ZOMBIEFOSSA
General | Posted 12 years agoCheck out my friend Mari's artwork!!!! She's FANTASTIC
PLUS she's offering free artwork to people/ :)
Check out her stuff, because she's pretty much amazing ^_^
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4978100/
PLUS she's offering free artwork to people/ :)
Check out her stuff, because she's pretty much amazing ^_^
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4978100/
Fursuit raffle!
General | Posted 13 years agoArtses!
General | Posted 15 years agoSoooo I've been looking for a job for nearly a month now and there isn't any sign that my labors with bear fruit for the time being.
So here's the question....
Should I offer up slots for commissions?
So here's the question....
Should I offer up slots for commissions?
No Subject
General | Posted 16 years agoHEY! Check out
ScottishWolf 's journal. Awesome sketchbook for sale there :3
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1244303/
ScottishWolf 's journal. Awesome sketchbook for sale there :3http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1244303/
Weird Ass Meme
General | Posted 16 years agoMeme I stole from
SpiritCreations
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
I wash my hair first, oddly enough.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Well... I don't have many hoodies anymore (most were taken) but I do have a bright green jacket lined with fur! ^_^
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeah ^_^ I really would.
4. Do you plan outfits?
...plan?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Conflicted
6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
The blanket my Grandma made me.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Zombies. *shudders* nuff said.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not really.
9. What are you craving right now?
Cuddles!
10. Do you floss?
No... I had bad flossing incidents with my braces ;_; Flossing kinda unnerves me now.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
British Accents.
12. Are you emotional?
I have my moments.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I've counted over 9,000!!!!!!!
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
You LICK an ice cream! Duuuuhhh!
15. Do you like your hair?
No. Wayyyyy too frizzy.
16. Do you like yourself?
What? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over how incredibly AWESOME I am.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Is he paying?
18. What are you listening to right now?
Conga by Gloria Estefan. Oh yes.
19. Are your parents strict?
YES!!! A thousand times over YES!! Makes my little "habit" quite the unsaid taboo
20. Would you go sky diving?
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Only if I eat if with chips. Sounds weird... I know... but oooohhhh sooooo deellliccciiioouuusssss.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Sting and Peter Jackson are close personal friends of my grandfather
23. Do you rent movies often?
No... the internet is my friiieennndd.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Are you kidding? This is My room we are talking about. Of COURSE there are shiny things!
25. How many countries have you visited?
A looooot. Italy, Spain, Australia, I lived in New Zealand for a while, England, France, Germany, Austria, Ireland, Canada, Rarotonga.... I do believe there's more... but I can't remember ;_;
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Heheh heh.... good times.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yeah ^_^ It's... different.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Uhh... brown I guess.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yeah. I loves it!
30. Do you use chap stick?
Yeah. I use it a lot!
31. Do you own a gun?
No :( I need to get one.... for the zombpocalypse.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Chopsticks are easy to use! You'd have to be a dolt not to be able to use them :P
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Me myself and my sister...
34. Are you too forgiving?
Forgiveness is the key to peace ^_^
35. Ever been in love?
Yeah
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
I don't know. Check his calendar if you wanna know so badly.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yeah. I'm not much of a fan for creme puffs
38. Last time you cried?
Couple weeks ago.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Who's gonna omnom your patootie?!
40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, though I do want one eventually.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. :)
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No. But it can't be that bad....
44. Ever walked into a wall?
..... do I have to answer that? :(
45. Favorite color?
Cerulean blue ^_^
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
XD yeah. Several times.
47. Is your hair curly?
No... it's MEGA SUPER ULTRA CURLY!
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Too far ago to remember
49. Do looks matter?
It's what's on the inside that counts, but it's what's on the outside that you'll be labeled as.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I don't know....
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Oh yes...
52. Do you like your life right now?
Not really. I feel a bit stagnant.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No... Unless I'm exhausted I don't like too much noise.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes. Now tell me!
55. Do you have good vision?
I wear glasses.... what do you think?
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
....huh?
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Usually I'm on the phone with Daniel, Qa'a, and Mito.
58. The last person you held hands with?
What about them?
59. What are you wearing?
My work clothes.
60.What is your favorite animal?
I like em all. I know it's cheesy to say that, but it's true.
Except Mosquitoes and parasites. But they aren't animals are they?
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
It's from The Girl's of Rock and Roll.
62. Can you hula hoop?
XD Not in the slightest.
63. Do you have a job?
Yeah. I work at Starbucks.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
I bought myself the first three books of the Drizz't series.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Hell yeah I have! I love crawling through the window!
SpiritCreations1. First thing you wash in the shower?
I wash my hair first, oddly enough.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Well... I don't have many hoodies anymore (most were taken) but I do have a bright green jacket lined with fur! ^_^
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeah ^_^ I really would.
4. Do you plan outfits?
...plan?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Conflicted
6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
The blanket my Grandma made me.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Zombies. *shudders* nuff said.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not really.
9. What are you craving right now?
Cuddles!
10. Do you floss?
No... I had bad flossing incidents with my braces ;_; Flossing kinda unnerves me now.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
British Accents.
12. Are you emotional?
I have my moments.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I've counted over 9,000!!!!!!!
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
You LICK an ice cream! Duuuuhhh!
15. Do you like your hair?
No. Wayyyyy too frizzy.
16. Do you like yourself?
What? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over how incredibly AWESOME I am.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Is he paying?
18. What are you listening to right now?
Conga by Gloria Estefan. Oh yes.
19. Are your parents strict?
YES!!! A thousand times over YES!! Makes my little "habit" quite the unsaid taboo
20. Would you go sky diving?
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Only if I eat if with chips. Sounds weird... I know... but oooohhhh sooooo deellliccciiioouuusssss.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Sting and Peter Jackson are close personal friends of my grandfather
23. Do you rent movies often?
No... the internet is my friiieennndd.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Are you kidding? This is My room we are talking about. Of COURSE there are shiny things!
25. How many countries have you visited?
A looooot. Italy, Spain, Australia, I lived in New Zealand for a while, England, France, Germany, Austria, Ireland, Canada, Rarotonga.... I do believe there's more... but I can't remember ;_;
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Heheh heh.... good times.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yeah ^_^ It's... different.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Uhh... brown I guess.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yeah. I loves it!
30. Do you use chap stick?
Yeah. I use it a lot!
31. Do you own a gun?
No :( I need to get one.... for the zombpocalypse.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Chopsticks are easy to use! You'd have to be a dolt not to be able to use them :P
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Me myself and my sister...
34. Are you too forgiving?
Forgiveness is the key to peace ^_^
35. Ever been in love?
Yeah
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
I don't know. Check his calendar if you wanna know so badly.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yeah. I'm not much of a fan for creme puffs
38. Last time you cried?
Couple weeks ago.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Who's gonna omnom your patootie?!
40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, though I do want one eventually.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. :)
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No. But it can't be that bad....
44. Ever walked into a wall?
..... do I have to answer that? :(
45. Favorite color?
Cerulean blue ^_^
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
XD yeah. Several times.
