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Posted 9 years agoYes, I take commissions. I always take commissions. Send me a Note and let's talk.
Also if you live in the US, go vote. Just remember that every time someone casts a vote for Gary Johnson, Jesus cries a single tear.
Also if you live in the US, go vote. Just remember that every time someone casts a vote for Gary Johnson, Jesus cries a single tear.
Donald Trump
Posted 9 years agoDonald Trump?
Donald Trump.
'MURICA!
Donald Trump.
'MURICA!
I might have just found the most Japanese thing ever.
Posted 10 years ago... that doesn't involve absurdly-endowed schoolgirls and tentacle monsters. ಠ_ಠ
Japan, you so Japan.
Japan, you so Japan.
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Posted 10 years agoThe last year of me being able to pass my mistakes off as youthful exuberance.
Woooooooo! Gonna party HARD this year! Woooooo!
(Those of you who know me realize that's a joke.)
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Woooooooo! Gonna party HARD this year! Woooooo!
(Those of you who know me realize that's a joke.)
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A Rant
Posted 10 years agoSo as many of you know, I'm now in Louisville, KY. Loo-vuhl's alright. Lots of guns. Guns are big here. Also basketball.
Anyway, it means I'm close enough to Cincinnati to hang out with some of my friends who live around those parts. And that's all well and good. Except that I have to cross the abomination known as the Brent Spence Bridge.
Where do I start with this thing?
http://www.wlwt.com/image/view/-/24.....ge-funding.jpg
It's the main bridge crossing the Ohio river from Cincinnati, OH to Covington, KY. Two interstates merge before it going northbound, so it carries an obscene amount of traffic. Since the traffic going over it is much heavier than it was designed to handle, the lanes are narrower than usual, and there is no shoulder.
Also if you're going north into Ohio, there's no way to see which lanes lead to which exits (if you're going north on I-71, you actually exit ON the bridge) if there's a lot of traffic, since the only way to tell is by reading the signs on the road itself. Good luck reading the overhead signs.
http://i.imgur.com/DJk70WW.jpg
Last time I drove north on the bridge I almost got run into the wall by a semi who was about to miss its exit. Fun times.
Also once I get into Ohio, it's like the someone forgot to pave the roads. My derpy little Pontiac cries in agony.
But hey, Cut in the Hill. Talk about an awesome skyline view. Worth the 90 minute drive. It's like "Heeeeeeeey Darrenn" and I'm like "Whoooooooooa" and it's like "Whooooooaaaaa..... Brent Spence Bridge" and I'm like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I hate that bridge. ಠ_ಠ
Anyway, it means I'm close enough to Cincinnati to hang out with some of my friends who live around those parts. And that's all well and good. Except that I have to cross the abomination known as the Brent Spence Bridge.
Where do I start with this thing?
http://www.wlwt.com/image/view/-/24.....ge-funding.jpg
It's the main bridge crossing the Ohio river from Cincinnati, OH to Covington, KY. Two interstates merge before it going northbound, so it carries an obscene amount of traffic. Since the traffic going over it is much heavier than it was designed to handle, the lanes are narrower than usual, and there is no shoulder.
Also if you're going north into Ohio, there's no way to see which lanes lead to which exits (if you're going north on I-71, you actually exit ON the bridge) if there's a lot of traffic, since the only way to tell is by reading the signs on the road itself. Good luck reading the overhead signs.
http://i.imgur.com/DJk70WW.jpg
Last time I drove north on the bridge I almost got run into the wall by a semi who was about to miss its exit. Fun times.
Also once I get into Ohio, it's like the someone forgot to pave the roads. My derpy little Pontiac cries in agony.
But hey, Cut in the Hill. Talk about an awesome skyline view. Worth the 90 minute drive. It's like "Heeeeeeeey Darrenn" and I'm like "Whoooooooooa" and it's like "Whooooooaaaaa..... Brent Spence Bridge" and I'm like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I hate that bridge. ಠ_ಠ
Steam, I am on you.
Posted 11 years agoGamertag: HockFaraday
Awesomenauts, Torchlight II, and whatever else I feel like playing. I don't do FPSs, mainly because I suck at them and they're boring and repetitive.
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Awesomenauts, Torchlight II, and whatever else I feel like playing. I don't do FPSs, mainly because I suck at them and they're boring and repetitive.
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I have a new avatar
Posted 11 years agobunnymama hooked me up. Dapper suspenders and everything.
Great work, great turnaround time, reasonable price. I wholeheartedly approve.
Also it's 2015.
Great work, great turnaround time, reasonable price. I wholeheartedly approve.
Also it's 2015.
Kentucky, I am in you.
Posted 11 years agoThat is all.
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Radio Silence
Posted 11 years agoMoving to Kentucky, be back in a week.
It's pronounced "Luh-vul"
Posted 11 years agoI'm moving to Louisville, KY at the end of next month to take a new job.
