This is something that's been rattling around in my mind for a while. I need advice and hygene tips for the homosexual lifestyle. I already wipe my tailhole throughly and even use a wet rag afterwards. I shave my legs, tailhole and ass. I just want to know if there's anything else I should be doing. Thanks.

Seriously? I brake up with you and now all of a sudden you ignore me and act like I'm not even there? I'm not a fucking moron. I know when I'm being ignored, okay? What? You think I'm just a clueless idiot? No. I'm not. It's not like I did it rudely and shit. I was clear and kind when I broke up with you, so I don't see why I'm so annoying. I know you're busy, but when I sent you a note and I never get a reply it's kind of a fucking red flag that I'm being ignored. It's not like I expect an immediate reply, but when I note you and don't get a reply for two weeks... yeah. One of the reasons I don't date chicks anymore. When you break up with them you're immedietly the worst person in the world. It's fucking bullshit. We used to get along so well and now we rarely ever talk. What's fucking with that? If you don't wanna talk to me just say so, I have on my profile that I'm never offended by anything. What? You though I'd cry? No, I didn't even cry when my grandpa died, okay? So I'm pretty sure this won't make me shed a tear. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate you. You'tre a fuckin' awesome chick but nI just felt it was time to move on and explore a little before I get myself into anything super cereal. (lol South Park) Anyway, I just had to let that out. I'm not saying any names, but I'm pretty sure some of you know who I'm talking about. Goodbye.

I was suspended from xbox live.
On by the 10th of this month is when I'll be back. I love you all, except  phresh and  sillydashy. You faggots suck. Anyway, seriously guys. You all have been there for me ever since I found myself in this wonderful fandom. I've found some of my best friends in this fandom. Thank you all.


Lots of love
-Gak

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
*cough* maxthewolf18 dragon44325*cough*

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night preferably.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the woll usually.

4. Do you masturbate?
Once a month.

5. How often? Lately?
Not very often surprisingly.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
XD No.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. Baths are gross..

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
With  phresh and  sillydashy to make fun of it. XD

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Meh, both sound okay.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yep.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
XD Fuck no.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Presenting, cutting and eating out.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Shower

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Closet

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
XD I've never even been to a bar.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Does my ex's house count?

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
XD Yes.

24. What's your sexual preference?
Men only. No fat chicks.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
XD No.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
What work?

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I wish.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
I've had someone else do it for me.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Used to.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A dildo.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
When I get my computer someone might. Cuddlemuffin. XD

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
XD That sounds like it would be so awkward.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
XD Phone sex is dumb.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
XD Yep. I'm a cyber sex man whore.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy Style.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Being top on anal.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I wish.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
 dragon44325

These songs represent my entire childhood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FyvK4DO6U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZL.....RY13ncQ9HLGNPr

WHY DO MY BALLS SMELL SO FUCKING FANTASTIC? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE SCENT OF THEIR NUTS?

FUCK SHIT COCK TITS TITS BALLSACK FUCK NIGGER ASS DICK COCK COCK FUCKING COCK ASS PENIS FATASS FUCK FUCK CRABS IN FUCKING PUBES DIKC DICK DICK FAGGOT Oooh looks a bird.

I don't enjoy your company.

Hell awaits you.
A bullet in your brain would be swell.
Truthful is this journal.
Eat my shit.

A friend of mine wants to meet you, my fist.

Loathe in my shit.
Oh my god it's Robert Loasher.
Today the truth is revieled.

Of course I spelled "revieled" wrong.
Fuck your couch.

Poopoocacapipi
Eat my shorts!
Oopsy I made a poopsy.
Peeing feels amazing.
Lol, I'm clever.
Each person has there very own genitals.

...Isn't that right  meredies  wolfqueenani  voremonster and  connorwolf

My balls. I wrote them a poem.

Roses are green, my penis is yellow,. Kill the faggots. Ducks. K bai.

How the fuck do I get skinnier? My guy's bigger than my boner is on a typical Friday night. Halp!