47. Is your hair curly?
No... it's MEGA SUPER ULTRA CURLY!
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Too far ago to remember
49. Do looks matter?
It's what's on the inside that counts, but it's what's on the outside that you'll be labeled as.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I don't know....
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Oh yes...
52. Do you like your life right now?
Not really. I feel a bit stagnant.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No... Unless I'm exhausted I don't like too much noise.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes. Now tell me!
55. Do you have good vision?
I wear glasses.... what do you think?
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
....huh?
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Usually I'm on the phone with Daniel, Qa'a, and Mito.
58. The last person you held hands with?
What about them?
59. What are you wearing?
My work clothes.
60.What is your favorite animal?
I like em all. I know it's cheesy to say that, but it's true.
Except Mosquitoes and parasites. But they aren't animals are they?
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
It's from The Girl's of Rock and Roll.
62. Can you hula hoop?
XD Not in the slightest.
63. Do you have a job?
Yeah. I work at Starbucks.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
I bought myself the first three books of the Drizz't series.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Hell yeah I have! I love crawling through the window!
Single's Awareness Meme
General | Posted 16 years ago1.Are you single or taken?
I'm currently taken by Jacein ^_^ We'll have been dating for a year on March the 10th
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Book! Get me something that's not valentine's day related ^_^ It shows you put more thought into it.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Probably not, seeing as he's so far away. :(
4.Do you like anyone?
I LIKE lotsa people ^_^ But my heart belongs to only one.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope. Last Valentine's day I tried pot for the first time though. I did have a valentine, but she was my best friend and we were each other's valentine ^_^
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Something fun during the day, that distracts my easily bored mind followed by a night of cuddling and enjoying each others bodies.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really. It's just a regular day. What's sweeter is when your significant other does sweet things just because. not because there's a holiday that guilts you into it.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yeah... still don't know who he is. :S
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
XD I'm pretty blunt. I usually just told them.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
XD heck no.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Usually :3 My dad will buy us flowers or something similar. It's sweet.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Not really :S
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Blech! X( Nasty stuff! It should be banned!
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Sometimes.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
Depends. Kissing and hugging and holding hands is fine. But I don't wanna watch you makin' babies.
17. How is your love life?
We're fine ^_^ He's excited about me moving up there. I'm excited about a new college and seeing him.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No. I've never dated anyone during or around valentine's day. :S We usually break up before it.
19. How many roses would you want?
If he bought me roses. I'd want one for all the firsts we shared together. First date. First kiss. First time making love. ect.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I better *shakes fist dramatically*
I'm currently taken by Jacein ^_^ We'll have been dating for a year on March the 10th
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Book! Get me something that's not valentine's day related ^_^ It shows you put more thought into it.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Probably not, seeing as he's so far away. :(
4.Do you like anyone?
I LIKE lotsa people ^_^ But my heart belongs to only one.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope. Last Valentine's day I tried pot for the first time though. I did have a valentine, but she was my best friend and we were each other's valentine ^_^
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Something fun during the day, that distracts my easily bored mind followed by a night of cuddling and enjoying each others bodies.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really. It's just a regular day. What's sweeter is when your significant other does sweet things just because. not because there's a holiday that guilts you into it.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yeah... still don't know who he is. :S
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
XD I'm pretty blunt. I usually just told them.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
XD heck no.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Usually :3 My dad will buy us flowers or something similar. It's sweet.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Not really :S
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Blech! X( Nasty stuff! It should be banned!
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Sometimes.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
Depends. Kissing and hugging and holding hands is fine. But I don't wanna watch you makin' babies.
17. How is your love life?
We're fine ^_^ He's excited about me moving up there. I'm excited about a new college and seeing him.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No. I've never dated anyone during or around valentine's day. :S We usually break up before it.
19. How many roses would you want?
If he bought me roses. I'd want one for all the firsts we shared together. First date. First kiss. First time making love. ect.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I better *shakes fist dramatically*
Get ANGRY
General | Posted 16 years agoI don't have to tell you things are bad.
Everyone already knows that things are bad.
The dollar has no real value other than the value that we believe it to have. Hypothetically, if establishments suddenly stopped taking the dollar, the dollar isn't backed by anything, so all those savings, all that paper in our wallets, would become just that. Paper. Bank are going bust. According to the FDIC, nearly 200 banks across America "have failed since October 1, 2000." Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter just to feel safer. 39% of Americans feel less safe now when compared to nine years ago, while nearly 46% say that they feel no safer now than they did after 9/11. Punks are running wild in the streets, and with the recession looming over our heads like Mommy Dearest, we can only look forward to higher crime rates.
Nobody anywhere seems to know what to do -
and there's no end to it.
We know, the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat.
We sit and watch our tv's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had 15 homicides 63 violent crimes as if that's the way it's supposed
to be!
We know things are bad - worse than bad.
They're crazy, it's like everything everywhere is going crazy!
So we don't go out anymore.
We sit in a house and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller and all we say is "Please leave me alone in my living room and let me have my toaster and
my TV and computer and I won't say anything. Just leave me alone!"
Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get MAD!
I don't want you to protest, I don't want you to riot and I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to write! I don't know what to do about the recession, the inflation, the war the crime in the streets.
All I know is that you've got to get MAD!
You've got to say "I'M A HUMAN BEING GOD DAMNIT!
MY
LIFE
HAS
VALUE!"
Everyone already knows that things are bad.
The dollar has no real value other than the value that we believe it to have. Hypothetically, if establishments suddenly stopped taking the dollar, the dollar isn't backed by anything, so all those savings, all that paper in our wallets, would become just that. Paper. Bank are going bust. According to the FDIC, nearly 200 banks across America "have failed since October 1, 2000." Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter just to feel safer. 39% of Americans feel less safe now when compared to nine years ago, while nearly 46% say that they feel no safer now than they did after 9/11. Punks are running wild in the streets, and with the recession looming over our heads like Mommy Dearest, we can only look forward to higher crime rates.
Nobody anywhere seems to know what to do -
and there's no end to it.
We know, the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat.
We sit and watch our tv's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had 15 homicides 63 violent crimes as if that's the way it's supposed
to be!
We know things are bad - worse than bad.
They're crazy, it's like everything everywhere is going crazy!
So we don't go out anymore.
We sit in a house and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller and all we say is "Please leave me alone in my living room and let me have my toaster and
my TV and computer and I won't say anything. Just leave me alone!"
Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get MAD!
I don't want you to protest, I don't want you to riot and I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to write! I don't know what to do about the recession, the inflation, the war the crime in the streets.
All I know is that you've got to get MAD!
You've got to say "I'M A HUMAN BEING GOD DAMNIT!
MY
LIFE
HAS
VALUE!"
My Fine Is $630.50 .... Y_Y
General | Posted 16 years agoStolen from the lovely and talented
Fluffball
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10 (the one thing on here that I'll admit to :P)
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
I need to go to confession... like.. now-ish
FluffballThe Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10 (the one thing on here that I'll admit to :P)
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
I need to go to confession... like.. now-ish
Hi! I'm a barista and I'm sick of your shit.
