1- they are sticky
2- most of them are not mine but they still bug me for stuff
3- they vomit alot
4- they like screaming
5- they are still sticky even after a bath
6- they get angry easy
7- they go mental over TV and cartoons
8- they dont know good music
9- they all want to be Justin Bieber
10- WHY ARE YOU STILL STICKY!!!!!! *rubs you clean with 2 foxes* STILL SITCKY!

If you want me to write your own personal story simply reply to this and send me your email. You must give me a basic plot line, a character or something to go by. These are free, stupid and random so simply reply, send me your email and I will write it up for you in a few days. So who want a story written? About anything from nuclear Lobsters, Nazi computers or even The smallest tribal hunter in the Punga. ANYTHING!

I work as a freelance writer so I basically write on what ever the hell I like. Its mainly entertainment news, cynical hatred and furry stuff. So yes I have a kick ass job. I have a pretty cool editor, a smart funny legal girl and her sister (who is a whale) and incharge of the books. So thats my team. We work in an office and get up to fun.
Not a day goes buy do we not get out the sexual harassement dolls and dress them up. Or compair who gets the oddest Emails.
I am trying to get photos of them taken professionally in our news team setting. Until then I'm using either my furry photo or Combat Reporter photo to hide my idenity. Well thats my job in a nut shell. Thanks for reading friends ^^

HAY ASDA! I AINT GOING TO BE YOUR BITCH!

Yesterday on twitter I was enjoying my self by twitting sick jokes. Then all of a sudden I got a mention from what I could only discribe as "an SS husky nazi". I twetted back and she instantly replied by chaining me to a rack, whipping me and pissed on me. She was a kinky dom Furzis dom. Then another one gave me the most epic hashtag ever with #closetnazilover. So I talked back and it was epic and we ended the ight with "I'm a fucking game review. I am not a nazi".
It was an epic day involving furry SS sex fiends. All in all it was an ok day. Oh and I ate a raw onion.

Someone called me today telling me that my computer had a virus. This was the third time this month. So for a change I replied with "I dont own a computer". THAT GOT THEM! He went quite for about 2 seconds and hung up. Today I won.

Dear Chris Brown
Stop being a big meanie (putting it mildly) it really puts people off your music (putting it mildly). Not only did you hit a woman (most loved woman in the world) but you then blamed it on A- stress B-Derpression C-Demonic influence and then D- Drug abuse. I think we all know why you did such an awful act! You got drunk, got home and when you couldn't find any dinner you went up to Rihanna and shouted "WHERE'S MY DINNER!?!??!?!" THEN SLAPPED HER UP SIDE HER HEAD! There is no excuse for what you did and you will know be known as Chris "WIFE BEATER" Brown in all future publishing.
Yours L.A.P

HELLO! My name is Atlas, I'm 19 a writer for a private publishing firm and a comic. I love making jokes and standing up for what I believe in. I love my life as a writer at the moment and LOVE making new friends. Furs or not everyone is welcomed to talk. I will say adult things, naughty things and stupid things that would make sense. Either way let me know! And no haters please. If you want to shout abuse look up the BNP and join them. So lets have fun ^^ look! MY TAIL IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU!