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General | Posted 13 years agoSo this account's been kinda dead, in case you haven't noticed.
I've now reached the point in my life where things are coming together. Work's been super busy, and I'll be moving out within the next year. I also have my own personal projects and stuff coming along.
What I'm saying is that I don't really have time for this account anymore.
So I'm bringing things to a close. I'd like to say thanks to everyone who made me feel welcome here, and that despite all the weird furry bullshit you guys were mostly alright.
I'll probably be back later this week to start clearing stuff out of the gallery. Any art I made for someone else will stay up, but all original stuff has got to go, so save it while you have the chance.
See you guys later.
I've now reached the point in my life where things are coming together. Work's been super busy, and I'll be moving out within the next year. I also have my own personal projects and stuff coming along.
What I'm saying is that I don't really have time for this account anymore.
So I'm bringing things to a close. I'd like to say thanks to everyone who made me feel welcome here, and that despite all the weird furry bullshit you guys were mostly alright.
I'll probably be back later this week to start clearing stuff out of the gallery. Any art I made for someone else will stay up, but all original stuff has got to go, so save it while you have the chance.
See you guys later.
Heading out of town
General | Posted 13 years agoI'll be gone for a few days, starting on Tuesday. I should be back around Friday.
Yo so like SoFurry
General | Posted 13 years agoRayman Legends
General | Posted 13 years agoDiscomfoorrrttttt
General | Posted 13 years agoWhat color are your underwear/panties?
Red/black
Do they have a design?
PLAID.
what color are your socks?
Black.
Is there a design on them?
Uh, blaaaaaaaaaaaack
Are you a virgin?
No.
Happy that way?
I guess.
What is your favorite sex position?
I don't really know.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight as a maze!.... wait...
Do you look at hentai?
Rarely.
Real porn?
Way more than Hentai, but still pretty rarely.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Did, but not often anymore.
Who was your first kiss with?
One of my earlier female friends. It was.... pleasant.
Are they of the opposite sex?
I SPENT THE WHOLE TIME TRYING TO IGNORE HER MASSIVE COCK.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Years ago, yes. Mostly experimentation. It was... not pleasant.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
A few. And I did, once. It never went anywhere, though.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Probably lose my shit. I have a bad temper.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No.
If so, where?
COC- nowhere.
Do you have any tattoos?
Tattoos are for losers.
If so, where?
Above statement.
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope. Ain't ready for dat shit.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Came close, but no.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. Well, sorta. I had a one-night stand with a girl who was dating someone. Though I was not aware of this at the time.
Ever been cheated on?
Above statement.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Jokingly.
Do you own any sex toys?
HANDYJ- No.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nah.
Have you ever masturbated?
Once. I don't masturbate often. I don't enjoy it much.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No. Who wants to see my frail body?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, but I got one, once.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
*avoids Left4Dead joke* No.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
....Anyway.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Did once. My mom responded by teaching me how bad soap tastes.
Do they care?
Mom hates it. Dad isn't okay with it, but he's more lenient.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I'M SHAKING IN MY FUCKING BOOTS. MY UNCOMFORTABLE URINE IS SOAKED ALL OVER ME.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
This cock
cylindricalperv is the reason I'm doing it.
Red/black
Do they have a design?
PLAID.
what color are your socks?
Black.
Is there a design on them?
Uh, blaaaaaaaaaaaack
Are you a virgin?
No.
Happy that way?
I guess.
What is your favorite sex position?
I don't really know.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight as a maze!.... wait...
Do you look at hentai?
Rarely.
Real porn?
Way more than Hentai, but still pretty rarely.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Did, but not often anymore.
Who was your first kiss with?
One of my earlier female friends. It was.... pleasant.
Are they of the opposite sex?
I SPENT THE WHOLE TIME TRYING TO IGNORE HER MASSIVE COCK.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Years ago, yes. Mostly experimentation. It was... not pleasant.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
A few. And I did, once. It never went anywhere, though.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Probably lose my shit. I have a bad temper.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No.
If so, where?
COC- nowhere.
Do you have any tattoos?
Tattoos are for losers.
If so, where?
Above statement.
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope. Ain't ready for dat shit.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Came close, but no.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. Well, sorta. I had a one-night stand with a girl who was dating someone. Though I was not aware of this at the time.