General | Posted 16 years agoHi. My name is Anonymous and I work at a Starbucks in a location that
is not your business. I enjoy what I do and I absolutely adore the
people I work with. Yet lately, it has been tiring me to the point of a
violently desired outrage from yours truly. Oh the joy I would receive
from screaming into the face of the ignorant jackwipes who mosey up to
the counter and act like they fucking know what they're speaking of.
Sir, I work here. I know what I'm talking about. You can take my
correct (Yes, correct. I know that you want something obviously similar
to your disgusting Moo Lattes and mouth-scalding, powder based
"cappuccino" bullshit you get at the Speedway.) assumption of a
recommendation. For I know that you want something easy to drink and
even easier on your mind. Now now sir, don't strain yourself trying to
pronounce 'macciatto'. It's pronounced mok-ee-ah-toh. Good job, now
you're ready for a lah-teh.
Before I continue with this, I would like to clear up that rumor
that I am a coffee snob... Because it is very true. I am a self
proclaimed coffee snob and I prefer Starbucks coffee to your Maxwell
House rubbish. I believe it tastes better with more depth and flavor
and if you don't like my opinion then you can go suck on a steam wand.
It's an opinion and I stand by it.
Now, back to my main points here. There's a lot we need to cover,
General Public... so open your god damn eyes and read this intently.
Sir, the 'flavor' french vanilla does not exist on our menu. It
never has and hopefully never will be. It is not an included flavor of
coffee, syrup, cappuccino, latte, creamer or anything else for that
matter. Stop ordering it, you sound like a mindless redneck. We don't
have it, and if for some odd reason someone did not stop you dead in
your retarded tracks and told you we could combine vanilla and hazelnut
syrup for a similar flavor OR just recommended vanilla... then another
incompetent barista has failed in teaching you about this phantom
"french vanilla" you said you've ordered from us before.
Sir, please don't lie to me.
Let's get in a little deeper, shall we? In our Starbucks standards
books and rules, our cappuccino is made the traditional Italian style.
Made with only 2 ingredients: Espresso shots and mostly milk FOAM.
That's right, sir. There are no sweeteners, syrups, flavors or
sprinkles in or on our cappuccino. And yes, it is milk foam. If you
want something that is more heavy with more milk than foam, then you
should've ordered a latte like I suggested. If you bring your
cappuccino back complaining that "there aint nothin' in here but
foam!", then you are absolutely correct and stupid. I recommended you a
latte because I know that's what you want. You told me ever so
confidently that you have, in fact, had a Starbucks cappuccino.
Sir, please don't fucking lie to me...
Here are some other things we don't have on our menu that you continue to order because of that extra chromosome you have:
- Cool Whip. We do not put a dollop of Cool Whip onto your drink.
We make our WHIPPED CREAM fresh every day with heavy whipping cream and
vanilla syrup.
- Sprinkles. We are not the Coffee Beanery. We don't have any kind
of sprinkles to put on your fat-filled "frap" or latte. We do, however,
have cocoa powder, cinnamon and cinnamon dolce (cinnamon and sugar)
powder, vanilla powder, nutmeg powder and other seasonal things such as
candied ginger, chocolate shavings, etc. that you can get when
available. Notice how none of those things I listed include the word
"sprinkles". LEARN, I say.
- Moo Lattes and smoothies. This leads me to my next point...
Dairy Queen has Moo Lattes. Smoothie stands have smoothies (our
Vivannos are a bit like health smoothies, but still are not in that
category. You don't want something healthy anyway. I know this for a
fact...). We do, however, have Frappuccinos. Ah yes, the ever popular
Frappuccino (don't call them 'Fraps'. You sound like a fucking tool and
I probably hate you if you order a 'frap' and I will use my passive
aggression and subtly correct you by saying the entire word.). And by
popular, I mean popular amongst these main crowds:
- Rednecks. Frappuccinos are one of the only things these
jackballs know how to order. They are easy to order and easy to drink.
They remind them of the Moo Lattes I mentioned earlier. There's no
thinking involved whilst ordering these terribly unhealthy drinks. Did
you know that a Venti strawberry and cream Frappuccino, with whipped
cream, has 700 calories? Of course, you didn't know because you don't
care.
- Tweenies. I despise this generation of 7-17 year old children
with their 'trendy' 'clothing' and obnoxious personalities, orange tans
and mounds of makeup... but the things they all have in common is this
false sense of image they have within themselves. You little twits
think just because you're waltzing around (unsupervised! What the fuck
happened to parenting these days!?) with a cup with our logo on it, you
are instantly 'cool'. You are very wrong. You may be envied amongst
your peers because mommy and daddy let you borrow their credit cards,
but they are just as ignorant as you are. You'll grow up someday...
Hopefully...
- The overweight. Before I continue, I do not hate fat people. I
have plenty of friends who have a few extra pounds on them. I do not
discriminate against anyone. But if your fat ass walks up to my counter
and orders a drink that has hundreds and hundreds of calories that is
visibly unhealthy for you? Then I think you are just as ignorant as
those tweenies and rednecks. I wish I didn't have to sell you those
drinks. But I really wish you'd just get the fuck away from my
register.
Let's clear up a few more things you assholes refuse to get through
your heads because you think it's 'too complicated' or 'you don't care
'bout no Starbucks crazy lingo!'.
1.) Our size of cups go in this order, from smallest to largest:
Short, Tall, Grande, Venti. And here is the story behind them. Short
was our original small and Tall was our original large. It seemed
logical enough back in the day. Well, us unsatisfied Americans wanted
more so Starbucks made our next large size, the Grande. It means "big"
in Italian. Still logical back then, right? Well, the fat nation know
as America wanted even more to satisfy their obese taste palette.
Enter: Venti. Now, listen up you blithering idiots because I'm only
going to say this once... Venti means 20 in Italian. Our Venti size is
20 ounces. There. Now you know. So for the love of sweet baby Jesus,
stop ordering small, medium, larges and Biggie size drinks. I will
passive aggressively correct you again by saying the real size you're
getting in hopes of embarrassing you.
2.) If you come into the line with 15 of your friends and only 2
are ordering something, I suggest those of you who are not ordering
something to stand beyond the fucking rope. It is there to separate
customers from pedestrians. So stop crowding my god damned line.
3.) Don't bring back your half empty cup saying you didn't like it
and you want something else. That's just the correct way to act like a
civilized human being. But then again, I'm not speaking to civilized
humans with this rant.
4.) DO NOT come from the Exit labeled side of the rope. Go through
the Enter labeled side. This is called common sense. You may have heard
of it...
5.) If you don't see a register, you can't order there.
One last thing... I am a kind person. If you are sincerely kind to
me, you may even get perks like free drink size upgrade or free syrup
and espresso shots. I will treat everyone humanely and cater to you,
just as my job description says. Most of the time, I'll even have a
pretty smile on my face. But just as in every other career in this
known universe, there are selfish, ignorant, rude and positively fake
people...
