their flaws.
Better luck next time and see you next year

Everyone posts important life changing stuff or vents their frustrating nit picks on here. Others use this part of FA to advertise themself and promote art, music and other amazing services.

And then there's me who wants someone to cook me pancakes at 7:45 in the morning. Dont judge me, you would too

To make up my total lack of talent I've been photoshopping more. Let me know what you want creating and I'll try to make it happen.
Lots of love Jeb
P.S no vore, it's too early for your bullshit

stupid piece of crap game requiring TWO patches that takes all day to download, then tells me I need more patches. And then I play the damn game only to find I'm just running around a field looking for jobs like a jackass! I'm bored now game give me an epic quest that isn't grind!

ok a huge update for you folks. I am setting up a bounty hunting service exclusively to find Randy Quaid and bring him into custody in America. Who's in?

1: stop touching yourself
2: May go to more local meets if work allows
3: yeah I know some of these points start with capitals and some don't. I hope it bugs you
4: invest in ass
5: Isn't American Horror Story really good
6: wrap up for winter
7: will be getting a PS4 sometime
8: might start a youtube channel if people are interested in gardening
9: I can't drink red bull
10: Live like its 1989

I have nothing important to say so I'm just going to type about how many people a year a killed by ducks. 31 people are killed by Norfolk wild ducks that lunge for genitals. 839 people have been assaulted by Norfolk ducks ranging from bites and scratches to gentian mutilation and anal bleeding. The duck is one of the few animals that can rape so the female duck has developed an anti rape vagina that locks onto the males penis causing bleeding.
This has been your update, thanks for watching

1) I'm fine, you look lovely
2) half way on my princes trust course in horticulture so might be a gardener
3) my car decided it doesn't want to tell me how fast I'm going so that's happening
3) got bitten by fleas....yeah
4) don't play that family guy on IOS or other formats, it's kind of sucky
5) also don't buy metal gear ground zeros, fourth dollars is not money you spend on a demo
6) eat healthy
7) it's warm outside, dress sensibly
8) I'm running out of points
9) annex the Sudan
10) does he look like a bitch?

Ok before I start this I just want to thank everyone who has support me during this though time
1: I am quitting my job to peruse self employment, as yet I torn between dog grooming or catering, current situations have sparked me to move on
2: if you're feeling isolated or depressed then it's ok to call for help. Recently I have sought out a councilor to help with my depression. It's something I've been in denial about but now I feel confident to talk about mental health openly. If you're struggling to cope with an issue then it's important to talk to a professional.
3: I know this message sounds cheesy with a side of cheese dust but it's how I feel about the subject, don't ignore the voices in your head that confines you. Ask other people how they drown out their voices

1: hope you all had a merry Christmas and new year. I had a great time away from human contact and doing art shit
2: more bunny jobs coming up, suggestions please
3:Turkey tastes like ass
4: please draw me naked like one of your French girls
5: on holiday soon, not saying where or when. It's a surprise

Be happy, love one another and...oh your already jerking off to some furry porn. No that's fine this message will be here when you come back..... Wash your paws please.....you fucking disgust me

Even though things look hopeless there is still hope! And if you rearrange some of the letters you get peeslosh.....

Yes let's all mock about how one of our few websites devoted to us isn't very reliable because we can all make a much better service with our basic PCs and lack of financial planning, resources and experience.

Ok so I never named the bunny in my concept art so instead of making him a name I want people to come up with one. Nothing like Jasper or Rex I want stupid ones like Buttlet or Fag Balls, so leave a comment and best one will get named. If no one comments in a month then .....dick waffles..... Thank you darlings xxxxxxxxxxx

Points to order!
1: still handsome
2: furmeet coming up, yay for October despite the fact oct means eight
3: Moar bunny drawings, if you don't like them please send a polite email or private message to me and I'll stop
4: does anyone find farming simulator 2013 seriously addictive and way better than GTAV?
5: I dropped my laptop and it exploded. No steam for a while but I'll use my dads until further notice....gravity is an arsehole
6: waaaay too much drama regarding Miss Cyrus so let's back off her
7: I'm renaming this month ottober because otters rule
Oct: I don't know enough about steam because I didn't know you had to download an installation program on your own so halp I'm stupid.
9: more gaming scribbles too
10: shhhhhh.............I'm goin' learn you about butt ball

I'm sick so very little posts for a while. Since if off have some science and mathamatics. All choices you make no matter how random or simple, from a coin toss to a dice roll or even picking an ice cream flavour will lead you to the same result. Some points in our time line do alter but there are fixed points in our life that lead to a conclusion. On the other hand mathamatics states that the more variables in an equation means the more random the out come but that fixed points are a dominate feature in our lives. These fixed points dictate how our options our in the free choices. These fixed points are often refured to as destiny markers but are better called quadratic stage anchors. Of course this is all guess work as working out real life randomness is even harder then working out real life random. That's all I have to say right now but know this....stop reading into about how to change your life and fucking do it

If you click this link hoping for bacon then suck it!

If you click this link hoping for bacon then suck it!

Hay I can't make July meet because I got the date wrong but who wants to meet up in lynn anyway for a meet n greet. I have nothing planned and need furry cuddles....come on dont make me wait till August people!

I have the same dream. I'm walking down the bbc corridors and I hear scampering. Each dream the same, the long corridors, Jeremy whispers from the distance. I can smell his breath but its not Jeremy's. Crimson and half eaten babies, the smell you get from roasted sugar, floods my senses but by then it's too late. Power cuts out and smoke floods the halls. Get low, will buy me some time before the creature takes me again. In fear I trust as the paranoid man crawls for his life until he spies the fire exit.
Safety is fleeting as the bars been roasted to a hot point. Each time I push more skin is burnt off. This is what they call the ultimate blood price. After a few smacks the door opens with an almighty thud. I'm on the roof, and there stands the monster who haunts my dreams, who's been chasing me for years. He attacks.....
I then awake at the fur meet to realise Drayke Blaze is trying to eat me again

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, nobody remembered, imma kill all these joggers and arrange their bodies in a tasteful portrait of 18th century wealth and society

1- all is good, in the hood
2-got the Samsung galaxy 3 and it annoys me
3- juice yak
4- bought a pimp hat, you know what this means
4.5- pimp hand is strong
5- will draw soon...when I finish playing dead island...it's a blood annoying game
6- speaking with some old friends about joining their blog but low on motivation
7- your all adopted
8- for my 21st I'm getting a tattoo. Any ideas? I'm thinking a picture of jesus on a pony
9- scientist have made glow in the dark sheep.....want one
10- stop moaning about this 3D printer gun! My printer says its a cannon!

I have the flu and a tonsil infection. Yay me. At least ill lose a lot of weight

1- me and kyre are fine, yay for me
2- 100% more furmeet and maybe lynn meets
3- more art from me as I'm playing new games that will inspire me
4- no porn art because it will just look terrible
5- new drawing soon of Enki, a good friend of mine and maybe one of Kim if he's nice to me/ does sue over the fact I made him explode
6- if you want to appear in my art then ask or throw stuff at me
7- fuck public transport
8- I'm fine. Thanks for asking!
9- otter penis
10- I love you

Yeah still alive/not kidnapped so whoop! More art coming and also an update sometime..........whenever I'm free. Also bioshock infi coming out soon so when that happens ill be gone forever