I want to dress up as Ron burgundy and get kidnapped by furries. No I haven't though this out, the idea is a bata!

Hay sorry about these last too moody art works. I don't know what's gotten into me. Ill lighten things up now with some farting noises :3

Nearly 2013 and the world has not exploded yet? Huh oh well.... Also I'm going to try and go teetotal this year because I've been a mess, ask anyone, so yay for me!!!! Have fun while I'm crying in rehab

Which are better? Fox hugs or dragon hugs?

1- finally logged on to ukfur just ask and I'll find you (with or without hunting gear and the net)
2-my comic/doodles will now include a new reindeer character!
3-lots of games to play and halo is not one of them!
4-kyrevan duskwing looks like a badger when he eats
5-well done Obama for winning back the USA. I don't care if votes where lost let him have it

From the desk of a masturbating ex-journalist who now hides under furries so rupert murdoc doesn't fine me :D

Hay furs, hope you all have a great candy nomming time and be careful of strangers. Unless its me I'm legit and won't lead you to my van. Enjoy!

Hay furs, hope you all have a great candy nomming time and be careful of strangers. Unless its me I'm legit and won't lead you to my van. Enjoy!

People who know me will say I'm a critic or troll and that's ok, I'm doom and gloom, I accept that. Today at my first ever furmeet in Norwich did what nothing else could do. Bring me joy. I was joined by fellow furries who accepted me, a stranger, as a friend. This made me feel more like a member of the fandom more than ever.
I thank everyone at the meet and recommend it to everyone, even non furs. A furmeet summed up is random, happy, mischievous, crazy, fur suiting, pizza nomming, fox bowling, puppet cuddling, surprise hugging madness. And I wouldn't have it any other way

1- will be going to the Norwich fur meet this Saturday. It will be my first so very nervous. So please feel free to hug/kidnap me. Bring your own hemp bags if you choose the latter
2- I can now read tarot cards
3- will draw more
4- Jeb evolved into a dragon wolf
5- if someone draws me in porn I will explode into pg12 dust


Much love good bye

From the desk of derpy derpy do

Ah ha! I fought the law and I won! I got flashes by a speed cana so had to go to an AA speed awareness course. Took four hours on the worlds most uncomfortable chairs while an old guy talked about road safety and not giving a shit? Thankfully no angry police officers pinning us to walls proclaiming we were cld molesters who kills old ladies with hatchets. So yeah that's over with, thanks again to the AA for saving me 3 points

Ok update time
1-new sketches have been drawn just having issues of uploading on iPad. Main issue is that it won't let me, Steve jobs hates furries even beyond the grave
2- if someone tells me when the next Norwich fur meet is on I'll try and attend for the first time. I now I should be asking drayke but I'm such a hipster I'm too cool for that. Also I'm afraid
3- my husband kyrevan turned a bit older, matter and sexier this week
4- I threw a polish guy in a wood chipper because he failed to deliver and work gave me a standing applause
5- the puppies where a lie

That is all

Yeah fuck you SOPA in going to draw comics about games and movies because in a young spirited free rebel! Also who wants to star? Just ask people

1-I want a sign above my work area saying "If i cant find it then look harder"
2-I want a wood chipper outside so I can threaten the line workers with. I am tired of the Budgen's load being late so I feel throwing people into a wood chipper would increase production
3-If a lorry turns up fully loaded and expects me to fill him up with more produce I want legal right to beat the man to death with table leg
4-I want a table leg
5-Move the printer down to the dispatch area so I dont have to walk all the way to the office to pick up the paterwork each time

Do all this for me and I promise to stop farting in the office only :3

Your all in the Dictatorship of my land, you may address me as Prezidenta Snuggles and live on my land so long as you snuggle everyone on sight, look awrsome and slightly derpy and produce fine high grade urianum for thrid world countries at low costs at the exspence of the US and EU ^^ ENJOY AND HAVE SOME PONEIS!

New years list
1- No drinking!
2- more butt secks
3- learn to make fursuits
4- make a fursuit army
5- start filming some of the sketches
6- Tell people to f**k off
7- have girl bois surrounding me
8- have buff masters surrounding me
9- live long
10- LOVE MY MONKEY BOY FOREVER!!!!!!

Me: Harry where are my keys?
Harry: next to this book. Hay whats in it?
Me: Oh thats my news reporting book. Has dates of all the people and things I used to do.
Harry: errr...why do you have side tabs saying Gays, God, Teckies, Music, Furries, BNP, Politics, Gamers, CNN and...what is this? Sex tips?
Me: errr.......didnt you want to go to tesco?
Harry: I think I'll walk

(moral of the story, leave my journals alone)

These are the new character ideas for my comady sketches. Let me know what you think/if they would kick ass in public/ would get me arrested. I'll give you a very brief description or some lines we though of.

John and Terry the useless robbers

The Furry Missionary shinning the everlasting light of our floofy lawd

Old man Jackson - "Now where are those children? I got some lollies in ma van for them!"

John Middleson, Channel 5 News reporter

Dr Suchon - "DID YOU SHOVE ANYTHING UP YOUR ASSHOLE?!?! NO? WORTH A TRY"

So far I have learned...
1-we cant flush toilet paper
2-lots of ants
3-no furries
4-toilet paper clogs the crappers
5-the country's capital is devided between the greeks and turkish due to an invasion
6-ABC (Another Bloody Church)
7-DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PUT MY USED TOILET PAPER IN A FUCKING BIN!?!?!?! *KICKS THE BIN TO THE SEA*

Dear Furries

I am going on holiday in the morning, 2 weeks in cyprus and I will not be back for 2 weeks. If you need me just leave a message and sorry if its late. I will try and find wifi when ever i can. I will miss you all deeply.

Kind regars and love
The Furry ex-typist, now Furry Missionary

Yes the "marshstomper writing team" is back writing new material for our shows. We are considering adding furries into our shows seeing as how I have made new contacts. If we do then be warned "furry missionary" will be a character and "Furry hit squad VS Marshstompers" too. Hopefully we can make more jokes with new sketches like "2 burglars", "Pimp daddy" and "German doctor". Any ideas will be helpful and let me know if you want involvment.

Everyone! I AM A DERP! *slams a lunchbox against my head and laughs like a crazy guy*

Begin again and Knw when to let go
Its an old saying but still has real world meaning. I have lived by this so many times that it becomes a way of life. Its being used more and more each day without you even knowing. So when life gets you down and you cant go on, just remeber. Begin again and know when to let go.

Today I had an interview with 2 furries and an old lady about her bins getting kicked in by kids. The first fur had to cancel which I wasnt too fussed about. The second one was loads of fun, we snuggled and I took notes and I drew an artist sketchs. Brill day, but then I had to talk to this old bat who pointed a knife at me the moment I stepped on her doorstep. She thought I was a robber....I was wearing a black shirt and tie....was I a well dressed robber? A classy gypo? WTF????

I think I last looked at my page about 3 days ago and now logging back on I have 45 new messages with 3 new watches. How have I misses that?!?! We'll I'm back now bitches. Also if I had to pick a fursuit it would be based on my fursona and be wearing a tie and hat. I want a well dressed wuff ^^

Dear world, I here by give up with whatever you say or do that relates to my life. Fine take all my money, kill my pets, have dirty bum bum sex with my mother just stop telling me what is likely to kill me or what I should do with my life OK. I just dont care anymore! Only now have I started living this life so from now on if you tell me something I will lose interest like now, if you reply to this I will not give a toss. Hope we are all clear on this. Good now its time for a nap, rant over