And when those people come up to my counter with their vile
smirk and unrealistic view of how I should do my job? I put on my fake
smile and I will passive aggressively get through my day by making you
look like a fucking fool in my eyes and in the eyes of my co workers
and hopefully those surrounding you.
This is all opinion. My opinion. It is here to hopefully open your
eyes on proper etiquette of ordering a drink at your local Starbucks.
Thanks for reading and only come to my store once you've absorbed and understood all of the points I have written above.
--Your local, "bitter as espresso", barista.
is not your business. I enjoy what I do and I absolutely adore the
people I work with. Yet lately, it has been tiring me to the point of a
violently desired outrage from yours truly. Oh the joy I would receive
from screaming into the face of the ignorant jackwipes who mosey up to
the counter and act like they fucking know what they're speaking of.
Sir, I work here. I know what I'm talking about. You can take my
correct (Yes, correct. I know that you want something obviously similar
to your disgusting Moo Lattes and mouth-scalding, powder based
"cappuccino" bullshit you get at the Speedway.) assumption of a
recommendation. For I know that you want something easy to drink and
even easier on your mind. Now now sir, don't strain yourself trying to
pronounce 'macciatto'. It's pronounced mok-ee-ah-toh. Good job, now
you're ready for a lah-teh.
Before I continue with this, I would like to clear up that rumor
that I am a coffee snob... Because it is very true. I am a self
proclaimed coffee snob and I prefer Starbucks coffee to your Maxwell
House rubbish. I believe it tastes better with more depth and flavor
and if you don't like my opinion then you can go suck on a steam wand.
It's an opinion and I stand by it.
Now, back to my main points here. There's a lot we need to cover,
General Public... so open your god damn eyes and read this intently.
Sir, the 'flavor' french vanilla does not exist on our menu. It
never has and hopefully never will be. It is not an included flavor of
coffee, syrup, cappuccino, latte, creamer or anything else for that
matter. Stop ordering it, you sound like a mindless redneck. We don't
have it, and if for some odd reason someone did not stop you dead in
your retarded tracks and told you we could combine vanilla and hazelnut
syrup for a similar flavor OR just recommended vanilla... then another
incompetent barista has failed in teaching you about this phantom
"french vanilla" you said you've ordered from us before.
Sir, please don't lie to me.
Let's get in a little deeper, shall we? In our Starbucks standards
books and rules, our cappuccino is made the traditional Italian style.
Made with only 2 ingredients: Espresso shots and mostly milk FOAM.
That's right, sir. There are no sweeteners, syrups, flavors or
sprinkles in or on our cappuccino. And yes, it is milk foam. If you
want something that is more heavy with more milk than foam, then you
should've ordered a latte like I suggested. If you bring your
cappuccino back complaining that "there aint nothin' in here but
foam!", then you are absolutely correct and stupid. I recommended you a
latte because I know that's what you want. You told me ever so
confidently that you have, in fact, had a Starbucks cappuccino.
Sir, please don't fucking lie to me...
Here are some other things we don't have on our menu that you continue to order because of that extra chromosome you have:
- Cool Whip. We do not put a dollop of Cool Whip onto your drink.
We make our WHIPPED CREAM fresh every day with heavy whipping cream and
vanilla syrup.
- Sprinkles. We are not the Coffee Beanery. We don't have any kind
of sprinkles to put on your fat-filled "frap" or latte. We do, however,
have cocoa powder, cinnamon and cinnamon dolce (cinnamon and sugar)
powder, vanilla powder, nutmeg powder and other seasonal things such as
candied ginger, chocolate shavings, etc. that you can get when
available. Notice how none of those things I listed include the word
"sprinkles". LEARN, I say.
- Moo Lattes and smoothies. This leads me to my next point...
Dairy Queen has Moo Lattes. Smoothie stands have smoothies (our
Vivannos are a bit like health smoothies, but still are not in that
category. You don't want something healthy anyway. I know this for a
fact...). We do, however, have Frappuccinos. Ah yes, the ever popular
Frappuccino (don't call them 'Fraps'. You sound like a fucking tool and
I probably hate you if you order a 'frap' and I will use my passive
aggression and subtly correct you by saying the entire word.). And by
popular, I mean popular amongst these main crowds:
- Rednecks. Frappuccinos are one of the only things these
jackballs know how to order. They are easy to order and easy to drink.
They remind them of the Moo Lattes I mentioned earlier. There's no
thinking involved whilst ordering these terribly unhealthy drinks. Did
you know that a Venti strawberry and cream Frappuccino, with whipped
cream, has 700 calories? Of course, you didn't know because you don't
care.
- Tweenies. I despise this generation of 7-17 year old children
with their 'trendy' 'clothing' and obnoxious personalities, orange tans
and mounds of makeup... but the things they all have in common is this
false sense of image they have within themselves. You little twits
think just because you're waltzing around (unsupervised! What the fuck
happened to parenting these days!?) with a cup with our logo on it, you
are instantly 'cool'. You are very wrong. You may be envied amongst
your peers because mommy and daddy let you borrow their credit cards,
but they are just as ignorant as you are. You'll grow up someday...
Hopefully...
- The overweight. Before I continue, I do not hate fat people. I
have plenty of friends who have a few extra pounds on them. I do not
discriminate against anyone. But if your fat ass walks up to my counter
and orders a drink that has hundreds and hundreds of calories that is
visibly unhealthy for you? Then I think you are just as ignorant as
those tweenies and rednecks. I wish I didn't have to sell you those
drinks. But I really wish you'd just get the fuck away from my
register.
Let's clear up a few more things you assholes refuse to get through
your heads because you think it's 'too complicated' or 'you don't care
'bout no Starbucks crazy lingo!'.
1.) Our size of cups go in this order, from smallest to largest:
Short, Tall, Grande, Venti. And here is the story behind them. Short
was our original small and Tall was our original large. It seemed
logical enough back in the day. Well, us unsatisfied Americans wanted
more so Starbucks made our next large size, the Grande. It means "big"
in Italian. Still logical back then, right? Well, the fat nation know
as America wanted even more to satisfy their obese taste palette.
Enter: Venti. Now, listen up you blithering idiots because I'm only
going to say this once... Venti means 20 in Italian. Our Venti size is
20 ounces. There. Now you know. So for the love of sweet baby Jesus,
stop ordering small, medium, larges and Biggie size drinks. I will
passive aggressively correct you again by saying the real size you're
getting in hopes of embarrassing you.
2.) If you come into the line with 15 of your friends and only 2
are ordering something, I suggest those of you who are not ordering
something to stand beyond the fucking rope. It is there to separate
customers from pedestrians. So stop crowding my god damned line.
3.) Don't bring back your half empty cup saying you didn't like it
and you want something else. That's just the correct way to act like a
civilized human being. But then again, I'm not speaking to civilized
humans with this rant.
4.) DO NOT come from the Exit labeled side of the rope. Go through
the Enter labeled side. This is called common sense. You may have heard
of it...