YAY NO MORE DC TRAFFIC!
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YAY NO MORE DC TRAFFIC!
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Orc-tober
Posted 11 years agostarts tomorrow. Start sharpening those axes, folks.
Also,
Also,
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Posted 11 years agoYep.
*sips on Metamucil*
WHERE'S MY MATLOCK?!
*sips on Metamucil*
WHERE'S MY MATLOCK?!
Baltimore Comic Con
Posted 11 years agoYes indeed-y!
I have a table, I just don't know where yet. ಠ_ಠ
I have a table, I just don't know where yet. ಠ_ಠ
Gen Con
Posted 11 years agoGuess who has two opposable thumbs and will be at Gen Con in Indianapolis this weekend?
THIS GUY!
See you all in a week.
THIS GUY!
See you all in a week.
Dear Toyota:
Posted 11 years agoNo.
No.
No.
Frosted Flakes are Meh.
Posted 11 years agoThey really are. Corn flakes covered in crystallized high-fructose corn syrup and sugar. I prefer Golden Crisp.
COME AT ME BRO.
COME AT ME BRO.
My avatar is different
Posted 11 years agoAnthroCon is next month...
Posted 11 years ago... and I will not be attending. ಠ_ಠ
Next convention is Gen Con in Indianapolis, August 14-17, followed by Baltimore Comic Con.
Next convention is Gen Con in Indianapolis, August 14-17, followed by Baltimore Comic Con.
Hey Dineegla!
Posted 11 years agoThe Cubs no longer have the worst record in baseball.
PROGRESS!
PROGRESS!
My last Journal got zero comments.
Posted 11 years agoJukebox Hero
Posted 11 years agoHE'LL COME ALIVE TONIGHT, FOLKS! HE'LL COME ALIVE!
TONIGHT!
A Rant
Posted 11 years agoI hate you, General Mills. You killed off Wendell, the baker mascot on the front of the box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Cereal box mascots are iconic. The Trix rabbit. Lucky the Leprechaun. Toucan Sam, Snap Crackle & Pop, Tony the Tiger, Sonny... the list goes on. Wendell was among the hallowed few who stood the test of time - at least since the time of 1991, when GM axed Bob and Quello, the other two bakers from the old commercials.
Yeah. THOSE bakers.
But browsing the cereal aisle one day, I noticed even Wendell had gone away, replaced by the most irritating, pitiful excuses for cereal box mascots since, well... ever. Those "crazy squares".
Eww.
I realize that using Wendell in TV commercials might seem a bit "dated", but there are plenty of cereals that don't rely on their mascots to sell in TV commercials (Golden Crisp's Sugar Bear, for example). And those squares aren't "cute", they're irritating.
Besides, we've seen this concept before:
Wendell had personality and character. These squares are just a rip-off from Kellogg's Krave and don't have any sort of lasting appeal to me as a consumer. Unless you want to promote cannibalism among this generation's youth.
#BringBackWendell #CrazySquaresMoreLikeIrritatingRipoffs #Hashtag #ImNotEvenOnTwitter #ActuallyIAmButINeverUseIt #AnotherHashtag #YOLOSWAG #CTriggerThinksILookBored #Hashtag
Cereal box mascots are iconic. The Trix rabbit. Lucky the Leprechaun. Toucan Sam, Snap Crackle & Pop, Tony the Tiger, Sonny... the list goes on. Wendell was among the hallowed few who stood the test of time - at least since the time of 1991, when GM axed Bob and Quello, the other two bakers from the old commercials.
Yeah. THOSE bakers.
But browsing the cereal aisle one day, I noticed even Wendell had gone away, replaced by the most irritating, pitiful excuses for cereal box mascots since, well... ever. Those "crazy squares".
Eww.
I realize that using Wendell in TV commercials might seem a bit "dated", but there are plenty of cereals that don't rely on their mascots to sell in TV commercials (Golden Crisp's Sugar Bear, for example). And those squares aren't "cute", they're irritating.
Besides, we've seen this concept before:
Wendell had personality and character. These squares are just a rip-off from Kellogg's Krave and don't have any sort of lasting appeal to me as a consumer. Unless you want to promote cannibalism among this generation's youth.
#BringBackWendell #CrazySquaresMoreLikeIrritatingRipoffs #Hashtag #ImNotEvenOnTwitter #ActuallyIAmButINeverUseIt #AnotherHashtag #YOLOSWAG #CTriggerThinksILookBored #Hashtag
AwesomeCon DC
Posted 11 years agoApril 18-20, Washington DC Convention Center.
Artist Alley table C-7.
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Artist Alley table C-7.
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Hey Lostcat!
Posted 11 years agoFree.
Throws.
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Throws.
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Come at me bro
Posted 11 years agoBut don't tase me, bro.
Also it's baseball season. So that means the Cubs are going to suck. Again.
Also it's baseball season. So that means the Cubs are going to suck. Again.