Ever been cheated on?
Above statement.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Jokingly.
Do you own any sex toys?
HANDYJ- No.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nah.
Have you ever masturbated?
Once. I don't masturbate often. I don't enjoy it much.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No. Who wants to see my frail body?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, but I got one, once.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
*avoids Left4Dead joke* No.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
....Anyway.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Did once. My mom responded by teaching me how bad soap tastes.
Do they care?
Mom hates it. Dad isn't okay with it, but he's more lenient.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I'M SHAKING IN MY FUCKING BOOTS. MY UNCOMFORTABLE URINE IS SOAKED ALL OVER ME.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
This cock
cylindricalperv is the reason I'm doing it.PSSST I CAN DRINK BOOZE SOON
General | Posted 13 years agoMAY 1ST
GONNA GET SO WASTE- I mean have a nice safe birthday party with some friends.
GONNA GET SO WASTE- I mean have a nice safe birthday party with some friends.
HEY HEY HEY
General | Posted 13 years agoGUYS HOLY SHIT
psion here?
Pretty damn good writer. Me an' him been workin' on a few ideas of your own. Give him some love, go check out his stories, 'specially anything we writes for Queen of the Pirates or Silicon City.
UNLESS YOU'RE FAGGOTS.
psion here?Pretty damn good writer. Me an' him been workin' on a few ideas of your own. Give him some love, go check out his stories, 'specially anything we writes for Queen of the Pirates or Silicon City.
UNLESS YOU'RE FAGGOTS.
I don't know if you noticed
General | Posted 14 years agoBut there are a LOT of dicks on this website.
How do you suck less ass at 3rd Strike?
General | Posted 14 years agoPARRYING. HOW DO.
I'm 12 years old again
General | Posted 14 years agoOrdered Rayman 3, came in the mail today. I'm living like it's 2003, muthafuckas~
HEADING OFF
General | Posted 14 years agoGoing out of town for Thanksgiving Week. See ya guys Saturday!
Sugar and Spice
General | Posted 14 years agoPsion wrote me a story. Be awesome and go check it out, it's pretty well-written!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6519167/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6519167/
MY LITTLE CONSPIRACY
General | Posted 14 years agoCome on, FA. Give me your most insane, darkest, conspiraciest, stories on the ponies.
wat
General | Posted 14 years agoCOME HOME
FAVORITE PONIES
FAVORITE PONIES
WELP BACK TO SCHOOL
General | Posted 14 years agoSo yeah, not gonna be on as much :v
Bronies
General | Posted 14 years agoBACK
General | Posted 14 years agoAnd a little early, too! The beach was fun, and I can't wait to go back next year. One thing I noticed while I was there: cross-dressers. Like, five of 'em.
Huh.
Welp, gotta shitton of stuff to sort through :v
Huh.
Welp, gotta shitton of stuff to sort through :v
BRB ANOTHER TRIP
General | Posted 14 years agoLeaving tomorrow. I'll have fresh porn for you guys on Tuesday.
OpenCanvas 1.1 for Mac?
General | Posted 14 years agoKnow a place I can find it?
A Confession
General | Posted 14 years agoRemember a few months ago when I said MLP wasn't all that big a deal?
I watched a few more episodes.
...Confound these ponies.
I watched a few more episodes.
...Confound these ponies.
Help my buddy out!
General | Posted 14 years agoMy waifu 
ryonekochan is selling Pony-themed bead sprites. So, if you're a brony, check it out:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5984790/
ryonekochan is selling Pony-themed bead sprites. So, if you're a brony, check it out:http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5984790/
Haxxors
General | Posted 14 years agoOh, FA. You're so easy to fuck with.
BRB TRIP
General | Posted 14 years agoGonna be gone on a trip for a few days starting tomorrow. Be back Saturday!
Anybody wanna OC later tonight?
General | Posted 14 years agoI live on the East coast, so EST for me. I only use N-SoCS for my OCs (hamachi doesn't work for some reason), so keep that in mind.
Note me if interested!
Note me if interested!
Help!!
General | Posted 14 years ago
brandonbradinski needs help with a project of his. Give it a look:http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2427589/