5.) If you don't see a register, you can't order there.
One last thing... I am a kind person. If you are sincerely kind to
me, you may even get perks like free drink size upgrade or free syrup
and espresso shots. I will treat everyone humanely and cater to you,
just as my job description says. Most of the time, I'll even have a
pretty smile on my face. But just as in every other career in this
known universe, there are selfish, ignorant, rude and positively fake
people...
And when those people come up to my counter with their vile
smirk and unrealistic view of how I should do my job? I put on my fake
smile and I will passive aggressively get through my day by making you
look like a fucking fool in my eyes and in the eyes of my co workers
and hopefully those surrounding you.
This is all opinion. My opinion. It is here to hopefully open your
eyes on proper etiquette of ordering a drink at your local Starbucks.
Thanks for reading and only come to my store once you've absorbed and understood all of the points I have written above.
--Your local, "bitter as espresso", barista.
I'm....a guy
General | Posted 16 years agoYour man side:
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats (I love all animals )
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (....yeeeeaaahhhh :) )
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box. (No! Y_Y I want one sooo bad though!)
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice. \
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps. ( Nope... just regular hats)
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
13 points.
Your woman side:
[x] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors. (Just my work shirts... does that count? )
[x] You wear the color pink. (Sometimes)
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[X] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. ( I liked dance and gymnastics. As for cheer... don't judge me! I was in it for a month.)
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
9 points.
I'm a dude.
...with boobs and a vagina. :/
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats (I love all animals )
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (....yeeeeaaahhhh :) )
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box. (No! Y_Y I want one sooo bad though!)
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice. \
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps. ( Nope... just regular hats)
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
13 points.
Your woman side:
[x] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors. (Just my work shirts... does that count? )
[x] You wear the color pink. (Sometimes)
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[X] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. ( I liked dance and gymnastics. As for cheer... don't judge me! I was in it for a month.)
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
9 points.
I'm a dude.
...with boobs and a vagina. :/
$1 Icons!!!!
General | Posted 16 years agoMy friend
SashaDarkcloud is doing $1 icons to raise up money for FF :3 Go check her out and get and icon... I mean... come on.... what were you gonna use that dollar for? A candy bar?
GAT AN ICON!
SashaDarkcloud is doing $1 icons to raise up money for FF :3 Go check her out and get and icon... I mean... come on.... what were you gonna use that dollar for? A candy bar?GAT AN ICON!
ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ sı ʎɐpoʇ
General | Posted 16 years ago ˙ʎɐp ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ ɐ s’ʇı
'ǝʞɐnbɥʇɹɐǝ uɐ ʇlǝɟ ı ʞuıɥʇ ı puɐ
'ʎɐʍɐ ǝlıɯ ɐ ɟlɐɥ uɐɥʇ ssǝl
pǝʇdnɹǝ ʇsnɾ ouɐɔloʌ ɐ
'uʍɐl ʎɯ ɟo ǝlppıɯ ǝɥʇ uı
ƃuıpuɐl ɹǝɔnɐs ƃuıʎlɟ ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'uʍɐʎ ʎq dlǝɥ ʎlpɹɐɥ uɐɔ ı
'ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ sı ʎɐpoʇ
˙pǝɹoq ʎlǝʌıʇısod ɯɐ ı
'sƃuıɹ ǝʞoɯs ƃuıʍolq uoƃɐɹp ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'pɹoʍs ɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝɹƃo uɐ puɐ
'souıɥɹ ƃuıpıɹ sʇuɐıƃ ǝǝs ı
'op oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇɐɥʇ
ƃuıɥʇou ʎlǝʇnlosqɐ sı ǝɹǝɥʇ
'ɥƃnoɹɥʇ puɐ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ƃuıɹoq sı ʇı
'ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ sı ʎɐpoʇ
˙pǝq oʇ ʞɔɐq ƃuıoƃ ɯɐ ı
'dǝʇsɹoop ʎɯ uo ǝsnoɯɹop ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'pɐǝɥ ʎɯ uo uınƃuǝd ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'sɹǝʞɐǝus ʎɯ uo ʞɔoɔɐǝd ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'ʎɐs oʇ ɥɔnɯ ƃuıɥʇou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ
'ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ɥɔnɯ ƃuıɥʇou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ
'ʎɐp ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ ɐ s’ʇı
'ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ sı ʎɐpoʇ
'ǝʞɐnbɥʇɹɐǝ uɐ ʇlǝɟ ı ʞuıɥʇ ı puɐ
'ʎɐʍɐ ǝlıɯ ɐ ɟlɐɥ uɐɥʇ ssǝl
pǝʇdnɹǝ ʇsnɾ ouɐɔloʌ ɐ
'uʍɐl ʎɯ ɟo ǝlppıɯ ǝɥʇ uı
ƃuıpuɐl ɹǝɔnɐs ƃuıʎlɟ ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'uʍɐʎ ʎq dlǝɥ ʎlpɹɐɥ uɐɔ ı
'ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ sı ʎɐpoʇ
˙pǝɹoq ʎlǝʌıʇısod ɯɐ ı
'sƃuıɹ ǝʞoɯs ƃuıʍolq uoƃɐɹp ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'pɹoʍs ɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝɹƃo uɐ puɐ
'souıɥɹ ƃuıpıɹ sʇuɐıƃ ǝǝs ı
'op oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇɐɥʇ
ƃuıɥʇou ʎlǝʇnlosqɐ sı ǝɹǝɥʇ
'ɥƃnoɹɥʇ puɐ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ƃuıɹoq sı ʇı
'ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ sı ʎɐpoʇ
˙pǝq oʇ ʞɔɐq ƃuıoƃ ɯɐ ı
'dǝʇsɹoop ʎɯ uo ǝsnoɯɹop ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'pɐǝɥ ʎɯ uo uınƃuǝd ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'sɹǝʞɐǝus ʎɯ uo ʞɔoɔɐǝd ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ
'ʎɐs oʇ ɥɔnɯ ƃuıɥʇou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ
'ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ɥɔnɯ ƃuıɥʇou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ
'ʎɐp ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ ɐ s’ʇı
'ƃuıɹoq ʎɹǝʌ sı ʎɐpoʇ
Airport Ponderings....
General | Posted 16 years agoWell, right now I'm at the airport, waiting on my flight to Ohio, where muh buddies, Mito, Qa'a, Sai, and I , will be spending the next week. ^_^ I'm soooo excited! It's been forEVER since I last saw them... ok so it was 6 months ago, but it still FEELS like forever ago! My flight got delayed for 3 hours because of all the ice in Cincinnati, but it's alright. It gave me time to doodle! :D I have now finished my FIRST cub picture. His name is Dante and he's a little snow leopard/ kitten/ panda hybrid. I know what you're thinking, and yes, it IS an odd combination.
On another note, I think I'm going to start taking commissions. But only one at a time. Take one... finish it.... move to another.
