These Apocalypse Jokes...
General | Posted 13 years agoYou guys are making them like there's no tomorrow.
Seriously. Chill.
Seriously. Chill.
Fuck This
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm just going to die in the streets because I can't do anything right and get good grades. That's all anyone cares about.
No grad school.
No meaningful career.
Nothing.
No grad school.
No meaningful career.
Nothing.
*RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES - EXACTLY TWICE*
General | Posted 13 years agoD:!
How the fuck...did I get 720 watchers?
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
How the fuck...did I get 720 watchers?
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
Well. Shit. Life JUST got interesting...
General | Posted 13 years agoSo today I found out one of my classmates is on grommr.
Via facebook.
Um...
Uh...
*accepts this as reality*
Looks like the world...ain't so vast after all?
Via facebook.
Um...
Uh...
*accepts this as reality*
Looks like the world...ain't so vast after all?
No String Attached -- chubs...possibly attached.
General | Posted 13 years agoWhat to draws
General | Posted 13 years agoSee title. Need to get back in practice since I fail at all things.
I'm honestly fucked.
General | Posted 13 years agoIt seems like all of the career advice out there on the internet leads to this :
"If you don't go to Harvard or an Ivy League school and have a 4.0 GPA - Kill yourself".
I am a math person with moderate grades (overall GPA 2.7) with a bunch of Cs in math classes. I'm screwed.
I'm just gonna die at home from overdosing on drugs because I can't even find a goddamned job since no one wants to hire a fucking retard without a 4.0 from Harvard or Yale.
;;_;;
*cries hysterically*
"If you don't go to Harvard or an Ivy League school and have a 4.0 GPA - Kill yourself".
I am a math person with moderate grades (overall GPA 2.7) with a bunch of Cs in math classes. I'm screwed.
I'm just gonna die at home from overdosing on drugs because I can't even find a goddamned job since no one wants to hire a fucking retard without a 4.0 from Harvard or Yale.
;;_;;
*cries hysterically*
Nap time
General | Posted 13 years ago*rools on my side and snoozes*
I consider myself a prodigy
General | Posted 13 years agoWhoa whoa whoa. Stop right there blowhard. No one wants to see you suck your own dick publicly. Stop treating yourself like you we're made for. Gods jizz with your talents because frankly, you can't even understand the shit I say. Yet, you call yourself a genius? Fucking tired of people riding their high horses. No one gives two shits about your writing skill. You got there because daddy paid the way for you all the way. I fuckig worked my ass off to get here so you bitch need to get on you knees *unzips pants* and kneel for your king.
WAHAHAHAHA
General | Posted 13 years agoPress F5 for some experimental fun.
Holy shit Another BEartiger Stream!!!
General | Posted 13 years agoSuck it Hackers
General | Posted 13 years agoFucking won.
I deserve pie and cake and feeding.
Make with the loving of the me!
I deserve pie and cake and feeding.
Make with the loving of the me!
What to draws
General | Posted 13 years agoIdk.
It'll come out sucky because things.
But...what dooooo????
It'll come out sucky because things.
But...what dooooo????
Hackers fucked me
General | Posted 13 years agoYup. My CPU was hacked via ransomware. They broke in, and tried to get me to pay $400 for some shit thing.
I did not. I now have no working computer. Fucking Arab hackers. Rapists. The lot of hem.
I did not. I now have no working computer. Fucking Arab hackers. Rapists. The lot of hem.
Streaming some Fat
General | Posted 13 years agoBeartiger Bares It All! ITS TMI WEDNESDAY
General | Posted 13 years agoDo your worst.
Srsly. Don't be pissed at my answers though.
Srsly. Don't be pissed at my answers though.
MFF CON SUMMARY
General | Posted 13 years ago*sits in my room and does work all weekend*
:3
...
GODDAMNIT I WANT THANKSGIVING BREAK TO COME ALREADY D;!
I need a fucking BREAK from this grind.
:3
...
GODDAMNIT I WANT THANKSGIVING BREAK TO COME ALREADY D;!
I need a fucking BREAK from this grind.
What To Draw...
General | Posted 13 years agoHmm...
Stalking Cat found dead in Suicide
General | Posted 13 years agoSerious Question
General | Posted 13 years agoWill you all hate me if I lost weight?
Like, maybe 40 lbs or so?
Like, maybe 40 lbs or so?
*grumble grumble growls*
General | Posted 13 years ago*snarls*
Damn homework *growls*
Do youself. Tired of dealing with you, fucking whore. Worked on you for 5 hrs and didn't even get you part right you stupid bitch. If you were a person I'd consider eating you alive.
*snarls loudly*
Damn homework *growls*
Do youself. Tired of dealing with you, fucking whore. Worked on you for 5 hrs and didn't even get you part right you stupid bitch. If you were a person I'd consider eating you alive.
*snarls loudly*
The Bed Song
General | Posted 13 years agoI can't listen to it without crying.
*Draws a fat bear with a glitter covered dick beating off*
General | Posted 13 years agoCan haz faem?
Porn needs to be more creative yo. I mean, it's good, but there's so much people aren't doing and could be.
Porn needs to be more creative yo. I mean, it's good, but there's so much people aren't doing and could be.
Furaffinity MUTINY. MUTINY I SAY!!!
General | Posted 13 years agoCan't sleeeeep
General | Posted 13 years agoGrrrrrrrr
Fuck me....
Fuck me....
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