Simple. Right? How can I botch this one up? :P
I already promised I'd draw
SashaDarkcloud one. So hopefully I'll get it done ^_^
Puddles!
Gadget
On another note, I think I'm going to start taking commissions. But only one at a time. Take one... finish it.... move to another.
Simple. Right? How can I botch this one up? :P
I already promised I'd draw
SashaDarkcloud one. So hopefully I'll get it done ^_^Puddles!
Gadget
"My life is 76% Happy"
General | Posted 16 years ago[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married. (Mine aren't but my mom and step dad have been for a while.)
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5
[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month. (depends on the month..)
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 11
[x ] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal. (Socks are normal right?)
[x] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 17
[x] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 21
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[] You own a pet. (I did but, he died yesterday :( )
[x] You know the words to 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 28
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy"
Awww.... I made a C :/
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married. (Mine aren't but my mom and step dad have been for a while.)
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5
[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month. (depends on the month..)
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 11
[x ] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal. (Socks are normal right?)
[x] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 17
[x] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 21
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[] You own a pet. (I did but, he died yesterday :( )
[x] You know the words to 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 28
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy"
Awww.... I made a C :/
R.I.P. Kush
General | Posted 16 years agoI first came in contact with the feisty little ball of chaos when my co-worker at Starbucks informed me that she had found three little kittens on the side of the road on the way to work. Unfortunately one had been hit by a car, but it's surviving siblings, a beautiful female calico and a fluffy black male, were at her house awaiting a new home. At this point in my life, I was living by myself and couldn't really afford to take in a kitten, but my heart ached when I heard that they'd be taken to the pound if they couldn't find a good home, so I agreed to take one if they took the other. At first, I had my heart set on the female. I'd always wanted a little calico, and my last cat, whom had passed away a couple months earlier was the last male cat I swore I'd have. However, my co-worker arrived at my apartment with, not the female like I was expecting, but a little pathetic looking black male. He was covered in fleas and ticks, had patches of fur missing, and was so skinny that he looked like just the slightest touch would break his ribs. But as soon as I took him into my hands, that little stinker began to purr louder than the vibrate on my cell phone, crawling all over me until he settled down on my shoulder, nibbling my ear. I turned to get him to swat and looked dead into those beautiful green eyes that were so alive.That was it. I was in love. I nursed that little fighter back to health. His patchy fur turned into a beautiful silky black coat. His body grew strong and fat on the treats I gave him, and for some reason, he just loved sitting on my shoulder. My boyfriend and I named him Kush after he showed an extreme distaste for regular weed, preferring to break into only our finest stash. He was a smart kitty. Learning things quickly and sensing when I was upset, and comforting me. When I moved, a month after finding him, he was there, sitting on my shoulder, purring the whole time, comforting me the only way he could. He was my only friend for the longest time. I may have had a shitty day at work, but I could always look forward to going home and falling asleep next to my baby.
Today when I got home from work, I was informed that the men who came to repair our refrigerator had let my little black fluff ball, Kush, outside. In his excitement to explore this new world that wasn't covered in carpet or wood, and smelled oh so exciting, my little baby wandered out into the road and was hit by a car, killing him on impact.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....n/IMG_6808.jpg
Rest in peace love. I miss you more than words can describe.I hope the angels give you all the sonic ice cream cones you want, let you attack their feet, and I hope that up there, there's some little girl whose shoulder you can sit on and keep company till her parents get there.
I love you
Today when I got home from work, I was informed that the men who came to repair our refrigerator had let my little black fluff ball, Kush, outside. In his excitement to explore this new world that wasn't covered in carpet or wood, and smelled oh so exciting, my little baby wandered out into the road and was hit by a car, killing him on impact.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....n/IMG_6808.jpg
Rest in peace love. I miss you more than words can describe.I hope the angels give you all the sonic ice cream cones you want, let you attack their feet, and I hope that up there, there's some little girl whose shoulder you can sit on and keep company till her parents get there.
I love you
*Stands and applauds Disney*
General | Posted 16 years agoI went to go see the Princess and the Frog tonight.
I'll be honest, I was a little doubtful going into this movie because of all the recent trash that Disney's put out.
It
Was
AMAZING!
:D
All those aspects about the old Disney movies that the recent movies have been lacking, were brought back in this MAGNIFICENT movie. ^_^ Complete with hand drawn animation, hand painted backgrounds, SHADING (I mean come on... that should be a given, but I guess the folks at Disney were all like "They're just kids... they're not gonna notice" ), and ooohhhh.... the songs *Twirls about in a blissful daze sighing happily.*
I've always been a sucker for Disney music. Ask anyone, I sing them all the flippin' time. And this movie has the most WONDERFUL soundtrack ^_^ *squeals*
I left the theater singing and hugging the guy in the lobby who gave me a coupon for a discount on the soundtrack. ^_^!!!!!
I danced and sang and skipped merrily down the street ^_^.
Tonight's been wonderful!
Day 4
1- I slept in, cause I didn't have work.
2- Role played in German. Ich bin wie ein Nerd :B
3- Finished writing all the references for the art that I've commissioned (I've been on a bit of a commission spree over the past 3 days ^_^;)
4-Talked to my aunt and cousins ^_^
5- SAW THE BEST MOVIE EVAR!
I'll be honest, I was a little doubtful going into this movie because of all the recent trash that Disney's put out.
It
Was
AMAZING!
:D
All those aspects about the old Disney movies that the recent movies have been lacking, were brought back in this MAGNIFICENT movie. ^_^ Complete with hand drawn animation, hand painted backgrounds, SHADING (I mean come on... that should be a given, but I guess the folks at Disney were all like "They're just kids... they're not gonna notice" ), and ooohhhh.... the songs *Twirls about in a blissful daze sighing happily.*
I've always been a sucker for Disney music. Ask anyone, I sing them all the flippin' time. And this movie has the most WONDERFUL soundtrack ^_^ *squeals*
I left the theater singing and hugging the guy in the lobby who gave me a coupon for a discount on the soundtrack. ^_^!!!!!
I danced and sang and skipped merrily down the street ^_^.
Tonight's been wonderful!
Day 4
1- I slept in, cause I didn't have work.
2- Role played in German. Ich bin wie ein Nerd :B
3- Finished writing all the references for the art that I've commissioned (I've been on a bit of a commission spree over the past 3 days ^_^;)
4-Talked to my aunt and cousins ^_^
5- SAW THE BEST MOVIE EVAR!
Mmmm tacos
General | Posted 16 years agoGonna make this short ^_^
1- Met a guy from Jamaica. He was AWESOME!
2- Got to read at BAM
3- Booked my ticket to go visit Qa'a at the end of December
4- I found a peach soda!!! :D It's not a peach Nehi.... but it's the closest damn thing to it here in SC.
5- I got to eat BURRITOS!!! YUM!
1- Met a guy from Jamaica. He was AWESOME!
2- Got to read at BAM
3- Booked my ticket to go visit Qa'a at the end of December
4- I found a peach soda!!! :D It's not a peach Nehi.... but it's the closest damn thing to it here in SC.
5- I got to eat BURRITOS!!! YUM!
There is NOTHING that hot cocoa can't fix!
General | Posted 16 years agoDoesn't sleeping in late just makes you feel THAT much more relaxed? ^_^ Even though it was only till 10, it's still four hours later than most days.
1- Got to sleep in! :D Always a plus!
2- Off work too!
3- Filled out the paper for the loss of my license plate. Hopefully I'll be able to drive my beloved Xavier again ^_^
4- Got a room mate for the new apartment! We're in the works of getting a new place together ^_^
5- Went for hot cocoa with my sister
6- Watched Julia and Julie with my sister and mom over home made split pea soup and grilled cheese. ^_^
1- Got to sleep in! :D Always a plus!
2- Off work too!
3- Filled out the paper for the loss of my license plate. Hopefully I'll be able to drive my beloved Xavier again ^_^
4- Got a room mate for the new apartment! We're in the works of getting a new place together ^_^
5- Went for hot cocoa with my sister
6- Watched Julia and Julie with my sister and mom over home made split pea soup and grilled cheese. ^_^
Stuffs and...stuff
General | Posted 16 years agoAlright! Day two and everything is going strong ^_^ I seem to have caught a bit of a throat cold, but I'm thankful that it's not any worse than it is.
Day Two:
1- Got my Beautiful badge from
! I'm completely in love with it! ^_^ Thank you so much Kali!
2- I got off work 4 hours earlier than usual. ^_^
3- I used those extra four hours to sleep. When I woke up, my sore throat didn't hurt as much and I was able to eat a little!
4- Today is my anniversary! :D My mate sent me a message early this morning wishing me a happy one. ^_^ He's such a sweetheart.
5- My mother, sister, and I almost fell out of our chairs laughing at the dinner table. We were talking about the time my mother accidentally flipped my sister off and sprained her middle finger. XD
All in all I'm pretty happy with how today turned out ^_^Tomorrow I hope to talk to the police about the little poohead that stole my license plate off of my car. >:3
Day Two:
1- Got my Beautiful badge from
! I'm completely in love with it! ^_^ Thank you so much Kali!2- I got off work 4 hours earlier than usual. ^_^
3- I used those extra four hours to sleep. When I woke up, my sore throat didn't hurt as much and I was able to eat a little!
4- Today is my anniversary! :D My mate sent me a message early this morning wishing me a happy one. ^_^ He's such a sweetheart.
5- My mother, sister, and I almost fell out of our chairs laughing at the dinner table. We were talking about the time my mother accidentally flipped my sister off and sprained her middle finger. XD
All in all I'm pretty happy with how today turned out ^_^Tomorrow I hope to talk to the police about the little poohead that stole my license plate off of my car. >:3
Cleansing
General | Posted 16 years agoRecently I've felt really down in the dumps. I won't go into details, but apparently it got so bad that I really scared some friends that are very dear to me. Than, thanks to my good friends
and
, I came to an epiphany that I'm going to try to keep with me for the rest of my life.
Starting today, I'm going to start every day with a smile and a positive chant in the mirror. "I am smart, and pretty. I am the only one who creates my reality. There is nothing that I have to do. Only what I want to do. Today is the best day of my life." I will try to find the good in living and ignore anything that tries to turn my eyes from the well being that surrounds me. I will write down at least 5 things each day that made me happy, and I will continue this until it becomes second nature to me. ^_^
Day One
1- I saw a deer on the way to work. Just seeing it made me smile.
2- I had money to eat lunch ^_^ Some people don't have that privilege.
3- I found out that I can spend Christmas with my family in Boston! It'll be a snowy Christmas!
4- FA is back up! :D
5- My little brother decided to sing me the "Danie Get Better Soon" Song, which he made up on the spot. ^_^ Even though some of the words were mumbled cause he couldn't think of what to sing, it still made me feel better.
and
, I came to an epiphany that I'm going to try to keep with me for the rest of my life. Starting today, I'm going to start every day with a smile and a positive chant in the mirror. "I am smart, and pretty. I am the only one who creates my reality. There is nothing that I have to do. Only what I want to do. Today is the best day of my life." I will try to find the good in living and ignore anything that tries to turn my eyes from the well being that surrounds me. I will write down at least 5 things each day that made me happy, and I will continue this until it becomes second nature to me. ^_^
Day One
1- I saw a deer on the way to work. Just seeing it made me smile.
2- I had money to eat lunch ^_^ Some people don't have that privilege.
3- I found out that I can spend Christmas with my family in Boston! It'll be a snowy Christmas!
4- FA is back up! :D
5- My little brother decided to sing me the "Danie Get Better Soon" Song, which he made up on the spot. ^_^ Even though some of the words were mumbled cause he couldn't think of what to sing, it still made me feel better.
HELP SAVE KITTY!
General | Posted 16 years agoLong version ----> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1035406/
Short version:
Dior 's neighborhood tomcat was hit by a car and
Dior is filling in superman's shoes and saving this little guy's life.
BUT, vet bills are effin' expensive, so she's asking for all of us to gather up and help save the life of an innocent animal.
Go Go Gadget Paypal! :D
Short version:
Dior 's neighborhood tomcat was hit by a car and
Dior is filling in superman's shoes and saving this little guy's life.BUT, vet bills are effin' expensive, so she's asking for all of us to gather up and help save the life of an innocent animal.
Go Go Gadget Paypal! :D
This meme that's been going around....
General | Posted 16 years ago1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you something you need to work on.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you something you need to work on.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.
Help for Sketch??
General | Posted 16 years agoAlright guys, the lovely and talented :
ryunwoofie: Is in need of some helps! Her tablet is broken and in order for her to finish her promised commissions, she'll need our help to get a new one!
If you're able to donate some moolah to her, send some to her paypal account. Everyone who donates over $5 gets a free sketch! :D!!! HUZZAY!!!
Go check out her journal for more information!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1026045/
Thanks Guys!! :D
~Gadgie
ryunwoofie: Is in need of some helps! Her tablet is broken and in order for her to finish her promised commissions, she'll need our help to get a new one!If you're able to donate some moolah to her, send some to her paypal account. Everyone who donates over $5 gets a free sketch! :D!!! HUZZAY!!!
Go check out her journal for more information!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1026045/
Thanks Guys!! :D
~Gadgie
100 Truths!
General | Posted 16 years agoQuiz: 100 truths
001. Name → Gadget
002. Nickname(s) → Bubble Butt, BOOBIES!, Gadge, Gadge Vadge, ect....
003. Status → Taken
004. Zodiac sign → Gemini beeyotch!
005. Male or female → Female I believe.... *checks* ...yup! Female! :D
006. Elementary School→ Indiana, New Zealand, and Alabama
007. Middle School → New Mexico and South Carolina
008. High School → South Carolina and Texas
009. Smart → Artsy stuff, Math, and Sciences
010. Hair color → Naturally, blonde. Right now? Strawberry blonde
011. Long or short → Usually a little longer than shoulder length at it's
shortest and halfway down my back normally.
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud. Hella loud. And disgustingly bubbly... Like, imagine an adorable little bunny, with an adorable little voice... that swears like a sailor and says things that not many normal people can get away with. That's me :D
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans. All times of the year. I luvs me sum jeans!
014. Phone or Camera → I like my phone. I get lost a lot ;_;
015. Health freak → XD You're kidding right?
016. Drink or Smoke? → Ummm.... both? ... but not Cigs. Gimme a cigar or a joint. Bump the rest.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → My shnuggly wuggly panda man :D
018. Eating or Drinking → EAT! I LOVE cooking! :D
019. Piercings → Just my ears right now :c
020. Tattoos → Nothing right now u_u I'm so boring
FIRSTS:
023. First Mate→ A guy named Trevor. Ugh, wish I could take that one back >.<
024. First best friend → My first best friend IRL? O.o? A little boy I grew up with named Zac. On FA? My Best friend Ian!! :D
025. First award → What kinda question is this? Ummm? I was awarded a certificate when I was born. :D
026. First crush → How'm I posed to remember this kinda stuff?
027. First pet → YAY! One I remember! :D! I had a puppy.... named Puppy. :3 Creative little bastard wasn't I?
028. First big vacation → To New Zealand! Than we moved there :3
030. First big birthday → Y_Y I don't remember!
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → The side of my cheek. Nervous habit.
050. Drinking → Air. *inhales* Mmmmm! Tastey!
052. I'm about to → Answer another question! :D
053. Listening to → This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4JLa0hbUw
054. Plans for today → Draw sumfin :c I is a slacker
YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Hahahahahaha..... I'd be a horrible mother
059. Want to get married? → Right now? no... maybe later
060. Careers – I'm going into Chemistry, but I REALLY want to be on Broadway :c
WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?
068. Lips or eyes → Oh gimme da purty eyes! :D
070. Shorter or taller? → I doubt there's a male shorter than me.... soooo taller :P
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous! I'm more playful than romantic
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Neither really matter... but I guess nice arms ^_^ Than they can pick me up! :D!
074. Sensitive or loud → Loud. Lots more fun that way
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship. Hook-ups always end up badly for me :S
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → XD My panda man is DEF a trouble maker!
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → XD daily!
081. Ran away from home → Yeah. I got as far as the end of the block and spent an hour hiding in their tree house before going home because I was hungry.
084. Broken someone's heart → Unfortunately.... Countless times....
085. Been arrested → Almost did. Darn my stoner ways
087. Cried when someone died → Was I not supposed to? O.o?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Yes. I'm definitely real ^_^
090. Miracles → I've seen a few
091. Love at first sight → Yeah. :3 With some people it happens, but it takes time with me
092. Heaven → Not in the typical sense.... but yeah
093. Santa Claus → YAY! I love Santa!
094. Sex on the first date → No. That's the tester time. You gotta wait till it feels right :(
095. Kiss on the first date → Hell no... I'm a tease! :o
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yeah.. :c I'll be with him again one day. I just have to wait...
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No
099. Do you believe in God → In a sense. I believe in a higher being :3
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? Is that a question? O.o?
Anywho! Fill it out if yah want! :D
001. Name → Gadget
002. Nickname(s) → Bubble Butt, BOOBIES!, Gadge, Gadge Vadge, ect....
003. Status → Taken
004. Zodiac sign → Gemini beeyotch!
005. Male or female → Female I believe.... *checks* ...yup! Female! :D
006. Elementary School→ Indiana, New Zealand, and Alabama
007. Middle School → New Mexico and South Carolina
008. High School → South Carolina and Texas
009. Smart → Artsy stuff, Math, and Sciences
010. Hair color → Naturally, blonde. Right now? Strawberry blonde
011. Long or short → Usually a little longer than shoulder length at it's
shortest and halfway down my back normally.
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud. Hella loud. And disgustingly bubbly... Like, imagine an adorable little bunny, with an adorable little voice... that swears like a sailor and says things that not many normal people can get away with. That's me :D
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans. All times of the year. I luvs me sum jeans!
014. Phone or Camera → I like my phone. I get lost a lot ;_;
015. Health freak → XD You're kidding right?
016. Drink or Smoke? → Ummm.... both? ... but not Cigs. Gimme a cigar or a joint. Bump the rest.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → My shnuggly wuggly panda man :D
018. Eating or Drinking → EAT! I LOVE cooking! :D
019. Piercings → Just my ears right now :c
020. Tattoos → Nothing right now u_u I'm so boring
FIRSTS:
023. First Mate→ A guy named Trevor. Ugh, wish I could take that one back >.<
024. First best friend → My first best friend IRL? O.o? A little boy I grew up with named Zac. On FA? My Best friend Ian!! :D
025. First award → What kinda question is this? Ummm? I was awarded a certificate when I was born. :D
026. First crush → How'm I posed to remember this kinda stuff?
027. First pet → YAY! One I remember! :D! I had a puppy.... named Puppy. :3 Creative little bastard wasn't I?
028. First big vacation → To New Zealand! Than we moved there :3
030. First big birthday → Y_Y I don't remember!
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → The side of my cheek. Nervous habit.
050. Drinking → Air. *inhales* Mmmmm! Tastey!
052. I'm about to → Answer another question! :D
053. Listening to → This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4JLa0hbUw
054. Plans for today → Draw sumfin :c I is a slacker
YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Hahahahahaha..... I'd be a horrible mother
059. Want to get married? → Right now? no... maybe later
060. Careers – I'm going into Chemistry, but I REALLY want to be on Broadway :c
WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?
068. Lips or eyes → Oh gimme da purty eyes! :D
070. Shorter or taller? → I doubt there's a male shorter than me.... soooo taller :P
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous! I'm more playful than romantic
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Neither really matter... but I guess nice arms ^_^ Than they can pick me up! :D!
074. Sensitive or loud → Loud. Lots more fun that way
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship. Hook-ups always end up badly for me :S
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → XD My panda man is DEF a trouble maker!
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → XD daily!
081. Ran away from home → Yeah. I got as far as the end of the block and spent an hour hiding in their tree house before going home because I was hungry.
084. Broken someone's heart → Unfortunately.... Countless times....
085. Been arrested → Almost did. Darn my stoner ways
087. Cried when someone died → Was I not supposed to? O.o?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Yes. I'm definitely real ^_^
090. Miracles → I've seen a few
091. Love at first sight → Yeah. :3 With some people it happens, but it takes time with me
092. Heaven → Not in the typical sense.... but yeah
093. Santa Claus → YAY! I love Santa!
094. Sex on the first date → No. That's the tester time. You gotta wait till it feels right :(
095. Kiss on the first date → Hell no... I'm a tease! :o
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yeah.. :c I'll be with him again one day. I just have to wait...
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No
099. Do you believe in God → In a sense. I believe in a higher being :3
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? Is that a question? O.o?
Anywho! Fill it out if yah want! :D
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